After reading through the book, I was forced to become a big boss by relying on barrage spoilers

"In this world, we are all just passing by, so take it easy!"

The boy sitting at the door muttered sadly.

"Xiaolu, a customer has come in." The young woman said.

The boy called Xiaolu hurriedly got up, tugged at the hem of the black suit, and muttered, "Unfortunately, this is just a book."

The young woman turned around suspiciously: "What?"

Xiaolu shook his head, his smile was blocked by a blue mask, and a pair of smart eyes glanced at the barrage above the woman's head, which was about women.

Since transmigrating into the book, he found that he could see bullet screens appearing above everyone's heads, as well as character introductions.

For example, the woman in front of me is just a supporting role, and the barrage above her head is:

[Born in a white-collar family, she was pampered and well-educated since she was a child. She has a husband who loves her, and she will live happily ever after. 】

Xiaolu smiled gratifiedly, and it was another busy day like this.

He was chasing the bus again on the alley after get off work, and he was the only one in the company without a car, so he was embarrassed to hang on to his colleague's car for a long time.

Xiaolu deliberately stood behind the bus to avoid the cars of his colleagues. After finally waiting for the bus for half an hour, he was squeezed away by a woman.

Xiaolu looked at the seat in front of him in disbelief as a woman took it, opened his mouth, and looked at the barrage above her head that looked like blood:

[Xue You, the heroine, got on the bus in anger because of a conflict with the hero. Five minutes later, the bus would have a car accident, and 5 of the 58 people on board died, including Xueyou. big. 】

Xiaolu stared at Xueyou in horror, Xueyou's eyes were full of grievances, stubbornly wiping the tears off her face.

Xiaolu immediately turned back in a panic: "Driver! Stop!"

The driver shuddered, and shouted back angrily: "This is a bus! If you want to stop anywhere, take a taxi!"

Seeing the time in front of the bus keep going, Xiaolu suddenly rushed over: "Stop quickly! It's dangerous ahead!"

The driver ignored him, and Xiaolu saw a barrage above his head: [... His daughter just graduated from college, this one will get married tomorrow, and he will die in a car accident in 3 minutes. 】

Xiaolu became even more anxious, and stomped his feet: "I'm going to shit!!"

There was a deafening scream, and everyone on the bus looked at this suit and leather shoes with disgust. The 1.8-meter-long man held his stomach and bowed his waist and said he wanted to shit!

The fashion girl next to her even covered her nose, "Huh~"

Xiaolu looked at the barrage above her head: [...death in 2 minutes. 】

Xiaolu didn't have time to rush to the driver's side: "Please, uncle! If you don't stop pulling your pants down, hurry up, pull over, or I will grab the steering wheel, and everyone will be in danger!"

Everyone was frightened by his words, so they hurriedly said: "Master, just stop for a while, lest he pull the cart on, and it's also a smelly person, and everyone has to get off the cart."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Xiaolu clenched his fists anxiously, looking at the barrage above the driver's head with pleading eyes: 【...Death in 1 minute. 】

The driver gritted his teeth angrily, parked the car beside him angrily, and opened the door: "Get out!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a deafening boom in front of them, and everyone trembled in fright and looked around.

Xiaolu finally breathed a sigh of relief and straightened his back.

"There was a car accident ahead!!"

"It's terrible! If we don't stop, then..."

Everyone looked at each other, and the driver broke into a cold sweat.

The fashionable girl glanced at the boy who got out of the car and left calmly.

"Aren't you in a hurry to shit?"

"Maybe I was scared back hahahaha... After all, I am a child." A middle-aged man smiled old-fashionedly.

Xueyou was still in shock, and immediately got out of the car to catch up with Xiaolu: "Did you know that there will be a car accident ahead?"

Xiaolu glanced at the barrage above her head: [...Calm down and accept the male lead's explanation, the two will live happily ever after. 】

Xueyou looked into his eyes, and looked up curiously at the cloudless sky, but there was nothing there.

Then look at the young man in a professional suit with immature eyes. Although he shook his head, the smile under the mask couldn't be hidden.

"Good luck." Xiaolu said.

Xueyou stood there blankly, staring at the boy who walked by the sidewalk with full eyes.

A black sports car stopped behind him, Xiaolu turned around, looked at the woman in the car, and returned to the rental house with satisfaction.

Cook a bowl of rice noodles bought at the vegetable market for [-] yuan, scoop a spoonful of Laoganma chili oil, sprinkle with peppercorns, cut the green onions sent by the vegetable market, and sprinkle with chopped green onions.

Then I turned on the phone, tuned to a very old TV series, served rice noodles, and took a sip.

Before I knew it, I ate too much. I got up and burped, touched my belly, and saw that there were two thirds of the rice noodles left, and I ate three meals for three yuan.

What a deal!

Another money-saving tip!

When he was full, he wanted to poop. Xiaolu took his mobile phone and went downstairs to poop while watching a drama.

In order to save money, the toilet in the house he rented is public, and there are few neighbors around. The squatting toilet has no toilet.

Xiaolu pulled up his trouser waist, and his attention was attracted by a push message, "The bus at the scene of the accident..."

Xiaolu opened curiously.

"At the scene of the car accident, a bus suddenly stopped on the side of the road, slowed down for 1 minute, and just avoided the car accident. The accident was caused by a young man getting on the bus and trying to shit..."

Looking at the way he was clutching his stomach and jumping in anxiety in the video, like a monkey, Xiaolu almost lost his balance and hurriedly leaned on the wall.

"Fortunately, I wore a mask!"

Xiaolu fell asleep anxiously, hoping that no colleague would recognize him!

The next day, Xiaolu went out with a feeling of apprehension. As soon as he walked on the road, he saw a bus coming in the distance, and Xiaolu ran desperately to the bus stop ahead.

He was wondering what good things happened to the bus master today?When he showed his kindness and stopped for so long to let him get in the car, the driver smiled at him.

"Young man, thank you yesterday, that was really a piece of magic!"

The hand that was wearing the tie paused, Xiaolu: "..."

Fortunately, it was only one stop away from the envoy station, and it was still early, and there were not many people on the bus, and they didn't understand what it meant.

The driver laughed loudly: "Don't be embarrassed, everyone in the world doesn't shit, but it's the same shit, some people shit as light as a feather, and some people shit heavier than Mount Tai!"

"Heavier than Mount Tai? How much does it have to be pulled?" a passenger sighed.

"Hey, it's so early in the morning, I haven't had breakfast yet." Another passenger protested in disgust.

The driver's face was simple and honest: "I'm sorry, I'm just too excited! By the way, I don't know, what great thing did this guy do yesterday..."

Xiaolu immediately put his hands together and raised his head above his head: "Uncle, please, stop talking, or I'll give you a kowtow! Please shut your mouth and let me go!"

"Just don't talk about it, it's early in the morning!" The unexplained passenger echoed.

"Okay, okay!" The bus master smiled happily.

Xiaolu looked at the barrage above his head: [I will send my daughter to marry at the end of the month, and then bring my grandson... to spend this life in a normal and happy way...]

After Xiaolu got off the bus, the bus master suddenly honked, and Xiaolu trembled when he got to the front of the bus, and turned around.

The driver took off his mask and waved enthusiastically: "I'll be there at [-]:[-] after get off work."

Xiaolu smiled wryly and left.

Young Master, never take the bus again!

As soon as he stepped into the company, a red streamer with the words "Learn from Lei Feng's spirit" was handed over.

Recognized? !The heart stopped for half a second.

Xiaolu was so frightened that his legs went limp.The setting in this book, can people immigrate to Mars under extremely social death conditions? !

"Bring it on, so that customers will recognize you, and you will be more convincing when you guide them to handle business, which also represents the company's services."

Xiaolu came back to his senses and breathed a sigh of relief, so it had nothing to do with shitting!

Xiaolu was so busy with work all day that he forgot to worry about being recognized. He just sat down for lunch when the supervisor's call sounded like he was dying.

After hanging up the phone, Xiaolu looked confused: "Say welcome?!"

Xiaolu swears and gnashes his teeth for lunch, am I short-sighted?The bank still wants to say welcome? !

Forget it, after all, I can see the barrage above other people's heads.

As he said that, Xiaolu saw someone coming, and a barrage above his head: [The inspector team disguised as a client visited secretly...]

Xiaolu rolled his eyes in disgust and stepped forward: "Welcome! Hello, what business do you handle? How can I help you?"

"I'll get the card."

"Why do you need a card?"

"Of course I apply for a card to save money."

"Why do you suddenly want to apply for a card?"

"Because I want to save money today."

"Why today and not yesterday or tomorrow?"

"Hey, why are you asking so many questions? Are you going to do it or not?"

"No, it is such a gentleman. Now the management is strict at the top. I am worried that criminals will use money to deceive others to open the card, and then go out to participate in telecom fraud. Therefore, we are very cautious about opening the card. We need to ask clearly, why? What? What? want……"

"Okay, I'll find your other staff."

"Okay, your side please."

Seeing the unannounced interviewers leaving irritably, Xiaolu looked smug, what a shame!Let me act here? !

After the unannounced interviewers left, Xiaolu was named and praised, and he got off work. After shouting "Welcome" all day, his voice became hoarse.

WTF?

Xiaolu immediately turned on a certain treasure, ordered a small speaker, and recorded his own voice.

So, there was a boy standing at the door of the bank, wearing a neat suit and a mask, his voice came from the neckline, and every time someone passed in front of him, he would say "welcome".

Xiaolu held the switch in his hand and stood upright. When the customer came in from the outside, Xiaolu yawned with a "Welcome".

The customer looked at him curiously with a confused face, Xiaolu pretended to be calm, but fortunately he was not noticed.

Xiaolu went to work easily and left work happily. The bus driver enthusiastically waved to him who wanted to take a taxi: "Citizen hero, come up."

Xiaolu: "..."

Xiaolu couldn't bear the enthusiasm of the master, and finally surrendered. He met the driver almost every day, and the driver promised him not to talk about it.

As usual, Xiaolu walked towards the company with the sound of the bus horn. He had just arrived at work when a rough figure appeared behind him.

Back on the path.

"director……"

"welcome!"

director:"……"

Xiaolu saw the barrage above his head: [I heard that the employees here are dishonest, so I came here to get "Welcome". The next second, the employee Lu Yu was fired. 】

Xiaolu is walking on the road with a sad face. The rent will be paid next week, and he has to find another job quickly!

When Xiaolu was thinking about what kind of job to earn money, he didn't pay attention to the motorcycle that was speeding across the road. For a moment, Xiaolu vacated, his mind was empty, and he remembered the advertisement slogan in his childhood, "Flying all over the world, great luck motorcycle...", There is also yellow sand all over the sky.

In the city hospital, the mobile pennant and the corpse were pushed into the morgue together.

—— "Remember our hero, he saved 58 lives with Yixiang! 58 families!"

——"Pooping is not something to say, the important thing is to poop worthwhile!"