Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06200 - offense

Dou Chef: "I'm going to cook something delicious for Xiao Ke, maybe it will be willing to cooperate."

This week: "With only the bean and no idea what it tastes like?"

Feng Ying: "Can you cook with Xiao Ke and cook according to Xiao Ke's reaction?"

This week: "Good luck."

Then Dou Chef invited me to the side of the pot, and continued to invite me graciously: "Come closer, the closer you are to the pot, the more accurate you can feel the delicious details."

This week: "Is it better to jump in the pot? You think it's stupid? It might have a higher IQ than your bean brain."

I asked Pei Kong: "Do you feel that the tone of your speech this week is a bit like yours? Assuming this is a man-made secret realm, then I suspect that this week was made by Da Neng based on you. When you were released to the outside world for everyone to study, Da Neng must have recorded your data. In contrast, the data of the little follower Pei Bing that can be obtained by the outside world is very limited, and it is not easy to imitate. And the data of the fur ball may be used on my cat body."

Pei Kong: "If it is really imitated by me, then this week's navigator status should have a specific meaning."

You led me to find a way in the ignorance of the essence of life?

And when I don't need to study life, you are just a rant, which is also in line with this week's performance on land.

Pei Kong: "What if they are not man-made? What if they are normal creatures this week, and this is a normal secret realm? Are you being rude to deliberately leaning them in the direction of man-made things?"

Many hypotheses inevitably arise in the course of studying life.Putting it in another way, I don't think I'm offended if someone studies me as an artifact.

Pei Kong: "Some people will find it offensive."

I can't please everyone. At most, I can do to others what I don't want to be done to others. Under certain circumstances, I may still do to others what I don't want to be done to others.In short, I put myself first, and the mood of others cannot override my mood and needs.

I raised my paws and scooped them up in the steaming pot. When I left the pot, my paws were clean without any oil stains.

Ah Bu screamed, grabbed Mengmeng and shook: "Is the optical brain on its claw broken? Is it broken?"

Mengmeng struggled to open her eyes, but she didn't respond for a long time, maybe she didn't receive the meaning of Ah Bu's words at all.

06201 - Odds of Encounter

Fengying: "It's not broken, don't worry, if it breaks, the small shell won't stick its left front paw into the pot, it will replace it with its right front paw."

This week: "Not necessarily. Maybe it doesn't want the optical brain anymore? The optical brain was given to it by its former partner, and the transformation was also done by its former partner. There may be hidden hands in it. Out of caution, we are retreating It is normal to destroy the implicated things after the regiment."

Feng Ying: "Then Xiao Ke will not refuse to bury the optical brain to Ah."

This week: "Maybe refusing not to give the brain, but refusing to give anything. It doesn't trust us yet."

Bean Chef: "The distance between you and Xiaohu is less than five meters."

This week: "When the cat approaches me actively, my psychological safety distance is five meters, but if I approach the cat actively, then the distance can be shortened depending on the situation."

Dou Chef: "Pretentious. If you dare to answer back, you will be charged with dinner."

This week: "..."

The way he was bullied this week also looked like Pei Kong.Hey, wait, outsiders have never seen Pei Kong being bullied by Xiao Sui.

Pei Kong: "That's why you think too much. The part similar to me this week is a pure coincidence. There are so many similar people. If you filter around the world, no matter how many traits you list, you will be satisfied. At least hundreds of them."

But there are not many cases where two similar people meet under the condition of no external force.Let alone hundreds, even tens of thousands, distributed among tens of billions of people around the world, what is the chance of a natural encounter?

Pei Bing: "So this secret realm may still be a natural secret realm, and this week may also be a normal creature. These two are pure coincidences, but it's not a coincidence that you came here."

Pei Kong: "But, is it a coincidence, is there a difference?"

Keep your curiosity about the world and activate your brain to avoid dementia.

Pei Kong: "Stupid beauty, do you have some misunderstanding about your own image?"

So as not to stay any longer.

06202-beans

Dou Chef's cooking skills... I can't figure out why he has the confidence to convince me with food. Basically, it's the level of a night market appetizer. What you eat is the atmosphere, not the taste.

But there's not even an atmosphere here.

The people in the boat and me, the cat, sat around a few plates of fried beans and boiled beans, silently.

The bean chef knocked on the table with the handle of his spoon: "You should thank me for making you full."

Feng Ying: "Yes, we are very grateful."

This week: "Thank you beyond words."

Zhong Ke continued to give me a complete introduction to the character: "The bean chef has the ability to accelerate the growth of bean plants, but at the same time, the mutated energy will also enter the plants. In addition to beans, other things such as leaves, stems, roots, etc., They are either unpalatable or poisonous, so the only edible beans grown by bean chefs."

Red beans, mung beans, soybeans, black beans... In fact, there are many types, tofu, soy milk, bean cakes... There are also many ways to eat. Of course, if there are only beans, no other side dishes, and even lack of seasoning, it is a bit bleak, and the nutrition cannot keep up. ?

Dou Chef: "Look, the cats have been eaten, what's your dissatisfaction?"

In order to have a more objective understanding of the cooking skills of the bean chef, I ate one or two of each type of bean.

This week: "It was trying to taste, and after being hit repeatedly, it gave up looking forward. But it didn't run away, maybe it was willing to endure. As long as it can bear this, it is estimated that it will be able to stay in the group for a long time .”

Bean Chef: "What's so bad about beans? You never get tired of eating them."

Mengmeng: "I want to eat meat."

Feng Ying: "You can't just rob the residents of this planet."

This week: "Let's see if Mu Xi can bring us some excellent information when he comes back. There seems to be a little change in City A."

Feng Ying: "You said the one who offered a reward for a pet cat?"

This week: "If he really loves his daughter so much, he wouldn't just wait and see now."

Bell Shell said to me: "Have you noticed? We have built an internal communication group of the Broken Shell Group with optical brains. Everyone will share new discoveries in the group so that others will not miss it. For example, we are now in front of you. Your face-to-face exchanged the attitude towards you."

Bell Shell: "You can use your hair to input quietly, and we can use mental power to input."

It turns out that the form of power fluctuation is the input of mental power. I sensed the six people, but not the bell shell.The other six people are always surrounded by a layer of energy, which is similar to spiritual power, but the control precision is much lower, but I didn't find this feeling on the bell shell, which means that either the bell shell's mental power is too weak to be released, or... …

His mental strength level is higher than mine.

S grade?

Bell Shell: "Join the group?"

I do not respond.

06203-Can't beat

Feng Ying: "Team leader, your training today is not over yet."

This week: "It didn't start at all. I just took a starting position and slipped out using the cat as an excuse. I'm afraid the cat came back to divert our attention, so that he can completely get through today's training load. Anyway, he With that physique, you can only complete one day's worth in a day, and you can't make up for the previous day."

Feng Ying: "Hey, leader, you have an F-level physique. You can take care of yourself. If the flight is slightly bumpy, you will be unconscious. No matter how much you can plan, it will be useless? You fainted in an emergency. How can you lead us to win the battle?"

Bell Shell: "Try to avoid getting into crisis situations. Through long-term calculations, we can always live comfortably."

This week: "So easy that everyone thought we hadn't opened since we started."

Bell Shell: "Only those who keep a low profile can live longer."

Feng Ying: "Are you going into the training room by yourself, or am I catching you in? You can't even beat a cat, how do you keep it?"

Bell Shell: "According to my limited knowledge, there are many people who raise beasts but cannot defeat them, right?"

This week: "That's the addition of additional control methods, such as electric shock circles. Are you going to add a bunch of small shells? It may not let you add it obediently, and you can't beat it, and it is impossible to force it to add it. I think Mengmeng will not bully Xiaoke for you. Mengmeng already regards Xiaoke as an existence on the same level as her, and will give Xiaoke full respect."

Zhong Ke looked at me: "Xiao Ke, let's have a discussion, as long as I don't do anything that endangers you, you won't hit me, okay?"

This week: "Cat, remind you, our leader is very good at deceiving people secretly. Just because you didn't realize that he threatened you doesn't mean he really didn't."

Zhong Ke: "Okay, let me correct the statement: Xiao Ke, as long as you don't think I'm threatening you, can you not hit me? What I mean is, don't hit me just for fun or because you look at me as a bully, If you hit me, it must be because of necessity, okay?"

How is 'necessary' defined?Based on 'I think'?What if I feel the need to sharpen my claws with you?

I nod to the bell case.

Bell Shell: "At this stage, besides nodding and shaking your head, don't you plan to communicate with us more?"

I nodded.

Zhong Ke: "Is Dou Chef's cooking skills very average?"

I thought that I don't need to rely on the bean chef to feed and heal my wounds, so I continued to nod.

Zhong Ke: "Can you beat Mengmeng?"

I'm not sure, I'm still not very familiar with the power layering and usage methods here, just based on Mengmeng's obvious main temptation attack in the previous ten or so rounds, I can't judge her strength compared to mine.The only thing that is certain is that Mengmeng's combat power is at the same level as mine, so more detailed data is needed for judgment.If it's a comparison between me and Scarface Cat, I don't need any tricks, I'm sure I win.

So I didn't shake my head or nod.

Mengmeng: "I'm not sure either, I'll only know if I call it seriously."

Feng Ying: "Then we should really leave the small shell behind. Before our team had only had Mengmeng as the main fighter, and we couldn't stand the slightest bit of trouble. Especially our team leader was particularly lagging behind in this regard."

Zhong Ke: "My vision is really good. Although everyone knows that Xiao Ke has good physical fitness when he runs around outside, but who would have thought that he could compete with Meng Meng?"

This week: "Why does your expression look more regretful?"

Dou Chef: "Because what he wants is pets, not combat power. He doesn't even dare to hug this kind of combat power."

This week: "It's as if he can beat ordinary cats. How many animals with F-level physique can be found in the entire gray mist star belt? Shouldn't that thing die in the womb?"