Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08356-Switch between serious and silly

Yao Guangzui: "Anyway, Pei Lin usually sends texts or voice messages, and doesn't use real-time messaging very often, so after you receive the message, you can read it if you want. Well, he just finished talking, mainly for his own enjoyment, and doesn't care about the audience's feedback. Please try not to reply directly to him 'you are too long-winded, don't post again'. Maybe he has no one to talk to in the three-dimensional , so let’s let it fly especially on the Internet, let’s understand the emptiness of middle-aged and elderly people.”

I thank you.Add friends in a few days?Are you going to open a trumpet to play me?

Mori Shenren smiled and agreed: "Okay, I will try my best to understand him."

In such a beautiful atmosphere, the time seemed a bit late, the key point was that Yao Guangzui's phone battery was about to run out, so the two said good night to each other and cut off the communication.Yao Guangzui's face still has unfinished meaning, endless aftertaste, and foolishness.

I spoiled the scenery: "Have you calculated how much data you spent this night? In order to make the presentation as clear as possible, your video was turned on in ultra-high-definition mode, and it has not been lowered since then. As I remember, your communication package data is Quota?"

Yao Guangzui was silent for a moment, and went to check the traffic, but because he pinched the battery to prolong the chat time with Sen Shenren as much as possible, so the phone turned off automatically due to insufficient battery as soon as he checked it.

Yao Guangzui put his mobile phone in his pocket as if nothing had happened, and walked towards his dormitory, saying to me: "It's not much, it's only less than four hours. Remember to remind me to change the package tomorrow. In fact, you can split the training later. It is divided into two pieces. Running, which must come to the playground, is too boring and has low technical content, so there is no need to show the seniors a video. Those movements that are more complicated do not require much room for movement. They can be done indoors, and there is a free The Internet is available. But the wireless network speed in the dormitory is not very good, or should I use a laptop to connect to the cable? Then I have to change the camera of my laptop, and now the effect is too bad.”

After calculating the serious matter, Yao Guangzui returned to the silly state: "I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to video with the senior for so long. When I was exercising, the senior kept looking at me. I can still see my figure, right? Although Not as good as the seniors, but still relatively well-proportioned, right? Can your basic training make your body more beautiful?"

I dealt with his silly state patiently: "What do you mean by beautiful? The kind of bodybuilder? Eight-pack abs? No. These trainings are to improve your overall physique, improve endurance, flexibility, explosive power, etc., and cannot shape your body." Muscle shape. Overly exaggerated muscles have nothing to do with strong combat effectiveness."

08357-As long as the spiritual power can go out

Yao Guangzui: "Too exaggerated muscles are not in line with my aesthetics. I just need no fat. The winter vacation is too relaxed, and I seem to have a small belly. Today's exercise is a bit heavy, and I seem to be a little hungry now."

Me: "There are two key points for a good figure: shut up and open your legs. Especially don't eat Hesai before going to bed. But if you are so hungry that you can't fall asleep, then eat a little in moderation. You can start losing weight tomorrow .”

Yao Guangzui: "Tomorrow will be tomorrow, what will tomorrow be... No, I don't want to lose weight, my weight is very suitable, I just need to train my muscles to be firmer, can the training you teach me do this? "

Me: "What do you think?"

Yao Guangzui: "I think it can. When I exercise these days, I feel that several places that are prone to gain fat have been moved. As long as I persist, it should be effective."

Me: "Congratulations, you already have a physical understanding of these basic trainings. Your judgment is correct, monks are all well-proportioned, and the effect of introductory training is supported by a huge amount of example data. When I have the ability to paint outside I'll show you my figure while I'm at it—with clothes on, of course."

Yao Guangzui: "Don't keep telling me how beautiful you are, how good your body is, and how wonderful your voice is. I am devoted to my senior. Until I stop thinking about my senior, I will not be to other people. Tempted. I am a very moral person."

Me: "I really hope that your integrity is so strong that you can become enlightened. I don't necessarily like the firm direction of a firm person, but I am willing to express my appreciation for his firmness. On the contrary, if it is a person who is not firm, even if he is not firm. The consequences are in my favor, and I don't like him."

Me: "But the point I want to say is that I can already use a lot of mirrors, airflow, energy, etc. around you to obtain countless information. But why can I get information more and more smoothly on the one hand, but can’t even move a pen on the other? These two phenomena are very contradictory.”

Yao Guangzui: "If I want to open a communication account for you, can you do anything about the real-name authentication? I can't open another account with my own identity. In case the senior investigates this matter on a whim, after the exposure It lowers trust too much."

Me: "Actually, we are talking about the same thing. As long as my spiritual power can go out, I can create a false identity for myself."

08358 - identity problem

Yao Guangzui: "Is your spiritual power also useful in the network system of the mortal world?"

Me: "I have built my own network with my spiritual power. I am familiar with all kinds of information. But I can't do anything if my spiritual power can't get out, and I can't guide you to hack into the official system, because removing the spiritual power I don't understand the pure hacking technology after that."

Yao Guangzui: "Don't just try to hack into the official system. Let's abide by the law. At worst, I'll ask my grandfather to borrow his identity as a poker player. I used the identity of those old men to register for the game account to collect materials."

Me: "It's shameful to steal the identity information of the elderly because of their insensitivity to the information society. I still think it's kinder to directly invade the official system and create a fake identity. It's just me, the counterfeiter, who gets caught that way, and I won't be implicated. To an innocent, gullible old man."

Me: "This is not to say that it doesn't matter if you don't consciously use your identity as an old man to do bad things, but that you used his identity, and he and his old friends found nothing wrong. Identity information, they may also hastily think that 'it was fine last time, it must be fine this time', and then give their identity information and even passwords to the bad guys. What you are passing is a very bad psychological hint."

Yao Guangzui: "Oh, well, then you can solve your identity problem yourself. Anyway, I hope that you can talk directly with the senior in the near future, and completely dispel the misunderstanding that I may have an affair with you in front of the senior."

Me: "If you have feelings and care in your heart, you can talk about misunderstanding and jealousy. Are you sure Mori Shinken has this basis for misunderstanding you?"

Yao Guangzui: "What if there is one in the future? We must kill bad things in the cradle. It will pave the way for a possible relationship between me and my senior - whether there is a chance to go on after paving the way is another matter .”

Yao Guangzui: "Don't change the subject, you have to remember to hurry up and get your identity. I can sponsor you with a mobile phone, but it's best not to keep your mobile phone next to me, because it's easy to get caught if you're not careful."

Me: "It's still the same sentence, as long as I can get out of my spiritual power, I can say anything. If you can't get out, it's useless to urge me."

Yao Guangzui: "By the way, the appearance of the energy that may affect the world has something to do with you? Since that Yaoli seems to have a very obvious reaction to that energy, could it be that Yaoli is the fuse that makes that energy emerge? ? When Yaoli brought you to our world, he broke some kind of seal and released ancient energy?"

Me: "Judging by my knowledge system, it is impossible. If a monotonous energy wants to affect the whole world, the bottom line should be the Huashen level, and I only have the Jindan level, which is two levels lower than the Huashen level. Although the Yaoli makes me unable to figure it out for the time being, I killed the raw materials to construct the Yaoli one by one, and I watched the Yaoli take shape with my own eyes. It’s still one level lower than Huashen.”

08359 - No ability to that degree

Me: "Neither Yaoli nor I have the ability to arouse the energy of transforming gods. Don't believe some silly stories about an ignorant and weak child who accidentally broke a seal and released a monster that can destroy the world." Youkai. Unless the seal is already in a state where it will self-destruct if you don’t touch it, it’s impossible for a child with no ability to destroy the seal that can imprison powerful youkai.”

Tao Yaoji: "Then what if the child has the key to unlock the seal? It's not violent destruction, but skill to unseal?"

Me: "A monster that can and will destroy the world as soon as it is released, what do you do with a key that a child can use? Is it afraid that the monster will not come out? Usually this kind of imprisonment does not leave an external key, but It is to directly set the internal unsealing mechanism, for example, when the ferocity of the monster is reduced to a certain level, or after the monster dies, the seal will be automatically released. If you must keep the external key, then this key should also be a seal."

Me: "For example, a strong man puts a lock on the monster seal with his own life. As long as the strong man does not die, the lock will remain strong; if the strong man enters death normally and predictably, death will release the seal of life." At the same time, a death seal is added; if someone calculates the death of the strong, so that the strong dies too abruptly, and it is too late to activate the death seal, in this case, the death of the strong may indeed become the key to open a heavy lock, but It's clearly not something a child can do by accident."

Me: "If it is necessary to say that the new energy emerging in this world is related to Yaoli or me, then I tend to say that when Yaoli was forming, he searched countless secret realms and found this one where abnormal energy just appeared. Then in order to absorb this kind of energy, it brought me here."

Me: "The energy or signs of energy appear first, and then Yaoli visits. Yaoli is here to eat and grab energy."

Yao Guangzui: "If this energy is of great benefit to this world and the creatures living in this world, then Yaoli is a robber; if this energy is of great harm to us, then Yaoli is a hero who helped us bear part of the pressure ? How much energy did Yaoli absorb?"

Me: "As of now, the ratio of absorbed energy to total energy... I don't know if there is one in a billion. It feels like sucking a few drops with a dropper every day in a sea."

Yao Guangzui: "So... don't worry about it?"

Me: "I promise, Yaoli and I can only be regarded as bystanders at best, we can't affect the course of this world, we are far from the ability to change the world line."