Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3584_Can you judge

Me: "It's not too late. The start time is late, but the end time may be earlier."

Elder Ji: "...Are you so sure about the start time of Senior Yu's God Transformation Tribulation?"

Me: "The time of the first lightning strike is accurate to the second."

Elder Ji: "Your personal judgment?"

Me: "Yes, so it's probably wrong."

Elder Ji: "Make a countdown sign that says 'Seconds left before Senior Yu Zike's first lightning strike'? If you're wrong, just laugh it off. If you're right...it's interesting."

Me: "First open the bet, and then stop betting when there are 66 seconds left, and start a public countdown."

Elder Ji: "Auspicious numbers. Alright, let's play a game together, just as the cat and beauty alliance has also heated up the atmosphere. If Fellow Daoist Pei gets a piece of information, can you judge the approximate cultivation level of the person who wrote it? ?”

I thought for a while: "Maybe not, but I can roughly tell whether the person who wrote the material is serious or just playing with others... But it's not very accurate. Maybe I'm a professional liar and I still can't see the flaws."

Elder Ji: "Then, if there is a serious flaw in logic in a popular science introduction to the God Transformation Tribulation, it is the kind of serious flaw that will mislead readers and cause readers to go wrong in their cultivation after learning. Can you see it?"

Me: "It should be okay if it is so serious, because that kind of mistake has little to do with the God Transformation Tribulation itself, it must be a misleading cultivation foundation."

Me: "If it's a theory that I don't understand at all, then other people whose cultivation level is not higher than mine are equally difficult to understand. The few people who can understand it will be more cautious about the theory than I am, and will not try it lightly." Paradoxical and unknown analysis, and most other people who can’t understand, since they can’t understand, there is no problem of learning from it, and it is impossible to make mistakes. Therefore, serious problems will only appear in simple places , a simplicity that most people can understand, but with a deceptive quality."

Elder Ji: "What if those simple parts are covered up by complicated theories that most people can't understand and can't stand? Can you find out the simple parts?"

Me: "I think I can." Because when faced with high-level information that I can't understand, after memorizing it, I slowly understand it by digging out the simplicity of it bit by bit.Eat the simple ones first, then eat the simple ones, and eat the simple ones again... Why do I use eating as a metaphor?

3585_Technical consultant

In short, from easy to difficult.I'm used to this kind of process, and I'm also used to dismantling the whole material into pieces to gradually understand it.

In fact, the latter is not a good habit, because the overall concept of the article is often missing, but for me, all the information in my mind is called the whole, and an article, or a sentence, or a piece of jade slips in it are all important. It is called partial, there is no difference between them, there is no need for special treatment, and I don't know how to treat them specially.

Elder Ji: "Then let's try and see how far we can go without deliberately asking for help from the God Transformation Stage. However, if the God Transformation Stage still has Mahayana Stage and is willing to come and play with us, don't refuse."

Don't need to emphasize the latter sentence?It's as if Da Neng took the initiative to participate and we can refuse... Maybe it's okay, my skills to offend Da Neng are quite high.

Speaking of offending Da Neng, after Elder Ji and Zhang Feng changed guards... After Zhang Feng succeeded Elder Ji and continued to contact me, I used the communication platform connected to Zhang Feng to contact Senior Liao Li who seemed to have offended me.

Senior Liao Li's first words were: "Who is this kid who looks like he's losing money?"

How much do you hate money?Everyone is poor?

Zhang Feng was so frightened that he couldn’t speak. I introduced: “Bao inquires disciple Zhang Feng. He is my contact person for the large-scale report we are cooperating with Bao inquire about this time.”

Senior Liao Li: "Who does 'we' refer to?"

Me: "Is my dad by your side?"

Senior Liao Li: "Are you still afraid? Maybe he will suddenly appear behind you."

Me: "No, I was punished because I went to report in front of my father, he was too lazy to catch me all over the world. Also, I mention him now not because I want to do bad things behind his back, but if he is, 'we 'Even if he is not here, it means that he has reached a new level of busyness, so we will not take him to play."

Senior Liao Li: "What do you want to play? It seems like I'm counted?"

I introduced the situation to senior Liao Li, and then said, "I sincerely invite you to be our technical advisor."

Senior Liao Li: "Invite Daoxiu to be a theoretical consultant for sword cultivation and transformation into gods? It's really creative."

Me: "With the professional understanding span of the transformation stage, it is possible."

Senior Liao Li: "It's okay. You ask your father to teach the Beast Master about the God Transformation Tribulation, see if he dares."

What is my father afraid of? The key point is whether the senior beast master dares to listen to my father's guidance.

3586_One more time

Me: "I'm not asking you to guide my master to cross the robbery, but I'm asking you to check the report and prevent serious mistakes in the report."

Senior Liao Li: "Is there any error in the report that Bao inquired about? Boy, don't think that the old man can't keep up with the times after leaving the main world for 500 years. I have been back for so many years anyway, and I don't know the general status of the main world. I’ve figured it out, and I’m pretty sure that Bao Dian Dian is still the same Bao Dian Dian 500 years ago, as long as it’s explosive, it doesn’t matter if it’s true.”

Your sentence reminds me that the Monkey King is still the same Monkey King 500 years ago... Cough, such an analogy is too sorry for the Monkey King.

Me: "Of course what Baowen wants is hot spots, but hot spots are not contradictory to truth. When lies are more popular, Baowen should report lies, and when the truth is more eye-catching, Baowen should report the truth."

Senior Liao Li: "Is the God Transformation Tribulation very exciting? There are a lot of Kunlun God Transformation Periods. Has their experience of the God Transformation Tribulation been reported? Has anyone read it? Oh, there are still people who read it. It's just a research material. sound."

Me: "That's because the reporter is not just inquiring, and he doesn't have professional detonation."

Senior Liao Li: "Yes, Bao Inquiry didn't have the guts to report on Kunlun. But, I remember that Bao Inquiry once reported on the Yaozong's transformation stage?"

Bao inquired about the history of catching Yaozong bullying?

Senior Liao Li: "The sales volume of that issue seems to be mediocre? There are quite a few people who bought it, but not many people talked about it. Just a little 'congratulations' and 'amazing'?"

Oh, so it wasn't bullying, but a serious report?

Zhang Feng seemed to have adjusted his mentality, and said: "I have read the report in that issue, and the writing is indeed too formal, not to mention arousing readers' emotions, even I feel embarrassed. We tried our best to encourage, but did not poke to a point of interest to the reader."

Zhang Feng: "Those who have a deep understanding of the God Transformation Tribulation will only shake their heads when they read our report, and can't read the superficial content in it; Headache. I can't get up and down, so I get up and down, and I can't please either side."

Senior Liao Li: "But now you don't learn your lesson, and plan to do it again to the whole world?"

Zhang Feng: "No, this time our readers are only targeting low-level cultivation. The low-level cultivation level of the highest Nascent Soul stage, and the Huashen Mahayana stage are completely out of our consideration. In fact, based on the upper limit of the cultivation level we have inquired about, we I'm not qualified to challenge the attention of Huashen Mahayana. One of the most important mistakes we made last time was that we didn't put ourselves in the right position."

3587_The expression may be inappropriate

Senior Liao Li: "Don't be modest, I also often read your reports."

Me: "Maybe the theoretical knowledge of knife cultivators in the Transformation Stage is similar to that in the ordinary Nascent Soul stage?"

Senior Liao Li: "What is the name of 'Sword Cultivation in the Transformation Stage'? Isn't this the only one that refers to me in the contemporary era? I have poor theoretical knowledge, okay, I admit it, then you still want me as a technical consultant?"

Zhang Feng was a little frightened again.

Me: "I am looking for you to study together."

Senior Liao Li: "Hey...boy, don't think that I'm just..."

Me: "What I mean is, although you, Senior Liao, are already in the mid-stage of transformation, the transformation of other monks still has reference value for you? Just like I think watching other monks' Golden Core Tribulation will also teach me a lot .”

Me: "Especially my master's God Transformation Tribulation is related to my father's affirmation. You have had more contact with my father recently, so it is easier to find inspiration in my master's God Transformation Tribulation?"

Senior Liao Li: "Hey, is it for my own good?"

Me: "You came to be the guest elder of Yunxia Sect to benefit from this position?"

Senior Liao Li: "But what do you think, you can provide me with benefits? Or help me find benefits?"

Me: "Conjecture, and then ask for your opinion. If you agree, it means that this matter is indeed valuable to you, that is, the transformation of the gods is valuable to the middle stage of the transformation of the gods. Furthermore, the study of the transformation of the gods may be of great value to you." The entire stage of transformation into a god is valuable."

Senior Liao Li: "It is also valuable to the Mahayana period. During the Mahayana period, a lot of energy will even be spent on studying the golden elixir and how to enter Qi training. For many great powers, many things are meaningful, and you can grasp them One is meaningful, what can be found?"

Me: "But you are a pragmatist, and you don't study too much phenomena that have no immediate value for you."

Senior Liao Li: "Although I did belong to the category that was lacking in theoretical knowledge during the stage of transformation, I was not so lacking that I was despised by you, even if you also studied in Zangshuge."

Why haven't you forgotten the name of the part-time job you casually announced?

Me: "I will not despise a person just because he is not good at a certain aspect, let alone despise a senior who is better than me in most aspects. Sorry, my expression may be bad, because often Whatever you say, people will cheer you up, so sometimes you don’t know how to use the language properly.”