Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06848-moving goods

Pei Jianzhuo: "Did he pay you an extra can after you came out?"

Speckle: "Yes. So you want to steal something too? Both the advance payment and the final payment must be paid."

Me: "Can you take us to the place where you stole things first?" Although there are records in the spotted memory jade slips, the images are too distorted and incomplete. not far.

Spot: "Shouldn't the stolen things be concealed? Wouldn't I betray the monk who hired me to steal things by taking you to the crime scene? I can't be sorry for the can."

Me: "Is that canned food delicious? Is it better than dried fish?"

Speckle: "I've only eaten that kind of canned food once, and it's been a long time since now, so I can't really compare the taste."

This is what it means to eat again.

Me: "Wait a minute."

I found the official website of the canned food on the mortal world network, found out the addresses of all stores that sell this canned food at night in cooperation with the official, and confirmed the current remaining quantity of the canned food in each store, and then found a place that is a distance away from Yunxia Sect. Then ask the on-duty disciples of the office to put down other things in hand and go to that store immediately to buy half of this canned food and all cat food and cat products in the store—if the existing quantity If there is only one left, don’t buy it——then use the office’s teleportation array to send it to Yunxiazong’s receiving and dispatching office, and finally the receiving and dispatching office will send it to me.

Instead of sending it directly to me, the sending and receiving office is used as an intermediary because after being split into two transfers, both transfers are stable channels with a fixed starting point and end point, and the transfer consumption is lower. The key is that items will not be lost or distorted in the middle .

The whole process took ten minutes in total.Time is mostly spent collecting scraps and shipping things out the door.The payment is deducted at the moment of leaving the store. The machine scanning in the store cannot penetrate the storage bag, so the things must be moved out of the door before they can be put into the storage bag.The labor cost plus the delivery fee is much higher than the cost of buying everything.Especially the labor cost, asking for help in the middle of the night, even the monks can't live very day and night, but the overtime pay must be paid in place.

I piled up all the cat's things for food at a distance from the spot, then gave the fur ball and the small shell a can of the canned food that the spot thought about, and then put a can in front of the spot.

Speckle saw that the fur ball and the small shell easily opened the can with its paws, but it only left a faint mark on the can after gnawing and scratching for half a minute, so it meowed obediently:

"Shall I take you to that place now?"

The previous monk who asked Spot for help probably didn't expect the cat to keep it a secret, did he?

06849-Transaction

I followed Spot two blocks to an old building.

Spot: "It's the one on the third floor, the one with the hole in the window."

Me: "There should be people living in most of the houses in this building, right? Is there no one in that house?"

Spot: "When I went to steal things, no one was there. It is said that there was a murder in that house, and the whole family died. After that, no one wanted to buy it, and the neighboring houses moved out one after another. Now Those who live in this building either don’t believe that the dead can harm the living, or they want to take advantage of it.”

Me: "Then why did the monk let you steal instead of going in by himself?"

Spot: "I don't know, and I didn't ask. He is different from you. He can't understand what I say, and I can't understand a lot of what he said. He and I can only understand a little bit of mutual understanding. For example, he understands whether I agree or disagree."

Fuqiu: "You don't need to be very cautious when taking things from that empty house? Even if you made a noise when you moved things, people who heard it would probably think that the room was haunted. If the noise happened at night, most likely no one would dare to open it. Go into the house to find out the situation, and wait until the next day to look at it, you have already run away."

Spot licks its paws, and seems to feel fresh about its clean fur while licking.

Pei Kong: "Properly selling miserably and exaggerating one's own efforts will help to get more benefits."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Fellow Daoist Kong, do you have a deep understanding of this?"

Pei Kong: "I belong to the true misery."

I opened the can for Spot, and then took out a mortal world mini camera: "Can you still eat it? Eat it if you can eat it, and move around if you can't eat it. Take this camera and go through the house, especially the one you put on before. The location of the thing you stole must be carefully photographed with the camera."

Already ate small dried fish and licked two mouthfuls of the canned food, but still had no strength left, and said, "I licked it, will you keep this can for me?"

Me: "Yes. I will leave it to you if I don't lick it."

Spot: "You strap that camera to me. I don't know how to use it. You adjust the position and make it work stably. I just drill every place. The last time I went in, most of the doors inside were It’s open. Apart from the room where the stolen item is kept, do you really need to look at other rooms?”

Me: "Yes. When you went in last time, did the monk use tools or other means to talk to you in real time?"

Blob: "No. He didn't tell me to bring a camera in either. Just told me to get the shiniest thing in the room out."

06850-scared

I glued the camera to the top of Spot's head, and then attached a miniature horn to the inside of Spot's ear: "Be patient, I'll take these two things off after I get out, and I won't hurt a single hair of yours when I take it off. Will pay you for the cans as patience."

Blob: "Two things, two cans."

I'm OK."

Me: "After you enter the house, check for a while not far from the broken window. If you don't hear us talking to you through the loudspeaker at all during the check, you should come out and come back here."

Spot didn't ask why, but happily rushed up to the third floor and entered the problematic room.When it climbed the stairs, the picture from the camera was normal, but when it got into the broken window, the picture shook for a while, and then the picture seemed to return to normal.

I tried to compare the two time-close pictures before and after the shaking, trying to find the difference, and at the same time, the hairball meowed at the speaker: "Can you hear it?"

Spot meowed softly: "Yes. I don't need to go down now, do I?"

Fuqiu: "No need. Just check all the rooms. If you feel dangerous or scared, come down, or scream. If you scream, we will go up to rescue you."

Spot's voice was softer: "I'm the boss in this area, so I won't be easily scared."

Your current voice is clearly in a state of fright.

Since the spots are about to speak in a breathy voice, we can't keep asking. We may talk about its specific feelings after it comes out. For now, let's just watch the pictures from the camera quietly:

Apart from being very old and dusty, it didn't seem to be anything special.

Spot lingers a little longer next to a chair with a broken leg, telling us in a low voice, "That's where it used to be."

After finishing speaking, it seemed to feel something suddenly. It raised its head and looked around for a while, then ran back to the room with the broken window in a panic, then rushed out, rushed back to the ground, and was still in shock when it stopped in front of us. look like.

The hairball brought it back to the little suit, and the little suit cleaned it, and put the canned food it had licked twice in front of the clean one.

Speckle buried himself in his food.At the beginning, I was a little distracted by the shock, but after three bites, I was able to concentrate on eating.After eating more than half of the can, it should have been full - the small dried fish hadn't been digested yet - but it still refused to stop and continued to stuff it into its stomach until it abruptly finished the can.

06851-let go and eat

Pei Kong: "...Just watch it eat to the extent that it hurts your body?"

Maoqiu: "It's okay, I have paid attention to helping it digest faster, so its current internal injury will heal in a few days, and there will be no sequelae."

Xiao Ke: "For cats who have experienced starvation, it is also a kind of happiness to be able to eat until they are full, and to be injured by eating full. Let it enjoy this kind of happiness first, and then teach it not to hurt itself. Eat until you are satisfied.”

Xiao Sui: "In the future? Should we raise it?"

Spot looked up at Xiao Sui: "I'm not a pet for people."

Then he looked at Fuqiu defensively: "What do you mean by speeding up my digestion?"

Maoqiu: "I am a spirit beast of the golden core stage. A creature of my level can eat mortal-level food unlimitedly. That is to say, I can eat tens of thousands of such canned food at a time. It depends on the ability to digest quickly. I What I eat in my stomach may have been converted into energy to strengthen my body before it reaches the stomach, so I won’t overeat.”

Spot: "Empty stomach all the time? Doesn't that mean never full? Always hungry?"

Fuqiu: "No. The stomach is full of energy, so the feeling of fullness is always there, and you won't feel hungry if you don't eat for a long time."

Blob clearly couldn't understand the feeling at all.

Fuqiu: "Do you think this space is better or worse than your current territory?"

Spotted stared at the pile of cat food and cat supplies, and said, "Almost. How much I can eat depends on the face of the human being."

Fuqiu: "No, you can just look at my face."

Blob: "I bought this pile after I said canned, you didn't have it."

The furball let the speckle follow it, walked to the bottom of a short tree, and then climbed up the tree with the speckle, picked up a fruit and ate it, and said to the speckle, "you should try it too."

Spot sniffed the fruit, ate one suspiciously, and then happily ate ten.

Maoqiu: "Save some stomach space, there are a lot of delicious things here. I am not interested in cat food in the mortal world, so I don't have that kind of stuff, but in fact, the whole space is mine I can eat everything in the hunting ground."

Fuqiu: "Maybe you prefer meat? Come with me, I have a pond of fish."

Not long ago, there was a new addition of live fish specially used as rations in the small sui space. I bought it from the cafeteria. Yushoufeng also warmly invited me to buy it from Yushoufeng next time.However, these fish are more often played with than eaten in the mini-sui. After all, they have to be cooked before eating. It is not as convenient as eating dried fish.

After eating a live fish, Spot completely succumbs to the furball's black fur and says that he is willing to be furball's younger brother.

Fuqiu: "You don't have any burden to keep one more here, but what can you do for this place? Since you don't want to be a pet, you should come up with something that can be exchanged for benefits?"

Blob: "Can I just think here for a few days?"

Maoqiu: "Okay. I'll give you a week to think about it first."

Pei Kong: "Another one can't get out once it comes."