Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 643
2664_failed
Me: "Elder Lian is because he habitually refines everything he touches, including the wine he drank?" A variant of wine that changes together into other substances.
The old man smiled, and while he was laughing, I failed to refine it. It was the first time I tried to refine Tongmingguo but got nothing.
Me: "Is it because the grade of this wine is too high?"
Dad: "The wine that your body can absorb, even if it is high-grade, is within the range you can bear, that is, within the range you can deal with, process, and refine."
Me: "Then why did it fail?"
Dad: "You are the one who is most familiar with refining Tongming fruit, what do you think?"
I looked at my father, in a daze.I stayed for a few seconds, no, I looked at the time in the small follower, I stayed for almost 10 minutes... I was a little confused, so I asked confusedly: "I can't tell. Why?"
Dad: "Guess an answer at random and I'll see if it's worth correcting." Feed another drop.
Me: "Father, are you sure you're feeding me wine based on my capacity?"
Dad: "I can't die."
Also, as long as it is not fatal, it is really not a big deal for monks, especially for swordsmen.
Me: "Why did you fail?" I kept trying, kept failing, tried again, failed again... In the end, I couldn't count how many times I tried, because in the end, I seemed to have fallen asleep, in my sleep, I continued to dream about trying to practice Tongmingguo, and while I was dreaming, it seemed that I was actually refining it, and sometimes it seemed that I only practiced half of it in reality, and the other half was relayed in my dream.
This is the real thing, even I have lied to myself.
In addition to the dream of refining Tongming fruit, I also dreamed that my father continued to feed me wine. He fed me a small amount of the wine I gave him in the middle, and drank most of it by myself. Give him the wine jar together so that he can continue his wine-sharing action.
——After waking up and seeing that there was no wine jar in the small suit, I was sure that I really gave that jar of wine out, rather than giving it in a dream.
Is there any real wine that can be judged by looking at the wine jar afterwards, so what about the refining of Tongming fruit that yields nothing?I have absolutely no evidence to back it up.
Me: "Which ones are real refining, which ones are pure dreams, and which ones are half-truths and half-dreams?" I asked my soul connectors.
Pei Bing: "I don't know, I only care about the result."
You only care about edible fruit.
2665_drunk
Fuqiu: "Meow."
If you don't know, don't call out.
The little boy looked at me like he was wandering - he was more drunk than me, and he was slower than me to sober up.
Pei Bing: "It's because Sui Sui bears most of the alcohol for you that you can wake up so quickly. Do you know how much you drank?"
I dreamed that when there was half of the altar left, my father poured the whole half of the altar to me.
Pei Bing: "That was indeed a dream. In fact, I only took two sips."
So it’s still pouring, the formation of dreams is often connected with reality.
Me: "When I am confused, how should I distinguish between dreams and reality?"
Pei Bing: "If you are the only one who is confused, we can help you memorize it, but we will bear the situation of being drunk together... don't force it, it's okay to memorize less, anyway, it's in Yunxia Sect."
Because a monk's drunkenness is a dizziness in the sense of spiritual power, that is, a dizziness involving the soul. Furthermore, everything connected to my soul will faint with me.
I took out my little sword and looked carefully, trying to find out what it was like to be drunk with a sword.
Pei Bing: "You go to sober up again, what are you looking for? Uncle Jian is not fully conscious at all, he is the same whether he is drunk or not."
You seem very lightly drunk?
Pei Bing: "My defense is high, and I'm very stable. But this time, I don't seem to be able to share the stability with you. Logically speaking, it should be possible."
Not surprising, after all there is a level gap, if all your abilities can be used anywhere at will, it is impossible for you to fully recognize me as master.
Pei Bing: "That is to say, when I can fully share it, you don't need it anymore, because at that time you can already do what I can do."
I'm afraid it is.But that's not necessarily the case. It's also possible that the skills are slightly different, and then achieve a complementary effect.
Pei Bing: "Skill points... you dodge my defense?"
Pretty good.
Pei Bing: "Supplies at any time, Uncle Sword attacks, Big Brother Fuqiu threatens and shows cuteness, no one will steal another's job, they complement each other perfectly."
In fact, I will still attack... Wait, this is not what I want to talk about now, the point now is, since you are lightly drunk and basically kept sober, then, tell me, what happened around me in the past half month?Is there anyone next to me to say something classified?It's only right that you share with me your memories of those times when I was drunk.
2666_ have a partner
Pei Bing: "...Although I'm not drunk, but... I fell asleep."
... How do you sleep, Lingbao?
Pei Bingli said bluntly: "I have indigestion. You see, if you drink so much wine and just a little spiritual energy, you will be drunk, and you will be dragged down to get drunk all the time. Do you know how high-end my food is?"
All right, all right, just sleep as long as you sleep.
Me: "Furball. Your memory?"
With its huge body, the big hairball suddenly showed the cuteness of a kitten.
I:"……"
Pei Bing: "Brother Maoqiu went to bed earlier than you."
I looked down at Xiao Jian, thinking that he might become the most reliable of the five of us in the future.Shoulder a heavy responsibility, really worthy of being the sword of a sword repairer.
Pei Bing: "Hey, do you still remember that you have always expected Sui Sui to be your ideal male god. Do you think your expectation has come true?"
Me: "Do you dare to say such things when Xiao Sui is sober?"
Pei Bing: "I'm talking about you. My expectations have been fulfilled. My ideal Sui Sui is like this. Sui Sui is still my male god, that's right."
Me: "Is your ideal male god the one who loves me wholeheartedly?"
Pei Bing: "Whether I love you or not, the number one position in Lingbao's heart is given to the master, but if you don't love you passionately, you can widen your sightlines casually, and he may fall in love with you." Other people or Lingbao, but now he only has you in his heart, and he is afraid of being in love with the house, so he can only see the three of us who are connected to your soul by the way. Brother Maoqiu does not participate in the competition, and it is still early before Master Jian wakes up, you I have already refused to be Sui Sui's bed partner, I am Sui Sui's only choice."
Me: "There is another option, which is not to choose."
Pei Bing: "No, Sui Sui is afraid of being lonely."
Afraid of being lonely... I thought of the only Zhenpai Spirit Treasure in this sect, the only... Xiao Sui can have a companion, it's good. After I die, Xiao Sui and Pei Bing can still be with each other, so they won't be lonely.
Pei Bing: "Not necessarily. I don't know what the old lady Yunxia thinks, but for me and Sui Sui, when you die, maybe we will smash your soul with you. After all, your relics will definitely be given to you by then." The Yunxia Sect or your disciples will not build another secret realm and then find an heir. There is no need for me and Suanran to stay and protect it. In fact, this is also the destination of many spirit treasures who have recognized their masters, and they will not recognize them again. Other masters don't want to stay in a world without a master."
Me: "For Lingbao, what does the owner mean?"
Pei Bing: "Well... like the core of the Jindan in the Jindan stage and the Nascent Soul in the Nascent Soul stage. If it is gone, it will lose the basis of existence."
2667_ raised out
Pei Bing: "I don't think spirit treasures can be counted as living beings, because spirit treasures are not independent, including unowned spirit treasures. In fact, they have to find something they are attached to and must not lose. No matter how powerful they are or how many years they have lived, As long as that attachment point is lost, the Lingbao can no longer exist."
Pei Bing: "So, the old lady Yunxia can only be equivalent to the Mahayana stage, and cannot be the real Mahayana stage. The difference does not lie in race, but that she cannot be free and easy, self-improving, and independent of the world like the real Mahayana stage , Communicating the essence of the world, the old lady Yunxia only cares about the one-third of an acre of Yunxiazong's land. If she leaves Yunxiazong, she will be ruined."
Me: "...We live and die together, and it's good. I will try my best to live longer."
Pei Bing: "Strive to cultivate to the true Mahayana stage, so that maybe we can experience a catastrophe and help the Yunxia Sect to continue the inheritance."
Me: "Wan Qin should have experienced many catastrophes? I am really interested in his private library. When I am not dizzy, I will contact him. I feel that Wan Qin is more real than the elders of Kunlun. "
Pei Bing: "Maybe Wan Qin will have a common language with him."
Me: "Which way? Home?"
Pei Bing: "Although Sui Sui is too drunk to wake up now, when he wakes up, he can read your memory."
Me: "Just read it. I didn't say anything bad about him. Living in my dictionary is never a derogatory term. You are still worried that your own memory will offend Xiao Sui."
Pei Bing: "It's even more impossible for me to say bad things about Sui Sui. I wish Sui Sui would stay in the house for the rest of my life. That doesn't count except you. Sui Sui only belongs to me."
Offending is not necessarily because of bad words, but also because of expressing perverted expectations.
Pei Bing: "If I was abnormal, you would have raised me."
I'd better find the one who raised me first.
"Father, what conspiracy do you have to get me drunk?" I asked.
Dad: "Don't you want to try wine? Let you try it to your heart's content."
Me: "If this is the case, you will not do it yourself, but wait for me to try it. Anyway, as long as I have an idea, I will definitely practice it if I am not dissuaded by a strong reason of 'never do it' If you are not anxious for this moment, why don't you wait? Something must have happened during the half month when I was so drunk that I lost contact with the outside world."
Dad: "If we want you to lose contact with the outside world, we need to get you drunk? Do you know the price of the jar of wine you drank if it were auctioned?"
Me: "Elder Lian is because he habitually refines everything he touches, including the wine he drank?" A variant of wine that changes together into other substances.
The old man smiled, and while he was laughing, I failed to refine it. It was the first time I tried to refine Tongmingguo but got nothing.
Me: "Is it because the grade of this wine is too high?"
Dad: "The wine that your body can absorb, even if it is high-grade, is within the range you can bear, that is, within the range you can deal with, process, and refine."
Me: "Then why did it fail?"
Dad: "You are the one who is most familiar with refining Tongming fruit, what do you think?"
I looked at my father, in a daze.I stayed for a few seconds, no, I looked at the time in the small follower, I stayed for almost 10 minutes... I was a little confused, so I asked confusedly: "I can't tell. Why?"
Dad: "Guess an answer at random and I'll see if it's worth correcting." Feed another drop.
Me: "Father, are you sure you're feeding me wine based on my capacity?"
Dad: "I can't die."
Also, as long as it is not fatal, it is really not a big deal for monks, especially for swordsmen.
Me: "Why did you fail?" I kept trying, kept failing, tried again, failed again... In the end, I couldn't count how many times I tried, because in the end, I seemed to have fallen asleep, in my sleep, I continued to dream about trying to practice Tongmingguo, and while I was dreaming, it seemed that I was actually refining it, and sometimes it seemed that I only practiced half of it in reality, and the other half was relayed in my dream.
This is the real thing, even I have lied to myself.
In addition to the dream of refining Tongming fruit, I also dreamed that my father continued to feed me wine. He fed me a small amount of the wine I gave him in the middle, and drank most of it by myself. Give him the wine jar together so that he can continue his wine-sharing action.
——After waking up and seeing that there was no wine jar in the small suit, I was sure that I really gave that jar of wine out, rather than giving it in a dream.
Is there any real wine that can be judged by looking at the wine jar afterwards, so what about the refining of Tongming fruit that yields nothing?I have absolutely no evidence to back it up.
Me: "Which ones are real refining, which ones are pure dreams, and which ones are half-truths and half-dreams?" I asked my soul connectors.
Pei Bing: "I don't know, I only care about the result."
You only care about edible fruit.
2665_drunk
Fuqiu: "Meow."
If you don't know, don't call out.
The little boy looked at me like he was wandering - he was more drunk than me, and he was slower than me to sober up.
Pei Bing: "It's because Sui Sui bears most of the alcohol for you that you can wake up so quickly. Do you know how much you drank?"
I dreamed that when there was half of the altar left, my father poured the whole half of the altar to me.
Pei Bing: "That was indeed a dream. In fact, I only took two sips."
So it’s still pouring, the formation of dreams is often connected with reality.
Me: "When I am confused, how should I distinguish between dreams and reality?"
Pei Bing: "If you are the only one who is confused, we can help you memorize it, but we will bear the situation of being drunk together... don't force it, it's okay to memorize less, anyway, it's in Yunxia Sect."
Because a monk's drunkenness is a dizziness in the sense of spiritual power, that is, a dizziness involving the soul. Furthermore, everything connected to my soul will faint with me.
I took out my little sword and looked carefully, trying to find out what it was like to be drunk with a sword.
Pei Bing: "You go to sober up again, what are you looking for? Uncle Jian is not fully conscious at all, he is the same whether he is drunk or not."
You seem very lightly drunk?
Pei Bing: "My defense is high, and I'm very stable. But this time, I don't seem to be able to share the stability with you. Logically speaking, it should be possible."
Not surprising, after all there is a level gap, if all your abilities can be used anywhere at will, it is impossible for you to fully recognize me as master.
Pei Bing: "That is to say, when I can fully share it, you don't need it anymore, because at that time you can already do what I can do."
I'm afraid it is.But that's not necessarily the case. It's also possible that the skills are slightly different, and then achieve a complementary effect.
Pei Bing: "Skill points... you dodge my defense?"
Pretty good.
Pei Bing: "Supplies at any time, Uncle Sword attacks, Big Brother Fuqiu threatens and shows cuteness, no one will steal another's job, they complement each other perfectly."
In fact, I will still attack... Wait, this is not what I want to talk about now, the point now is, since you are lightly drunk and basically kept sober, then, tell me, what happened around me in the past half month?Is there anyone next to me to say something classified?It's only right that you share with me your memories of those times when I was drunk.
2666_ have a partner
Pei Bing: "...Although I'm not drunk, but... I fell asleep."
... How do you sleep, Lingbao?
Pei Bingli said bluntly: "I have indigestion. You see, if you drink so much wine and just a little spiritual energy, you will be drunk, and you will be dragged down to get drunk all the time. Do you know how high-end my food is?"
All right, all right, just sleep as long as you sleep.
Me: "Furball. Your memory?"
With its huge body, the big hairball suddenly showed the cuteness of a kitten.
I:"……"
Pei Bing: "Brother Maoqiu went to bed earlier than you."
I looked down at Xiao Jian, thinking that he might become the most reliable of the five of us in the future.Shoulder a heavy responsibility, really worthy of being the sword of a sword repairer.
Pei Bing: "Hey, do you still remember that you have always expected Sui Sui to be your ideal male god. Do you think your expectation has come true?"
Me: "Do you dare to say such things when Xiao Sui is sober?"
Pei Bing: "I'm talking about you. My expectations have been fulfilled. My ideal Sui Sui is like this. Sui Sui is still my male god, that's right."
Me: "Is your ideal male god the one who loves me wholeheartedly?"
Pei Bing: "Whether I love you or not, the number one position in Lingbao's heart is given to the master, but if you don't love you passionately, you can widen your sightlines casually, and he may fall in love with you." Other people or Lingbao, but now he only has you in his heart, and he is afraid of being in love with the house, so he can only see the three of us who are connected to your soul by the way. Brother Maoqiu does not participate in the competition, and it is still early before Master Jian wakes up, you I have already refused to be Sui Sui's bed partner, I am Sui Sui's only choice."
Me: "There is another option, which is not to choose."
Pei Bing: "No, Sui Sui is afraid of being lonely."
Afraid of being lonely... I thought of the only Zhenpai Spirit Treasure in this sect, the only... Xiao Sui can have a companion, it's good. After I die, Xiao Sui and Pei Bing can still be with each other, so they won't be lonely.
Pei Bing: "Not necessarily. I don't know what the old lady Yunxia thinks, but for me and Sui Sui, when you die, maybe we will smash your soul with you. After all, your relics will definitely be given to you by then." The Yunxia Sect or your disciples will not build another secret realm and then find an heir. There is no need for me and Suanran to stay and protect it. In fact, this is also the destination of many spirit treasures who have recognized their masters, and they will not recognize them again. Other masters don't want to stay in a world without a master."
Me: "For Lingbao, what does the owner mean?"
Pei Bing: "Well... like the core of the Jindan in the Jindan stage and the Nascent Soul in the Nascent Soul stage. If it is gone, it will lose the basis of existence."
2667_ raised out
Pei Bing: "I don't think spirit treasures can be counted as living beings, because spirit treasures are not independent, including unowned spirit treasures. In fact, they have to find something they are attached to and must not lose. No matter how powerful they are or how many years they have lived, As long as that attachment point is lost, the Lingbao can no longer exist."
Pei Bing: "So, the old lady Yunxia can only be equivalent to the Mahayana stage, and cannot be the real Mahayana stage. The difference does not lie in race, but that she cannot be free and easy, self-improving, and independent of the world like the real Mahayana stage , Communicating the essence of the world, the old lady Yunxia only cares about the one-third of an acre of Yunxiazong's land. If she leaves Yunxiazong, she will be ruined."
Me: "...We live and die together, and it's good. I will try my best to live longer."
Pei Bing: "Strive to cultivate to the true Mahayana stage, so that maybe we can experience a catastrophe and help the Yunxia Sect to continue the inheritance."
Me: "Wan Qin should have experienced many catastrophes? I am really interested in his private library. When I am not dizzy, I will contact him. I feel that Wan Qin is more real than the elders of Kunlun. "
Pei Bing: "Maybe Wan Qin will have a common language with him."
Me: "Which way? Home?"
Pei Bing: "Although Sui Sui is too drunk to wake up now, when he wakes up, he can read your memory."
Me: "Just read it. I didn't say anything bad about him. Living in my dictionary is never a derogatory term. You are still worried that your own memory will offend Xiao Sui."
Pei Bing: "It's even more impossible for me to say bad things about Sui Sui. I wish Sui Sui would stay in the house for the rest of my life. That doesn't count except you. Sui Sui only belongs to me."
Offending is not necessarily because of bad words, but also because of expressing perverted expectations.
Pei Bing: "If I was abnormal, you would have raised me."
I'd better find the one who raised me first.
"Father, what conspiracy do you have to get me drunk?" I asked.
Dad: "Don't you want to try wine? Let you try it to your heart's content."
Me: "If this is the case, you will not do it yourself, but wait for me to try it. Anyway, as long as I have an idea, I will definitely practice it if I am not dissuaded by a strong reason of 'never do it' If you are not anxious for this moment, why don't you wait? Something must have happened during the half month when I was so drunk that I lost contact with the outside world."
Dad: "If we want you to lose contact with the outside world, we need to get you drunk? Do you know the price of the jar of wine you drank if it were auctioned?"
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