Heart-wrenching girls are male judges

Gan Meng had appeared on two episodes of the show in total, but he didn't have the courage to watch these two episodes at all.But if he doesn't watch it, it doesn't mean others don't watch it.The audience will always have various impressions after watching it, and those who have a particularly strong desire to express will even send emails, write letters, and make phone calls to the program team.The program group grasped one of the key points with keen eyesight: pornographic scraping + molesting = selling point.

Facts have proved that the success of Tuhao Ge has led to a new fashion on the stage of dating shows, that is: molesting Huang Gua.Since then, Huang Shao has been in dire straits for almost every episode of the show.

For example, in a certain issue, male guests and female guests were arguing endlessly about the issue of feminist liberation.Chen Pi puts forward a sub-argument that social aesthetics have changed, and men no longer necessarily require masculinity and muscle...and then put forward an argument-huang scrape.The dialogue is as follows:

Chen Pi: "Teacher Huang Pa, for example, is very popular. Look at him, he is not masculine, a bit delicate, and his figure is also very thin. And you see, his sitting posture, the way he puts his hands, is a little bit Feminine, with some feminine features..."

Huang scratched his sweat: "Stop talking...I'm in a cold sweat..."

Audiences who love Huang Sha: His sitting posture may be called soft when others do it, but his is called wretched!

For example, in a certain issue, a female guest in the clothing industry tailored three sets of stage costumes for the three hosts.

The female guest held three stacks of clothes, which were silver-gray, blue, and orange: "Guess who is for whom?"

The audience who didn't know the truth immediately formed a judgment in their brains after seeing the clothes: First, the red ones are probably women's clothes.Second, the red one must be scratched by the yellow one.

Guan Tou pointed at the orange color: "This, the red one below, must have been scratched by Huang."

The audience laughed.Because everyone thinks so.

Facts have proved that everyone thinks too much.The red is indeed for the yellow, but it is not a women's suit, but a men's suit.

Huang Ba put it on straight away, looking at the clothes on his body: "Is this really red?"

Tube cast: "Red, red."

Female guest: "Orange red."

But even such a Huang Sha, who has been molested and praised all the time, will finally be sprayed one day.

The reason is that a self-proclaimed "best husband of this century, a good man with all four qualities" came on the show, and he boasted about himself: "Pay all the monthly salary, do all the chores at home, eat all the leftovers, and take care of the wife."

The female guests praised him and questioned him.Just when everyone was chatting happily, Huang Pao spoke.

Huang Pao said: "The 'lines' spoken by the male guests already sound very beautiful, and everything that needs to be explained has been explained, but in terms of dramatic personality, this type of people has a strong desire for control, is more subjective, and has a more open mind. Narrow. In fact, this kind of person is very difficult to get along with in life, and his temper is very big, including when he speaks, he is often accompanied by strong gestures."

Not to be outdone, the male guest explained: "Using gestures is just to strengthen the point of view, and it is definitely not the case with my wife."

Huang Sha frowned and said to him again: "I'm really sorry, I can't hide my dislike for him anymore! Based on my past life experience, judging a person from the body and voice, usually the words It is impossible to become such a person in life. If he meets a very obedient girl who is willing to be controlled by him, he may be very happy. But most modern women are not like this. Once conflicts arise , The desire to control appears, it will really be scary."

The male guest said to him, "The same rice feeds a variety of people. You have your own opinion, and I have my own principles. I'm not the kind of person you imagined!"

It may be that seeing the male guest in embarrassment, Huang Pao added that his judgment is only based on his own experience, but there is a relatively high probability that it will appear, not absolute.

In the end, although all 24 lights were off, a girl who loved to turn around thought that the male guest was honest and felt very safe, so she stood up bravely and held the male guest's hand.

This incident caused an uproar.The reporter interviewed Huang Pao for the first time, and he emphasized: "I have repeatedly said on the show that what I said is not aimed at male guests, but only from my life experience and judging from my experience, there will be a type of person I often talk about being good to others, but actually doing it is completely different from what I said, so I have to bring this phenomenon up. Moreover, I also specifically said that even the judgment of this type of people is based on probability In terms of speaking, and I said that I hope that the male guest is not within this probability."

Huang Pao: "I am a guest commentator on the show, and I want to offer my opinions for male and female guests. Of course, I also humbly accept the opinions put forward by netizens."

At 0:09 in the morning, Huang Gua posted a Weibo.

"Today was finally sprayed."Numerous comments below.

Gan Meng's house.

Gan Meimei saw Weibo, jumped up from her chair, ran outside Ganmeng's room, and knocked hard on the door: "Brother! Brother!"

"Why, I'm asleep, I'll talk about something tomorrow..."

"Something happened to your man!"

"My man? Bian Tai? What can happen to him?"

"It's yellow scratch, yellow scratch!"

"What's the matter with him?"

Gan Meng spoke lazily, stretched out her hand from under the quilt, turned the doorknob, and the door opened.

Gan Meimei brought the Danmei laptop from her room and placed it on the yellow quilt.

Gan Meng sat up, yawned, and read Weibo: "Today, finally, I got sprayed."

Gan Meimei: "He was bullied."

"I think he's pretty good, what's there to talk about." Gan Meng lay down and continued to sleep.

"Ah! It's updated, it's updated! He posted another one." Gan Meimei quickly pushed him.

"What did he say?" Gan Meng opened his eyes.

Huang Sha: How could you treat me like this? In order to be on TV, I went to have my teeth cleaned, and I wore a suit, reminding myself every second not to pick my nose and turn my chair. For you, I wanted to go to Korea for breast augmentation and cheek grinding Nose padding, but you guys scold me like that, okay, don't blame me for turning the chair to 360 degrees in the next issue!

"He hasn't raised his mouth, digs his ears, shakes his body and stares at the floor in a daze," Gan Meng pointed out.

Gan Meimei: "I can feel the bleeding heart behind his smile, waiting for another man to comfort him. Well, that person is you, brother."

"..." Gan Meng, "Don't underestimate him, he can get through this by himself."

"Brother, he's not you, but he said that he is small-minded, caressing, narrow-minded, and there is evidence for it, for example, he once wrote a bad review for a comedy written by the audience, so worried that he couldn't sleep for four days. .” A woman is as meticulous as a hair, remembering every detail.

"...No way." Gan Meng sat up again, "This is serious, according to what you said, he must have suffered from insomnia for half a year this time."

"It's not just half a year, he just lost his love, and he will suffer from insomnia for a year." Gan Meimei added.

"Broken love? Broken love? No way, how do you know?"

"There are rumors on the Internet, bro, why don't you understand him so much and care about him~"

His ex-girlfriend in Los Angeles called and told him that she had cheated on her, and then they broke up.Then there is no more.

Gan Meng was silent for a long, long time, raised her head, and asked without beginning or end: "Have you watched those two episodes?"

Gan Meimei immediately responded: "I read it, everyone on the earth has watched it, didn't I talk to you, I watched it no less than ten times, and recommended it to my sisters, and watched it several times together. You are now in our circle celebrity……"

"..." Gan Meng held her head.

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