Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2668_ Conspiracy

Me: "You drink more than I do."

Dad: "No, you drink [-]% of it. I used a trick to make you think that I shared the same altar with you, but in fact I only took about one-tenth of it, including The two cups you gave me. I used these two cups to create a blindfold, so that when I drink other wines in front of you, the aura attribute you perceive is the same as that altar."

Me: "It's so troublesome...you still say there is no conspiracy?"

Dad: "No trouble at all, it's much easier to fool your perception than to answer your questions."

I:"……"

Dad: "And because of level suppression, you judge whether the wine belongs to that jar mainly to see if it contains your own spiritual power, that is, whether it contains the spiritual power of those wines that you failed to brew in the fortune-teller competition. Power. As your father and the master who has taught you every step of the way, I want to simulate your specific spiritual power, especially this spiritual power has been distorted during the processing by Elder Peng, causing your perception of it to have changed Blurring..."

Me: "It's much easier than teaching me a specific way of spiritual power?"

Dad nodded.

No, you really nod your head?Even if I dare not speak too bluntly, I think my irony is still revealed, so you just listened to it as a statement?

Me: "Then why are you lying to me?"

Dad: "Reduce your psychological barrier. In fact, your ability to adapt to this wine is better than you think, better than I think, but you have no idea about it, especially I have emphasized to you before Drinking this wine has added to your fear, which is my fault."

Me: "No, you're right, I can adapt so well because Xiao Sui helped me bear most of the alcohol, but even so, I was unconscious for half a month."

Dad: "The little follower is also a part of you, and there is no need to strictly distinguish it. The point is, in order to correct my previous mistakes and lower your defense, I pretend to drink more and feed you a little, so that you can adapt to it bit by bit. When you’ve almost gotten used to it, that is, you can’t rationally distinguish what I’m doing, I’ll start pouring you a lot.”

Me: "Pei Bing said you just fed me twice."

Dad: "Those two mouthfuls are only used to get you completely drunk. After you get drunk, I will continue to drink you some every day to keep you drunk. Why, didn't Pei Bing see it? He shouldn't be drunk because of you. Drunk and completely unconscious, he should be more lucid than a furball."

2669_ New black history?

I looked at Pei Bing in Xiao Suizhong.

Pei Bing turned into a kitten and crawled on the fur ball.

I thought that there was a little follower, in order to gain favorability in front of Xiao Sui, this ice sculpture was more reliable, but... oh, Xiao Sui was drunk and couldn't see it, so Pei Bing let it fly again.

I told my father: "Pei Bing is not drunk, but he saw that we were all dizzy. He felt that he had nothing to do, so he went to sleep. Anyway, in Yunxiazong and Peifeng, he doesn't need to defend himself."

Pei Bing poked out the cat's head, drooped his ears and said to his father, "I'm sorry."

Dad: "No need to apologize, it's not wrong. Anyway, even if you are awake, things will develop in the same direction. At most, you can collect a little more information and tell Pei Lin. But nothing really happened in the past half month, except that I later In addition to feeding him wine every day, some people came to see him sleeping."

Me: "Who? Are there many people?" After I get drunk, is the wine good?Is there a new black history?

Father: "Not many people come to Peifeng."

Me: "After Elder Lian came to make alchemy, he gathered a lot of people."

Dad: "That's because Elder Lian is here to refine alchemy, and Elder Zuo was also here at that time. These two elders are always easy to talk, and the juniors are used to watching when they are refining."

...Oh, yes, you have always been difficult to talk, so once there are no other elders to neutralize your aura, even the sword cultivators from the Disciplinary Department will not dare to come, but,

"When I'm drunk, do the elders come a lot?"

Dad: "There are quite a few people who come for a walk."

So the aura is still neutralized.

Me: "Father, you don't have to be afraid of hitting me, just tell me, are there any new rumors about me in the sect?"

Dad: "The main thing is one thing. You suffered too much mental damage during the play, and you couldn't bear it, so you forgot it with alcohol."

Me: "Except for 'Forgotten by Borrowing', the others are all the jokes I had when I just came back from my free time. Haven't they changed in the past month?"

Dad looked at me and didn't answer.

Does this mean the end of question time?

Dad: "If you're almost sober, just go around the Zong by yourself, and then you'll know the real-time status of the rumors."

This does seem to mean no longer answering the question.

In fact, I am not sober now, I am still in a state of dizziness, but I can already think, and it seems that it does not affect my daily work, including making the distribution map of the big fight, practicing swords, and looking at the data in my brain. It's the same efficiency when I'm not drunk... so how confused am I usually?

2670_When sleepy

The little follower sucked most of the alcohol power for me when I was drunk heavily, and then when I resumed normal actions, he returned the alcohol power to me and let me digest it with him. Buffer when drinking.

It may be because I took on such a role for the first time, or it may be because the task is too heavy this time, and Xiao Sui's buffer function is not perfect, so I still lost consciousness for half a month. With the subsequent buffer, my coma may last for several years-thinking about the retreat standard of Elder Peng Qinru, even if he is considerate of the younger generation and discounts me, it will still be five years, and half a month is in his standard Probably not enough to gargle.

Another manifestation of Xiao Sui's imperfection this time is that he made himself dizzy. He should actually store the alcohol power in an isolated area in his space, so that the alcohol power will not affect his spirit consciousness.As a result, Xiao Suicun saved it, and quarantined him, but he didn't do it thoroughly, which caused him to be more dizzy than me, and he couldn't see signs of sobriety for the time being—maybe he won't be able to until we completely digest the alcohol. wake up.

Running around and bullying Pei Bing and Maoqiu in the space without the little follower, I always feel too quiet. I want to stay in a daze for a while when I read the data Added black history.

After I'm drunk, am I as quiet as Xiao Sui, who rarely even turns over?

Fuqiu: "Almost. If you roll a lot, we can feel it in the small suit. Although I was also a little dizzy from the smell of alcohol, it is much lighter than yours. I can be sure that you did not exercise vigorously. , at most it is the level of daily sword practice.”

…Sports above the level of daily sword practice are called desperate.Why?Do I practice swords every day when I'm drunk?

Mao Qiu and Pei Bing answered at the same time: "Yes."

I am really a good swordsman.

Mao Qiu: "I remembered, Elder Pei even praised you, saying that you use the sword better when you are drunk. The original sentence is 'this movement is good, super-level performance. You really are a no-brainer swordsman'."

...that's not a compliment.

2671_Have you seen it?

I don't actually have to know the real-time status of rumors about me.Rumors are there all the time, and they are changing every moment. Since I can't control it forever, why should I care too much about the present?

But everyone seemed to be very worried about me, so I wandered around the peaks and asked by the way: "Who knows how to get drunk?"

Someone raised his hand: "I have been drunk many times, and I am very experienced."

Me: "Do you have any memory of what happened while you were drunk?"

"Basically no."

Me: "Usually when I memorize the information, I don't actually think about it. I feel that my brain is empty, so I just flash the information in front of my eyes or scan it with spiritual power, and then I write it down. Why can I still move when I am drunk? But I don’t remember the scene when I was active? At that time, my spiritual power must have not been emptied, and my five senses were also in contact with the surrounding environment, but why didn’t I save the information I came into contact with?”

Everyone: "..."

Me: "Why don't you tell me about the scenes when you saw me in the past half a month, so that I can recall them? After I was drunk, has anyone seen me? Except for the elders, the elders don't seem to want to talk to me. Say it."

"...Elder brother?"

"Eldest brother must have seen it. He has been to Peifeng several times in the past half month."

Black history, black history, when I met a big brother when I was unconscious, there must be black history, and that guy might even make a video.

Me: "Except for the senior brother? I often can't tell the truth from the fake when the senior brother speaks."

"When talking about work, it's usually true."

"Not necessarily, sometimes he digs holes and abducts people to do coolies while chatting."

"Senior Brother Pei Sen and Senior Sister Pei Miao have come back."

Me: "Thank you, I'll ask them."

"However, they stayed for a short time, maybe they just came back to take a look at you, as if they hadn't been there for an hour, they left again."

Me: "Have any brothers and sisters whose cultivation base is not higher than the Golden Core Stage have visited me? It's okay for a short time. Or did you see me leaving Pei Feng at that time?"

Everyone said that they hadn't been to Pei Feng during this period of time, and they didn't see me outside Pei Feng.

"Second Young Master, you don't know if you're drunk. Elder Qi Yuan came back. As soon as he came back, he went to Pei Feng to talk to Elder Pei. He just left two days ago. We dare not approach Pei Feng at all."

I looked at Mao Qiu and Pei Bing: Under the aura of Elder Qi Yuan, you two can still sleep so soundly?

Pei Bing: "My own elder, what's so scary? And it's in Elder Pei's territory."

Fuqiu: "Not frightened."