Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3808_very irritable

Zhu Jiaopei compared 'three' with his right hand and 'two' with his left hand, saying: "Three-dimensional is more important than Two-dimensional."

The barrage is really violent:

"Why is this liar pretending to be cute?"

"It's all Pei Lin's fault."

"She is fake and cute, go away, stay away from the beauty, learn from that ghost, and get away from that male cultivator."

"Hey, does Pei Lin need someone to make room for him because he is going to swell rapidly?"

"Even if a beauty gets fat, she's much cuter than you!"

Hong Xingui: "These barrages are simply too much."

Zhu Jiaopei: "Friend Daoist Hong, if I were you, I wouldn't provoke the barrage, otherwise, something terrible might happen."

Hong Xingui: "I'll beat you up first and you'll know what terror is."

Barrage:

"Zhu Jiaopei, come on, don't be afraid of him. If you get beaten up, wait for him to come out and we will help you get revenge."

"It's better to rely on Zhu Jiaopei for fighting than to push Pei Lin."

"Master Pei, can you select a list of bullet screens again? It's so messy, I can't find the theme. Master Pei, your screen is empty, so you should put some bullet screens on it."

"Everything Pei Lin puts out reflects his thinking circuit. Follow his thinking and watch out for fear of being led into a pit by him. He is currently in the period of demons. If you understand him too deeply, you should also become demons."

"Ah, thinking about the beauty's thinking, feeling the agitation in the beauty's heart, I want to enter the same demon as the beauty."

"There is no same heart demon. Even if you are influenced by Pei Lin and entered the heart demon calamity, you and him will go through your own calamity, and the calamity is not the same. Watching the two seniors go through the divine calamity at the same time, you can't By analogy..."

"Forget it, forget it, don't teach it, these children are going crazy if they don't get the attention of beauties."

"'Quick'? I thought they'd been crazy for a long time?"

……

I thought, I'd better keep ignoring the barrage, because when I'm overjoyed and sad, I'm more likely to get sick...

Aonuo came out next. After he came out, he looked around, as if he had a lot of doubts, but his face looked okay, and he shouldn't be hurt by the transaction.

3809_ make together

Aonuo's eyes stayed on the live broadcast screen for a while, and asked, "Can I post barrage now?"

The barrage answered him enthusiastically: "Yes."

The large number of "able" words, so that the audience will definitely not miss it.

After a few seconds, Aonuo asked again: "How? I can't feel the breath of the live broadcast."

Me: "When you speak, it is actually equivalent to sending a voice barrage, and the audience can hear it. Now that the clarity of the live broadcast sound is getting higher and higher, the audience should no longer listen to it; if you want to send text, You can get a whiteboard and write it down, or use my ice screen, which I've used before and the feedback has been great."

Aonuo: "I bought your ice screen. This is a payment." He stuffed me with a pot of glutinous rice balls, and then excitedly went to the blank ice screen and began to write, including:

"Master, I figured it out, I think I really figured it out."

"It's not suitable for forming alchemy here, I'll show you when I go back."

"I can do it this time."

"I have survived the demon tribulation."

Barrage:

"...Congratulations, boy."

"Congratulations, but while you are happy, can you persuade Pei Lin to condense another ice screen and continue talking to us? Or if he doesn't express his opinion, he can just select the barrage to list. It should be very simple for people who know the map of bucket distribution?"

"Why do you have to do it if it's simple? You are very generous to others. There is a reward for making the distribution map of Smash Bros. What's the use of organizing the barrage for you?"

"What do you mean tidying up for me? Didn't you watch it? Don't you want to continue watching it?"

"Yes, but we won't shamelessly ask beauties to work for nothing."

"Let's put together the barrage display fee first, and get a decent figure before we invite the beauties."

"What is decent data?"

"For example, a few spirit stones will definitely not work."

"A few high-grade spirit stones are still okay? Although Pei Lin's social status is high, the work itself is not too difficult to objectively evaluate."

"..."

"Speechless? It's the sum of the contributions of people all over the world who want to see it, and it's not paid by one person. Is it difficult to gather a few high-grade spirit stones from hundreds of millions of people?"

"You said you made it together. It may not be difficult to find something equivalent to a few high-grade spirit stones, but specifying a high-grade spirit stone... Even if you collect hundreds of millions of low-grade spirit stones, it may not be able to exchange Top grade."

3810_Weighing weight

"If it's a few hundred million yuan, it should be considered insurance to exchange for top grade."

"It's not necessarily true. Pei Lin has a lot of gangsters, so they might interfere. If those brainless gangsters get involved, they might do things like destroying the Lingshi."

"Even if ordinary people want to destroy spirit stones, it is not so easy. The defense power of top-grade spirit stones is generally above the Nascent Soul level."

"With Pei Lin's fan-hei quality, is it difficult to break the Nascent Soul-level defense?"

"Quality?"

"Those brains have the quality of an egg."

"Quality and quality have different meanings. Don't deliberately distort your understanding. Regardless of a person's moral level, the higher his force value is, the higher his force value is. Others have to recognize it."

"The key is to strictly prohibit map guns. How dare you provoke hundreds of millions of people?"

"It's fresh to say, the map cannon scolded himself."

"That's why they are brain-dead. I have to say that in this world, smart people will always be a minority, and most of them are stupid."

"Is the map cannon so interesting? Countless people are always enjoying it."

"It's very interesting, you should try it too. It's very exciting and exciting to face a large number of people and even the whole world. You can see that Pei Lin likes it. Everyone come and try it, don't be cautious."

"...Pei Lin doesn't have a map cannon? He is just trying to be annoying, and he achieves the annoying target by changing his image and positioning, and he didn't attack anyone."

"He's already disfigured, isn't it called an attack?"

"It doesn't count if it's treated right away... Even if it counts, it's an attack aimed at someone precisely, not a map cannon."

"Master Pei, please take care of us and join our conversation, okay?"

"Let's talk about the chat fee first. Talk about it, bah."

"Open your broken eyes and see what this is."

This person posted a voucher, to the effect that he pressed a piece of high-grade spirit stone as my chat fee, as long as I participate in the barrage again before leaving the Tangyuan Secret Realm, this spirit stone will belong to me.Similar to a contract, what's more special is that the other party to the contract is not me who may collect spirit stones, but a second-rate sect called Weighing Weights.

The school of weighing weights can be regarded as a notary office in simple terms.With a fair and objective attitude, they acted as a third party in many matters, like a living contract.

When there are too many people and it is inconvenient to sign a contract, or when high-value items need to be temporarily stored, weighing weights are a reliable choice.The disciples of Hengquan Tuo are all the kind of people who seem to be very upright, well-behaved, and promising.

It is recognized in the cultivation world that every word of disciple Hengquan Tuo is a contract, beyond doubt.

3811_ one eye at a time

However, as a well-respected and well-known sect, it has always been a big problem to recruit students for the weighing weight. The reason is very simple: ordinary monks really can't stand the rigid atmosphere.It's too depressing, too serious, you can't say a single wrong word, and you feel like you're going to be crushed out of your demons after walking around the Hengquanduo residence.

Weighing Weight is one of the very few sects that does not have a discipline office, because it is not needed.As long as the disciples of his family feel that they have made a mistake, they will punish themselves strictly. The punishment is much more brutal than that of the general discipline department.

The disciples of Mingyan Pavilion are also upright, but where there are disciples of Mingyan Pavilion, everyone can speak softly at most, and be careful not to disturb them; while the place where there are disciples of Hengquandou can achieve a mute effect—if the field is not cleared If you say something—everyone is afraid that your inappropriate words will cause the inappropriateness of Hengquandou disciples, and then you may have to see or hear about their self-mutilation...

Fellow Daoists, we must only talk about business with you, never joking.Life is good, you stay calm.

Disciple Hengquanduo: "We punish ourselves as part of our own cultivation process, and it has nothing to do with others. Fellow Daoists don't have to worry about it."

Friends of the Taoist: "If you catch mistakes and beat us directly like the punishment list, we certainly don't mind, why fight, which monk can't? But you always beat yourself...Why do you say that the way of weighing weights is not right? Masochistic?"

It wasn't originally, the way of masochism needs to be masochism as the goal, and the self-abuse of weighing weights is just a means of self-reminder, and they don't enjoy being masochized.