Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09700-Speaking skills fail

Me: "It seems to make sense, but it's also very vague."

Little White Flower Elf: "You forced me to do this. My forte is not talking nonsense. My talent is not in talking at all. Do you need Tuanxia to read stories?"

Me: "Can it be used alone? It means whoever uses you, the story you show can only be seen by that person, and other people can't see it unless they deliberately detect it, okay?"

Little White Flower Elf: "That's the way it works. When Xia Tuan used me, I collapsed and turned into shredded confetti. I can't analogize it to the normal mode."

Xiatuan: "I didn't do anything, I didn't expect you to be so fragile."

Little White Flower Elf: "I'm not fragile, so I can be restored quickly after being shattered. It's you who are not blessed to use me."

Xiatuan: "Blessing? The reason I can't use you is that I'm not interested in stories like yours. Since I'm not interested, why should I regret not being able to use you?"

Little white flower elf: "Don't be serious, this is just a business cliché. There are similar things like 'If you haven't read a certain book, you will regret it forever' and 'If you haven't listened to a certain class, you will regret it forever'. significance."

Le Ge: "Its words really don't seem to work."

The little white flower elf sighed: "I shouldn't have come out to do this kind of sales work. I am a word-of-mouth product, and the supply should be in short supply without advertising. But you insist on arresting me to do the work of explaining. Let the technicians do publicity, can I Is it decent? It's not professional."

Le Ge: "A technician like you... I have doubts about the performance of your products."

Little White Flower Fairy: "Some sentences are very embarrassing to take alone, but they can be put in a complete article or in a specific scene, which is a good sentence to make people cry or inspire fighting spirit."

Me: "Like 'I'm going to be the god of the new world?'"

Little white flower elf: "Come to my world, maybe you can get what you want."

Me: "I entered Mei Shuanli's world before he finished giving birth, and took a few elves from it. Later, those elves dissipated, and part of their aura should have mixed into my spirit treasure space. The house spirit that appeared later may contain some of those auras. So judging from this line, you are related to the house actuary."

Little White Flower Elf: "If you want to sort out clues like this, then all elves and all souls in the world can be considered relatives."

Ok.

09701-vulgar

I said to Le Ge: "Find a place to avoid people, and you use it. After using it, you put the content you want to let me know in the jade slip and give it to me." Then I gave Le Ge a jade slip.

Lege held the jade slip for two seconds in a daze, and then let out an "ah".

The little white flower elf commented: "So stupid. Even if such a fool gets high-level materials, there is a high probability that he will only weave a clichéd story."

Me: "Yes, the most important thing to pursue when reading a story is to feel the freshness that I have never experienced or thought about. If the main line is provided by the readers themselves when using you, the high quality of the material alone is really enough to combine Is it new? With the ability of many people to tell stories, they often tell new things in a cliché, how do you avoid this cliché?"

Little White Flower Elf: "It's because you think those people's words are clichéd. Those people are actually very happy when they say it. If you can't understand their happiness, don't worry about it."

Lege: "When I already have an aversion to you, can I use you to read stories that I find interesting?"

The little white flower elf covered her lips and smiled: "There are too many people who criticize Mei Shuanli's vulgarity before reading it. After they open an article by Mei Shuanli, they won't get caught up in it or buy all the Mei Shuanli they can buy. Liwen has been read several times, but not many—although they may continue to publicly criticize Meishuan Liwen as vulgar after reading it.”

Me: "In fact, very few people have dared to publicly criticize Mei Dada's articles, because it is easy to be pointed out by others, 'Then you still read it? Have you read a lot? Are you familiar enough to analyze it sentence by sentence and recite it backwards?', even Critics will still be ridiculed for saying "how do I know it is so vulgar if I don't look at it?"

Me: "Actually, some critics really feel that Mei Shuanli's work is offensive, but if they don't read it, they don't have the right to speak, and if they read it, they serve a bowl to eat and scold their mothers. This makes the critics very upset. You can't read it afterwards. Erase the memory?"

After thinking about it for a while, Legge said to me: "Master, can you stay in another place for a while? Can I leave Yaofeng to me and Tuanxia alone? Just avoid you, just think that you and I are still in the same building. On the mountain, I will still be embarrassed."

The range of a mountain makes you feel like we are in the same room?Then when you see those protagonists who dare to do this and that only across a door from strangers, are you okay with your embarrassment?

Me: "Even if I leave Yaofeng, I will still receive spiritual information from Yaofeng. There are also Yaofeng elves. When you are alone on Yaofeng, Yaofeng elves may not show up, but When I get back, they'll probably pop up and nag me about what happened on Yaofeng while I was away."

Me: "Including the scenes you experienced in Tuanxia, ​​it may also be passed on to the Yaofeng elves through the Tuanxia elves, and then the Yaofeng elves tell the house spirits, and I will hear it all. It is more detailed than what you gave me in the jade slip." a lot of."

Le Ge replied: "I know." But from the look on his face, it seemed that he really couldn't let it go.Self-persuasion seems to be quite laborious.

09702-High Godhead

The little white flower elf took advantage of the fact that Lege hadn't started playing yet, and questioned me: "When you mentioned me to your disciples, you called me 'Tuanxia elf', and you took my creator Mei Shuanli's name very seriously, but Your spiritual power tells me that when you call me in your heart, when you communicate with other people remotely, you always call me 'Little White Flower Fairy', which is a derogatory term."

Me: "Did you read this title from my spiritual power, or did the house spirit tell you? I clearly mentioned this title in my Lingbao space, and the house spirit living in my Lingbao space I must have heard it, did the house spirit tell you the secret through spiritual energy?"

Little White Flower Elf: "Is my relationship with those house spirits so good?"

Me: "Have you attended the spirit meeting held by Yunxia Lingbao?"

Little White Flower Elf: "I'm glad I just missed it."

Me: "Oh, then will you be squeezed out by other elves in Yunxia Sect because of this? All other elves have had this same experience, and you, a newcomer, are out of tune with everyone."

Little white flower elf: "Superficial human thinking. Your human soul is relatively fixed, so there is a difference between people and people, but elves can integrate into the aura at any time, and can also appear from the aura at any time. Any two elves can be together at any time. Fusion into one, so there is no theory of old and new, and there is no difference between old and new, and they are all just elves."

Me: "So Tuanxia can integrate into the environment of Yunxia Sect and become a... scenic spot of Yunxia Sect?"

Little White Flower Elf: "If Yunxiazong has this need, Mei Shuanli will definitely agree. After Mei Shuanli creates a story, he doesn't care much about the public except for collecting the income that the story brings him regularly. Use his stories. Mei Shuanli creates the world, but he is not obsessed with controlling the world, he prefers to watch the world develop freely. What he enjoys is the creative process, and he feels that after the creation is completed, the story is independent."

Me: "Mei Shuanli gave you permission to freely choose your readers, and also allowed you to freely decide how you get along with readers?"

Little White Flower Elf: "Mei Shuanli is a lovely person who has been blessed by the whole world, 'good people live a safe life'. If it weren't for the fact that the main world is not suitable for cultivating the power of faith, Mei Shuanli would have become a god long ago."

Me: "According to what you said, if Mei Shuanli becomes a god, it seems that he may not necessarily be a god of writing, but may also be a god of kindness, tolerance, and universal love?"

Little white flower elf: "It may also be the god of sharing, mercy, and frankness."

This godhead is a bit high.

09703- just being squeezed out

Little White Flower Elf: "For Mei Shuanli, writing is just the beginning of the Tao. He has already left the writing method of pure characters and entered the field of three-dimensional and changeable stories. When he becomes a god , the eclectic story of childhood is nothing more than a small episode, when others mention it, it is just an anecdote, and if it is not mentioned, it will not affect the public's main impression of Mei Shuanli."

Le Ge: "Aren't you good at advertising?"

Little white flower elf: "I am sincerely expressing my admiration for my creator." After glancing at me, the little white flower elf continued, "Some monks who are always fighting with elves won't understand."

A house spirit came out and scolded: "You little white flower knows nothing. Do you know that there is a word called 'beating' into one piece? If there is only love, it will limit the future of development. It must have multiple types and multiple directions. Emotions can achieve true tolerance.”

Me: "If the Tuanxia elf shared the insights of the other elves of the Yunxia Sect, why doesn't it feel tired, don't want to sleep, and can chat nonsense with us for a long time?"

The house spirit glared at me: "I was arguing for you, but you said it was irrelevant?"

Me: "Then you and other house spirits are going to mingle with me, my soul connectors and refining products to enhance our relationship?"

The house spirit shrank back to his follower, and said, "Of course it's not sleepy because it didn't share enough insights from the aura from the meeting. In other words, it was indeed excluded and left alone."

The little white flower elf was expressionless and murderous, and looked at Legge: "Have you figured it out? Do you still want to play with me? If you decide not to play with me, make it clear quickly so that I can start looking for someone else. Don't hesitate Yu wasting my time."

Lege trembled indistinctly for a while, and then he seemed to be startled by the little white flower elf, he opened his mouth and paused for two seconds before saying, "Let's play." His request has not been granted yet.

It's one thing to bully wild elves, but I'm sure I wouldn't make things difficult for my apprentice.So I let Lege have fun, and I called Xiatuan to go out of Yaofeng with it.After thinking about it, I flew to Commandment Peak.

Xia Tuanfei was a little hesitant, and asked me: "If the Disciplinary Office of the Hongwu Incident finally ruled that Mei Shuanli was not guilty, would I have to be responsible? stop?"