Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09528 - not this

Fu Xian made lotus-shaped shortbread.Crystal clear, small and small, one bite, it is undoubtedly a cute snack, but whether it can be called a sweet depends on different standards, because most of the small lotus shortbread in this cage are not sweet, but are salty and spicy respectively. , hemp, sour, bitter and various combination tastes.

Since the whole production process of Fuxian was shown to Ding Hongdou and me, and Fuxian also introduced each raw material in detail during the production, so we have a rough idea of ​​the taste of the final product.After Fu Xian said "Okay, please taste", Ding Hongdou first took a small bitter lotus flower.

I looked at Ding Hongdou's choice in surprise.

Ding Hongdou glanced at me: "Let's not talk about whether your sweets-making skills have improved, anyway, your knowledge of sweets is still an amateur as always."

Fu Xian spoke for me: "Actually, if you don't classify food into sweets, big dishes, etc., but just say whether it is delicious or not, Senior Brother Pei's cognition level is very good."

I struggled with whether I should speak, because what I wanted to say was really sorry for Fu Xian's words of defense to me—I really didn't think I knew much about whether it was delicious or not.Even Pei Bing ate too much, so he didn't show the reserve of a glutton at all.

Pei Bing: "Why should I be reserved? I have the ability to eat non-stop, and I can continue to enjoy the delicious food crunchy and crunchy after eating too much. Why don't I eat? You are entangled. Hurry up and taste the delicacies carefully prepared by Fu Xian. Try to taste as many flavors as possible, and don't disappoint Fu Xian's expectations of your chance."

I picked up a small spicy lotus flower and put it in my mouth... Wow, the long-lost and familiar stimulation still stuck to my upper limit.Obviously, the body in the Nascent Infant stage has a strong recovery ability, so the perception of spicy taste is already quite weak. Most of the time, it is "knowing that the tongue has been stimulated by such a stimulus, but the treatment has been completed at the same time that the stimulus occurs, and the injury is not there. sequelae, so they can be ignored”, but Fu Xian’s snack actually prolongs the excitement.

I was amazed and asked Fu Xian: "Have you already understood the body of the Nascent Soul?"

Fu Xian: "This is not my new skill. When I was working in the canteen of Yunxiazong, I made spicy food for the Yuanying period. Although I haven't conceived yet, I have read a lot of relevant information. , There are also Nascent Soul stage diners who have cooperated with me to do a lot of experiments, so I am quite confident in grasping the taste of the Nascent Soul stage. The new idea I want to show you is not this."

Me: "What is that?"

Fu Xian: "It won't work if I say it myself, you need to discover it yourself and give praise."

09529 - Love the giveaway

Pei Bing, come on, it's time to use your expertise.

Pei Bing: "If you eat a few more, you won't be able to draw a pattern."

Fu Xian: "Second son, don't feel pressured, just taste it and comment on it at will. If you can't find something amazing enough, it can only mean that my skills are not in place, and I still need to continue to work hard. It's not your responsibility."

Ding Hongdou: "The characteristics that make one person feel amazing are actually very common to another person. When the Tao of two monks is too far apart, the sensory difference will become more obvious."

Me: "I think I have a little common language with Fu Xian in terms of food. Although I am not very obsessed with whether I can eat something or whether I can eat delicious food, but when I eat something delicious You'll feel good too."

Fu Xian: "Yeah, we are in the canteen business, and we are not obsessed with making delicious dishes that are praised by the public, but if one day our improvisation gets a lot of praise, we will still be happy."

Me: "It's like a preference for giveaways."

Ding Hongdou ate two sweet shortbreads based on the speeches of our two Yunxiazong disciples, and then asked Fu Xian: "Will you participate in the candy house that originally belonged to Pei Lin and is now under the official management of Yunxiazong? In fact, the current management model of the pile of candy houses is very close to that of the cafeteria.”

I chimed in: "What's that 'heap'? Do you still have any love for Dreamy Candy House?"

Ding Hongdou: "In the grammar of the main Esperanto, three or more can be called 'heap'. If you don't accept it, go argue with your Chinese teacher."

... Who is the Chinese teacher in my life?Because relying on the memory of my previous life, I was born literate in this life, so I didn't take the literacy class of Yunxia Sect.I just looked through the textbooks myself and made some distinctions between the terms that are quite different between the two lives, and I have learned almost the same.

For the course of Chinese, after the basic literacy is completed, what can be learned in class is very limited, and the focus is on the accumulation of daily reading.Reading tens of thousands of words every day in different grades—passing the brain—for decades, the Chinese literacy will naturally improve.However, if you read homogeneous things every day, or refuse to think when you read, and just recite it as an imperial decree, then after decades, this way of thinking will inevitably become severely rigid. This is a problem with the way of learning Chinese, but it will never affect Just language scores.

09530-Home style

Fu Xian: "Those candy houses seem to be solidified programs that don't require human participation?"

Me: "You can participate, or you can participate. If no new people participate, the candy house will repeatedly make the same things according to a fixed procedure; if there are new people involved, then the newcomers can add their hobbies to the candy house."

Ding Hongdou: "For example, add a little more spicy and bitter; change the appearance of the fairy tale into a dark wind, turn the check-in place of Internet celebrities into a three-meal supply place, and by the way, you may also work part-time to deliver food."

Fu Xian: "I went back to Yunxiazong to inquire about it. It seems that I heard that the management of the candy house has been arranged in shifts. Those who are interested can sign up and queue up for ten days and a half months. I don't know if this is still implemented now. management model."

Me: "Almost. It's like queuing up for amusement rides. If you perform well in management, you can queue up for more shifts, and those who have broken the management once will be deprived of their queuing qualifications."

Ding Hongdou: "Too many people come and go, making the smell of the candy house...a bit messy. Fortunately, these shift managers are all inner disciples of Yunxia Sect, and they all have cultivation levels not lower than the Golden Core stage, so no matter what There is still a common thread, which did not completely disintegrate the candy house, but basically completely erased the traces of Mu Fenglin, and truly showed the temperament of Yunxiazong."

Ding Hongdou: "For Yunxiazong, this may be a good thing, because this artifact and this transaction have been completely incorporated into Yunxiazong's operating system; but for outsiders who like sweets, Yunxiazong's sweets can't compare to Mufeng Lin's. Yunxiazong's sweets are... delicious, but I always feel that the characteristics are not distinctive enough. It is an ordinary delicious food in Yizhong."

Fu Xian: "The feeling of home cooking? It may not be particularly delicious, but it makes people feel relaxed when eating?"

Ding Hongdou: "The Yunxia Sect is home to you Yunxia Sect disciples, but in the eyes of other monks, especially those who are prejudiced against the Yunxia Sect, it does not have that attribute."

Me: "When you go to someone else's home to eat that home-cooked food, the guests will also think of their own home-cooked food. Daoists who really have a deep-rooted prejudice against Yunxia Sect will not enter the place run by Yunxia Sect to give money to Yunxia Sect .”

Ding Hongdou ate another shortbread, nodded: "That's okay to understand."

Me: "Can you comment? Start with my jelly. After I listen to it, I may know where the amazing points of Fu Xian's works are."

Fu Xian smiled and shook his head.

Ding Hongdou looked at me speechlessly for two seconds, and then said: "Is it necessary to think hard about being amazing? I can give Fu Xian a suggestion: When you need to find a breakthrough opportunity from Third Young Master Pei, don't expect him to be able to" said To come up with any useful content, you have to observe his demeanor, spiritual power or behavior."

Fu Xian: "Two-pronged approach. While observing information other than words, while listening to his gut-wrenching language, even if his words and sentences are not marginal, I am also relieved that he is willing to think hard to help his classmates."

09531-also a Chinese language

That's right, I'm fighting calculation problems all over my head now, and I can still spare part of my attention to think about the breakthrough points that my fellow disciples need. I'm really an excellent disciple of Yunxia Sect.

Pei Bing: "You didn't give Fu Xian any attention other than calculations, and his problems turned into calculations and became part of the crazy operator."

Alas, it may be mainly Fu Xian's fault for revealing the detailed production process too frankly.He grabbed a little bit of this material, sprinkled a little bit of that material, and the crazy operator began to calculate the ratio; and then the steaming time, frying time, cooling time, etc. were also added to the calculation formula.Cooking is a job that requires a lot of calculations. Especially for novices, various weighing tools are inseparable. Only when you become a veteran can you turn complicated calculations into instinct. precise results.

So, probably only when I am familiar with all the items that need to be calculated in the world so that I can skip the calculation and get the result directly, the crazy operator will disappear, right?

Maoqiu: "That is to say, before you become a fairy, it is impossible for the crazy operator to completely disappear?"

Xiao Sui looked around his own space, thinking about where to put them if the crazy operators turned into entities.

Xiao Sui: "Creatures that focus on computing must have a strong temperament of science and engineering. They tend to be homely and don't like to play around. Even if they turn into elves, they must be more well-behaved than the current housewives."

The current household spirit: "Hehehe."

Xiao Sui: "Nowadays, the masters are Chinese, and the crazy operators are maths, and mathematics should be given more preferential treatment."

Jia Jing: "You treat the basic subjects in such an opposing way, what is the opinion of the teaching department?"

The role of Jia Jing asked and answered: "Of course, the teaching department is further grateful that Pei Lin was not hired as a teacher. It is also fortunate that Pei Kong has left the mud and is not stained, and will not be like Pei Lin and Pei Suilin. , too much prejudice."

Xiao Sui: "You all have the ability to speak."

Jia Jing: "Do you think the 'calculation' of the crazy operator belongs to the action category? Wrong, it is also a language. Compared with the main world language, it can only be used for the creatures of the main world, and at most it can be used for the internal communication of intelligent creatures in the secret realm of the spirit star. In addition, the language of mathematics can cross the stars, and it has the same broad meaning as the "direct communication with aura" pursued by our group of masters."

Jia Jing: "The crazy operator is so good at calculating, it is obviously a chatterbox. And it is so chatty that even Pei Lin, a high-level chatterbox, has a headache... I don't know what level chatter is."