Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06852-abduction

Blob: "Why are you humans in this space? If you're not pets, what are you?"

Xiao Sui: "I am the master's favorite wife."

Pei Bing: "I exchange the right to live here in exchange for defense."

Pei Jianzhuo: "I trade it for external attacks, that is, to protect this place."

Pei Kong: "I am a test subject."

Blob: "Are pets living here the same as useful people living here?"

Xiao Sui: "Of course not. I have the right to manage, you can only be managed."

Blob: "What do you manage?"

Maoqiu: "It doesn't matter. If you want to eat, you can find a tree that bears fruit, and you can basically eat it. Maybe you used to think that vegetarians are not tasty, but these fruits with spiritual power will definitely not make you feel bad. .Especially a fruit that looks like this." Fuqiu pushed a transparent fruit to Spot.

Maoqiu: "The flesh of this fruit is delicious, but the core is not tasty, so I have to spit it out."

Spot eats the pulp, then looks for more jackfruit.

Mao Qiu introduced: "You can find some plants and pull the leaves and branches, and you can shake off some transparent fruits. These things can be placed everywhere. Or if you are with Pei Bing, he eats it every day and hardly even cares about talking. It says where you see him take food and stuff it in his mouth, you can take food in the same place."

Maoqiu: "The appearance of the food here may be quite different from that of the outside world, but the general principle is that you can eat whatever you want. The poisonous things are collected, you can't touch them, and you can put them in your mouth Lise. Swallow it if it tastes good, and spit it out if it tastes bad."

Furball: "In the outside world, there are some things that humans can eat, and cats will get sick or even die if they eat them, but that kind of problem doesn't exist here. Even if you really eat something wrong, I can cure you."

Spotted: "Will you neuter me?"

Maoqiu: "Xiao Ke and I have not been sterilized, but because of our cultivation and body mutation, we don't have an estrus period. We don't feel uncomfortable if we don't mate all the time. Even if we mate, we probably won't have offspring."

06853-Translation system

Spot didn't seem to understand, it just asked: "You don't know how to castrate me, do you?"

Me: "No. But now, including you in this space, there are all male cats, and the other two are not interested in mating, so even if you are fully functioning, you will not be able to find a partner."

Me: "Oh, also, although you are not forbidden to be in heat, if you howl or do other things to harass other creatures because of heat, you will be thrown out. One of the basic principles of living in this space It must not disturb other creatures."

Hairball: "We can help you adjust the hormones in your body when you are in estrus, that is, let you return to a peaceful state in the non-estrous period. Let whether or not to mate and when to mate become your rational choices instead of having to Don't do it."

Spot: "Why do rational choices choose to mate? I don't want to have offspring. If I do, I won't raise them."

Fuqiu: "For comfort?"

Speckle: "It's comfortable to eat."

Fuqiu: "Xiao Ke and I think the same way."

Blob: "Would you like to have more cats in this space?"

Xiao Sui: "I don't really like groups of cats."

Pei Jianzhuo: "I like to see a lot of hairballs running around."

Speckle: "Not many, maybe seven or eight in total."

Everyone looked at Xiao Sui.

Xiao Sui reluctantly replied: "That's fine...but they must obey the rules when they come."

Spot: "As long as it feeds us, as long as it doesn't hurt us, we can obey the rules and do things for you. Many humans go to places that are eye-catching, but we cats will not attract attention at all."

Xiao Sui: "The rats will not attract attention."

Spotted: "But rats don't communicate well..."

After saying this, Spot finally came to his senses: "Why can we understand each other when I communicate with you, except for very professional and academic topics? Except for Pei Ao and Xiao Ke, you are not cats... or Your body is a cat? Are you a cat demon?"

Me: "You really know a lot. But there are no cat demons here. We can understand each other's words because a seamless translation system between cat language and human language has been established in this space, and this system has also penetrated into me and this place. The bodies of all long-term members of the space."

Me: "So when you are moving in this space, or listening to me outside the space, there is no language barrier."

Me: "The establishment of this translation system is based on Pei Ao's in-depth understanding of the two languages. When we communicate, what you hear and speak is cat language, while what we hear and speak is human language."

06854 - You must love yourself first

Spot: "What language are Pei Ao and Xiao Ke speaking?"

Maoqiu: "Although I have accepted the eggshell inheritance of cat language, since I broke my shell, I have been in contact with humans far more than I have been in contact with cats, so I am more familiar with human language. And the expression range of human language is wider. Broad and fine, cat language is relatively rough, I am still more accustomed to using human language. But when facing cats, I can use cat language, mainly because it is convenient for me to synchronize with the cat's thinking when speaking, and it is easier to use human language Thinking too human."

Xiao Ke: "I am also more accustomed to using human language. Although the human language I am most accustomed to is not the one in the main world, I have gradually adapted to it now, and my mother tongue has also been included in the translation system of this space. "

Pei Jianzhuo: "The plants in this space, including those whose fruits you have eaten, can actually speak, and their words are also in the translation system. But their volume is very subtle, and you have to listen carefully to hear them."

Spot: "...Oh." It walked towards the dense vegetation, but turned a corner halfway, and walked to the pile of cat food bought because of it, and asked:

"Since Pei Ao and Xiao Ke don't like to eat these, can these belong to me and the other cats that you agreed to bring in? Pei Ao and Xiao Ke will pick the toys first."

Fuqiu: "If you like, these are all yours. Everything in this pile, including toys, belongs to you. But this pile of things is really not as good as the original one in this space."

Speckle: "But we have been coveting these things for a long time. In the past, we could only watch pet cats eat and use them from a distance. Occasionally, when we caught some, we ate them tremblingly, worrying that half of them would be snatched away or beaten. "

Spotted: "Oh, don't feel sorry for us. Those pet cats can enjoy a lot, but when their owners don't like them anymore, they lose it all, and because they don't understand why they are gone, they have been dying since birth." Those who enjoy it, the mentality collapses, and then they die."

Spot: "Too dependent on humans, lost the ability to live independently. I don't want to become that. So, even if you raise me, I will not be your pet, I will always be ready for you to throw me away , will not love you deeply."

Me: "It's right to protect yourself. Before loving other things, you must love yourself first, and nothing else should be put before yourself. You have yourself first, and then you have the whole world you come into contact with. When you don't have yourself After that, the world as far as you are concerned disappears. You are the foundation of your world."

Blob: "...Is your translator not perfect?"

Fuqiu: "That's why I say cat language is very rough. If you want to fully understand human beings, you have to learn human language. Not the simple words you have learned, but a complete language system. You can learn even academic works. To the extent that I can understand."

06855 - Continuous optimization

Spot: "Even many humans can't understand human academic works, right? When I walked into the school, I saw many humans holding books and saying that they didn't understand this or that."

Maoqiu: "Because human language is a subject that even humans need to learn continuously. The human language mastered by children of a few years old and the human language mastered by adults in their decades are almost like two systems. Because the human language is so complicated, That’s why human languages ​​can express a lot of complex content.”

Mottled Pa pulled a bag of cat snacks, and said by the way: "I don't want to learn how complicated it is. I don't have time. A cat of my breed can live a long life if it reaches ten years old. Wild cats live shorter lives, and I'm almost done this year." I'm five years old, and I'm probably going to die in two or three years, and I don't have enough time left to learn too complicated things. I just need to pay attention to eating."

Maoqiu: "In an environment with abundant aura, minor illnesses and injuries on the body can be easily healed, so the life expectancy will definitely be significantly longer than the average. If you learn some exercises to strengthen your body, you can live to the age of 30 or [-] and not lose weight." Not difficult."

Spotted's eyes widened.

Maoqiu: "Really. Just look at mortals. Ordinary mortals can live an average of a hundred years, but those who pay attention to self-cultivation can live to one hundred and fifty-six. If they live near the sect of cultivation, often contact with spiritual energy, and Follow the monks to learn some introductory training skills, and there are some who live to be two hundred years old. These are examples of news reports."

Me: "Every sect of cultivation distributes its own entry-level exercises all over the world. In addition to selecting disciples, another reason is to allow as many ordinary people as possible to have the opportunity to practice according to the entry-level exercises. It is not necessary to develop spiritual power. But it can strengthen the body, broaden the mind, and promote mutual understanding between the two worlds."

Me: "As long as mortals improve their physical fitness and average life expectancy through learning cultivation techniques, then the mortal world will be more friendly to the cultivation world, more willing to cooperate with the cultivation sect, and more willing to cooperate with some parts of the cultivation sect."

Me: "In addition, there was such a case: a mortal who was tested to have no spiritual roots entered the Qi training period after long-term training according to a certain sect's introductory exercises. After that, there were spiritual root test techniques, introductory exercises, etc. The great improvement of the cultivation method, followed by the improvement of more advanced exercises based on the entry-level exercises. It is not only the school that has been improved, but almost all the exercises in the entire cultivation world. It has made more monks in the cultivation world, and more monks You can cultivate to a higher cultivation base."

Me: "Things are constantly developing and changing. The once impossible may become possible in the future, and the once limit data may be easily broken in the future. Groups and individuals can be continuously optimized. As long as they don't stop, there is nothing end."

The speck gnawed through the snack bag.