Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06196 - brain is broken

Xiao Sui: "If you enter a den of thieves, you may not be able to escape."

Pei Kong: "If you destroy it, you can escape. It just depends on whether someone is willing to destroy it."

Xiao Sui glanced at Pei Kong approvingly.

Mao Qiu said to Pei Kong: "Congratulations, you have finally caught up with the rhythm of pampering Pei Suilin."

I've always been better at running away than destroying things.

Pei Kong: "Before you said this, have you recalled the Yanggu Pool and Wenrou Township?"

Xiao Sui clapped his hands.

What good is it to you to firmly push me in the direction of my life?

Pei Kong: "It's no good. As far as I am concerned, I don't have the function of breaking my virginity, so I secretly hope that you will accompany me to get married."

Don't be so desperate, as your stability increases, we will definitely add features to you, and if you want, start with sex.

Xiao Sui: "Fellow Daoist Kong, do you want your bed partner to be made by me, or do you find it yourself?"

Pei Kong: "Please be realistic, let me stabilize before thinking about other things? Don't just make the millennium plan. Pei Lin hasn't even finished the first hundred years."

Xiao Sui: "Okay, I know you don't dare to look too far and are afraid of being disappointed, so we will help you prepare."

Pei Kong: "Okay, for my future surprises, I will definitely try my best to please you."

Xiao Sui: "Even if you flatter me with hypocrisy, as long as your flattery is what I like, I'm willing to reciprocate the courtesy. If you don't like me, I still bother to think about my preferences carefully. You are also quite tired. reward."

Pei Kong: "Oh, thank you for your generosity and generosity."

Xiao Sui: "You're welcome, you should."

Pei Bing: "Fellow Daoist Kong, is something broken?"

Fuqiu: "It seems that the stability is higher?"

Pei Bing: "Oh... Fellow Daoist Kong's initial improvement in stability was the collapse of the face and body shape, but the side effect of the current stability upgrade is the collapse of the brain?"

Maoqiu: "Broken to become Pei Suilin?"

Pei Kong glanced at Mao Mao and Bing, and sneered: "How can we become a harmonious family with you if you don't lose your mind?"

Ah, with the concept and practical actions of integrating into the family, it really is a big step towards stability.

06197-Family concept

Furball: "But if you go too far in that direction, you may also become bound by the concept of family."

Yes, be careful.Note that you are living in the world of self-cultivation, and the concept of family in the world of self-cultivation is much weaker than that in the world of mortals.

My father's family concept is considered to be very strong in the cultivation world, but his care for the Pei family is limited to paying attention to allowing those with spiritual roots to obtain enough initial resources-pure material resources, regardless of psychology.

As for my father, to the twins and me, it is because the three of us happen to be suitable for taking the path of sword cultivation, so he personally taught us all the way.If the main occupations of the three of us are changed, then after we worship other masters, he will no longer be able to give us detailed instructions on our cultivation matters. At most, he will check whether our resources are enough, and make up for them if they are not enough.After we are self-sufficient, he doesn't even manage the resources anymore, maybe he doesn't have to say a word to us for a year, and then we become more and more estranged until we become ordinary classmates.

Pei Bing: "If you just assume, just assume, what does it mean to say that you are depressed? Don't say that it didn't happen, even if it did happen, it probably wouldn't develop to that point. Elder Huigu and you are also different professions, and you are still There is no blood relationship, is Elder Huigu very alienated from you?"

How can you alienate me when you send me away with scrolling words every time?

Pei Kong: "Come with me to learn the skill of pleasing you against your will. As long as you try hard enough to please, Elder Huigu may pay you for your hard work."

Elder Huigu is much more pleasing than Xiao Suinan.I really feel that in recent years Elder Huigu has fallen into a major menopause...a major mental demon calamity and can't escape temporarily, so he lost his previous patience with the stupid junior.

Fuqiu: "Maybe it's because you've gradually lost your cub temperament, and you're no longer so cute?"

This is also possible.Maybe I can learn to be a good cute animal in D city?If I can change the temperament of the entire D city, then even if I have succeeded in cultivating the cute department?The clock case looks like it would make a good helper.

Pei Bing: "The clock shell doesn't seem to be cute, does it?"

He doesn't need to be cute, he just needs to be the backing of the cute.As a character with a different style of painting from D City but able to gain a foothold in D City, Bell Shell has helped me open a hole to change the city style.

Pei Kong: "Heh. Family-style mental breakdown. Unified style of painting. Contagious style of painting."

06198-Crew

The spaceship of the bell shell is near the city wall of D city, and I saw it when I went around the city.Compared with other spaceships in City D, the appearance of this spaceship has a unified style: it is small in size, with obvious repair marks, full of vicissitudes, and if it flies into space, it seems to be easily sunk.

As expected, star robbers are a life-threatening business, and the key tools are so insecure.

Bell Shell introduced: "This is the spaceship of our Broken Shell Group, called Susha."

What a casual and inauspicious name.Also, I think you guys are going to follow me when you touch porcelain.

Is the similarity in these names pure coincidence, fate, or is the reason why I was sent to this secret realm is the broken shell?

The interior of the spacecraft is much more refined than the exterior. At least many things look new, including the walls of the spaceship. The interior is newer than the exterior, so is the exterior deliberately old?In order to unify with the painting style of D City or to prevent robbery?

Four people in the boat were playing cards, and two were watching the game. These six people were very attentive, and no one greeted Zhong Ke when he came back.It seems that Zhong Ke, the head of the regiment, doesn't have much preferential treatment.

Zhong Ke seemed to be used to it, and introduced to me: "The man who reads the cards and eats is the chef of our group. His name is Dou, you can also call him Dou Chef. The man who reads the cards without eating is our navigator. He can identify the position in space without the aid of instruments at all, called this week."

Bell Shell: "The woman with a sad face is a repairman. She handles the repair work of the entire spaceship, and her name is Abu. The woman who smiles like a sleepwalker is a spy. She specializes in collecting all kinds of information, including Those who are threatening and beneficial to us are called Mu Xi."

Bell Shell: "The man with a stern face who is about to win is the pilot of the spaceship. Every bet is guaranteed to win, called every win. The woman who is about to fall asleep at the end is the pinnacle of the group's force, physical combat, mechs, weapons She is good at all of them, her name is Mengmeng, probably because the battle consumes too much energy, so Mengmeng is in energy-saving mode when she is not in battle, if no one disturbs her, she can sleep for a week or two in a row."

Following the introduction of the bell case, all five people except Mengmeng looked at me.

Navigator this week: "Isn't this the cat that ran over just now? Did you pick it up? Did it agree? Its previous owner agreed?"

Spy Mu Xi: "Agreed. Xiao Ke has broken up with its former teammate."

This week: "Partnerships can be reorganized."

Mu Xi: "What's the benefit of pretending to break up and join our regiment? We don't even know where the next meal will be."

Chef Soybean: "The next meal is in the pot."

Mu Xi: "I don't want to eat beans anymore..."

Driver Feng Ying: "It's best not to rob without excuse in D City."

Mu Xi's eyes suddenly became hot when she looked at me: "Small Shell caused public outrage. Someone will come to bully it later, and then we will have an excuse." She patted Mengmeng, the peak of force, and said, Mengmeng lay down on the table with all her strength, messing up all the cards on the table.

It doesn't make any difference if you don't mess up. One who wins every bet and one who throws random cards without looking at the cards at all. There is no need to continue this game... No, it should be said, there is no need to even start.

06199- get along

Seeing that the game was over in disguise, the repairman Ah Bu threw away the cards in his hand, walked to my side, and reached out to grab my left front paw, but failed.

Dou Chef: "There are no fish in City D."

Mu Xi: "But there are aquatic tentacles."

This week: "For mutant cats, the diet is likely to be different from that of ordinary cats. Let's follow the human diet first, and we will talk about it if there is a problem with eating."

Zhong Ke looked at me and said, "Oh, by the way, let me add an introduction, Dou Chef is a part-time doctor of the regiment."

Mu Xi: "If it can't be cured, just put it in the pot."

Mengmeng stood up sleepily leaning on the table, started to yawn, and in the middle of the yawn, she suddenly attacked me with clear eyes. After fighting for about ten rounds, she stopped and yawned again, concluding: "It's at least A-level And don’t rule out S-rank, its partner won’t be lower than A-rank. It can be considered as S-rank.”

Mu Xi: "A pet is A-level or S-level, it seems impossible to deduce that the owner is also A-level or S-level?"

Mengmeng returned to the table, her voice was erratic: "That's what you have to confirm."

Mu Xi: "Okay, I'll go to City A first. Save dinner for me."

Bean Chef: "Only beans."

Mu Xi took a deep breath: "I will bring the meat back."

Dou Chef: "Don't bring mutated animal meat, one tastes worse than the other."

Mu Xi: "Animals that mutate in the direction of delicious food don't live long."

After Mu Xi left, the navigator said this week: "Let me first declare that I have never had a good impression of cats. I really don't like cats who can do whatever they want. Although it is not to the point where we can't get along with each other, if it officially joins our group, then It better keep me at a distance. Especially when we're flying through space."

Bell Shell: "Little Shell, can you?"

How many meters is the 'distance'?

I retreated in a direction away from Jin Zhou, and when I retreated to a position of five meters, Jin Zhou said: "This distance is very good, and it is not necessary to go further. In special cases, half of this distance is also acceptable. There is a distance in the middle." When spacers are removed, the distance can be further reduced.”

What a clearly and accurately quantified degree of exclusion.

Ah Bu already understood that she alone would not be able to catch me, but she still looked at my left front leg eagerly.

Bell Shell: "That should be an ordinary basic optical brain, the cheapest one on the black market."

Ah Bu: "No, it has been remodeled. I want to see the remodeling plan."

Bell Shell: "A very special plan?"

Ah Bu: "It's as special as the small shell hair. If possible, I would like to pull out two small shell hairs."

Zhong Ke: "Discuss well, and don't force each other among members."

Ah Bu discussed with me: "What do you want? Let's exchange."

I pretended not to hear.

Driver Fengying: "Being able to operate an optical brain is literacy, so it should be able to communicate with us in words?"

Bell Shell: "It depends on whether it is willing to talk to us. For the time being, it probably won't."