Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06044- Salutation

Elder Sister: "The titles of master and uncle not only represent the level of cultivation, they also represent kinship. Just like in the mortal world, nephews are older than uncles or aunts are younger than nieces from time to time, but Depending on seniority, you can either call them by their first names, or call them whatever you want according to your seniority."

Elder sister: "When Pei Sen and I surpass Master Long, we can call him by his name, but it's best to continue the old name, otherwise if we change to Brother Long, then he will call Brother Daddy again. , how do we calculate the seniority between us and Dad?"

Me: "Calculate separately."

Old lady: "Will you help us when we are beaten?"

Me: "How could we be beaten? We all call Dad or Elder Pei, how many times have we called Master? It is slightly more common to use the title 'Master' when referring to Dad in front of outsiders. If you insist on violating your own rules Is it a deliberate provocation if I habitually discuss the transitiveness of addressing in front of my father and then call him Master, Uncle Long and Senior Brother? Isn’t that provocative? Sword cultivators deserve to be beaten for provoking it.”

Elder sister: "Dad is used to your endless questions, you can go and ask Dad if we can follow the line of Uncle Long and call Dad Senior Brother."

Me: "I only ask questions related to me. I am a Jindan stage, so I should call Yuan Yingqi my uncle. It would be fine if I called it wrong at first, but I have been calling it for so many years, so I don't change my name now. If you insist on knowing the answer, then wait until I reach the Nascent Soul Stage, if Uncle Long has not become a God of Transformation by then."

Elder sister: "Uncle Long didn't become a god of transformation so quickly."

Me: "Not necessarily. Uncle Long has a straight temper. Although he is sometimes stupid, he will unswervingly go to the end after he believes in one thing, and the things he believes are objectively feasible, although sometimes It is relatively difficult, but constantly challenging the difficulty and breaking through oneself are also respected by sword cultivators. Maybe someday Uncle Long will break through to the point and become a god in one fell swoop."

Old lady: "Such a compliment in private, but in front of you, you always sneer. Why do you think you are so itchy?"

Me: "Inherited?"

Old sister: "Do you want to say it again in front of Dad?"

Me: "It doesn't have to be inherited from my father, it may be inherited from my mother. In fact, many disciples of the Hehuan Sect are quite sarcastic, but outsiders are immersed in beauty and regard ridicule as fun."

Old sister: "That's it. My mother basically doesn't have the habit of mocking, so you have inherited twice the mocking gene, while Pei Sen and I have only inherited one copy, so you deserve more beating than us."

Me: "Would you like to say it again in front of Dad?" Although Dad's once restrained young master's temper would be heart-piercing once he taunted others, but... at most, it would be a beating if he said it in person. , Get used to it, don't be afraid.

06045-Red May [-]

The disciples of the Chiwu Sect have already named the former miscellaneous mangrove tree Red May [-], and invited more people to watch and study.

Me: "Didn't it mean that the discoverers of Chiwuzong were very stingy and unwilling to share the bright red color?"

Ming Qige, who was called to join in the fun, drifted to my side: "Because there are too many discoverers, but there is only one mangrove tree, and the distribution of spoils is uneven, so we have to make it public."

Me: "Red May [-]...the name is too careless. There is really a problem with your attitude towards red."

Ming Qige: "Otherwise? Take a nickname and call it Xiaohong? Or Xiaoxiaohong?"

... It seems that such names are not very convenient in Chiwuzong.

Me: "I want to ask, which planter does Red May [-] belong to? The spiritual plants in the planting area should be planted by the planter, right? At least the planter is assigned to manage it?"

Ming Qige: "I don't know, I'm not a planter. But since no one stood up and shouted 'this is my spiritual plant', it should be that the division of ownership is not clear. There are also many weeds in the planting area. This tree is so small and looks malnourished, it must be wild. The spiritual plants in Chiwuzong are indeed wild and more likely to turn red."

Me: "Maybe it's small because it's still young? It hasn't had time to grow up yet?"

Ming Qige: "Then it will be miserable. After such a mutation, there will be babies. Maybe now this appearance has become its best form. Even if it becomes bigger in the future, it will be a disguise, and it can no longer be separated from the real short person Attributes."

Whether the little baby in the trunk of the Red May [-] tree can correspond to the Nascent Soul of the monk has not yet been researched. It is probably not the same thing, and it should not be the kind of spirit body. It may be a red core with a special arrangement. - When the red baby is curled up and resting, the overall red color of the tree is lighter, closer to the red preferred by Yunxiazong, and when the red baby opens its eyes and moves, the red color of the tree becomes more aggressive, becoming Chiwuzong. Preferred red.

06046-Talk a few words

I sent a message to Ming Qige: "Is it convenient for me to disturb Elder Wang Xiaohong now?"

Ming Qige: "I don't know if Elder Wang is free now, but for you, contacting her at any time to ask her should not be considered a disturbance to her. Even if Elder Wang happens to be busy, she will probably be very happy to chat with you A few sentences, and then agree on a time for the next detailed talk."

No, there is no need to go into details, just a few words would be fine.

With the ability to multitask in the Mahayana period, even if you are doing other more serious things, you should be able to chat with me about in-depth topics that benefit me a lot.

I sent the two tree photos of the red baby with eyes closed and eyes open to Elder Wang, and attached a question: "At the beginning of the establishment of the sect, was there any connection between the red of the Yunxia Sect and the red of the Chiwu Sect? Did the red refer to the red of the Chiwu sect?" The Yunxia sect was established later than the Chiwu sect.

Elder Wang Xiaohong replied in seconds—the Mahayana period can output countless words in one second: "It is said that Wu Rao traveled all over the world before establishing Yunxia Sect, and had in-depth exchanges with all sects at that time, so he should It took all the characteristics that he liked from these sects and adjusted them to form the Yunxia Sect. Maybe the red color of our Chiwu Sect was also taken and adjusted."

Elder Wang: "However, according to Hongqiao Pan, the difference between the two kinds of reds is already very large. It may be as big as the difference between spiritual plants and spiritual beasts."

Me: "The Yunxia Sect is a spiritual plant, and the Chiwu Sect is a spiritual beast?"

Elder Wang: "The vivid red that Chiwuzong disciples like should actually be called 'living red', that is, the red that has life and may have become a ghost. It is a red that is independent of Chiwuzong, and it cannot be regarded as Chiwuzong itself. A part of it, but more like a collaborator, partner, and partner of the Chiwuzong."

Me: "Lover?"

Elder Wang: "Forget it." At the end of the sentence there was a sweet smiley symbol.

Me: "Do you want to start a video chat?"

Elder Wang: "No, this is pretty good. I tend to get nervous when watching videos, and I can't speak well."

I feel like my stamina has been tempered pretty hard by the friendly and eccentric Mahayanas.

Me: "Is it impossible for Chiwuzong and Huohong to be Taoist couples?"

Elder Wang: "Impossible. It's impossible to treat Taoist companions with such an attitude of only being hot-blooded, just screaming cute, and putting aside when there is business. At most, it can be regarded as a long-term bed partner."

06047-sexuality

Originally, after seeing the first two sentences of Elder Wang, I wanted to discuss with Elder Wang whether her attitude towards me was also in this category, but after seeing the last sentence, I dared not say anything.Otherwise, if Elder Wang said something casually, am I going to refuse another Mahayana appointment?Although I can refuse, and there will be no sequelae if I refuse, I am still a little panic-the objective method of sexual orientation rejection is not easy to use, because I can freely change my body gender from the Nascent Soul stage.

Pei Kong: "Schrödinger's sexuality."

I wondered if Elder Peng Qinru became a woman, would I still be moved by his beauty.Since I have already had a crush on him as a man, and know that his best fighting gender is a man, even if he turns into a woman, in my inherent impression, it is like a man disguised as a woman, so it seems that he can still be accepted as a man. That is... If some of his behavior and demeanor deliberately scratched my itch, I would still be moved.

Worse, it seems that the bend is really incomplete.

Hey, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it?

Pei Bing: "That's right, anyway, you can't break through."

No, it doesn't mean that... Forget it, that is indeed the key to reality.As for the expansion of the scope of choosing lovers and Taoist companions, if it is not expanded, it will be hundreds of millions. You can't try them all. After the expansion, it will still be the same thing, and it will have no effect at all.

Sexuality doesn't matter at all.

Only Xiao Sui had a serious face: "The expansion of the scope is the expansion."

Maoqiu: "I want to know, when the master insists that he can only have sex with homosexuals, how does he treat non-gendered, casually gendered ghosts, demon cultivators, secret realms, and spirit treasures..."

Don't be a cat, don't give examples one by one, please just talk about the key points.

Mao Qiu: "The point is, what do you think about these things? If you didn't follow your preferences, Pei Suilin might not be a man. There seem to be quite a few cases of Qi Ling being genderless."

I think... the public is right: until I have an actual relationship in my life, I can't claim to be any sexuality I claim to be.Sexual orientation and body hormones should be related. Since my soul is the same as my previous life but my body is different, my sexual orientation may indeed have changed during time travel.Although the few times in my life I have been tempted by men, after all, the number of times is too small. One of them is that the other party deliberately cheated me by relying on his cultivation. Therefore, the sample is not enough to draw a conclusion.

Pei Kong: "It's Schrödinger's aptitude. Pei Suilin, you just need to draw the scope of your rivals to the whole world. You don't need to delve into the details. Anyway, Pei Lin himself can't figure out the details."

Is a 'potential rival'.Don't omit key words. Before I actually had a lover, Xiao Sui didn't have a real rival in love. 'potential' can be absent.

Xiao Sui: "I will definitely pay attention to killing potential in the bud."

Pei Kong's lips moved, but he didn't say anything.The hairball in his exclusive territory does it for him: "Can't you beat it?"

Xiao Sui glared at Mao Qiu: "Come out!"

Mao Qiu leisurely wagged the tip of his tail: "Pei Lin is chatting with a fan of his that you can't beat, including the topic of lovers."

Sooner or later, I will be trapped in a small dark room by my own family.

Pei Kong: "It's not a big deal if you close it for a short period of time. It's a matter of experience."