Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09532 - Bottom Line

Xiao Sui: "Before the crazy operators got angry with me, I just liked them more than you. No matter how you provoke them, it's useless."

House spirit: "First plant more provocative nails. After the crazy operator turns into an elf, these nails will explode and quickly destroy your goodwill."

Fuqiu: "Is it just a nail that can explode?"

Jia Jing: "Everything can be turned into language, and everything can be turned into a bomb. Everything is born from the same point, and will eventually return to the same point."

Maybe I can send a few house spirits to live temporarily at the Sky Gate.

Jia Jing: "I want to send us away at every turn. If you want to send us off, you can give it away. After we go out, we will hook up more elves for you and come back, so that the group of elves in Pei Suilin's space will become larger and more noisy. Until one day Pei Suilin got so fed up that he blew up his space in a fit of rage."

House spirit: "Bang!"

The little follower stuffed all the house spirits into the prison again, and said: "It's still an hour, you can count down the time yourself."

The house spirits were paralyzed in the prison, and they kept saying, "What's the use? Pei Suilin, you don't dislike us for wreaking havoc in the living area, but you just dislike us for talking too much, but don't you hear us talking in prison?" ? Don’t you have the courage to stop receiving any information from the prison during the hour when we were locked up, and let our ghosts run wild in the prison? Don’t you dare, you must be afraid that our ghosts will make a big fuss Events. You must be watching us all the time, and you must hear all the words we say anywhere in your space."

Jia Jing: "Even if you drive us out of your space temporarily, can you really rest assured that you won't look at us? Aren't you worried that we will collude with foreign elves and plot to attack your space?"

Housekeeper: "Oh, butler, it's a job that is prone to overwork."

I sent these performances of the house spirit to head Jiang, hoping that he could teach Xiao Sui some ways to deal with the bear children.If you continue to let it go, the house spirits will have no limit.

Fu Xian looked at me thoughtfully: "It seems that my food not only can't let the second son put down his worries for a while, but caused more worries."

Ding Hongdou: "That's his problem, not your problem. During the catastrophe of the heart demon, everything outside may become an opportunity to solve the heart demon, or it may become a nutrient for the heart demon to grow. Young Master Pei is purely self-suffering, not worth it. The demons who hurt others are... worthy of praise. Although people often say that Young Master Pei is a bear, but Young Master Pei's bottom line is really good."

So the house spirit that Xiong went to the outside world is really not the same as me, right?

09533 - Mess

House spirit: "When you were in a normal state, you also traveled all over the world. You are seriously ill now, so you have narrowed your range of activities to prevent getting out of control. Our family spirit is healthy and can jump widely."

You wait, Sect Leader Jiang has already replied to me that he will lend me a powerful weapon that can solve the problem after I return to Yunxia Sect.

Jiajing: "Hehe. Maybe that weapon can really force us to behave well, but are you sure its effect is only to make us behave well? Did Pei Suilin agree to let the weapon enter his space door? Did you remember to ask Pei Suilin for permission? "

Xiao Sui: "I have asked, and I agree. I am always connected with the master's mind, and the master and I can complete the discussion in an instant, and you don't need to hear it."

Jia Jing: "Hey, listen to this gloomy tone, does it represent reluctance? Or does it represent the heart hurt because of not being fully trusted in the housekeeper's ability?"

Maoqiu: "Pei Suilin, although you should know, let me remind you again: the house spirits know that they are about to be punished on a large scale, so they started the last carnival posture before the doomsday, and they only care about causing trouble. You and The lunatics may have no other value except to anger yourself."

Xiao Sui's tone was very calm: "Yes, I know." At the same time, he had a lot of plans for cleaning up the house spirits in his mind, and he only waited for the plan of Mr. Jiang to be in place, and compared his own plan with the top expert's plan to learn from it. advanced experience.

In fact, the key factor that prevents Xiao Sui from being cruel to the house spirit is: I hope the house spirit can maintain a certain level of vivacity, be able to speak freely, and not hide too much.Therefore, it is inconvenient and cruel for Xiao Sui to punish the house spirits, and sometimes even needs to give some encouragement to the house spirits.

Alas, I'm such an elder material, especially good at making messes for management experts.

09534-Essence

I said to Fu Xian: "Looking at it now, I don't have the ability to find out the amazing point you want me to point out, that is, I can't give you a chance, so if you can only find another chance, you can tell me directly. What is my inconspicuous surprise? Let me not be tossed by demons and troubled by doubts at the same time."

Ding Hongdou: "I can answer this question."

Ding Hongdou: "First of all, Sanshao Pei, you have made progress in making sweets, not only because of the level of improvement that comes with upgrading the Nascent Soul, but also because of your subconscious awareness of sweets, which makes the sweets you make sweeter. It touches the soul, not just the tongue. Although the sweets you made in the Jindan stage were not so shallow that they only touched the tongue and touched the hearts of diners, but now they are more pure."

Ding Hongdou: "Next is Fuxian's sweets. It's very strange, the products of the two of you, one is jelly, the other is shortbread, and the varieties are very different; one is simple in taste, the other is rich in layers, and there is no overlapping of tastes; When I was making jelly, I didn't know what Fu Xian planned to make. Although Fu Xian saw the finished jelly after he came, he didn't see Pei Lin's process of making jelly. However, the sweets you two made complement each other."

I ate a sweet shortbread and a dollop of jelly I made myself, not getting it.

Ding Hongdou: "As I said before, even though the Yunxiazong disciples who take turns managing the candy house have different styles, they still have a main line of Yunxiazong temperament; now you two each make your own sweets, and you have become mutual partners on this main line." A consistent beat."

Ding Hongdou: "It seems that when you both raised your hands and clapped, the two palms naturally hit together, making a crisp sound of congratulations."

Me: "Oh, it's normal that the inner disciples of the Yunxia Sect have something in common, but what does this have to do with being amazing?"

Ding Hongdou: "Look, I just said that people's cognitions can be very different. Master Pei, didn't you hear that my above expression was deliberately lyrical? Just make me a textbook sentence in a daze." Still amazing? Are textbooks used to move you to tears?"

I:"……"

Fu Xian: "What Senior Ding said is indeed the amazing point I want to show you, Senior Brother Pei: I have further understood the core main line of Yunxia Sect. When it comes down to actual behavior, it means that I can understand Yunxia more naturally and easily. What do Zong disciples want to eat at this moment. When I made the shortbread, I didn't deliberately match the jelly you made first, but what I matched was Senior Brother Pei's current state, including spiritual power, expression, etc. "

Fu Xian: "After my cooking technique has captured your current core temperament, it will naturally indirectly capture the characteristics of the items you make with your current temperament."

09535-Inner and outer unity

I was still puzzled: "But isn't this what you have done a long time ago? When you saw me after a long time and you were able to make food that was stuck at the upper limit of my liking for spicy flavors, didn't you already do it?" Is it? You have already done it during my Qi training period."

Fu Xian: "At that time, it was done deliberately, and it required a lot of calculations, evaluations, and information collection; now it can be done easily, and I don't feel pressure when doing it, I just feel relaxed and as it should be."

Me: "That would be great."

Fu Xian: "But you still think it's not amazing enough, right?"

Me: "Compared to being amazing, it seems more appropriate to call it a success, a well-deserved success?"

Ding Hongdou: "As disciples of Yunxia Sect, the essence is naturally the same, but there are many, many branches of various forms growing out of the essence. You can't expect wicker to understand pine branches. You can exchange food, but what do you eat separately? Feelings, let’s go to feel them separately. The most you can say to each other is ‘this food has made me feel a lot, you might as well try it’. Feelings can’t be taught, and it’s hard to share. It is possible to fully understand each other."

I looked at Fu Xian: "If I have an affair with you now, do you think you can bear it?"

Fu Xian: "It's okay? Looking at your scandal objects, the one with the most stable position is the head of the Jiang family, and the most frightening one is the elder Pei Ji. Even if I add this sum, it shouldn't be able to stir up any splashes?"

Ding Hongdou: "All the slightly famous disciples of Yunxia Sect have had scandals with Pei Lin, the public has become numb, and Pei Lin's current influence has changed from noisy but superficial to not intense but habitual," Ding Hongdou raised my hand He motioned for a small cup of jelly, and then continued, "So even if Pei Lin's new gossip appears, that person won't be overrated."

Ding Hongdou: "Pei Lin is no longer a fresh meat, he is already a veteran star with a very national character, and he is approaching the star level of the Hehuan Sect. No one will keep introducing his deeds to others, but as long as he If you do something big, you will be on the search list."

Me: "The way others see me is unified with the temperament of the things I make?"

Ding Hongdou: "This is a good thing. It shows that you are unified inside and outside, and there is no division. There is one less hidden danger of inner demons."

Me: "Does this also mean that I passed my inner temperament to the main world, so that the main world partly responded to me and became my companion?"

Ding Hongdou: "Do you still want to say that the main world has been taken private by Yunxia Sect?"

Me: "One of the goals."

Ding Hongdou: "The goal is set arbitrarily, and whether it can be achieved depends on each individual's ability. Anyway, one of Kunlun's goals is also this. It's hard to say what the future will be, but at least for now, the chance of Yunxiazong defeating Kunlun is still very slim."

Me: "But there may not be only one main world. Maybe there are many copies of the main world. Maybe every secret realm connected to the main world can be upgraded to the main world. Yunxiazong and Kunlun can each grab one."

Ding Hongdou: "Come on."

Fu Xian stood there with his eyes closed for a while, and when he opened his eyes again, his face was full of joy: "I will go back to Yunxia Sect to retreat for a while, and when I come out... let's talk about it at that time."