Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3632_ very evil

Me: "Yes. When I need someone to do things for me in the future, this information will give me a basis for selection. I think, if I send you by then, you will not refuse?"

Fellow Daoist Qian Dai: "Of course not, just tell me, beauty, I will do anything for you with all my strength."

Me: "No need, I am not short of money, I can guarantee that you will not be in short supply when doing things for me, and your own savings alone may not be enough to serve me properly."

Fellow Daoist Money Bag: "I'm really ashamed, I'm really a little poor. I will work hard to make money, beauty, and I won't need you to pay for doing things for you in the future."

Me: "Well, come on, it might be a bit difficult."

Fellow Daoist Qiandai: "Facing difficulties and not being afraid of hardships and dangers, this is the basic quality of a monk."

"...It's really a cult."

"Hasn't it been a long time ago?"

Me: "The countdown of Baodao uses the time I gave. As of now, there are a total of six times that all punters have bet on that are exactly the same as my time, which is accurate to the second."

"Wait a minute, you know all the betting times?"

Me: "I know, I have watched all the betting data. The betting situation shows that there are many more people who pay attention to my master Huashen than the barrage shows."

3633_utilization value

"What I want to ask is, since you have been paying attention to the betting content, why do you still let the barrage tell you the time?"

Me: "I'm trying to see what my current appeal is with the audience. It's working out pretty well."

"...Pei Lin, don't look at the barrage of bullet chatter, but in fact the majority are silent. Some people post 1 bullet chats a minute by themselves, making the picture noisy, but in fact it's just One person's rants cannot represent public opinion at all."

"What is 'public opinion'? There is still such a thing in the cultivation world?"

"The only common standard in the cultivation world is cultivation, don't talk about irrelevant things."

Me: "It doesn't matter if the silent majority of people don't like me. Just those people who are willing to yell in the bullet screen are enough when I need the atmosphere. Need them to do more for me."

"Hey, Yan control, do you hear clearly? Pei Lin has repeatedly emphasized that he just thinks you are useful."

"Knowing that we are color control, you still provoke? The only factor that can make us lose our fans is Pei Lin's disfigurement, and the rest is ignored. I don't care about those so-called bad deeds anyway. How many monks have no bad deeds? Whatever? If a great power wants to be serious, it is full of black history, I am used to it."

"Well, I'm a mortal. Although I will probably be ignored if I say it, but...the immortal won't...punish me for one or two words that don't please my ears?"

Me: "I'm assuming that you mainly want to tell me, so I answer, I won't. In addition, things that are not pleasant to the ear are not called punishment. 'Punishment' is for wrong words and deeds, and only telling the truth hurts Someone's ear is not a mistake, and the other person's reaction to it can be considered bullying or arrogant, understandable, but not worthy of support, and no one has the qualifications to punish others for not being used to the facts."

"Don't pretend to be reasonable, your arrogance just now has exposed your true nature."

Me: "Being reasonable doesn't contradict arrogance, and being reasonable in words doesn't necessarily mean being reasonable in deeds. I can admit that something is wrong and keep doing it at the same time."

"So, you can also judge that bullying mortals because of their verbal disrespect is a waste of behavior, and bully them at the same time?"

Me: "I have already promised that I will not. The following words have no causal relationship with that sentence, nor do they have the meaning of veto."

3634_ mortal girl

"Mortal, do you believe him?"

Mortal: "Believe it or not, I have already been noticed by him now, so if he wants to trouble me, even if I shut up later, he will do it if he wants to. I might as well finish talking, at least after I finish talking." If I get troubled, I will understand better."

"Girl, you are very savvy. Don't be afraid, if Pei Lin troubles you, I will protect you."

"Hmm... Nascent Soul Stage, can you keep it?"

"It's impossible for Elder Pei to get sick together with Pei Lin. Pei Sen and Pei Miao are now masters, so they will be a little more reserved in their actions, so my cultivation...should be able to hold on."

"Fortunately, Pei Lin is a disciple of the Seventh Great Disciple, not the Big Three. Especially fortunately, he is not from Kunlun. Otherwise, the Nascent Soul Stage will accompany him to mess around in groups. Who can stand it? Yunxia Zong's Nascent Soul Stage, except for those who have just entered the Nascent Soul Stage , basically still have a master."

"Kunlun can't raise someone like Pei Lin. Kunlun's mind is normal."

"I have always felt that it is normal for monks to be abnormal."

Me: "I think so too."

"Who blocked the photo I posted? I posted the photo of the mortal girl who bravely offered advice to Pei Lin."

"Are you sick? Why do you release photos of mortals? After the appearance of mortals is widely disclosed, life will be messed up. Mortals are not like monks. If you get bored, you can just find a wilderness nest in the wilderness for a few years. After the storm passes, it will be difficult for mortals." detached from social life."

Me: "Yes, so I blocked it."

"Be likable and don't take credit casually."

"It's really him who blocked it. The technique is similar to that in the Suoxianzong fortune-teller competition, but it's more sophisticated and a lot more arrogant."

"Brutal?"

"It's just arrogance, there's no need to wash it off."

"It's not washing, I just want to know where I can see the arrogance?"

"Did you see how he blocked it? You don't care about being arrogant if you don't see anything. Honestly, go play barrage, high-tech jobs are not for you."

Mortal girl: "Cat beauty, even if it's hidden in so many barrages, won't you miss what I post?"

Me: "At least until now, I have seen and responded to every post you sent. Is there any one that was posted on this live screen and I didn't reply?"

Mortal girl: "Why did you choose my bullet chat to reply to each and every one? I'm not the only mortal who posts bullet chat here, and I'm not even the only mortal in the bullet chat who confesses that he is a mortal."

Me: "Fate."

3635_ must have interests

"Girl, let me remind you that if you continue to chat with Pei Lin, he doesn't care. Anyone in Yunxiazong's nest can take him, but you may be attacked by his fans or blacks. Some fans hurt people and are very brainless. In particular, you have to be careful of those around you who know you sent these barrages."

Mortal girl: "Thank you Immortal. I also feel that my speech is dangerous, but I still want to continue. With a feverish mind, even if I know it's wrong, I can't help it."

"Say it, hurry up and finish it, so you can hide it after you finish it. The longer it takes, the more dangerous it will be for you."

Mortal girl: "Cat Fairy, how would you use us? Since you almost don't like what we can give you, even if you occasionally like something, it can only be regarded as an indirect profit, and it still doesn't directly benefit from us. , Then, don’t you need to brush the favorability of the mortal world? Will you still come to the mortal world? Especially when your cultivation level is higher, do you have nothing to do with the mortal world anymore?”

Mortal girl: "In the future, when my descendants, such as my children, listen to me saying that I once liked a great beauty, but because I can't show too many images of you, my children are facing my only One or two photos of you may not believe that you are a real person, and may think that the photo is a fake, and then...my next generation will no longer admire you. "

Me: "I can go to the mortal world to brush my face every few decades."

Mortal girl: "So, what benefits will it bring you by maintaining the favorability of mortals towards you?"

Me: "I don't know yet, but the mortal world is such a huge area with so many people and so many wonderful ideas. With the development of your technology, there are many things that the world of cultivation can learn from."

Mortal girl: "But that doesn't require favorability, you can buy new products directly. Now you don't need to face to face when buying a lot of things in the mortal world. You place an order and the seller delivers the goods across the Internet. Although the account is a real-name system, as long as you If you don’t violate the laws and regulations of the mortal world, the relevant units will not deprive you of the right to buy things. Anyway, you can’t buy secret weapons. Secret weapons will strictly limit the source of buyers, but no one will control the identity of the buyer for civilian items. .”

Ordinary girl: "If you don't consider technology products, if ordinary people are useless to you, what will you do?"

Me: "The well water does not interfere with the river water, each lives his own life."

Mortal girl: "Do you have to have benefits to come to the mortal world?"

I'm right."

3636_ Pleasure is also benefit

Mortal girl: "If the world of cultivation can't bring you benefits, will you ignore the world of cultivation?"

Me: "Yes, I will ignore it."

Mortal girl: "What if your relatives can't bring you benefits?"

Me: "I have a point of view, let me make a statement first. In my definition, 'benefits' refer not only to physical objects. In fact, such as spirit stones, medicinal instruments that are easy to buy in the market, etc., are basically basic to me. Not worth it, I wouldn't put in the extra effort to get more of them, something that would attract me would have to be above the norm, and often, probably by a large amount."

Me: "The 'interest' in my definition is mainly based on whether it makes me happy. Delicious food, fresh toys, anecdotes I have never heard of, and conversations that make me feel happy from the bottom of my heart, just watching It makes me feel comfortable, this kind of benefit is what I want."

Me: "So, my loved ones, every time I touch them, every time I think about them, I get a benefit from them."

Me: "Yes, if they can't bring me benefits, I probably won't get close to them frequently, or even gradually drift away until I become a stranger, but in fact, they have given me huge benefits all the time, they are My inexhaustible treasure."