Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3812_Thinking wrong

When Hengquan disciples beat themselves, they also feel uncomfortable because of the pain and want to escape. They just restrain themselves from escaping to reflect on their mistakes.If punishment has been enjoyed by the disciples of Hengquanduo, they will not use this method as a reminder.

After the certificate came out, the bullet screen was empty for a moment, and then someone asked carefully: "Fellow Taoists who weigh the weight, you, uh, opened the Pei Lin-related...is it fair? Excuse me, what is included? "

Weighing the weight: "Because hundreds of fellow daoists came to consult this matter one after another, we opened this fair. The main content is that there are things that need to be paid for by fellow daoist Pei Lin. The paid fee can be released first. Here we are. If Fellow Daoist Pei Lin does not agree, then when he comes out of the glutinous rice ball secret realm, all expenses except our storage fee will be refunded to each fellow Daoist separately; and if Fellow Daoist Pei Lin agrees to the transaction, he will When we come out, we'll pass the fee on to him."

"Oh, that's it, that's good, that's good. I'll also pay for Young Master Pei to continue posting barrage."

Weighing weight: "It's all right. Fellow daoists, please indicate the payment when sending spirit stones or other items, because in addition to the fee for asking fellow daoist Pei Lin to send the barrage again, there are other things related to fellow daoist Pei Lin. Please try not to mess with the payment requirements."

"sure."

"Excuse me, what else is included in the other paid items? If you can say it, or if it's not convenient to say it in the barrage, let me chat with you privately?"

Hengquanduo: "It can be said that because there are many projects, we have listed them one by one on the Hengquanduo's official website, and opened up a section for interested fellow practitioners to inquire."

"Okay, thank you."

In fact, Hengquanduo is very friendly when communicating with others, and the words and sentences are not eloquent. They are all popular chatting terms, but the people who talk to them are prone to nervousness; that nervousness can easily be transmitted to people who do not know the characteristics of Hengquanduo. , and then let the aura of the weighing weight become more and more strange.

I saw that Aonuo had almost announced the good news to his master, so I chatted with him privately: "Can you send me a barrage?"

Aonuo said generously, "Okay, what are you posting? Tell me, I'll transfer."

After receiving the content I sent him, Ao Nuo posted on the ice screen: "Fellow Taoist Pei Lin asked me to ask, 'If I send another barrage but don't want to receive the payment forwarded by Hengquandou, Hengquandao said How will friends deal with it?' The 'I' in the single quotes is fellow Daoist Pei Lin."

... Fellow Daoist Ao, can't you use your own tone of voice?You copied it so directly and emphasized that I asked you to ask, I might as well ask it myself.Didn't you realize that I asked you to send it on behalf of me to avoid the incident of 'I sent a barrage' before asking clearly?

Hong Xingui understood my intention, so he sneered: "Others are not roundworms in your stomach. You can tell them clearly what you want others to do. How can others know if you don't tell them? Oh, a considerate liar Fellow Daoist may know, but you chose not to choose her. Retribution."

Zhu Jiaopei booed: "Young beauty, the little girl is always ready to serve you. Please use me as much as you want, and don't take pity on me."

Aonuo was at a loss, slightly at a loss.

Me: "It's okay, Fellow Daoist Ao, don't bother with them or the barrage."

Aonuo: "Did I do something wrong?"

Me: "No, I misunderstood. Fellow Daoist Hong is right, but he is right about me, he is not targeting you." I put another ice screen next to the one for Aonuo, "We They can be used separately, and the live broadcast range is large enough, so there is no need to save."

Aonuo scratched his head, and smiled foolishly: "Actually, I've run out of it, so you can use the two pieces together."

3813_Smelly bug

Me: "Okay. When you want to use it again, you can jump in the queue at any time, just mark your name."

Aonuo: "Yes."

Hong Xingui: "Tsk."

Barrage:

"I want to be pampered by a beauty too. Can I get a little pampering by offering a pot of glutinous rice balls?"

"It's a gift from the secret realm. Don't change the concept secretly, it seems so dishonest."

"It's called 'tangyuan' and it's cute."

"Heh, then it's convenient to pretend that I'm young and play dumb."

"Didn't the beauty say that the barrage mode will be restarted? Why are the two ice screens still empty? It's so uncomfortable."

I wrote on the ice screen: "Actually, these words should be chatted privately, but I have no choice now, so I have to. I personally don't put them in the barrage, I just want to have a one-on-one with fellow Daoists who weigh weight Let’s discuss it. Maybe fellow Daoists of Weighing Weights have explained it in detail on the official website, but I’m sorry, except for the live broadcast, I can only receive information in one direction now, and I can’t find the content on the main website for the time being.”

"Beauty, I'll post it for you to see. Here, here, everything. Don't pay attention to those who just intercepted a short paragraph saying that you are worrying."

Me: "Thank you."

Compared with my increasingly manic fan black, the reaction of the weighing weight is a bit slow.In fact, their reactions are often a bit slow. In order to be good, they have to think more. Of course, they can't throw a lot of irresponsible news in an instant like the guy who doesn't care about his brain and only cares about trouble.

Weighing the weight: "The specific rules have already been explained in detail by other fellow daoists, so we will only summarize them here. At the moment when you leave the secret land of glutinous rice balls, fellow daoist Pei, if you are willing to receive payment for what you have done, we will Just transfer the fee to you; if you are unwilling to accept or you do not do something that meets the expectations of the payer, we will return the fee to the payer.”

Me: "Understood, thank you for your answer."

Barrage: "It's a lot of things, is there anyone who can't trust the weighing weight?"

Me: "I often question my father's words, and this is a bad problem. The point is, this is not a judgment of whether you can believe it or not. I just need to clarify the process. If I don't ask the parties, am I just guessing? Ask It takes two chapters to guess what the parties can explain clearly in one sentence, which is a waste.”

Barrage: "What is the unit of measurement for 'two chapters'?"

Me: "A chapter is about [-] words."

Barrage:

"What the hell?"

"The usual number of words in a single chapter of an online article."

"Hey hey hey, does the beauty write web articles part-time? What's your pen name?"

Me: "It hasn't been opened yet. If I organize the barrage and post it as an article, it seems to be an infringement?"

3814_ authorize this matter

"It doesn't count, you can post my barrage beauties as you like."

"Forget it. You can arrange it yourself and use it as research material at will, but it's fine for profit-making and commercial use. Unless Pei Lin can get the authorization of all the barrage speakers, but that's obviously impossible."

"It doesn't matter if the group of people who are active now die."

"..."

"It's reasonable, but the one who sent the barrage has a mahayana period. Pei Lin survived the mahayana period? Heh, he cheers."

"You don't have to wait that long. Pei Lin can just post bullet chats from those who agree with him. His pink-haired ones alone can easily create a long story for him."

"Wouldn't it be messed up after the deletion? Many dialogues are either missing the last sentence or the next sentence. For example, when fans and blacks quarrel, after removing the black speeches, only the fans are left jumping."

"First, the barrage is already in disarray, and it's normal for some sentences to be lost while chatting; second, there may be quite a few black people who would agree with Pei Lin to post their barrage, Pei Lin fans Don’t look at black and pinch at any time, but the behavior pattern is actually quite consistent.”

"However, even if the authorization is obtained, there are still many problems? Because there must be some people who will fish in troubled waters and claim that other people's barrage is their own, so Pei Lin has to check the identity of the barrage one by one. The workload is too great. "

"It doesn't have to be big. Pei Lin is someone who can continue to make the distribution map of the big scuffle. Maybe the workload is average for him? It depends on whether he is interested in doing it."

"Why is the beauty ignoring us again? The ice screen is empty again, and he doesn't speak or intercept the barrage and put it on it, blah blah..."

"You guys are used to it. Whether or not to post the bullet chat is obviously a personal matter. Who cares whether you want to watch it or not. As for intercepting the bullet chat, it was only because Pei Lin needed to let those who couldn't catch the keywords of the bullet chat understand his answer." It’s just a sentence, and it’s not just for you to sort it out. Do you know what the price tag is to ‘sort out the Smash Bros. barrage’ among the top ten? That’s a bit higher than ‘making a Smash Bros. distribution map’ level work."

"Fellow Daoist's words are wrong. There is no high or low level of work."

"What the hell I said is that it's more difficult. Give me less hats."

I wrote on the ice screen: "Actually, I sorted out the barrage, which is convenient, but I don't want to send it to you, and I don't want to send it even if you pay for it."

"...The young master is starting to hate you again."

"It must be that we haven't paid enough."

3815_return to zero

"Putting it down, no matter how hard you try to raise money, it can't compare to the price that the young master can refine Tongmingguo in a day."

"What if the fee paid is a secret realm?"

"..."

"Girl, don't be impulsive. Pei Lin's sexual orientation is male, and chasing him will not yield results."

Girl: "I don't need that kind of result, sacrifice is also a kind of enjoyment. Ah, Fellow Daoist Pei, are you willing to accept my sacrifice?"

"No, get out, disgusting."

Girl: "I'm not asking you. I can offer a secret realm as a reward, but you can't, so I'm no longer on the same level as you. I don't need to pay attention to you. I just need to concentrate on waiting for my male god's response. "

"Well, I did some research. This woman is a bit sophisticated. I can only recognize her as a girl with a young appearance, but the rest is very vague. After a long time of perception, even her gender seems to be faked. I just I can be sure that her defense level is at least the peak of Nascent Soul."

"There is no need to look at the appearance of the Nascent Soul. A beautiful girl in the Nascent Soul is not necessarily young, female, or human."

"It doesn't have to be Pei Lin's fan, maybe she wants to use the secret realm as a bait to design Pei Lin."

"Master Pei stopped talking again."

"He seems to be very attentively waiting for something."

At this time, the live broadcast went black, the barrage disappeared, and Wen Chengzhui returned.

Me: "Welcome."

Wen Chengzhui handed me his share of a pot of glutinous rice balls: "The last one."

I took it: "Sounds like a breakup is the next step?"

Wen Chengzhui smiled: "How can I. It's not easy to establish a friendship with you, I have to cherish it, otherwise I won't even be able to send you to the secret realm in the future."

Me: "You've waited so long to come out, and you've reaped a lot." I can clearly see the barrage inside the glutinous rice balls.But he was late for so long mainly to heal his injuries, so that I would not see his vulnerable side again.Friends need to be equal, and one party always sees the other's misery, and something will happen one day.

Wen Chengzhui: "There are many gains, but the most important thing is that you already know."

Me: "Return to zero." There is no more kindness, and there is no repayment, and then it is purely as a friend.If you are happy, you can say a few more words, if you are unhappy, you can turn your face, and do whatever you want without any scruples.

... No, I still have to be cautious. If Wen Chengzhui hurts me, he will be in big trouble, so he has to restrain himself and ignore me at most.

Wen Chengcone: "Zero on another level."