Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3637_ Turned into a fan-biased neutral faction

Mortal girl: "If it brings you pleasure as long as it brings you benefits, then mortals can do the same?"

Me: "Of course. So I said, every few decades I may go to the mortal world to brush my face. My appearance fee is very expensive. Of course, if I go once, I will get back the reward that I am satisfied with."

Mortal girl: "Why are you willing to answer me in such detail?"

Me: "Because my answer is not only to answer you, but also to answer all mortals who pay attention to these questions, and brush their favorability."

Mortal girl: "Then what if I say that I didn't completely regain my liking for you because of your answer? Before, I was a brainless fan of you, no matter what you did or said, I thought it was right, cute, I want to scream, but now, although I still have a good impression of you, I also feel that some of your words and deeds are not right, at least, they are not suitable for the rules of the mortal world. Maybe you are a qualified monk, but you are not a An excellent mortal world idol."

Me: "Congratulations. Thinking critically will help you avoid doing things you regret in the future. Brainless is never a good thing for you personally, and it's good to get rid of this identity."

Mortal girl: "If I'm not a big fan of you, I won't give everything for you."

Me: "I don't need everything from you. Just send me an advertisement when you see something new. If I like the advertisement, I will pay you for the information."

Mortal girl: "That's not idol worship."

Me: "What is your attitude towards me? In fact, I don't care. I only care about how much benefit I can get from you. I don't need your screams, fanaticism, and I don't empathize with your emotions. I just need me I'm in a good mood. I don't bear your feelings, I only bear mine."

Mortal girl: "I'm going to turn into a fan-biased neutral."

Me: "Oh, okay, I don't seem to need my approval for this, you can do whatever you want."

"Pei Meiren Wood, the mortal girl wants you to coax her. As long as you coax her, she will still be your diehard fan."

Me: "I don't even coax my own spirit treasure, how can I coax a passerby?"

Xiao Sui: "..."

Pei Bing held back a sentence of "I'll coax you as you please" and didn't dare to say it to Xiao Sui's unfriendly expression—it's okay, Xiao Sui has already sensed Pei Bing's inner activities just like me, although ignoring it is another matter thing.

Me: "Passerby A, a mortal girl whose brainless fan is now a neutral fan and may turn black in the future, have you finished speaking? When you are done, turn your barrage connection back to the mortal area, so that I can erase the connection traces and cut off that Attempts by weaklings who are always trying to find out who you are."

"...Who are you talking about being weak?"

Me: "Whoever uses his strengths to bully the weak of mortals is a weak one. If you have the guts to attack the military of the mortal world, see if you will be crippled or disabled."

"Do 'wasted' and 'disabled' mean the same thing?"

"I don't care about that. I want to know what is Pei Lin's attitude towards mortals? It seems that there is protection for the weak, respect for the strong, indifference that has nothing to do with him, and attention full of expectations... Did the calamity lead to a mental breakdown?"

"The calamity of the mind demon is the result, not the cause. Don't use the calamity of the mind demon as the reason for failure."

"So Pei Lin is indeed malfunctioning? Hey, Jiang Weixiao, what do you say? Did you infect Pei Lin's malfunction?"

"It's fine to harass Pei Lin, this young master is nothing but jokes, and has no real lethality. Don't pull out Jiang Weixiao, that bastard will be a big mess."

"Are you flying or jumping?"

Mortal girl: "I decided to be a little more fan. I'm back to the mortal communication area, goodbye, cat beauty."

Me: "Goodbye. You have to be more vigilant recently. I don't know much about the methods of human flesh in the mortal world. If there is something I can't guard against, you should be careful."

Mortal girl: "Yes. Reasonable and good fans will not embarrass idols."

3638_ So what, even if it is intentionally brushing favorability?

"Why do I feel that this girl is more... a fan?"

"If it's leftover, it's nothing like powder."

"It's better to be stupid, it's hard to experience the joy of being full of joy if you are not stupid."

"Pei Lin, you are very good at collecting information, so you can easily collect a lot of information about an ordinary person? For example, her likes and dislikes, the way she likes to hear, the tone of speech that is easy to accept, which words she prefers, and which sentence patterns she likes. Very repulsive, after you know who she is, it will be clear in a few seconds?"

Me: "Yes, if I want to."

"How do you prove that you didn't actually collect that information?"

Me: "Why do I have to prove it? Even if I collect it, even if I just do what she likes and deliberately brush her favorability in a retreat, so what? It means that I plan to use her in the near future? It means that I plan to use her in the mortal world." Set up a big bureau? Even if it is, so what?"

"Advance through retreat, this word is very important. An image that is too perfect will easily lead to catastrophe once it collapses, but if before the collapse, you control and slowly expose the loopholes, and modify the loopholes into an acceptable appearance for the public, you will not be able to see it." On the contrary, it can bring a sense of intimacy to the public, and enhance the tolerance of the public, avoiding the collapse of the whole line."

Me: "Did I succeed? I think I succeeded."

"It's so boring to just think, let's report the number, and report one if the fans turn black..."

Before the barrage was finished, it was dispersed by multiple forces at the same time.

"Don't use nonsense to swipe the screen. Talk about getting back to the game."

"Whether it's nonsense depends on your definition... Senior, you have the final say."

"Isn't it the breath of the Kunlun formation again? Scared like that?"

"When can 'Kunlun' be modified by 'not just'? But this time Kunlun is not the point... Anyway, it is what he listens to."

"Yes, listen to me. Pei Lin, let me ask if the countdown is just for you, or is it also ordered by your ancestor and father?"

Me: "Personally, I just got the nod of my master and the acquiescence of my father."

"What's the point of this nodding and acquiescing? The God Transformation Period can't judge someone else's God Transformation Tribulation accurately to the second? The person involved can't be sure of his own time to cross the Tribulation, can he?"

"If the preparations are sufficient and the external environment is peaceful and there are no major changes, the parties may have a more precise control of the time when they start to cross the catastrophe."

"That's only a large-scale time, such as this month or next month. I have never heard of it being accurate to the second, and it is rare to be accurate to the sky."

3639_ Two senior sword repairers

Me: "My master and I have a special way of cooperating. Specifically, senior Liao Li will explain it to you in detail."

Senior Liao Li refused to listen to my arrangement, and said without saving me any face: "Change to another one, I can't explain this, and I don't know what special connection you have between Master Yunxia and his disciples."

Senior Liao Li was also demolished immediately, and it was Senior Long Linghu who did the dismantling.Senior Long said: "The excuse is wrong, it is not because of the special relationship between the master and the apprentice that the precise timing can be achieved."

Senior Liao Li: "You do what you want."

Senior Long Linghu: "Why should I smooth things over for you? What benefits do you pay me?"

"Senior Long, is it really accurate and correct to estimate the time of crossing the tribulation? Accurate to the second? One second is not bad?"

Senior Longlinghu: "I didn't say that."

"So it's still wrong? But it's amazing to be accurate to the sky."

Senior Longlinghu: "I didn't say that either."

"...Are you denying that it cannot be accurate to the sky, or is it really accurate to the second?"

Senior Liao Li: "What stupid question? How many times have you heard that Kunlun gave accurate answers to outsiders on insignificant matters? Kunlun just pretends to be sophisticated. Regardless of whether they actually know it or not, they pretend to know it, but they just don't know. Tell you exactly what they know."

Senior Longlinghu: "Liao Li, I advise you not to regard my unique characteristics as the commonality of the whole Kunlun. Besides, do you really think you understand me?"

Senior Liao Li: "I understand what you are doing? What kind of onion are you? If I have the leisure to study you, I might as well study my own way."

Senior Long Linghu: "I am your senior, and I have grown from a lower cultivation base to a much higher cultivation base than you. It is much more effective to study me than you to study yourself. Just like Yu Zike researching Elder Pei , and progressed faster than Yu Daoyou Chun himself."

"Excuse me, Elder Long, did Senior Yu speed up his cultivation because of Elder Pei? However, from becoming Elder Pei's master to today, Senior Yu's cultivation has always been at the Nascent Soul Stage, and there is no big one. I mean , there is no leap in cultivation to a higher level."

Senior Longlinghu: "That's because Elder Pei's cultivation speed is too fast. In contrast, it seems that Fellow Daoist Yu's cultivation seems to be standing still. But in fact, Fellow Daoist Yu's cultivation is improving at a normal speed, and considering his solid cultivation, In fact, it should be regarded as relatively fast. It is normal for the Nascent Soul stage to last for about a thousand years, and even in Kunlun, this period of time is not too slow."

Senior Liao Li: "'Even Kunlun'? Tsk."

Senior Long Linghu: "Isn't what I said the truth? In fact, Yunxiazong's average cultivation speed is slower than Kunlun's. Is there a problem with this statement? Pei Lin, do you think there is a problem?"

Me: "No. Exactly."

Senior Long Linghu: "Then what? Even if it is a fact that is undisputed, but because it is not good for you, shouldn't you search for some corner details to refute it? You have to save some face."

Me: "Forcibly search for scraps to make untenable rebuttals. It's just a joke, but it's even more embarrassing. But I can really refute a few things about this matter. For example, although it is an average, it will definitely lose, but it is an upper limit." , such as the quantity and quality of children born, Kunlun lost to Elder Pei of the Yunxia Sect."

"...Can't you give some serious examples? For example, the cultivation speed of Elder Pei just mentioned, or your own beauty speed is also fine."