Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09000 - There are many kinds

Xiao Sui: "Will the head go shopping with the elder?"

A week ago, the head of the sect really worked as a servant when Elder Huigu went shopping.

Therefore, the position of head, although it seems very majestic when facing the public, but when facing the elders, he cannot get rid of the position of the doormat.

Sect Leader Jiang spent tens of hundreds of years coaxing me to get used to his image as the Great Demon King. How could he easily change our relationship and take the risk of me following the crowd and treating him as a punching bag?You must know the relationship between Taoist couples... Although not necessarily, there is also a large proportion of strict wives, such as Xie Qinwei and Duan Zhe, all of which are like this.My father didn't belong to this category when facing my mother, but he seemed to be the same when facing senior Sun Lijiao.

I said to the young man, "I rate you with my guardian, so goodbye."

Young man: "If there are only two people left in the world, then the chances of these two people falling in love are actually very high."

Me: "If you can't live without love, then it is indeed possible to fall in love with that person when there is only one person left besides yourself. But some people don't need love to survive. At the last moment of extinction, explore Wouldn't the truth of the world be better?"

Young man: "Well, not in love, but as long as there is no conflict of principle, it should be fine to be friends."

Me: "Naturally no problem. After all, there are many kinds of friends."

Young man: "Actually, there are many kinds of lovers. In some people's minds, all friends can be regarded as lovers. Every serious or indecent communication can be regarded as falling in love."

Head Jiang: "There are indeed many people in Shazhuan who regard many of my exchanges with you, the beauty, as flirting. Whether I am arranging work for you, plotting against you, or coaxing you to play, they all think that I am flirting with you." Teasing you."

Me: "Have you seriously assigned me a job?"

Head Jiang: "You always focus on the wrong point, which further makes those guys feel that you and I are always flirting."

Me: "If love doesn't involve sex, and it doesn't require two people to always stand on the same page and think on the same track, then it may not be a big problem to say that I am in love with you? When it comes to a lover who stabbed a knife, at least the two of us can generally communicate with each other."

Head Jiang: "If only one can judge outsiders whether they are suitable for a lover or not, then any two inner disciples of the Yunxia Sect can do it."

Me: "The circle of Yunxiazong is really chaotic, no wonder Mei Shuanli has been raised as a top master."

Xiao Sui: "This...is really like flirting..."

09001-Say it first

Me: "Speaking seriously, family, friendship, and love, although human beings seem to distinguish the three, but in many times and regions, these three are often confused. The destination of love is family affection; there are many stories where friends become lovers, and it is not one or two cases that people have been in love for many years and suddenly found out that they are half-siblings."

Head Jiang: "So we can generally make feelings just feelings, at most distinguish between positive feelings and negative feelings, without further subdivision."

Me: "Generally speaking, of course I have a deep relationship with you."

Head Jiang: "There is no doubt about it."

Me: "As for which category this deep emotion should be classified into in a more detailed division, those who are interested in this can figure it out for themselves, but you and I are not interested in this, so I just use a general statement. good."

Head Jiang: "So, if you have physical needs, you might as well consider finding me as your partner, because there will be no immediate harm, and there will be no sequelae. It is the safest and most reassuring."

I looked at the phantom face and figure of Master Jiang for a while, then thought about how I felt when I shook hands with his real person not long ago, and finally shook my head: "I still don't want it. Although it is not harmful from a rational point of view, it seems to be acceptable emotionally. But this acceptance is more or less a bit of self-persuasion, it is a push when you can do it or not, and you choose to do it, which is an unnecessary move.”

Head Jiang: "Are you sure it's unnecessary?"

Me: "Yes? If in the future I suddenly feel that this matter is necessary and I can't do it, I will definitely find you."

Xiao Sui: "..."

Head Jiang: "Then let's talk about it first. If we have had close physical contact, you can't feel that you have the right to ask me to give you more preferential treatment. I have a detailed plan for the degree of preferential treatment for you. Physical contact It will not have any impact on this plan. I will definitely try my best to ensure that my plan is implemented, and you have to be mentally prepared to accept my plan. If you don't accept it, I will have to take the trouble to arrange more to tempt you to accept it Planning, even, destroying our tacit and good relationship, making you feel forced."

Head Jiang: "Emphasis: love, friends with benefits, will never be the reason for me to change my plan. Any creature that thinks that a little personal interaction with me can shake me, I will promptly distance myself from it."

Me: "Is Yu Qiao a tragic failure case where you failed to distance yourself in time? Just because that failure was so tragic, you are now extremely guarded in this regard?"

Head Jiang: "After what happened to Yu Qiao, I can tell you as a gossip. Now let's straighten out the matter between me and you."

09002-free question

Me: "I fully accept your emphasis. In fact, I also want to emphasize this: No matter who I have had a personal and intimate intersection with, my life plan belongs to me. Who can't rely on a moment of intimacy to feel You can tell me what to do."

Pei Bing: "...Although these two emphasises determine that the two of them will definitely pay attention to maintaining a safe distance and will never allow their lives to blend too much, but... actually, they are quite a good match?"

If I choose a contract lover, I will definitely choose Head Jiang, and I will definitely achieve a happy contract relationship.But really falling in love... It's not that I'm wrong, but that I don't want to fall in love at all, and neither does he.The fault is not him, not me, but love.

Xiao Sui: "Very good, just kill 'love'."

Pei Bing: "Did the 'Tao Companion' also strangle to death?"

Xiao Sui was extraordinarily calm: "It's the Nascent Soul stage. If you don't go through the running-in of the relationship and mutual compromise, how can you adjust to the matching degree of the Taoist couple? The master and Jiang Weixiao are so familiar with each other, know each other well, and have observed each other very closely. Nascent Soul Jie, it is impossible for Elder Pei Ji and Elder Jiang Lin who were strangers to each other to suddenly find that the other party is very suitable for me."

Xiao Sui: "I can't say with complete certainty that the master won't have a Taoist companion, but I can be sure that that Taoist companion will never be Jiang Weixiao."

Mao Qiu: "However, if Pei Lin insists on having a Taoist partner, why would it be better to choose Jiang Weixiao, someone we don't know yet?"

Xiao Sui: "Yes, so it's better not to have a Taoist companion."

I try my best.

Pei Jianzhuo: "It's not that difficult."

It's almost a free question.

I sent the young man away, and then happily said to Head Jiang: "Come gossip about your relationship with Yu Qiao. Because Yu Qiao often does radical and out-of-the-ordinary actions that exceed your usual control rhythm, so you are Didn't you suffer a lot from him?"

Head Jiang: "Mei Shuanli didn't let you and me in to listen to our gossip."

Me: "Whoever it is, I just find it awkward to be in a relationship and find a friend with benefits. Although I am indeed a little curious about these things, when I think about actually doing it, I feel uncomfortable that curiosity can be suppressed. Than suppressing the desire to ask questions Much easier."

Head Jiang: "Aren't you timid?"

Me: "No. It's disgust. It's probably the feeling of 'why should I wrong myself?'. I will be wronged when I talk about topics that I am not interested in when I am in love. Are doing this with netizens all over the world, can pretend that I'm dating all of them at the same time, I'm a giant Aquaman. And if it's sleeping with people...perfunctorily move like a furball, while moving What's the point of chatting with friends remotely at the same time?"

Furball: "It's really boring. Just the 'maybe kittens' fantasy left to add a little motivation."

09003-Contacts

Head Jiang: "You tried the feeling of shaking hands, do you want to try kissing again? Among all kinds of short-term skin contact, mouth-to-mouth is more likely to generate reverie than the contact of many other parts."

Me: "It's kind of disgusting."

Head Jiang: "What about kissing the cat?"

Me: "Touching noses feels better."

Head Jiang: "Perhaps only when you fall into a mystery of 'do not do or die', will you have enough motivation to do it."

Mei Shuanli: "Anyway, the secret realm I created will definitely not be so vicious. I have always adhered to the principle of voluntariness. Anyone who strongly refuses to enter my article as a character prototype, except for the enemy, I will not write. What has been written before will also be destroyed after learning of his rejection."

Mei Shuanli: "I'm talking about the kind that strongly rejects, can't bear at all, forbearance equals death or injury. The second son, Elder Qi, etc. are too lazy to sue me at the Disciplinary Office, and it often takes a long time to gather together to report once My friends, I generally consider you to be awkward and voluntary."

Me: "Elder Qi went to the Disciplinary Office to sue you for you writing about him?"

Mei Shuanli: "Are you surprised? I really told you. I was also surprised at the time, but after I researched it, I guess he was testing me for something, maybe he was looking for loopholes in the Disciplinary Department. Anyway, after the report, I am sure I should After the punishment he didn't care if I was actually punished or not."

Me: "When testing the prosecution process, you, Elder Yi Ruo and other habitual offenders are really useful. When the evidence is insufficient, it is easy to be sentenced to false accusations by the precepts, and the complainant will be punished; but to sue you, even if you do things It hasn’t reached the standard of punishment yet, but the Disciplinary Office will make a record first, let the complainant go back and wait to see if the related complaints have accumulated more, and then they will be punished together, and the complainant will not be punished.”

Mei Shuanli: "I think Elder Qi probably didn't think too much when he sued me, and he happened to have my crimes in his hands, so he sued."

It also makes sense.

Mei Shuanli: "At this time, I feel very sorry for Elder Tian's calmness. I haven't even had any contact with Elder Tian to complain or be punished. As a result, I can't write too many articles about Elder Tian. Be cautious, I am afraid that what you write will not reflect the characteristics of Elder Tian at all."

Me: "If you stick to Tianfeng and observe Elder Tian's activities every day, Elder Tian will not drive you away."

Mei Shuanli: "I really did that, and then I wrote the story of Elder Dan Ya and his little wife."

Me: "... Is the little wife in that story based on you?"

Mei Shuanli: "No, no, I'm just substituting in a little bit. I'm the recorder, and I'm definitely not included in the prototype of the protagonist. I'm not worthy."