Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08360-Power

Yao Guangzui: "I think your tone is very pessimistic when you say 'world line'."

Me: "Basically, as long as there is a sudden change in environmental conditions, it is difficult to be optimistic about the impact on human society, at least on contemporary people. Human beings and creatures have strong adaptability, but this strong performance requires Time, you can’t expect a group of people to watch movies in a comfortable air-conditioned room and verbally plan to lose weight today, and expect them to fight crocodiles in the rainforest tomorrow. If you can train for ten years, you can fight crocodiles.”

Me: "An energy that is too active may cause animals and plants to grow excessively, make cats grow into tigers, and dogtail grass grow to the height of two floors, and accelerated growth requires a lot of nutrition. Pet cats rely on regular cats The food will probably feel very hungry, and then they will attack and eat humans by relying on their large size. Of course, giants may also appear among humans. Some giants are kind in nature, but because they cannot control the power of their new bodies, they cause massive Destruction; and some giants like to bully the weak, so they trample around, watching with joy the little dwarves fleeing in panic compared to their huge ones."

Me: "No matter when such a society can return to calm, contemporary people will definitely experience some violent turmoil anyway. In the turmoil, among other things, can you ensure that you are fed and clothed? People don't just watch Fantastic stories can survive, but life still has to fall into practical issues such as basic necessities of life.”

Yao Guangzui: "So you have to exercise well, and you can run faster when you run into that kind of situation."

Me: "That's the truth. In any situation, a better body can always give you more power to resist."

Having said that, in fact, Yao Guangzui still didn't care too much.The education he has received throughout his life has always firmly told him that the world is materialistic and scientific, and fantasy stories can be read, but those are just stories, not life.For the current Yao Guangzui, the biggest motivation for exercising is not to save money for escape, but to spend more time with Mori Shenren.

The roommates have completely given up on exercising with Yao Guangzui, and they are still bitter about him: "If I am accompanied by a goddess, my motivation for exercising will not be small."

Yao Guangzui: "This is a basic exercise recipe approved by the male god. You really don't want to try it? Now I can teach you for free. In a few years, this recipe may become famous along with the male god. By then If you want to learn, you have to pay for classes."

08361-Continuously adding characters

Roommates: "To be honest, how much more advanced is your exercise recipe than the warm-up skills and radio gymnastics we learned in physical education class? Just search the Internet and there are many similar exercises."

There is really nothing special about the basics of physical training. Basically, as long as it is possible to form "physical exercise" into the world of courses, they are all similar. After all, the structure of the human body is similar, and the introductory movements cannot be deviated so that the public can find everything new.

The basics of sword training are the use of weapons, so it will look cooler if you practice it well. Unfortunately, the half-slow way of practicing swords looks more like an old man's morning exercise. Not only is it unattractive, it may also attract ridicule, so Yao Guangzui would at most try to pick up a branch when there are few people, and I’m sorry to really practice swords—especially if you want to buy a sword, apart from the plastic swords played by children, the easiest thing to buy is the kind of sword used by old people for morning exercises. In short, it is especially embarrassing for teenagers.

Mori Shenren was willing to join Yao Guangzui's exercise plan, mainly because he liked my correction of their improper posture, but Yao Guangzui did not tell others that he knew such a master as me. If the matter is known by too many people and too many people ask him, the lies he made up may be exposed. On the other hand, it is because he wants to have the same secret as Mori Shinba.

Sen Shenren: "Are you sure that Pei Lin really doesn't want you to tell others his contact information, instead of pretending to be reserved?"

Yao Guangzui: "Actually, I also think it might be an act of reserve, but after I told him your contact information and asked him to decide whether to add you as a friend, he still didn't add you as a friend. If you insist on me being an intermediary between the two of you, if you suddenly add him as a friend at this time, he might feel that he has lost the initiative and loses face, right?"

Sen Shenren: "Some elderly people will complain verbally when they receive this kind of initiative, but they are actually happy in their hearts."

Yao Guangzui: "But I'm not sure if Pei Lin is the type of duplicity."

Me: "Student Yao, I suggest in good conscience that you don't keep adding new characters to me. One day, if you can't handle it, you will have a big blow, you know?"

Yao Guangzui urged me: "So hurry up and find a way to use your mobile phone independently. You know that it is difficult for me to hide secrets in front of seniors. Now these words have made me feel very guilty towards seniors."

Yao Guangzui is getting more and more rude to me.Combined with the fact that he always set me up as an elderly person in front of Sen Shenren, shouldn't he regard me as a portable grandfather?

08362 - Requests for lovers

Before Yao Guangzui was about to collapse, I finally managed to move a pen, and that day I put that pen in my pocketbook.

Yao Guangzui was overjoyed, went to buy a new mobile phone, and then lent me his seldom-used mobile phone number to register a communication account.

Yao Guangzui: "Before you finish your fake identity, you use this number first. I will tell the senior directly that this is my number. I borrowed it from you. Because you want to be mysterious, so I plan to use this number first. Contact him in an indirect form."

Me: "Do you think this statement makes sense?"

Yao Guangzui: "I think it makes sense."

Me: "As long as Mori Shinken is a little skeptical, he will think that you are playing two roles."

Yao Guangzui: "Senior knows that I'm not capable of correcting my exercise skills. You should also know that I won't play tricks on him."

Yao Guangzui's expression of joy faded, and he said: "If he really misunderstood, it's not a bad thing. Distrust will make me sad, and then I will like him less, and I won't be like this if I come a few more times Like him."

Me: "Although it may not be a bad thing for you personally to say that you have retreated from fanatical unrequited love to general liking and then to disliking, but you have to put Mori Shinken's distrust of you this time into his subjective misunderstanding. It’s very wrong, because objectively you really lied to him, he just realized the facts with his normal IQ.”

Yao Guangzui: "My lover can sense that I have concealed some things from him, but he can't distrust me because of this. He should believe that my concealment is not out of malice."

Me: "Remind me again, you two are not lovers yet. Now you are pursuing him unilaterally, yet you still put such high demands on him?"

Yao Guangzui: "Actually, with the tight-lipped senior, I don't have to worry about it being known to everyone if I tell him about your existence."

Me: "You can tell him, I don't mind."

Yao Guangzui: "But I'm afraid of being treated as a patient by him. I still think you may be a fantasy produced by my mental problems."

Me: "Even if I let a pen disappear in front of you?"

Yao Guangzui: "Maybe I do have the superpower of the space system, and I gave that superpower to my other personality." While talking, Yao Guangzui looked into the distance with melancholy eyes.

I'm really afraid that one day I will be brainwashed by this kid to think that I am another personality of him.

Pei Kong: "Cultivator, are you embarrassed to lose the brainwashing ability of ordinary people?"

The peak period is the high outbreak period of the demon tribulation, what can't happen?

08363-inform

When Yao Guangzui was debating whether to go to the psychiatric department for an examination, Si Qinxian sent an invitation: "I know something about Sen Shenren, which is directly related to his refusal to accept your pursuit. You Want to chat with me?"

Yao Guangzui refused without hesitation: "Get out."

But the next message sent by Si Qinxian was: "Shenren Mori's father had a mental illness, and he killed his wife and mother. This kind of mental illness can be inherited. So Shenren Mori dare not accept you , the more he likes it, the less he dares to accept it, he is afraid that one day he will kill you with his own hands."

Yao Guangzui stared at the message for a while, then deleted the message and blocked Si Qinxian.He didn't confirm the authenticity of this message with me. He just sat quietly for a while, and then urged me: "Can you use your mobile phone? Can you contact the senior directly?"

I have already dragged the mobile phone Yao Guangzui bought me and the SIM card into Xiaosui, but the question is whether I can send messages. The mobile phone in the house cannot receive the communication signal of this world - if there is a signal, I can send a message to Mori Shinbaba's mobile phone without a mobile phone.

Yao Guangzui tried to call me, but got a reply of "not in the service area".

Yao Guangzui: "Come on, keep improving, it should be ready in two days."

Me: "It doesn't seem to be a big problem for me to bring things from the outside world into my space now, but it still doesn't work at all to get things from my space to the outside world. My spiritual power can only tremble when it reaches the outside world." Grabbing some small things, I can't control them precisely, that is, I still can't paint for you, copy teaching materials, there seems to be something between the spiritual power I use and the spiritual power that falls to the outside world."

Yao Guangzui: "So keep working hard."

Me: "Si Qinxian sent you the content. Si Qinxian had an argument with Mori Shenren a few days ago. Judging from Mori Shenren's expression at that time, what Si Qinxian said may be very close even if it is not the complete truth. At least it is very close to the facts that Mori Shinren knows. However, considering that Mori Shinren was less than ten years old at the time of the incident and lived in school, the facts that Mori Shinren thought may not be true."

Yao Guangzui: "It's agreed that I won't take the initiative to inform you."

Me: "Since you have already learned the most exciting point, let's analyze it a little bit, lest you lose your expression in front of Mori Shenren."

Yao Guangzui: "Isn't it a bit strange to live on campus in elementary school?"

Me: "Well."

Yao Guangzui: "Especially the distance between the elementary school and the senior's home is less than half an hour's walk."

Me: "It means that there may be some problems in Mori Shinba's family, and it also means that Mori Shinba was forced to learn to live independently before his parents died. However, it is also possible that this arrangement is only made because Mori Shinba's parents are busy with work. , away from home for a long time, and watched too much social news, so I didn’t trust the nanny, so I simply raised my son in a school that was not dangerous, although the conditions were certainly worse than at home.”

Yao Guangzui: "The senior's mother is a full-time housewife."

Me: "Look, no matter whether you avoid inquiring or not, when you care about a person very much, you will gradually learn a lot about him."