After wearing a paranoid bamboo horse of abusive male protagonists

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My legs are almost broken by sitting on you...

"Longing for Country Life" is the most discussed slow variety show nowadays. It focuses on the theme of "returning to nature, returning to the countryside, self-reliance, and self-sufficiency". It is currently being broadcast on Satellite TV. This is an old variety show that has been launched for several seasons. Although the word-of-mouth is not as good as the previous two seasons, the broadcast volume is still quite good.

What's more, the company's focus is not on this, because Li Fang has its own traffic, and every appearance is accompanied by a bloodbath. If there is no accident, the ratings of this episode of Li Fang's participation will definitely soar after it is broadcast. The company mainly I want to get ready for Li Fang's new play and prepare for the launch of the two newcomers Lu Yanchen and Song Qingshi.

Of course, the three parties are not clear about these behind-the-scenes thoughts. In their view, they are just participating in a variety show together.

On the day of departure, the company sent a car to take the three of them to the airport.

Originally, the three of them were more than enough to sit in the back seat of the car, but it happened that a staff member needed them to take him for a ride that day, so there was not enough space in the back of the car.

Seeing that it was inconvenient for them, the staff wanted to say no, he could just take a taxi by himself, but at this moment Song Qingshi stood up and moved towards Lu Yanchen, then he sat down on Lu Yanchen's lap and patted his side He said, "It's okay, you sit here."

"Ah...ah...thank you..." The staff member sat beside them shyly. He turned his head and glanced at the two of them, wanting to say something, but after seeing the two of them, he felt that he was a bit redundant, so he asked Turn around and say nothing.

It wasn't until 10 minutes later that the staff member arrived at his destination that he finally got out of the car as if fleeing.

After the staff got out of the car, the car continued to start.

The seat next to Lu Yanchen was vacant, but Song Qingshi remained indifferent.

Lu Yanchen patted his butt, turned his head to show him to look at the empty seat next to him, and said, "There is a seat."

Song Qingshi was still sitting on him, playing with his hands, and said "um", showing no intention of coming down at all.

The corner of Lu Yanchen's mouth twitched, he shrugged his legs, and said, "You almost broke my legs."

Only then did Song Qingshi get off his lap, sat aside, and at the same time reached out to caress his knee, saying: "Really, let me touch it, where is it broken?"

Li Fang on the side couldn't stand them anymore, he coughed as a warning, and said, "Hey, don't mess around, there are still people in the car."

Yu Yang and Ji Shuang in the front seat laughed together.

Li Fang only found out about their relationship when they were in their junior year, and had broken off their relationship for quite a while at that time.

Because he felt that they didn't regard him as a friend, and they kept it from him for so long, causing him to always think that the two were ordinary friends and did a lot of stupid things. Later, when he found out that it was Ji Shuang who prevented them from revealing their relationship to the outside world, he felt it was wrong They are gone.

So I drove a super cool sports car to their school to sue for peace, which caused quite a stir at the time. The photos of that day are still hanging on the school's forum, and they are surrounded by people from time to time. The dark history of man.

Speaking of which, Li Fang was lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone along the way, and he didn't know who he was chatting with. There was a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth that he had never seen before, and Lu Yanchen asked a lot: "Who are you chatting with so happily?"

Li Fang turned sideways to avoid him like a thief, and said very bluntly: "It has nothing to do with you."

Don't think that you are the only ones who have boyfriends, he also has a boyfriend now...

After arriving at the airport, Ji Shuang was worried about Li Fang, and told him: "Don't put on a bad face when you see people. They are all your seniors, and you, a junior, should take the initiative to greet them."

Li Fang said impatiently: "Okay, okay, I got it, she's more verbose than my mother..."

Ji Shuang was still a little worried, and turned to Lu Yanchen and said, "Among the few people, you are the most sensible. When the time comes, just watch him and mention him a little bit. I'm afraid that he will do something he shouldn't do again. At that time, the Internet was full of hacks on him..."

Lu Yanchen nodded in agreement: "I will."

After getting off the plane, they were picked up by the car of the program team to the location where the variety show was recorded - the pastoral cottage.

Ever since he got in the car of the program group, Li Fang kept silent and turned his head to look out of the window. Even Song Qingshi was not as relaxed as before, and he talked a lot less, leaving only Lu Yanchen chatting awkwardly, because There is a big camera facing them in front of them.

"In fact, I have been watching "Longing for Country Life" all the time. What moved me the most about this program is that its rhythm is very slow. It will make people forget the troubles in the city, return to the rural life, and live a self-sufficient life like our grandparents did for generations. A self-sufficient, do-it-yourself life with plenty of food and clothing..." With a smile on his face, Lu Yanchen said official polite words to the camera solemnly.

Song Qingshi also had a smile on his face, but he complained in his heart that Chenchen was so fake. He hadn't been watching this show all the time, it was obviously just making up for it these days.

"Actually, I am no stranger to life in the country. My grandparents are also from the countryside. When I was a child, I would come to my grandparents' house for a period of time every winter and summer vacation. I went to the mountains and countryside with them. I remember that one year I helped my grandpa with my brother. Grandma was looking at the melon field, but the melons were almost stolen..."

When talking about this, Li Fang suddenly became interested: "Really?"

"Really, but that person was scared by me, and in the end he ran away without stealing the melon..."

"How did you scare him?"

"As soon as I yelled, he was frightened by me."

"Is the melon thief so timid?"

Song Qingshi also remembered this incident, and joined the chat between the two: "I also remember this incident, I was bitten by a mosquito, and I was covered in bags..."

Unexpectedly, a past incident of watching melon fields opened up the topic. Everyone chatted more and more happily, and the atmosphere became more and more comfortable. The photographer couldn't help but put a smile on his face, which is what he wanted.

Although Lu Yanchen was supporting the scene before, the sense of restraint could be seen even through the screen. The audience is not so stupid these days.

On the way, according to the instructions of the program group, they called the rural cottage and reported the name of the dishes they were going to eat later.

Lu Yanchen made up a few episodes of this show, so he naturally knows the routine of this show, and the food they are reporting now is what they will suffer later.

Because the ingredients needed for the dishes they want to eat need to be obtained one by one by themselves, so Lu Yanchen didn't report too complicated, so he reported a "sour and hot potato shreds".

Like him, Song Qingshi also reported a simple "scrambled eggs with green peppers".

Li Fang didn't watch the show at first glance, because he signed up for "Meat and Crab Pot".

Lu Yanchen couldn't help but support his forehead, Song Qingshi couldn't help sighing, Li Fang didn't know why, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Song Qingshi forced a smile and replied, "It's nothing."

It's really nothing, it's difficult to watch...

"Longing for Country Life" is located around a village with beautiful mountains and rivers. The program team planted dozens of crops as early as half a year ago for self-sufficiency of stars and guests.

There are four permanent guests in this variety show. One of them is Lin Xuefeng, a well-known producer who has long since retired from fame. Ye Lei and Li Sihan are very popular.

Each program group will invite different flying guests to live in the rural cottage for two days to experience rural life.

Therefore, this idyllic cottage is also built in imitation of the old houses in the countryside. The door is made of wood, the walls are made of earth, and there is a fence made of wooden piles at the door, with a circle of morning glories wrapped around it.

Just as the three of Lu Yanchen came to the door, Lin Xuefeng, who was enjoying the cool in the yard, waved his cattail fan and pointed at the three outside the door, saying, "Here we are."

Zheng Xun went up to meet them, opened the fence gate, let them in, and said, "Come in quickly, you're tired."

Lu Yanchen and Song Qingshi shouted politely: "Hello, Teacher Zheng, and Hello, Teacher Lin."

Li Fang's old problem happened again, although he knew that he should greet the two seniors at this moment, but he couldn't say anything, so Lu Yanchen could only say: "Brother Li, don't be shy, just say hello."

Li Fang had no choice but to lower his head, and yelled like a mosquito, "Hello, Teacher Zheng, Hello, Teacher Lin."

Fortunately, the two seniors have been in the industry for many years, and they have met more people than they have had noodles. They have long been used to seeing all kinds of entertainment circles, and they don't care about him.

Zheng Xun deserves to be a host known for his high EQ. Leaving aside Li Fang, Lu Yanchen and Song Qingshi are still not very popular at the moment, and he was able to name them accurately, which shows that he has made some preparations in advance.

Several people exchanged polite greetings, and it didn't take long before they talked about the dishes they ordered, Lin Xuefeng said: "Which one of you ordered the crab pot?"

Li Fang replied without hesitation: "Me."

Lin Xuefeng feigned anger and said: "You really treat me as a restaurant, and you still cook meat and crabs. Where did you get the crabs? Where did you get the shrimp? Where did you get the chicken feet?"

Crab stew is generally a dish with swimming crabs, chicken feet, and prawns as the main ingredients, and potatoes, rice cakes, or other dishes as ingredients. The ingredients are relatively complicated, and it is really not so in this kind of countryside where there are no supermarkets. easy to accomplish.

Li Fang didn't know why, so he just wanted to say that if he couldn't make it, he would change to other dishes, but Zheng Xun took the lead: "It's not impossible to make it at all. Isn't there a stream in the back mountain? Although there are no swimming crabs, there should be some. There are few lobsters and river crabs, we can't make meat and crab stew, but we can make river crab stew."

Li Fang: "Actually..."

"What about the chicken feet?"

Li Fang: "Yes..."

"If you want chicken feet, you can go to the town to buy them."

Li Fang: "No need..."

"Where did you get the money?"

Li Fang: "So..."

"There are so many vegetables in our fields, we can pick some and sell them in the vegetable market, and use the money to buy chicken feet."

Li Fang: "Trouble..."

"That's a good idea."

He actually wanted to say that there is no need to be so troublesome, he doesn't necessarily have to eat meat and crab stew, if he can't do it, he can just change to another dish, but Lin Xuefeng and Zheng Xun kept interrupting him.

Lu Yanchen patted him on the shoulder, let's give up, these two old foxes don't know what he thinks, but everything is for the effect of variety shows, how could they let go of such good material.

So soon, the three of them were assigned a red plastic bucket and a palm-sized fishing net, and they walked to the creek in the back mountain step by step under the leadership of the other two resident guests Ye Lei and Li Sihan.

Lin Xuefeng and Zheng Xun, the two behind-the-scenes bosses, looked at their figures that were gradually moving away, and waved at them: "Be careful, don't fall..."