After wearing a paranoid bamboo horse of abusive male protagonists

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No matter how you look at the interaction, it looks like the young couple are flirting.

The five walked along the thatched path to the back mountain. After all, Ye Lei and Li Sihan were resident guests, and they were familiar with the way here. They led the way in front and reminded the three behind them from time to time to be careful not to be cut by thatch leaves. up.

Lu Yanchen followed Song Qingshi with a plastic red bucket, and carefully pushed aside the thatch leaves on the side of the road for him, saying, "Not to mention, this leaf is really sharp."

After twists and turns, the five finally came to the legendary stream.

I have to say that this stream is really small, only over one meter wide, and the water is not deep. Most of it only reaches the ankle, and the deepest part only reaches the calf, but this also avoids drowning people. risks of.

Moreover, although this creek is small, the water quality is very good, the water surface is crystal clear, and there is a layer of large and small pebbles under the water. The sunlight penetrates through the gaps in the crowns of the trees on both sides, forming one after another circular golden spots. , swaying with the ripples.

Li Fang squatted on the bank, stared at the trickling stream for a few seconds, only saw a group of small fry swimming happily, he splashed the water with his hands, and said with some melancholy: "Are there any shrimps in here? Crab? Why didn't I see it?"

Over there, Lu Yanchen was already taking off his shoes and socks. He rolled up his trouser legs and stepped into the water, saying, "There should be some. Lobsters and crabs like to hide in crevices or holes in rocks. Just look it up..."

When Song Qingshi saw him go into the water, he also took off his shoes and socks, rolled up his trousers and walked into the water.

Seeing this, Lu Yanchen stretched out a hand towards him, and said, "Be careful, although the water is not deep, but there are many rocks in it, and it is easy to fall."

Song Qingshi took his hand and moved towards him step by step.

Over there, Li Fang saw that they were all in the water, he was stunned for a moment, and said: "I still have to go into the water." He scratched his hair, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally followed suit.

Lu Yanchen walked a few steps against the current, turned over a flat rock, and there was indeed a small crab hidden under it, and the crab was thrown away by someone, and immediately wanted to run away.

But Lu Yanchen ruthlessly pinched his body and took him out of the water, and said to the others as if showing off his spoils: "I caught a crab!"

Song Qingshi very cooperatively handed him the plastic bucket filled with a layer of water, and said, "Put it here."

It was the first time Li Fang went into the water to catch crabs, and he was very curious about it. He hurriedly walked a few steps and said, "Wait, let me see."

When he got closer, Lu Yanchen showed him the crab in his hand and said, "Give it to you?"

The crab that was caught was very unwilling, waving its eight legs and struggling continuously.

In particular, the two big pliers in front were very flamboyant, Li Fang was scared by its two big pliers and took two steps back, and refused in his mouth: "No, no...no need, I'll just take a look... "

Lu Yanchen sneered, and ruthlessly threw the crab into the bucket.

After that, he didn't know whether it was his sharp eyes or what was going on, but he checked every time, and he could find crabs or lobsters every time.

In a blink of an eye, the bottom of the very rustic red plastic bucket was covered with more than a dozen crabs and a few lobsters.

Li Fang, who had flipped several times in a row, didn't believe this evil, this time he saw a stone that fit his eyes, and he didn't believe that he couldn't catch the crab.

This time he was lucky, there was indeed a crab hidden under the rock, and it was very big, Li was overjoyed, but then worried, he didn't dare to catch the crab for fear that the crab would bite him.

But there were still so many people here, and he didn't want to admit cowardice, so he approached the crab cautiously, and cautiously put his hand into the water.

The crab was obviously not cowardly either, it raised two big and mighty pincers and waved it at him.

Li Fang immediately withdrew his hand, and shouted at Lu Yanchen very cowardly: "There's a big crab here, don't let it get away!"

Song Qingshi stood beside Lu Yanchen, listened to his yelling, turned to look at him, and said, "Catch it!"

Li Fang: "..."

He just didn't dare to call them.

Song Qingshi also knew Li Fang's temperament to some extent, and he saw through him at a glance. He sighed, looked at him like a waste, and said, "Let me do it."

So he walked towards Li Fang and asked him where the crab was, Li Fang pointed into the water, Song Qingshi bent down, and took the flamboyant crab out of the water very easily.

He squeezed the crab and put it in front of Li Fang, saying: "If you grab it, it won't catch you."

Li Fang was scared by the crab and took two steps back, saying: "Don't...don't come..."

Song Qingshi didn't care about him, he grabbed the crab and went back to his boyfriend, and also ruthlessly threw the crab into the bucket.

In the end, they ended up with dozens of crabs and lobsters, and returned to the farmhouse with their spoils, and the palm-sized fishing net was completely useless.

Seeing their results, Lin Xuefeng and Zheng Xun were very surprised: "There are so many?"

Ye Lei and Li Sihan laughed and said, "Most of them were caught by Xiao Lu. If you didn't see that scene, it was as if you had sharp eyes. You caught every one right."

Zheng Xun looked down at the plastic bucket, and said, "There are still two rice field eels, what a blessing." He suggested to Lin Xuefeng: "There is no need for so many meaty crab pots, just as we still lack chicken feet, meaty crab pots We'll do it tomorrow, and tonight we'll have BBQ, grilled lobster and crab."

Lin Xuefeng said: "There are seven of us, and the barbecue alone is not enough, we still need to cook a few dishes." He said, looking at the juniors, and said: "Well, leave the cooking to me and Mr. Zheng, The barbecue is left to you, who of you can barbecue."

Lu Yanchen said: "I should be able to do it." Although he has never had a formal barbecue, but every time the university and Song Qingshi go out for a self-service barbecue, he is always the one who grills.

"Okay, then I'll leave it to you."

In the end, everyone unanimously decided that half of the crabs and lobsters they caught would be kept for cooking crab pot tomorrow, and the other half would be roasted and eaten tonight.

Of course, these dozens of crabs and lobsters are not enough. In the afternoon, they were sent by two old foxes to dig potatoes in the vegetable field. Once they were dug, there were several large baskets, and each basket weighed dozens of kilograms. .

This is also one of the highlights of this show. The flying guests in each episode will be deceived to dig potatoes.

It was okay when digging, except that the sun was a little bit, and every time I dug the ground and dug potatoes, it was as surprising as finding treasure in the game.

But they suffered on the return journey, and each of them had to carry half a basket of potatoes back.

Li Sihan is a girl, so she must not be allowed to carry such a heavy load. The boys had to share more. Lu Yanchen looked at Song Qing who was trying to carry the basket and said, "Is it easy to carry it? Would you like to share it with me?"

Song Qingshi snorted, stood up with difficulty, he gave him a sideways glance, and said: "Stop looking down on people, if you can recite it, I can recite it."

He straightened the straps of the basket, and then walked back step by step with some difficulty.

Lu Yanchen followed behind him, stealing a potato from his basket every few meters and throwing it into his own basket.

When they returned to the rural hut, Song Qingshi took down the basket behind him and took a look. He was stunned, why so many potatoes were missing in his basket.

Looking back, there were so many more potatoes in Lu Yanchen's basket, they were almost overflowing, no wonder he felt weird on the way, how the more he carried the more relaxed, it turned out that they were all stolen by Chenchen.

He glared at him with some embarrassment, chased him and hit him a few times, but he was not willing to hit him, only hit his clothes, and complained in a low voice: "How dare you steal my potatoes, even if you say I can carry them back!" ..."

Lu Yanchen just kept dodging and laughing, the interaction looked like a young couple flirting.

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In the evening, two seniors, Lin Xuefeng and Zheng Xun, were cooking in the kitchen, and a few juniors were busy in the yard, setting up barbecue grills, lighting a fire, and processing various ingredients. It was Lu Yanchen's turn again. His culinary skills have been practiced in the middle and high school years, and he is very good at this aspect. Song Qingshi has cooperated with him for many years, and they also have a tacit understanding, helping him from the sidelines.

The remaining three are novices in cooking and can only be reduced to skewers.

After everything was ready, Lu Yanchen spread a layer of oil on the grill, then put the dressed lobsters, crabs, potatoes and other dishes on the rack one by one, and then brushed a layer of oil on the dishes, etc. After the surface was roasted until golden, turn it over and continue roasting, a tempting scent wafted out from the grill, causing Li Fang to sniff his nose, and said: "It smells so good, when can I eat it?" .”

Lu Yanchen stood in front of the grill, counting the time in his mind, adding some oil from time to time, flipping through the dishes, and said, "Wait a little longer, it's not ready yet."

Song Qingshi said: "You can't eat it right away when it's ready, you have to wait for Teacher Lin and Teacher Zheng to finish it and eat it together."

Li Fang had a regretful expression on his face.

Finally, when both sides were finished, Ye Lei and Li Sihan moved the table to the yard, and everyone brought the stir-fried vegetables and barbecue to the table. Ordered to eat, but Lin Xuefeng and Zheng Xun fell into the addiction of seniors again, and began to express their feelings for a table of dishes, saying that they could not eat the same dishes as today in the city. It is the fruit of my own labor, thanking the earth, thanking the farmers, etc., and Lin Xuefeng even recited a poem in the end.

Li Fang looked at the moon in the sky with a look of lovelessness, would he still eat or not?

He looked at Lu Yanchen, then at Song Qingshi, both of them looked at Lin Xuefeng and Zheng Xun seriously with impeccable smiles, as if they were good students obediently listening to the class.

The corner of Li Fang's mouth twitched, and he looked at Ye Lei and Li Sihan on the other side, both of them had the same expression of serious listening to the class.

Damn, this table is all old foxes except him, can you be more sincere, it's just a meal, fall!

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After finally finishing their meal, Lin Xuefeng and Zheng Xun shook their palm-leaf fans to beat the mosquitoes, and at the same time lamented about life with their juniors.

Zheng Xun was chatting, then changed the topic, and suddenly said: "I heard that your new drama will be broadcast soon?"

Is this to help them promote the play?

Li Fang gave a low "hmm" in embarrassment, he hated this kind of work very much, always felt that this kind of publicity was very deliberate, like advertising, he seemed to have sawed his mouth and couldn't get a fart for a long time.

At this time, Lu Yanchen said: "Yes, in "One Thought Three Thousand", Brother Li looks super handsome in it."

Lin Xuefeng said: "You also acted in it? What role did you play?"

Lu Yanchen said: "Play an unlucky killer, and finally die at the hands of Brother Li."

These words made everyone laugh, so they couldn't help but discuss the plot. Of course, they can't spoil it yet.

Therefore, he told Song Qingshi a lot of interesting things on the set, including the acquaintance with Li Fang, and the embarrassing story of playing games with him for more than a month, which made everyone laugh. It aroused the curiosity of some viewers, and at the end, Zheng Xun asked, "When will it be broadcast?"

Lu Yanchen said: "July [-]th, satellite TV and the Internet will be updated simultaneously."

Zheng Xun said to the audience who were not on camera: "Did you hear that, "One Thought Three Thousand" will be officially broadcast on July [-]th, everyone must come to support this drama..."

After the publicity task was completed, the few people went on to chat about other topics. By the time the show ended, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

After all, the pastoral hut is just a small house with limited space, so Lu Yanchen and the three of them were arranged in a room with a big bed, similar to the Datong shop.

After the three of them took turns taking a shower, Li Fang lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone, looking a little gloomy.

His glumness was a little obvious, and it was hard for Lu Yanchen and Song Qingshi not to notice it.

Lu Yanchen asked him what was the matter, and after being sullen for a while, Li Fang couldn't help but tell them what was in his heart, and said, "Why do you advertise so naturally, don't you feel embarrassed?"

Lu Yanchen glanced at him, they had known Li Fang for a long time, and knew that he didn't like hypocrisy and putting on airs.

But everyone has their own way of doing things, Li Fang may not like to go along with others, everything follows his inner feelings, Lu Yanchen is more tactful than him.

But he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, because under the circumstances at that time, if no one answered, the scene would be more awkward. He was more inclined to let everyone be in a comfortable state, which might sometimes make people feel a little hypocritical , but people live in this world, some hypocrisy is not necessarily bad.

For example, there are sharp stones in this world, and there are round stones without edges and corners. Both kinds of stones have their meanings of existence, and there is no saying that one is necessarily better than the other.

Lu Yanchen replied: "But this is our job, and it's okay, it's just like chatting normally, but it's just about the drama we filmed."

Li Fang was silent for a while, he pursed his lips, and said uncomfortably: "I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with myself, because this should be my job, but I don't even do this not good."

Lu Yanchen smiled and said, "No, you're just not good at this kind of work. I think it's good that you can be yourself. Sometimes I envy you."

Li Fang said: "Really?"

Lu Yanchen said: "Really, isn't it enviable to not look at people's faces? How many people live in this world are bound by some favors, faces, etc. Most people do it under many circumstances. Can't help myself."

Li Fang was very happy to be praised, he glanced at the Datong shop, and said: "I'll sleep between you tonight, if you do something while sleeping together, I can't stand it, I don't have this problem when I sleep. "

This proposal was sternly rejected by Song Qingshi. He made a big "X" and said very seriously: "No!"