Xiu Erdai's daily essays

03960-Pet Zone

Zhuang Cong: "The Internet here is full of garbage, everything is mixed together, and there is no order at all. The tools are not easy to use, and food is found when searching for weapons. I thought it was poisonous food, but it turned out to be 'too delicious If you can't stop, you will delay the fight'? What kind of classification logic is this?"

Me: "'Delicious to death', our world also has this kind of description."

Zhuang Cong: "But can it be used as a weapon?"

Pei Bing: "Of course, I ate some things that can be used as weapons. And delicious things are obviously very effective weapons for fighting."

Ren Yongming: "Friend Daoist Zhuang, do you know that all of us besides you can basically be regarded as Pei Lin's relatives and friends. What good does it do you if you hate him?"

Me: "Fellow Daoist Ren, do you also recognize your identity as my group of relatives and friends?"

Ren Yongming looked at Zhuang Cong and continued, "Although, he makes people want to hate him."

Wen Chengzhuo greeted me: "Come and help me see what I should do if I want to buy a pendant, and how to find a technician for OEM."

Me: "The staff told me a general principle: all our needs can be met in the pet zone. If you don't know what to do, just post and ask in the forum, and many people will actively answer for us. Because we are pets The administrator of the dedicated forum, so our posts will be particularly eye-catching, so that people who are interested in us can see at a glance."

'Pet Zone' is the common name for the special forum for us humans in the main world. According to my rough search of the forum posts, it is similar to Yunxiazong. This common name is also the main way of addressing in this world.official name?That exists only in official speeches.

03961- low morale

Zhuang Cong: "Can you stop using that word?!"

Me: "Which word? Pet?"

Zhuang Cong: "Do you have any self-esteem? Are you happy to be treated as a pet?"

Me: "It's really not unacceptable." Accepting it is nothing. When I was very annoyed at school and work in my previous life, I was jealous of the leisurely life of a pet cat.Yes, it is jealousy; yes, integrity is so low.I've made a lot of progress in my life—maybe because I feel like I'm no worse than a pet cat.

Xiao Sui: "It's better than a pet cat. A pet cat has to be sent to my house, and I completely belong to the owner."

Compared with the pet cats in the Mahayana period?

Xiao Sui thinks hard.

Fuqiu: "Which Mahayana period raised a cat? And dote on it more than you dote on me?"

I... ask the big brother about this question.

Zhuang Cong complained angrily - there are some things in each compartment, including sofas, pillows, tables, water glasses, snacks... As a temporary resting place, the layout is not uncomfortable, and we are allowed to ask for more Other things can be proposed and added at any time.For example, Zou Yu requested a colorful pillow in the shape of a big bird.

Maybe we were surprised by the sound of Zhuang Cong slapping the table, and a huge creature's head was projected above us, saying: "We like your vivid expressions, but this cubicle really can't bear too intense emotions, Mr. Zhuang Cong, please Just calm down for a while."

Then the transparency of the insulating glass around Zhuang Cong decreased until we could no longer see Zhuang Cong.While he could still be seen vaguely, his compartment seemed to be filled with something, like smoke.

Xie Qinwei: "The giants said that it is a calming agent and is harmless."

Me: "The products are complete."

Xie Qinwei: "One-stop pet products."

Me: "We are at least rolling pets."

Xie Qinwei: "Being loved by the whole world. But Gun Gun protects a large area of ​​ecology, what are we protecting?"

Me: "Protected the spread of civilization in another world? Proved the diversity of species?"

Xie Qinwei: "I still feel at ease as a carefree pet. But I prefer fat cats, such as Garfield, to the treatment of Gun Gun."

Me: "Why the emphasis on 'fat'?"

Xie Qinwei: "Maybe it's because it looks better? Although a thin cat is capable, it seems that it doesn't enjoy much."

Low integrity seems to be a characteristic of the world.

03962-Not necessarily suitable

Yuan Jing: "I don't like people who are too fat."

Xie Qinwei: "I won't in this life. In my previous life, I wasn't fat. In my previous life, it was popular to regard thinness as beauty. Of course, cats don't belong to the aesthetic requirements of people."

Me: "Yes, fat cats and thin cats are both cute."

Xie Qinwei: "It's better to say that everyone is sick. How does one say that? Cats are the only race with all mental illnesses?"

Me: "The word 'unique' is too absolute. In fact, I don't think there are many human beings that can be called normal."

Xie Qinwei: "First of all, there must be a clear and widely accepted definition of 'normal'."

Me: "Is it right for more people to support it?"

Xie Qinwei: "Why can't we discuss more realistic issues?"

Me: "I can do both."

Wu Chaisheng: "The professional quality of an intelligence agent who is well prepared. Daily large-scale and unlimited collection, you may be able to get a big profit from one of them at any time. It is not just a monetary profit."

Me: "Do all intelligence officers have a good memory?"

Wu Chaisheng: "It can't be too bad. Otherwise, if you see new information but can't connect it with the previous information in time, you may miss the opportunity. Intelligence requires association and speculation. Rigidly collecting one and selling one won't go very far."

The glass in Zhuang Cong's compartment became transparent again. He looked at us without saying a word, but his expression was stern—is this really calm?

The video and sound of the huge creature reappeared: "We have sent you all the relevant information of the guardian candidates, and attached recommended candidates suitable for you. You can start to choose a guardian. After the selection, you can move around more freely .”

Giant creature: "Although you have already formed a team, according to our data analysis, the two of you in some groups are actually more suitable to separate from each other and act alone, because they choose the breeder in completely different directions, that is, the two of them If you live in the same environment, one of them may be depressed, or both may be depressed."

Huge creature: "We know that when you choose teammates, you definitely choose a group of people who get along with you a lot. Your daily experience makes you feel that they are partners who can live together for a long time, but we have to remind that that experience comes from Your world, it doesn't necessarily fit our world."

03963 - It is recommended to be alone

Huge creature: "Different environments may make the same people give you different feelings. We have also attached the suitable grouping method in the information for you. Although it is only a suggestion, according to the human beings who came here in the main world in the past Examples, these suggestions, I hope you will accept them.”

Zhuang Cong: "What if we don't?"

Huge creature: "After three days, seven days, or one month, you can also regroup. If you need to change at other times, you can also apply at any time. We are always ready to serve you."

One general line of grouping advice from the gigantic beings: None of the 16 of you have to be together all the time to live well, so to reduce the stress of cleaning membranes, enclosures, etc., it is recommended that you all be alone.

Huge creature: "You have to understand that although our current technology can support two humans in the main world to move together, it will still cause more pressure than acting alone. It is pressure for us, and it is the same for you: More frequent cleanings, quicker closure failures, more precautions...you have to make sure that the reassurance you get from your companions outweighs the annoyance these inconveniences cause you."

Me: "No matter where we are, the communicator will work normally?"

Huge creature: "Yes, the network signal covers the whole world, there are no dead spots. After you separate, you can create group chats, create virtual characters in dating communities, games, etc., and get together. If you just talk, that kind of gathering is actually getting along with reality. There's not much difference."

Yuan Jing: "Actually, can we try? There is no reason for us to have physical contact?"

Xie Qinwei: "..."

Yuan Jing looked at her long-term lover: "I don't want to make out with you under the attention of many people."

Xie Qinwei: "It may be more suitable to separate, lest I can't control it. My only worry is that if there is any emergency, you may not be able to deal with it alone."

Me: "If you can't use your spiritual power, one more person is still delivering food. It's better to find a way to prevent the emergence of 'emergencies'."

Xie Qinwei: "Can it be called 'burst'?"

Me: "Eldest brother rarely encounters 'burden', mostly 'prepared' and 'just in the middle'."

Wu Chaisheng: "If you have enough information and a very strong ability to analyze information, you will often be able to predict the enemy first."

"Information collection ability," I pointed to myself, and then to senior brother, "Information analysis ability. That's it."

Xie Qinwei expressed doubts: "Can you tell others the information you have collected in an accurate, orderly and concise manner? Have you understood the information you have collected clearly?"

As a fellow grasshopper who will stay on the same rope for about a year, is it really okay for you to complain about me like this?Is there any mistrust that we can't go home and discuss it later?

Me: "I can't tell others clearly, and I can't understand clearly, but as long as I get it, the big brother can get what he needs from me in time. The big brother knows me better than me, and he knows me better than me." I know better how to use my abilities."

Xie Qinwei: "As a monk, I am not the first person to understand myself, are you embarrassed?"

Me: "Do you think I look embarrassed?" You don't know how thick my skin is from the same world as you?You don't have any awareness of the shamelessness of human beings in your original world?