Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08996- mere

Mei Shuanli: "Of course Head Jiang won't intervene in my personal affairs, but Second Young Master Jiang will be very considerate in your personal affairs. Aren't you thinking about sex-related matters now? My world is It is definitely a testing ground without sequelae. No matter what you do in my world, the only ones who know about it are you, me, Sect Leader Jiang and the elders, and if you are very repulsive, the rest of us will not see clearly."

Me: "Huh?"

Mei Shuanli: "Really. In order not to affect my Nascent Soul, even if the elders have the ability, they will not investigate the internal situation of my world very carefully, just like when the elders see a disciple is pregnant, they will not It is possible to carefully examine the development of the fetus. This is the first wall between the elders and you now."

Mei Shuanli: "The second wall is that when you read a book, outsiders can see the content of the book, but as long as you don't tell them, they won't know what you have gained from the book. A book about plants on the balcony, some people read it to beautify the home environment, some people understand the delicious fruits and vegetables, and some people understand the bugs and unpleasant smells. You are in my world Even if I can see the characters and ways of interacting with you, in my eyes, there will still be "after the light is turned on, the night will pass, and the next morning..." This type of jumping development."

Me: "Is there still a little big hand style? The sentence you exemplified is almost unsound."

Mei Shuanli: "Under the obstruction of the fog, I see that when you participate in the writing of the story, you will indeed perceive the sentences that are not very smooth. Later, when I organize the series of articles, I will trim these stumbling sentences, but that is an addition. The unrealistic fabrications I made up in my head are not the same as what you actually did."

Me: "If my emotions fluctuate extremely violently when I'm doing this, can't you feel it clearly?"

Mei Shuanli: "Will you have violent emotional fluctuations because of mere sex?"

Me: "I haven't actually tried it, maybe it's not just a mere area?"

Mei Shuanli: "Believe me, it's nothing. Unless someone is strong on you in this matter, or uses this matter to threaten you, or you are deeply in love with the other party, otherwise the sense of existence of this matter must be extremely weak. And if the sense of existence is strengthened by reasons such as being strong, threatening, or falling in love, what is really conspicuous is the use of strong behavior, beating the strong, vicious threats and backlash threats, and whether your love partner is qualified to be accepted. The public thinks you're worthy, but it's still not sex itself that deserves attention."

Mei Shuanli: "A kind of innate physiological need, only when countless additional things are added, it will attract people's imagination. It is the same as human beings. It is all over the world, and it is boring to see. I wrote so Many poses, what really makes readers scream and laugh is often the foreplay, after the event, and the verbal confrontation in the middle, as for the insertion and exit... Writing too much will cause a bad atmosphere, and doing too much will be boring.”

Maoqiu: "I think Mrs. Mei is right."

08997-Guardian

Mei Shuanli once again withdrew from the conversation with me, but the illusion of the head of Jiang was still clear.

The phantom of Sect Leader Jiang raised his hands, and made a movement to push away the dense fog, and then the thick fog seemed to really move to the two sides following his gesture, and the middle position where the phantom of Sect Leader Jiang and I were facing was revealed the sun.Then, the sunny area continued to expand, pushing away the dense fog until I was surrounded by warm sunlight and relaxed crowds.

It may be because the sun is too bright that I can't see the faces of these people clearly, but I subconsciously feel that they are all beauties.

A young man stopped suddenly as he passed me, faced me, and asked, "Are you alone?"

I turned my head to look at the phantom of Jiangmen who was standing next to me. The young man followed my gaze and said with a smile, "You also have a guardian? Is it the guardian of relatives or lovers? Mine are relatives, and he always urges me to find a partner quickly."

Me: "My guardian is more resigned in this respect and never forces me."

Young man: "My guardians only talk a lot, and they don't act compulsively. I heard that some guardians can directly invade the body of the guardian, live on behalf of the guardian, and make major choices."

Me: "Can you still be called a guardian?"

Young man: "Those guardians themselves think that they are 'for the best of the children', 'can't let the children go on the wrong path', and 'prevent the children from making choices that they will regret in the future'."

Me: "No one can take another person's life completely pleasing to the eye, even if that life has been completely controlled by oneself."

Young man: "Yes, I look at my own life, and there are things that don't go my way every day. If I can't make an appointment with you today, I will also feel that my day is not going well."

Me: "Can't meeting me by chance be considered a success?"

Young man: "If you don't get what you want, it's better not to ask for it."

Me: "It is a kind of torment to ask for nothing, but it is also a rare emotional fluctuation to ask for it with all your heart. If you have been in a state of no waves for a long time, and you can hardly find the meaning of your own existence, how much will you feel?" Then a 'begging' can be regarded as an extra desire for survival. Biology is more vivid in emotions."

08998-Follow the same cognitive system

Young man: "So are you willing to satisfy my quest today?"

Me: "Just chatting is fine, if you pursue more, then definitely not."

Young Man: "Why? Maybe when you get to know me better, you'll be hooked on me?"

Me: "If you don't pass the entrance examination of Yunxia Sect, then you and I have fundamental differences, and I can't invest too much affection in you; if you can pass the entrance examination of Yunxia Sect and become a disciple of Yunxia Sect, Especially if you become an inner disciple, then you are my cousin, and I prefer to maintain a refreshing relationship with relatives, rather than being greasy."

Xiao Sui: "A living being is either a Yunxia Sect disciple or not. There won't be a third possibility, right?"

Mao Qiu: "Pei Suilin, why don't you just learn to be good? Pei Lin categorically declared that he would not find a friend with sex, and then wondered whether he should find one. The two mentalities switched repeatedly, and you had to be happy and sad? You Can't you maintain a calm attitude?"

Xiao Sui: "I am willing to keep pace with the master. I am willing to praise the master every time. Even if he often perfunctory me, I will always love him like first love."

Mao Qiu looked at Pei Bing: "What good will licking the dog do?"

Pei Bing: "... Licking each other among our own people, no matter what, we are still our own people, right? I have never heard of a Lingbao who was cut off from its master because of being too flattering. Flattery may not be welcome, but it is definitely There is no unforgivable crime?"

Xiao Sui: "I'm not flattering, I'm just acting like a baby."

Pei Bing: "Yes, the flattery I'm talking about refers to myself."

Mei Shuanli People in this world may have their own unique settings, but even if there is no pre-introduction, I can roughly guess the content of the settings based on just a few words from them, and when I say it, it may not be within the scope of the settings For things like Yunxia Sect, the people here will understand what I mean and continue the conversation.Although they and I live in different worlds, it seems that we can follow the same cognitive system.This is probably to facilitate my rapid immersion in this world.

I said to the young man: "I can't see your face and figure clearly, and I can't see your guardian, but I can feel your enthusiasm for me and your smile, and I can also feel your guardian's love for me." My satisfaction, is this normal?"

Young man: "Of course it's normal. As much as you know my inside, you can see what proportion of my outside. Inside and outside are unified. As for the guardian... no matter how much you know about me, as long as you and I If you don't become a family regardless of each other, then you will never be able to see my guardian, at most you can only perceive a little emotion of my guardian as you do now."

Young man: "For example, I now feel that your guardian is not very satisfied with me. He seems to think that I am not worthy of you?"

08999-Negiate one by one

Head Jiang: "I really think so. I can give him 29 points at most. Of course, if Junior Brother Pei likes you very much, I can give him another [-] points. It's impossible for him to pass."

I also think he can't pass the exam, he is so frivolous, and he talked so many sentences without revealing any real information to me.

Pei Bing: "Why don't you just borrow the certificate from Zangshuge?"

Why can't I make an appointment with Cangshuge Ontology?And can only make an appointment for a ticket?

Pei Bing: "Because that borrowing card can lead to all library cabinets and information-related secret places?"

Is it a smuggling way, or an upright way?

Pei Bing: "If it's upright, do you really want to consider dating?"

It's not impossible...

Xiao Sui calmly sneered: "Dream. There are so many hostile sects and hostile secret realms, how can there be any ticket that can take all? The master is pretending that he can practice it, but set a non-existent object. Hypocrisy. I assert that the master My girlfriend is either Jiang Weixiao, or there is no one else, so as long as I cut off the possibility of Master and Jiang Weixiao, I don't have to worry about anything."

Mao Qiu: "Where's Min Lun?"

Xiao Sui: "Let's wait until Min Lun's cultivation is higher than the master's. He is so weak that if something happens, the master will protect him, so he will fail."

Min Lun is not that weak either.Although Min Lun's cultivation speed is slower, but he is determined, at least he will not take the comments of Internet trolls seriously.And if the online cursing turns into an offline fight, first of all, Min Lun will definitely not accept the invitation of the provocateur whose cultivation level obviously crushes him. Their protection is not just for show.

Xiao Sui looked at me coldly: "Praise whatever you want, anyway, I won't believe Min Lun's smoke bomb, so I'm just on guard against Jiang Weixiao."

Where is my dad?

Xiao Sui: "Elder Pei Ji finally didn't have to take care of you as a father and master, and finally he was able to completely abandon you. You let him be your Taoist companion and take care of you for the rest of your life? Or take care of you as your lover for several years? Or as a How many nights has your girlfriend been in charge of you? Does Elder Pei Ji look so self-abuse?"

...Actually, I really have nothing to do with Sect Leader Jiang.He is willing to clean up the mess for the elders of Yunxia Sect as the sect master, which is an inevitable requirement for the sect master, but how can he find himself an extra Taoist partner who he could not have and create more mess?His heart is all on Yunxiazong, unless I become Yunxiazong's body, head Jiang will definitely not spend more than an elder's thought on me.