When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

Chapter 34 Xiaobing Chapter Return

Perhaps the weather is not beautiful, when all the painters were concentrating, the sky began to darken from nowhere, and it was about to rain.Although showers like this are really rare in autumn, but it was a coincidence that Wu Haojian caught up with him, so it can only be considered his unlucky luck.

God does not allow you to continue painting, even if you have thousands of pots of chrysanthemums, you can't resist the rain!

Wu Haojian unhappily ordered to stop work ahead of time, and Lu Sinan, who had been sitting in the same posture for nearly half an hour, finally breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Gu Chuan, who was hiding in the crowd, came over kindly and took the Give Lu Sinan a cup of hot tea.

Don't ask where Gu Chuan got this cup of hot tea, that's not the point, the point is that Wu Haojian saw this scene inadvertently, and felt very unhappy!

What the hell, don't ask for the steaming tea, it must have been served from the Wu Mansion!Since it was taken from the Wu Mansion, then this cloaked boy must be borrowing flowers to present Buddha, why should a good man let him do it all? !

Wu Haojian puffed out his belly, and wanted to question Gu Chuan aggressively.With his hands on his hips, he said arrogantly, "Who are you? You are hiding, why don't you show your true colors..."

Before he finished speaking, Wu Haojian felt a puff of black smoke suddenly emanating from his body, which scared him so much that he almost sat down on the ground...

TAT! ! !I was just a little fierce, why did the world suddenly disappear? ! ! !

This black smoke blurred the vision of everyone present, including Lu Sinan and Xie Wei who were surrounded by black smoke.Just when they were at a loss what to do, a large net fell from the sky, and the target was right on the two of Lu Xie!

This earth-shattering feat of weeping ghosts and gods is undoubtedly Yuan Tong's masterpiece!

However, the net was too big, and Yuan Tong accidentally threw Gu Chuan and Wu Haojian into it.Fortunately, Yuan Tong was born with strange strength, and he didn't feel tired at all carrying four of them by himself!He laughed grinningly, and ran away all the way. When the black smoke cleared and the beauty had passed away, some old men among the crowd who had seen the world immediately shouted: "This is a member of the Ghost Shadow Sect!!!"

Ghost Shadow Sect, a great sect in Jianghu that disappeared overnight ten years ago!According to legend, people in the sect are like ghosts and their whereabouts are uncertain. They are often supplemented by black smoke to blur people's vision when committing crimes, and they rarely miss.

Everyone didn't know why this sect, which had long been silent in the Jianghu, suddenly reappeared?But almost everyone secretly guessed that the handsome young man who was taken away just now probably won't come back for the rest of his life...

Everyone shook their heads and sighed for Lu Sinan, only Hong Xian'er became inexplicably excited, packed up the painting utensils with a fluttering expression, and returned leisurely with a full load, everyone looked at Hong Xian'er's back, wondering why she would make such an expression.After a cup of tea, a young servant suddenly knelt down and cried, "Wow—my master!!! Who the hell is so hungry, even my master wants to take it away~~~~~~ "At that time, some people with high savvy laughed silently.

5p or something is actually not bad.There are old and young, fat and thin, beautiful and ugly, and they have different styles. ! ! !

The Wu Mansion quickly became a mess, but this is all for later, so let's not show it for now.When the unlucky Wu Haojian was thrown onto the icy rocks and woke up, he found himself completely wet, like a drowned rat.He looked around, except for Gu Chuan who brought a cloak to cover the rain, the other two were also in a panic.

Wu Haojian was so sad that he was on the verge of crying: "What the hell is going on? I... Did I provoke someone? Don't we just like to touch others after painting beauties? Small hand? As for silence??? Besides, haven’t I touched it today? What are you doing~~~”

However, no one paid any attention to Wu Haojian, especially Lu Sinan who could only stand stupidly in the rain after his acupuncture points were tapped, let alone this wordy old man.

Alas, what a disaster, what a mess, I can be caught by myself!Didn't the young master just become a public model?As for being so resentful?The forest is so big that there are indeed all kinds of birds...

The more Wu Haojian cried, the more he regretted it. He was so cheap that he spent so much money and material resources on this activity of painting and meeting friends!He wiped his nose and tears with remorse, and didn't stop until the cloaked man asked a question.

Gu Chuan said: "Brother Wu, haven't you been acupunctured? Why are you still standing in the rain with us? There seems to be a cave in front of you. Do you want to go in and hide from the rain?"

Wu Haojian was slightly taken aback, turned his head and looked back, and saw a cave a hundred meters away, he was overjoyed at the moment, and hurriedly ran into the cave.However, after a while, everyone heard Wu Haojian wailing, and flew out of the cave in a parabolic shape, fell to the ground with blood all over his face, and fell to the ground.

It seems... It seems that inadvertently, Master Wu, a generation of arrogance admired by everyone...just like that...received a lunch box.

Seeing this, Gu Chuan sighed and said, "Sure enough, there are people watching us in this cave. Even if the acupoints are unlocked, let's not act rashly."

Lu Sinan swallowed, this Wu Haojian is cannon fodder! ! ! !It seems that the world of "Colorful Susu" is still kind to me...

Xie Wei, who had been silent all this time, glanced at Gu Chuan and thought in his heart: This person has no mercy when he uses others, Wu Haojian died today, and Lu Sinan and I may be the ones who died tomorrow... at his mercy , This won't work, I have to find a way to get rid of him.

Xiaowei was thinking about how to escape when he suddenly heard Lu Sinan's surprise voice: "Xiaobing?! No way? It's really you!!!!"

After a while, I heard Lu Sinan laughing wildly again: "Hahaha, why did you become so beautiful?? Could it be that you fell into a cesspit? Hahaha, it's so disgusting... I almost didn't recognize you just now. Come out!"

Gu Chuan felt baffled, and asked Xie Wei, "He... what happened to him?"

Xie Wei's eyes also became wrong, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "Lu Sinan... he is sincerely not deceiving me... he is indeed very fragile, and his heart cannot be stimulated in the slightest, otherwise he will become mentally disturbed... ...."

And now a certain nervous boy who is having a good time talking with Xiaobing still has no consciousness of scaring the children, and still listens to Xiaobing's explanation with a smile: "This is not a flamboyant~~ This is a hamburger color! I just got married to the director a few days ago, so... just follow the color of the director..."

Heh, it's really like marrying a chicken as a chicken, marrying a dog as a dog, marrying a pole and carrying it around... But, is it really appropriate for you to follow your husband's burger color?From now on at the dining table, how should I look at you directly~~~ My little ice! ! !

Xiaobing didn't care about Lu Sinan's awkwardness, just looked around, frowned slightly and said, "Why did you appear near Crescent Moon Mountain?! This is wrong~~~Who brought you here???"

Lu Sinan said: "A strange old man, he seems to be hiding in a cave now..."

Lu Sinan's crazy words fell into Xie Wei's ears at this moment, and Xie Wei couldn't help worrying that if Lu Sinan wasn't stopped in time, there might be some big troubles.... He should be woken up as soon as possible !

After Xiaobing heard Lu Sinan's words, she immediately flew to the cave to see what happened, but Lu Sinan hurriedly asked to stay: "You haven't told me why you got married without my permission! Don't go! Stand here Make it clear to me...or I won't give you food in the future!"

Xie Wei was somewhat logical when he heard this, and felt relieved, followed what Lu Sinan said in a low voice: "Don't worry, I won't leave, and I haven't married anyone. As long as you promise me, you won't marry Su Bingyan." Bad woman with bad breath, I will always be with you..."

The rain was still pattering, and the noisy environment made Lu Sinan mistake Xie Wei's whispers for noise. At that time, Lu Sinan was throwing all his attention on Xiaobing who was full of shame.

I only heard Xiaobing explained: "I went to the director that day, and he was busy apologizing to the book friends of "Colorful Susu". The loopholes in "Colorful Susu"...... We have been busy for a whole day, but we haven't made up a few mistakes. If I hadn't been with the director in front of him all the time, the director might not be able to support him. That night .......He was depressed and drank a few more glasses of wine..."

"So...you mean..." Lu Sinan's face was full of black lines, and he was messed up after drinking. Do you want to be so bloody! ! !

Xie Wei blushed and confessed: "That's right! As long as you don't flirt, I will always be with you!"

It's a pity that Lu Sinan still didn't hear Xie Wei's weak voice, and only locked his eyes on Xiaobing.But seeing that Xiaobing took out a Xiang-colored handkerchief, (probably hamburger-colored... ̄□ ̄||) covered her mouth shyly and said: "Sisi, you are so annoying~~~You It must be a wrong idea~~~ Director, he just used the wine to strengthen his courage and confessed to the Lun family~~~~ The Lun family was not reserved, so they immediately agreed to marry him...... He said, hehe , if I am willing to marry him, he will definitely buy me paint, so that I can become a cute hamburger color, so I don’t have to have a pale face every day~~~~ He also said, if I have this cute color With hamburger skin, it will definitely look more and more like Pikachu..."

Lu Sinan coughed a few times, you...you look like Pikachu all over~~~~~ You're going crazy! ! !

Xie Wei finally confessed his love once, and the person who confessed was only concerned with coughing dryly. Of course he was not happy, and asked quite annoyed, "What do you mean by coughing?!"

This time, the lines of Xie Wei and Xiaobing are strangely consistent...

Lu Sinan explained: "I just don't understand... You look so small after all... What kind of strange posture should you take in the future?"

Forgive Lu Sinan, an ordinary person who can't make up the scene of Xiaobing and Hamburger's "slapping"... This is really beyond the imagination of human beings...

But when Xie Wei heard Lu Sinan's words, he immediately blushed... This... this guy is too bold, to say such shameless words outside, and... .... There are outsiders watching! ! !

Gu Chuan listened from the side, and felt that his three views had been subverted. How to break this thick incestuous rush? ! ! !He felt that messing with the relationship between men and women was already chaotic enough, but he didn't expect Lu Sinan to be even more filthy... After this incident, Gu Chuan had completely attributed Lu Sinan to - shameless, nervous, indiscreet, heavy taste, bosom The ranks of the big [big fog] brainless.......

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