Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06008-by communicator

Brother: "Are you done feeling? When you're done, move somewhere. For example, go to relieve your nephew Pei Douhang. Your way of thinking without focusing on the focus is very effective in resolving other people's melancholy. Many people will go to sand colleges when they are depressed. After two fights, I feel refreshed, and my inner demons have faded a bit."

Me: "You just praised me for being stable and not confused on key issues."

Brother: "Because many depressing issues are not the key issues. For example, in Pei Douxing's case, what makes her most depressed is love. What is love? The key issue? It's not a disciple of Yue Laoxian."

Me: "If you despise love so much, maybe Pei Douxing will betray Yunxiazong and change to the Yuelao line."

Brother: "Come on, Yuan Jing hasn't entered the old age line yet, so Pei Douxing is here. Yuan Jing was repaired by the love card back then, and Pei Douxing was promoted to a small level after meeting Xiaoxing. Level up while being bitterly in love , Separating love and cultivation, do you think the Yuelao line will accept such a disciple? Do you think such a monk can use the Yuelao line's skills? Be careful that the Yuelao line beats you out, it's just a mess."

Why are you beating me?It's not that I want to enter the old age line.

Me: "Is there a way to chat with Xiaoxing through the air? Can the communicator work?"

Brother: "Based on the experience so far, no. Except for Pei Douxing, other people—except the elders—have not succeeded in contacting Xiaoxing in any way. Although there are not many ways that have been tried, after all, this is not It is a major event that deserves the attention of the whole sect, but the mainstream solutions should have been tried."

Me: "Such strict evasion should not be the result of Xiaoxing's subjective achievement, but... maybe a rule restriction. It depends on whether it is a pure mirror world rule, or the repulsion formed by the interaction between the mirror and the main world."

Me: "If Pei Douxing stays in front of Xiaoxing with a communicator, and the communicator is only in text mode, then Pei Douxing will relay the text message I sent her to Xiaoxing, and then convert what Xiaoxing said into text and send it to me ,May I?"

Brother: "As soon as the communicator is turned on, Xiaoxing disappears."

Me: "There is actually no switching problem in the text mode. As long as the communicator is not completely sealed, the communicator is generally in a standby mode where it can receive messages. The pearls are similar. I believe that when Xiaoxing first appeared in front of Pei Douxing, and when she first appeared in Yunxiazong, Pei Douxing's communicator was in the mode of receiving messages at any time. After all, she needed to be ready at all times to be It is rare for monks to completely shut down the communication between the task entrusting person, the task office and other possible persons."

Me: "Pei Douxing told other people about Xiaoxing's things and what he said, and also told Xiaoxing what other people said about Xiaoxing, which has formed an indirect communication between the outside world and Xiaoxing; After others have monitored her by spying on Pei Douxing, they still haven't completely disappeared. Instead, they have become more and more presumptuously occupying all of Pei Douxing's private time, which shows that Xiaoxing does not reject communication with the outside world, and even her unscrupulousness also implies that she is eager to communicate. , I wish the outside world would drag her out of the mirror."

Brother: "You can try it. Go ahead."

06009-Written communication

I first sent a text message to Pei Douxing: "Did Xiaoxing disappear when you received and read this text?"

After a while, Pei Douxing text replied to me: "Xiaoxing disappeared when I received it, but it was there when I read it; it was there when I edited the text, and it disappeared when the message was sent. Xiaoxing said you sent this The message means, you want to communicate with Xiaoxing in this way?"

Me: "If she wants, yes. I can't talk to her face to face, but if the text function of the communicator is available, then try to talk like this. The momentary disappearance should not affect the transmission of information. Of course, the premise is that you also Willing to be an intermediary for me to communicate with her, or to see if she can write text on the communicator by herself."

Me: "Xiaoxing should be able to write in the mirror, and then you find an image recognizer to copy those words to the communicator; or she dictates, and you use a voice recognizer to transcribe it. Put both the communicator and the recognizer on the mirror In front, Xiaoxing should be able to use it by herself. If she thinks that the spiritual power communicator may have a dark hand, then she can also find her a mortal communicator. Anyway, if it is for text communication, the communicator with spiritual power and non-spiritual power is almost the same The interface of the mortal world communicator is more beautiful."

Me: "I can't see what's going on with you, and I won't use my spiritual power or use the Yunxia Sect's formation to monitor you, so no matter whether you are chatting with me through Xiaodou as an intermediary, or Xiaoxing himself It doesn’t make any difference to me to use a communicator to chat with me, I can take it as the intermediary of Xiaodou.”

Pei Douxing: "Xiaoxing asked, why did she want to chat with you?"

Me: "This sentence would make perfect sense if Xiaoxing typed it himself. The purpose of emphasizing a 'Xiaoxing's question' is to increase the distance between her and me. Text carries far less information than images. There is a lot of confusion. There is an old saying in the mortal world, 'Across the Internet, you will never know whether you are facing a person or a dog'. Before, oh, and now, there are often demon cultivators, spirits, spirit beasts, spirit plants, etc. Renbi uses words to chat with people on the Internet in full swing, and from time to time, he puts a few 'selfies' of unknown people to perfect his human persona."

06010 - Appropriate Distance

On the other end of the communicator, I don’t know if it’s Xiaodou or Xiaoxing. Anyway, the person who can be called Pei Douxing sent a text: "Why pretend to be human? The mortal world of the modern main world is very accepting of non-human intelligent creatures, even if it is face-to-face with spirit beasts. Chat, mortals can accept it."

Me: "No, the acceptance is not that high. For example, Wu Heng's hamster, Black Dou, also received a lot of spectators when he first became Wu Heng's partner. It is limited, but there is still a sense of strangeness. Don’t look at the mortals and monks in Shazhuan, who seem very familiar, but in the three-dimensional world, if a mortal finds that the next door neighbor is a monk, he will often be tongue-tied, and may hide and try not to contact him. "

Me: "Across the Internet, information will be simplistic. People often only receive text or pictures or a short video of a pose. What people are willing to provide is often a strictly screened version of their own information, not a complete and three-dimensional whole person. .The narrow information channel provides a sense of security. At least it is not so easy to be beaten."

Me: "In interpersonal communication, a proper sense of distance is very important. Some people can be intimate with each other, some people are only suitable for chatting about the weather, some people can't face each other in three dimensions at all, and some people don't even need to know each other's race , and don’t need to know the other party’s past and future.”

Pei Douxing: "As you said, you can't tell whether Xiaodou or Xiaoxing is talking to you now, and you can't even be sure whether there is Xiaodou around Xiaodou now, or whether Xiaoxing is a person in the mirror that actually existed, then What are you going to communicate with me? What else can you say when you don’t know who you want to talk to?”

Me: "Haven't you ever played an anonymous forum, haven't you participated in a group chat? There are so many things you can talk about when you don't know who you are talking to. For example, we can chat about new movies, past bad movies, last year's classics, today's The weather, the rules and regulations of the discipline department, what the elders do every day, whether my beauty is enough to conquer the world... Which one do you want to talk about?"

Pei Douxing: "..."

Me: "Look, you have mastered an essence: the ellipsis. This is a symbol that can express emotions. It is equivalent to 'hehe' and 'oh'. Doesn't it affect the communication isolation between us? As long as you don't take pictures, then posting pictures and texts are actually the same?"

My brother chased me away: "Can you go back to Pei Feng to continue your online communication?"

Me: "There are not many people on your peak, what's wrong with giving me a piece of land?"

Brother: "Because you are so dazzlingly beautiful, you take up a lot of space, and your sense of existence explodes?"

Me: "Zeng Qi, do you think my silent stay here hinders your cultivation?"

Zeng Qi didn't care about his master's expression, and answered me honestly: "It doesn't hinder me if I make a sound."

I just like real people.

06011-Hustle

Brother: "I am the peak master of this peak."

Me: "As a Nascent Soul Stage, when raising an apprentice, you must care about the apprentice's feelings, and you can't impose your own preferences on the apprentice. The environment on the peak should not only adapt to the master, but also take care of the apprentice. Dad is still in Peifeng Open an internet room for me."

Brother: "So can you go back to your toddler internet room and chat?"

Me: "Speaking of which, is the Internet room still there? After the foundation is established, I can go to the mortal world at any time. It seems that there is no need to keep the Internet room? And even if I occasionally want to use the mortal world network in Yunxiazong, I will You can go to Zangshu Pavilion. Could it be that after you two got married and destroyed the old Peifeng, Dad's new Peifeng didn't build an internet room for me?"

Brother: "You guessed the inertia, didn't you? Guess everything? Can't you go back to Pei Feng for a direct answer to such an obvious matter? If Dad rebuilds the Internet room, it must be built in the original location. You fly back from here Pei Feng, go straight to the coordinates of the Internet room, if you have it, you have it, if you don’t, you don’t have it, can it take you a few minutes? Anyway, it’s definitely faster than sitting here and guessing the answer.”

Me: "I don't pay much attention to the answer, I mainly like to guess. Give me a reason why I must leave your peak now."

The old man drew his sword.

I:"……"

Brother: "Is this reason enough?"

You wait for the day when I can beat you.

Me: "Goodbye."

Zeng Qi: "Goodbye, Master Lin."

I asked Zeng Qi: "Would you miss me if you haven't seen me for a long time?"

Zeng Qi: "You can often see your photos, videos, quotations, and schedules on the intranet of Yunxiazong."

Most of the disciples of Yunxia Sect didn't get bored because of my long-term passive swiping phenomenon, and I really love my face.

Brother: "It's all been made into a set of emoticons, pay attention to your own image."

There is nothing to pay attention to, I can practice richly just by charging for emoji packs.Although I am not short of money, I have always taken a positive attitude towards developing ways to make money. Compared with cutting costs, open source has more potential for development.In the future, I will raise my apprentices to be rich, just like my father raised me so rich, continue to carry forward the second-generation style, and consolidate the hatred of the rich all over the world.