Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04908-eat

Pei Jianzhuo: "That makes sense. Fellow Daoist Kong, please advise me on how to make the rain more beautiful."

Pei Kong: "While I teach, are you doing experiments beside me?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "If you don't see it with your own eyes, how can you determine the teaching results?"

During Pei Jianzhuo's and Pei Kong's coming and going, we confirmed one thing: I didn't encounter any obstacles in my connection with my soul connectors, and I didn't have any lag in taking and putting things from my pocket.Pei Jianzhuo came out in human form, and the sword body remained in Xiaosui, which further strengthened the stability of this connection.

A voice came from nowhere: "Are you the inheritor chosen by Qi'an Jiuning?"

……what?

The voice went on to say: "Then I'm afraid we will have some competition. Let's see which of us is faster. If you win, you will get the inheritance. If I win, I will eat the pair of secret realms."

Etc., etc……

Me: "Senior, is the word 'eating' here a description, or is it really like eating?"

That voice: "It's a bit different from eating..."

Me: "How can it be compared to what to eat?"

That voice: "It can be compared to eating a secret realm... right..."

Me: "I can't understand. I have never eaten a secret realm, nor have I seen others eat a secret realm with my own eyes, and I have not even seen the relevant information. Is the secret realm delicious?"

That voice: "It's delicious and has high energy, but you have to find a secret realm that suits your taste. There are many flavors in the secret realm, not the sour, sweet, bitter, spicy kind, but... just like your Tongming fruit, it is a kind that can be related to yourself. The feeling of fusion. The Tongming fruit you refine is suitable for you to eat, and the ones refined by others... If they are not refined for eating, it is not very tasty. Some secret realms are not suitable for eating. To find suitable ones, especially those that are suitable for eating It is very difficult to eat the secret realm by yourself, so once you find it, you must seize the opportunity and not let it go."

Me: "How do you judge whether a secret realm is suitable for you to eat?"

That voice: "A lot of times, it depends on intuition, because we can't accurately know the taste of the secret place before we actually eat it. Even if we analyze part of its taste in an indirect way, you must know that the taste is a matter of taste." , the difference is a thousand miles away, and after a rational analysis, you still have to try your luck."

That voice: "So, how does luck come about? Rely on intuition."

04909- report safety

Me: "Intuition and luck... What is the relationship between the two?"

That voice: "I can't tell. I'm not good at this kind of theoretical summary. You can understand it. Your Tongmingguo has shown that you can understand it. It's just that you didn't think about eating the secret realm before. Now you If you think about it more, you will think about it.”

Me: "Actually, I don't even understand Minguo very well."

That voice: "That's it... This is actually normal. If your intuition is not far greater than theory, you may not be able to refine Tongmingguo."

Me: "Is this a compliment?"

That voice: "No, I generally don't give compliments. It's easy to get tired from compliments, and it's easiest to tell the truth."

The voice suddenly said 'huh' and asked: "Are you very important in Yunxiazong? Why did your sudden disappearance cause so much panic? All departments are in motion."

Me: "This explanation is a bit complicated, can you let me report that I am safe first?"

A loudspeaker fell in front of me, and the voice said: "Speak to this, and your voice will be transmitted to Yunxia Sect. Open the cover before shouting, and it is closed now."

I lifted the lid off the bell and asked, "Guys, can you hear me?"

After I finished speaking, I heard mixed voices coming from the loudspeaker, and I identified them as people and non-humans from Yunxia Sect and ambient sounds, and then I continued: "I suddenly got an invitation from a senior, he I’m explaining to me the tips of eating in the secret realm. I’m safe, at least for now. I’ll report it every once in a while. The next report will be in an hour. The time for the next report of safety will be set next time."

The voice from the other side of the speaker continued to be messy, but I heard the agreement of my father and senior brother, that's all.

I closed the speaker's cover and discussed with the voice: "This speaker doesn't seem to be receiving sound very well? So I reasonably speculate that the sound it transmits to Yunxiazong is also limited? It can clearly and stably transmit my spiritual lines. Pass it on? Will there be a sense of fraud?"

That voice said, "Who are you, the god-forming stage named Pei Ji?"

Me: "Father, dear father."

The voice: "Wow..."

Me: "You haven't answered my question yet."

That voice: "Oh, it's very clear, because I personally threw your voice and spiritual power lines into Yunxia Sect. The speaker is just to give you a feel, and it's not very effective if you use it alone."

Me: "Can you fake my voice and spiritual lines? It's exactly the same, have you cheated the stage of transformation?"

That voice: "It's a bit difficult, and not only do you have to cheat the stage of transformation, Yunxiazong has Mahayana-level detection methods."

04910-bluffing theory

That voice: "Don't worry, kid, I won't do anything to you. Although the way I invited you here at the beginning was a bit reckless, but you were not injured, right? That means I have no malicious intentions."

Me: "You scared Yunxiazong."

The voice: "No, they scared me. The reaction was too violent. What is Sabo?"

Me: "My fan club."

That voice: "So many fans? Why?"

Me: "Mainly because of the face."

That voice: "It can't be just because of your face. Your face is good, but it's not enough to attract hundreds of millions of people."

Me: "And dad. My son in the transformation stage, this fact has scared a lot of powers, and after seeing my powers being frightened, the juniors have followed suit and become curious about me." Do you know everything about me? Only Tongmingguo?

That voice: "It makes sense, this thing is quite scary. I always thought it was just a bluffing theory, but I didn't expect someone to realize it."

Bluff theory?This senior did not witness my birth. Assuming that this senior has been in an environment with poor connection with the main world for more than fifty years after my birth, when and where did he hear about this theory?

Me: "What did you say about the theory about my birth? I haven't heard of it."

That voice: "It doesn't sound good. Theories don't sound good. You just have the facts."

Me: "But if there is no theoretical summary, how to reproduce it?"

That voice: "There is a theoretical summary, but it can't be reproduced."

Me: "With theoretical guidance, you can always know which direction to work hard?"

That voice: "The cultivator of Huashen cannot choose the direction of his efforts, he can only follow the only direction that suits him."

Me: "The stage of becoming a god has not yet reached the time when there is only one direction."

The voice paused for a while, and agreed with me when he spoke again: "Indeed. Although the range of options is already very narrow, there are still a little options."

Me: "More than a little bit? Compared with the Mahayana period, the range of options for the transformation stage is much larger."

The voice: "It's not that big. The total range of options for having a baby is itself small."

Me: "...the range of choices you mentioned earlier are all about childbirth?"

That voice: "Yes. Is this how the topic is continued? Didn't you skip the topic in the middle?"

Me: "...Can I have a baby during the Mahayana period?"

The Voice: "In Thriller Theory. Have you ever seen it?"

Me: "No, I should be the highest-cultivated example of my current parents."

That voice: "Fellow daoists still need to work hard."

Me: "So I want to give you a direction."

That voice: "You are not old enough to have children, so you don't need to learn this."

The golden core is in the late stage, can it be born if it is not born again?Also, according to the mule theory, I was naturally neutered.

04911-Knowledge

Me: "Is it possible for me to have a baby?"

That voice: "Anything is possible."

Me: "But there is a theory that a son in the transformation stage is naturally infertile."

That voice: "So I said that theories are all stupid, don't listen."

Me: "...how should I call you? May I know your name?"

That voice: "My name is Wan Changshun."

...had never heard of it.

To be precise, it should be, I have heard of the one with the same name, but I have never heard of the one with this name during the Huashen Mahayana period.

Me: "May I ask what your cultivation level is?"

Senior Wan Changshun: "That's not important."

Me: "How can it be unimportant? If I don't know your cultivation level, how can I know how difficult it is for you to give birth to my father?"

Senior Wan's voice was a little confused: "Do you know the contrast value if you know my cultivation base?"

Wait a minute, his last name is Wan?

Me: "Do you know Wan Qin from Wan Xin?"

Senior Wan: "I know."

Me: "Did you participate in his formation?"

After a while, Senior Wan Changshun's voice came again: "It can be regarded as participation... But it depends on how you define 'participation'."

Me: "Are you still playing with definitions? Playing with words?"

Senior Wan: "Oh, you're right, I'm ashamed, I'm always not firm enough in my way, I really deserve to be scolded."

Me: "Do you know Yuhe's A Diao? He's a stone statue now, talking very, very slowly."

Senior Wan: "I know."

Me: "Did you participate in the petrification of A Diao?"

This time Senior Wan responded quickly: "No, don't slander me, I don't bully the weak, and Yuhe doesn't taste good."

Me: "Senior, wait a moment, it's time for me to report my safety again."

I told Yunxiazong that I was still safe, and agreed with them that the next report of safety would be in two hours.

Then I continued to ask Senior Wan: "How can I make Ah Diao speak at a normal speed?"

Senior Wan: "What is his specific speed now?"

I played A Diao's voice for Senior Wan.

Senior Wan: "This is the normal speed. He is not a human being, so we cannot ask him to speak at the human speed."

Me: "But humans at this speed are not suitable for chatting with him, right?"

Senior Wan: "You didn't find the right way to chat. Human language is acquired by A Diao, it is not his mother tongue, and his vocal cords are not suitable for human language, so he can only speak so slowly. You have to learn from him native language, and then it will be easy to communicate. A Diao's mother tongue can be used more smoothly by humans, anyway, it is smoother than A Diao's human language."