HR: "Please introduce yourself."

Luyu: "Hi, my name is Luyu..."

Yes, I died in the last chapter, but I'm alive again!Still in the book, look at the barrage above HR's head: [A strong woman in the industry, with an annual salary of 500 million, has a seven-year-old son. I don't know who her husband is, but the child belongs to her anyway!Young people who like the company as their home are vain and like others to praise their youth. 】

Luyu: "...I like your company's atmosphere and work philosophy, and I hope to be hired by your company. I will work hard to realize my own value and strive to become a young and promising person like you."

HR frowned: "I don't like being flattered by others."

Coming out of the office, Lu Yu scratched his head, the barrage is deceiving?

Before he could think about it, Lu Yu went to the next company. Up to now, he has not met the protagonist of this world. Maybe he will spend his life in a normal way until the next book.

Lu Yu pushed open the door of the office and walked.

I rely on!What is so dazzling!Oh, it turned out to be HR's bald head, and the barrage on it rolled very smoothly: [I'm an old pervert, I only like to recruit simple and beautiful female college students, and even male applicants cannot enter this office...]

Lu Yu looked bewildered, and looked down between his legs. Although he was wearing pants, he was still convinced that he was a macho!

Lu Yu sat down apprehensively, looked at HR's squinting eyes and vomited for a while, since he was a man anyway, he was afraid of shit!

See if I don't kill you!Lu Yu touched his phone.

Just after introducing himself, HR came over from his seat and patted him on the shoulder, "Yes, I am very optimistic about you."

As he spoke, he slid his hand over Luyu's shoulder and squeezed his arm, "Then tell me what value you can create for the company?"

The corner of Lu Yu's mouth twitched, and he looked back at him with a kind face: "Paid shit."

The hand on the back paused, and HR suddenly laughed: "It's humorous enough, I like it!"

As he said, he put his arms around his waist and sat down beside him. Lu Yupi looked at the bald, greasy man next to him with a stinking smile, "Then have I been hired?"

HR: "It depends on you."

As he spoke, he opened his suit and reached in, groping around his waist through the white shirt. Lu Yu blinked his innocent eyes, and looked down: "Why are you touching my waist? Does the company still need to touch your waist when recruiting?"

"Of course!" The man raised his jaw with a wretched smile.

"You are more beautiful than on your resume, I like it very much."

Lu Yu moved away pretending to be calm: "What do you mean?"

The old man took his hand and rubbed it lovingly: "Even the hands are thin and tender, girls are not as tender as you."

Lu Yu withdrew his hand, with an incredulous look on his face: "What? You can't be gay, right?!"

"Hahahahahahaha..." The triumphant laughter rang out unscrupulously.

Male Tan Shou: "You young people like to use one attribute to define people. In fact, there are many kinds of people. For example, as long as I look good, I don't mind male or female."

"Oh……"

Lu Yu asked: "But I can't, I'm..."

"It's up to you." The man's expression darkened, he stepped forward and grabbed Lu Yu, hugged him, and the pig's mouth moved towards him.

Lu Yu shouted exaggeratedly: "Don't, let me go, don't kiss me, don't touch me, ah!"

HR suddenly stopped, with a dazed expression on his face, he hasn't kissed yet.

Lu Yu looked at him innocently: "Let me go."

The old man smiled obscenely, "Little goblin, you're going to indulge your passions. I like your pitiful expression so much. See if I won't fuck you to death!"

After saying that, he rushed forward, Lu Yu suddenly turned sideways, grabbed his arm and pressed him on the table, the old man turned his head in shock, Lu Yu grabbed the tissue on the table and stuffed it into his mouth to keep him silent, punching him several times in succession.

The old man whimpered, Lu Yu let go of his hands and moved his wrists, condescendingly looking down at the pig's head that got up angrily with disgust.

"You, you, you, it's over!"

The pig-headed man clenched his fist angrily and swung it over. Lu Yu squeezed his fist, pulled him in front of him, raised his foot, and smashed his knee hard on the pig-headed man's stomach. It landed heavily on the pig-headed man's back, and then threw him on the ground in disgust.

Looking at the pig's head curled up on the luxurious carpet, Lu Yu snorted coldly, took a step forward, stepped on his face with his shiny leather shoes, and forcefully resented him.

The barrage above the pig-headed man's head: [...things are different from what I thought...]

The pig-headed man's mouth was full of blood, and he threatened weakly: "You are dead!"

Luyu took out his mobile phone and turned off the recording, just in time to receive an employment invitation from the previous company.

"Ho! I'm so scared!"

Lu Yu withdrew his foot, then kicked him several times violently, "Scum!"

When Lu Yu pushed open the door and came out, he happened to bump into a pretty pig-headed female secretary. The female secretary stared blankly at Lu Yu who was buttoning up her cuff buttons. She tilted her head and saw the lying boss inside. She covered her mouth with her hands in fright. Eyes full of horror, he looked at the young man in front of him who smiled childishly at him.

Lu Yu patted his suit and walked out of the office building freely. At this moment, the recordings have been distributed to many mainstream media in the industry.

That night, the news that the HR of a certain company took advantage of his position to moles the interviewer went viral, and then one or two...victims who suffered the same thing came forward.

Lu Yu ate the discounted bread that was about to expire in the supermarket and watched the news. After being promoted by the entertainment media and the other company, the pig-headed man was immediately fired, compensated for the loss of the company's reputation, and was sued by the court.

"The efficiency is really high!"

Lu Yu got angry and slept very well, and went to the new company to report early the next morning.

The strong woman shrugged: "It's not because you flattered me that I decided to hire you, but because our boss is very busy now and needs someone, and you just happen to be qualified."

"Thank you, thank you, but I'm not flattering, but sincere."

That immature and pure face, even if it is a lie, people can naturally believe it, not to mention who doesn't like to listen to good words, HR smiled happily, and even led him to meet the boss himself.

Pushing open the office door, Lu Yu couldn't help but gasp, the man sitting behind the desk didn't look up, the barrage above his head:

[The male protagonist, who started out as an illegal trader, has outstanding ability and vicious means, and the female protagonist is imprisoned in the basement of his home...]

Lu Yu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and couldn't help but become cautious: "Hello."

The male protagonist ignored him at all, HR smiled: "Mr. Gu, this is the newcomer who applied for the job yesterday, Lu Yu."

Only then did Mr. Gu raise his head, glanced at Lu Yu, narrowed his long and narrow eyes, he didn't know whether it was because of his brain or dissatisfaction, and hummed lightly.

"Take him to his office."

HR nodded modestly, bowed his waist slightly and withdrew, and then heaved a long sigh of relief as if relieved.

Seeing this, Lu Yu couldn't help being a little more wary of the people inside.

His office is just opposite Mr. Gu, and he is Mr. Gu's full-time secretary. Looking at a pile of documents, Lu Yu's scalp tingles.

HR: "I don't need to say more about what's superfluous. If you don't understand, just ask Gu... Forget it. If you don't understand, try slowly, and if you don't understand, then resign!"

Lu Yu: "Okay, okay, okay."

On the first day of work, Lu Yu worked overtime until two o'clock in the morning.

Going to work the next day, Lu Yu worked overtime until twelve o'clock.

On the third day of work, Lu Yu worked overtime until one o'clock in the morning.

On the fourth day of work, Lu Yu got off work early, at ten o'clock in the evening!

On the fifth day of work, Lu Yu worked overtime until three o'clock in the morning.

On the weekend, Lu Yu was woken up by a phone call. The personnel department said, "Xiao Lu, why didn't you come to work?"

Luyu: "???"

Today is not the weekend?

Lu Yu asked uncertainly: "Is today the weekend?"

Personnel Department: "Yes, you go to work on Saturday, you forgot?"

Luyu: "Didn't you say you have weekends off?"

Personnel Department: "Yes, weekends are off, and Sundays are off."

Luyu: "..."

Damn capitalist!

Personnel Department: "Hurry up, Mr. Gu is about to catch fire!"

Lu Yu was so angry that he rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth and went out, muttering: "Garbage boss! Evil capitalist, what 996? They are all man-eating ghosts!"

When he arrived at the company, Lu Yu was startled when he saw Mr. Gu's stinky face, and immediately smiled: "I'm sorry, I..."

Mr. Gu: "Can you do it? You can't do it, get out!"

"..."

Everyone looked at them nervously.

Lu Yu pulled out a smiling face and nodded hastily, who said that we are social animals, "Yes, yes, yes!"

So, Luyu worked overtime until eleven o'clock at night!

Lu Yu walked out of the company building with broken thoughts, and just bumped into Mr. Gu who came to the company to pick up his things. Mr. Gu glanced at him: "You're only off work now, what are your abilities?"

Luyu: "..."

What a bitch I am!How about you come?

Seeing Mr. Gu's condescending appearance, Lu Yupi nodded with a half-smile, and when he saw him walk into the office building, he was so angry that he kicked over the trash can next to him.

"I'm so pissed off! How can this kind of person deserve to be the leading actor?! Do you really think of yourself as an outlaw?!"

"I'll let you see what it means to be "Skynet without omissions!"

Furiously, Lu Yu hailed a taxi, waited for Mr. Gu to come out, followed behind, pretended to be passing by, and saw him stop in front of a villa.

Lu Yu worked overtime again on Sunday to collect information about Mr. Gu. When he was [-] or [-] years old, he wandered on the border of Myanmar. After returning to China, he inherited his uncle's small company. In just a few years, he became the leading Gu Group.

good!good!

Lu Yu came to the criminal police team on a shared bicycle, "I'll wait for someone."

Lu Yu just sat at the door like this, observed the people of the police force for a day, and finally saw a barrage above a person's head:

[Yin Fei, the second-generation policeman, his father is a drug hero, with a stubborn personality, rigorous, and strong beliefs, no matter what crimes, as long as he finds out, he will investigate to the end...]

"It's you!"

Yin Fei looked at the hand that suddenly came forward to hold his wrist, then at the young man who was also stunned for a moment, and asked coldly, "What are you doing?"

Lu Yu withdrew his hand in a hurry, and then burst into tears: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you are too much like my dead friend, so I misunderstood X﹏X"

Lu Yu cried and leaned on Yin Fei's shoulder, "Brother woooo X﹏X"

Colleagues passing by looked sideways, Yin Fei: "..."

"Officer Yin, may I ask for your contact information? Because I think I might be dying, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Can I have your contact information, please? Because I think I'm going to die

Yin Fei patted his shoulder suspiciously: "No."

Lu Yu grabbed his hand with tears all over his face, sobbing: "Can you?"

Yin Fei was ashamed, hesitantly took out his mobile phone, and Lu Yuli read his number.

Then he deliberately put the note "Savior" in front of Yin Fei.

Yin Fei raised his forehead: "I still have a job, you..."

"Okay, okay, go get busy!" Lu Yuli left the hot hand, and deliberately revealed where he worked.

When he heard that it was Mr. Gu's assistant, Yin Fei showed obvious interest.

Lu Yu left satisfied, and it was Monday again.

There was very little work today, and she finished her work at six o'clock in the afternoon. She just pushed her out and happened to meet Mr. Gu going out.

Mr. Gu: "Now go to my house and get me the documents on the table, and send them to the company. I want to use them."

"Okay!" Lu Yu gritted his teeth and responded.

Mr. Gu: "Why are you so busy? Are you good-looking? Hurry up!"

Luyu: "..."

Taking a deep breath, Lu Yu ran up and raised his voice: "One two one! One two one! One two one..."

The whole office lowered their heads and sniggered, President Gu's face turned green!

Lu Yu glanced at the address sent over, and sneered, it happened to be the spot he stepped on before!

When they approached Gu's house, Lu Yu saw the bullet screen above the nanny's head: [... There is a woman living in the basement, this secret must not be let Mr. Gu know that I know! 】

Lu Yu was ecstatic in his heart, the heroine is here!

Luyu sent a text message to Yin Fei: "I'm in trouble!" and sent the address.

Yin Fei didn't intend to believe him at first, but when he saw the address, he got up immediately.

Lu Yu looked at the bullet screen above the nanny's head: "Your daughter is not sick, she was put in the hospital by Mr. Gu to guard."

"You..." The nanny's face turned green. Mr. Gu was worried about her and sent her sick daughter abroad for medical treatment. Their mother and daughter could only see each other via video once with Mr. Gu's permission.

Lu Yu smiled kindly: "Don't worry, I won't harm you. You just need to tell me where the basement is, and I will go by myself. I will definitely not hurt you."

The nanny looked at him in horror, Lu Yu pointed to the parking lot: "Where is it?"

The nanny grew more and more frightened.

Lu Yu nodded, "Looks like I guessed right."

As he spoke, he picked up the vase next to her and slammed it lightly on her back: "Please faint, so that you won't be hurt."

The nanny was a little awake from the pain in her back. Hearing his words, she immediately closed her eyes and fell down.

Lu Yu quickly ran to the basement, smashed open the door, and a woman with a wound on the corner of her mouth rushed towards him, Lu Yu immediately grabbed her hand: "I'm the police! I'm here to save you!"

Only then did the woman calm down a little, Lu Yu hurriedly helped her out, the woman was wearing a long red dress, she looked like she was just locked up, clean and decent.

Lu Yu helped her out of the villa in a hurry, and suddenly two black cars sprang out in front of her, and a group of bodyguards came down.

Then the car door opened, and Mr. Gu came out from the crowd, his eyes full of mischief: "So you want to save her?"

Lu Yu glanced at the trembling but determined heroine, and spread his hands: "I admit it."

As he spoke, he looked at the police car in the distance. Mr. Gu turned his head and frowned. Under the siege of two police cars, Lu Yu and the hostess were rescued.

Lu Yu turned his head and stuck out his tongue at Mr. Gu, who had a livid face: "Should I still work overtime at night?"

Mr. Gu: "..."

Looking at the bullet screen on the heroine's head: [...The lover was mistreated by the hero, and he sent him to someone else's bed. The mother has gone crazy and her whereabouts are unknown. The heroine vows to bring the hero to justice! 】

Lu Yu smiled smugly, and then turned around and added, "You'll have to sit in prison."

"..."

So, with the cooperation of Yin Fei and the heroine, the hero was arrested, and Lu Yu watched the TV report and went out. Although the boss was gone and the company was sold to someone else, he still needed to go to work.

"It's eleven o'clock in the morning, another day full of energy!" Lu Yu walked out of the company with a smile on his face, suddenly felt like a needle prick in his heart, his eyes went dark, and he fell down.

The next day's news, "An employee of a certain company died suddenly in 996, so this station reminds everyone, true love life, stay away from 996, willing to be poor, not to be a ghost of sudden death!"

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