When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

Xiaobing felt uncomfortable after hearing Lu Sinan's words, covered her face and said, "I...I'm already married, Sisi, you can stop joking with others like this! Otherwise, the director will be jealous ...By the way, there is one more thing to discuss with you. You don't know how busy the director and I have been recently, and we haven't even had a good honeymoon...It's all because of that long letter A [-]-word rant!"

"Tucao book?" Lu Sinan was puzzled.

Xiaobing said seriously: "Yeah, we've all been ruined by that rant book recently. There are eight factions in the book, and I'll introduce them to you one by one. The first faction is the Anti-Soviet Party. As the name suggests, it is A group of people who opposed Susu. They spoke rudely to Susu. Among them, one of the most extreme people asked...Since Susu's body is all colorful, is the snot also colorful? Come on, auntie Isn’t time also colorful? If so, she can not only sell pearls to support her family, but also sell natural dyes, right?”

Lu Sinan suppressed his smile, and couldn't help praising that buddy in his heart for being so economical!

Xiaobing became more and more annoyed as she spoke, and said: "There is also a group of people who slander the heroine's unique colorful teeth as a result of not brushing her teeth often, and they actually curse the heroine to die... It's too disgusting. These guys who don’t understand aesthetics~~~”

Lu Sinan really wanted to tell Xiaobing that what these people said was quite reasonable, but seeing Xiaobing's angry expression, he still endured it.I heard Xiaobing complain again: "Don't gloat, do you think no one will complain about you?! There are a group of dead men declaring that you must be blind to take the initiative to provoke the scourge of the heroine! They threatened to kill you! You masturbate until you die.....Can you still laugh?!!!"

Lu Sinan's complexion suddenly became ugly. Who did he offend? It's not him who has taken a fancy to the heroine!Is this necessary? ? ?

Xiao Bing sneered and said, "Look, if things happen to you, you won't be able to laugh anymore! In addition, there is the Sassoon Party, whose full name is to kill Xue Bin Party...they are the ones who pick the most out of eggs." As for the bones, Xue Bin is said to be evil every day, and now when he sees the word evil, he wants to charm him!"

Lu Sinan looked embarrassed, and heard Xiaobing continue to express his dissatisfaction: "The other ancient killers (Yuan Gu killer), Xiumei girl (Xiu your sister girl), why the party (Xie Wei kills the party), skewer pie (Gu Chuan) I won’t talk about it, the worst thing is that there is also the Shabing Party!!! I wonder when I, Xiaobing, will appear in the colorful Susu world openly? I am invisible all day long, and I am still caught by them Little braid, while saying that I am annoying, he kept asking me, how did I pull Xiang....I am going to be pissed off by them!!!!"

After all, Lu Sinan couldn't hold it back, he burst out laughing with a "puchi" and accidentally drank rainwater.

Gu Chuan has been staring at Lu Sinan's expression, seeing Lu Sinan smiling for a while, pale and ecstatic for a while, thinking that he is really crazy.

Isn't it just a nine-year-old kid who confessed his love?As for being so restless?Such an idiot can be a prince, this world is really unfair...

Xiao Bing's face was extremely ugly, and he glared at Lu Sinan who was laughing so hard that he almost didn't smoke. After Lu Sinan laughed enough, he said seriously: "I'm not telling you this to make you laugh at me! I've been bullied, you have to Find a way for me, we can't be ridiculed like this anymore."

Lu Sinan tried his best to control his expression, tried not to let his smile show, and said with a serious look: "There is no way, the world setting of "Colorful Susu" is inherently unreasonable, and it is impossible not to be complained about. ...If you want to fundamentally eliminate bad reviews from others, you have to make this world a little bit more normal."

Xie Wei frowned when he heard that Lu Sinan started to talk incoherently again. He had just started to make an emotional confession with great difficulty, but Lu Sinan's insanity started to unfold again.In desperation, Xiaowei had no choice but to sigh in resignation, not caring about Lu Sinan's various madness for the time being, and only concentrated on trying to find a solution to the acupoint.

And Xiaobing, who heard Lu Sinan's suggestion, nodded and said: "I agree with this, and my director also said the same, so he found a 'letter of cheating' sent by others before, and now he is working hard with me to correct all kinds of unreasonable things. settings—for example, the floor-to-ceiling mirrors that messed up in this world have all been replaced with bronze mirrors. But...it seems that we are so exhausted to do these tasks that we have not received any improvement Ah, how should people complain or how to complain... My director is almost in a hurry, how can this be broken?"

Lu Sinan raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "I helped you solve this problem...how will you repay me?"

Xiaobing was stunned for a moment, then gritted her teeth and made up her own mind: "Okay, I promise you, after you help us get through this crisis, you don't have to seriously marry Su Bingyan back home!"

Lu Sinan continued to knock on the bamboo pole with an uncle's look on his face, "No, no, what is this? Cancel the finale mission!"

Xiaobing immediately frowned, and said: "I can't make my own claims on this! Don't even think about it, if it is really cancelled, the world will collapse!"

Lu Sinan smiled and reminded: "Isn't it collapsed now? You and your director are just busy. To tell the truth, the characters of the various male supporting roles have long since collapsed to the point where there is nothing left. Only The heroine is still as strong as before..."

Xiaobing was full of fighting spirit and said: "That's enough, stop talking! As long as the heroine survives, the director and I will not give up easily! You also don't want to murder Susu, otherwise... let alone the director I won't forgive you either!"

Lu Sinan deeply realized what an "unfamiliar white-eyed wolf" is, and his mood was not as good as it was at the beginning.This little ice breaker should be constipated!I've never seen it so disgusting before...

He glanced at Xiaobing, and said in a sullen tone: "Since that's the case, then I'd better do my third task honestly. I won't help you, and I don't want you to join forces to dismiss me perfunctorily."

Seeing that Lu Sinan was angry, Xiaobing said cautiously: "How about this, let's have a good discussion, we cancel the third task, and then I will spoil some more, so you don't have to suffer... how about it?" ???"

how?not good at all!

Lu Sinan glanced at Xiaobing inexplicably, and suddenly said with a smile: "Okay, I'll just do as you said...the agreement is concluded. I'll teach you a way...They didn't complain about " Is it a character in "Colorful Susu"? Then you spit it back as I said! Come on, first tell me a "why party member" complaint."

When Xiaobing heard that Lu Sinan was willing to help her, she immediately became happy, and said stupidly: "They said, 'Xie Wei, this kid's paper is really a blockbuster! Does the little white rabbit know that?' This complaint happened before you. When I met Xie Wei, Xie Wei defeated the 14-year-old Xie Lang at the age of nine at the time, his body was shocked, and he was full of arrogance!!! He was very passionate at first, but unfortunately he was all hacked... ..."

When Xiaobing said this, his expression was full of frustration.