Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3957_Main World Human Zone

Huge creature: "These little gifts sticking to you will make you uncomfortable, your usual spiritual cleaning method will only get worse and worse, physical manual cleaning is too inefficient, and the cleaning solution we have developed can not only clean them from Your body surface is completely removed, and you can put them all into your storage utensils so that you can bring them back to your world. Actually, when you zoom in, they are beautiful, aren’t they? Although they are also very strange.”

It's not convenient for me to make ice sculptures now, otherwise I can show you the little toys that are popular in the main world.

Me: "Their shapes are related to what we do and what we come into contact with? What kind of corresponding relationship do you have research results? Is it a one-to-one correspondence, or can multiple types be generated under the same condition?"

Huge creature: "Sorry, although we have also obtained a lot of research materials from the previous masters, they are not willing to tell us in detail the complete situation of each particle when it is generated. In fact, they may not be able to determine it themselves in many cases, because , often a single action will be accompanied by the generation of many small gifts. Too many to analyze one by one, and many cannot be split. We guess that the generation conditions are not one-to-one correspondence, but have randomness."

Huge creature: "We can only be sure that the more spiritual power your movements contain, the more excited you are, the greater the range of your movements, and the higher the frequency of your activities, the more small gifts you will have."

Giant creature: "Although these little gifts seem to cause you a lot of trouble, we like them very much. On the one hand, as I said before, they make you more willing to accept the purge, reducing the chance of us conflicting with you ; On the other hand, they are very cute, like the condensation of your cute elements. When you leave our world, some of these little things can still stay here, so that we can miss your cuteness with more grounds in the future. "

Me: "Is there a portable version of the cleaning solution? Or does it have to be effective in such a closed room? Is there a spray bottle version? That is, when we find ourselves with a small gift, we can spray the cleaning solution ourselves Small presents fit, or partially fit, into our storage utensils."

Huge Creature: "There are some, we have specially designed them. In addition to the spray bottle you mentioned, there are also wet wipes, portable showers, dry cleaning, etc. There are many varieties. You can choose what you like. However, the common problem with this type of portable packaging is that the cleaning is not thorough, and it can only be used as a temporary cleaning, so it should be urgent.”

Huge creatures: "If you only use portable models, after a while you will find that the old small gifts on your body have not been cleaned up, and the new ones have accumulated, making your body more and more uncomfortable, so you still need to clean them regularly and thoroughly, that is, Professional cleaning in this isolated room with a high volume of cleaning fluid."

I adjusted the screen of my ticket communicator to the public release mode, so that the huge creatures in front of me could also see it, and I pointed to the 'Main World Human Zone' on the screen and asked: "Are all the things here specially designed for us?" ?”

Huge creature: "Yes, this area is specially designed to be dominated by you. You can place orders for all the products in it at will. If you have any dissatisfaction or suggestions for improvement during the use process, you can raise them at any time. There will be dedicated staff for you around the clock. Serve."

Huge creature: "We can't enter this area casually. All entrants have submitted applications and passed background checks. Except for you, only your servants and our staff who specialize in serving you can get those products." Check in detail, but if we want to buy, not only is the cost high, but we first need to explain the reason, and we can obtain the right to purchase only after the reason is approved, otherwise the money will not be spent.”

Huge creature: "As you can see, there is a forum in it. Many people who like you will discuss you in this forum after being approved for permission. You have the right to manage this forum from the moment you enter our world. If anyone in the forum makes comments that make you uncomfortable, you can ban him, or you can completely deprive him of the right to re-enter the forum, or even enter the human zone of the entire main world."

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The giant creature paused, and then said: "You can't manage each other, that is to say, if the master and the master quarrel, neither of you can mute the other, and we can't mute you, let alone deprive you of the right to enter the forum. So...you can only make fun of yourself."

Me: "When we quarrel, can it be set so that only we can see the content of the quarrel? Can all of you who enter the forum not see the content of our posts or even the title?"

Huge creature: "Of course. In fact, you have more privacy here than you think. Although we can, we will not monitor your every move without restraint, and when we monitor, we will tell you that we We're doing that to prepare you mentally. We're not going to hurt you just because we're better than you."

Me: "Or you are also conceited. No matter what assassination plans we have secretly discussed against you, you all believe that you can easily resolve them, so you don't care about our little secret."

Huge creature: "Well... We can even say that we expect you to carry out assassination actions against us. It is better to kill us openly. The way you move is different from the static state. At the same time, you face We are even more intoxicated by the annoyed look of small gifts that have increased in number due to the event."

Huge creature: "At one time, we had researchers trying to develop weapons suitable for you to attack us, but such projects were repeatedly brought up and abandoned, because there was no breakthrough in one problem, that is: how to ensure that those weapons only You can use it, and other creatures in our world can't."

Huge creature: "In theory, we have to start with your unique spiritual power, but our only research results on spiritual power are to erase and suppress it, and use... Sorry, it is far beyond our ability at this stage. Even if you Some of them are willing to teach us, but we have been unable to understand, always feel incredible, like a fairy tale."

Me: "It's also hard for us to understand why you who have no spiritual power can be so powerful and have such a long life span."

Huge creature: "Racial talent?"

Me: "That should also have a reasonable explanation in terms of body structure. Analogous to the world I live in, the weaker the spiritual power, the shorter the lifespan, because with our body structure and natural aging speed, once there is no spiritual power to regulate, the upper limit will be lower." There's only so much. Do you have any research on the upper limit of your lifespan?"

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Huge creature: "Yes, if you are interested, you can also check it out. According to the masters who came here before, the regularity of our data here is far worse than that of your world, so there may be some data that you cannot search efficiently. In this case, you can ask questions in your special area, and there may be professionals who will answer for you. There are many masters in the mixed master forum, because you are creatures of great research value, although you are too different from us in all aspects, resulting in It seems that the results of your research cannot be used in our lives."

Huge creatures: "But research, in the first place, often has no immediate value. In the near or far future, they may show higher or lower value, or they may never have value. We can't predict the future, We can only do our best now and do our best to lay the foundation for possible future needs.”

Huge creature: "The most important thing is that it's really interesting to study you. You especially poke our cuteness. No matter how you look at it or how you study it, it makes us happy."

Me: "Which aspect of us makes you feel cute?"

Huge creature: "Every aspect, including when you scolded us."

Me: "Can you be more specific? Give me a few examples?"

Huge creatures: "Your slender limbs, smooth skin, changeable expressions without fur cover, small gifts that are generated while moving, long and smooth hair, dexterous fingers, and a way of thinking that is quite different from ours... ..."

The giant creature once again emphasized: "Every aspect, every aspect, all aspects, everything is cute."

I was the last one to be cleaned.

Then I was taken to another large room divided into multiple small compartments by glass, and I was in a different compartment with my partners who had been cleaned before me.

One compartment for one person, all separated.If we ignore the extremely transparent glass, we can also pretend that we are not separated.

Huge creature: "These isolation walls can prevent your spiritual power from interacting, thereby reducing the possibility of you getting dirty again. But please don't get too emotional, otherwise the isolation effect may be weakened. Of course, don't use spiritual power directly. "

Zhuang Cong held back his anger at the huge creature—maybe Zhuang Cong had already lost his temper before I came—and asked me impatiently: "Why are you so slow?"

Ming Qige taunted him and me too: "Because he has a lot more storage space and space than us."

I am humble: "It must be less than the elders."

Xie Qinwei: "Not necessarily, the elders will not carry endless low-level items."

For example, a large pile of qi-level raw materials?

Me: "Actually, I'm slow mainly because I chatted with the staff for a while, and asked them to show me how to use the communicator to search for information online. The way of online search here is quite different from our world."