Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04904-Follow

The conversation between Hao Ting and Senior Shao Gangming was recorded by Senior Shao Gangming and sent to me.

Me: "Senior Shao, do you think I have the responsibility to protect Hao Ting?"

Shao Gangming: "It's not a responsibility, it's a chance. The birth of a monster, a spirit, a spirit treasure, or a cultivator without spiritual roots is interesting, isn't it? A small chance, if you have nothing to do with your space The combination of Taoist friends may become a bigger opportunity."

Me: "What can this bring you, Senior?"

Shao Gangming: "Of course it's also a chance, but whether it's big or small, I can't see clearly."

Me: "What if in the end you don't get the opportunity you expected?"

Shao Gangming: "That is also a memory."

Me: "Excuse me, what's the difference between a portrait demon and a portrait fine? Do you know the fairy bottle girl from Senior Lin Shuying?"

Shao Gangming: "Knowledge, but to tell the difference... that little one is too weak now."

Me: "Is it just the difference in cultivation?"

Shao Gangming: "No. It's not appropriate to classify Pingman as a portraitist, although it can't be said that it's totally inappropriate. Of course, this is not the point. The point is... It can't be explained clearly in a few words, so I don't bother to tell you. "

Me: "Is it more difficult to explain this to me at the Jindan stage than to explain raising demons, spirits, and spirit treasures to Hao Ting, a mortal?"

Shao Gangming: "Yes, it's much more difficult."

Me: "It seems that a miracle may really happen to Hao Ting."

Shao Gangming: "Hope is a miracle that makes people happy. Are you willing to protect miracles?"

Me: "I don't like 'must do' things. Even if I am interested in something, if it becomes a must, I will reject it."

Shao Gangming: "What about the missions of Shazhuan and Chaos Fight?"

Me: "I can let go of these two tasks at any time. Oh, not at any time. You must first apply and arrange the handover, and you can officially stop doing it after the handover is over."

Shao Gangming: "What if the application is not approved by the mission office?"

Me: "Impossible, there is no such precedent. Even if the mission department really refuses to approve it, I can still let go when the scheduled handover is completed. Disciples are punished for doing tasks."

Me: "Isn't that what your demon league is like?"

Shao Gangming: "I don't know about other monsters, but I usually don't report to the Disciplinary Department, but directly quarrel with the mission department, until they give up, or I am persuaded by them."

It seems childish to sue at every turn?

Shao Gangming: "You don't care whether you follow Hao Ting or not, she has her own destiny and is blessed by the doll."

Me: "Senior Shao will keep looking at Hao Ting, right?"

Shao Gangming: "Maybe... looking at the doll?"

04905-Aura

Luo Shusheng and others really dissected No. [-], but it's hard to say what the meaning of "cut open the stomach to see and then quickly suture it" is hard to say.

Many people said that rather than asking Luo Shusheng and others what experimental data they had obtained through dissection, they wanted to express their regret at the unattractive nakedness of Daoist Kong.

"Not to mention the softness of the skin, does the hazy outline of the body look a little like Pei Damei?"

No. [-] replied coldly: "It's not at all, the difference is bigger than the face. The face is actually the part of my whole body that resembles Pei Lin the most."

It caused a buzzing.

Luo Shusheng and others had a correct attitude in the experiment, and did not show any fantasies or obscenities about No. [-]'s body. They only tried to understand the reason why No. [-] was so vivid.They were still holding the breath of the whole world, and carefully opened No. [-]'s head.

No. [-], who agreed to the craniotomy, taunted after the operation: "Ordinary people haven't researched the exact connection between the appearance of the brain and memory storage. How can you think you can? The specialty of monks is spiritual power. Why do you think you are an onion?"

Luo Shusheng and the others really didn't dare to use spiritual power to probe No. [-]'s brain carefully, for fear of finding out the brain paste, but they reminded No. [-] that their research team has experts in the field of mortal brains.

Number One: "Did you give people the chance to perform surgery by themselves?"

"He... can't do it himself, even if you have lifted most of the defenses, Fellow Daoist Kong, he can't break through the skin of your basic defense with a scalpel, and he can't use spiritual tools. I can’t operate it freely. It’s a matter of the brain, and you might not dare to use it if your hands shake a little.”

Number one: "Then train until you don't shake. Otherwise, it's up to you? Have you seen anything from my brain?"

"Although the mortal Da Niu didn't do it himself, he also watched the whole process of the craniotomy. He said that the composition of the brain is different from that of a normal human."

Number one: "Nonsense, I'm not human. Computer hard drives can also store a lot of data. Could it be that a hard drive looks like a brain?"

"Actually, there is a hard drive with that shape..."

No. [-] stared at him, and Jin Danqi, who dared to raise objections, immediately silenced his voice.

No. [-]: "After so many experiments, there is no progress at all. You continue to make plans, and come to me when you have a new and formed plan. I'm back to Peifeng. Don't bother me if you don't have a new plan. There are new plans but new plans. Those of you who can’t stand the scrutiny will kill yourself.”

"Yes……"

The aura of No. [-] is really sufficient, much stronger than mine. If I encounter occasions where I need to quarrel in the future, I must bring No. [-] with me.

I discussed with Number One: "Do you prefer to be called Pei Kong or Pei Hao?"

No. [-]’s lips twitched, probably because he wanted to scold me habitually, but it might be to prevent my thoughts from diverging and giving him even more unbearable names when I was being scolded, so he first stated: "Pei Kong. Now a large-scale People are used to calling me Fellow Daoist Kong, if I don’t have the word “empty” in my name, after a long time, and everyone forgets the origin of the name, Fellow Daoist Kong, I have to explain it.”

04906-Pei Kong

Me: "It can also be called Pei Konghao, oh, no, can it be called Pei Haokong?"

One Number: "If you insist on adding 'One Number' to my official name, you can add the word 'One'. That is the key to distinguish me from your future clone."

Me: "Maybe there will be no future clones. You see, you already believe that you can exist for a long time, so long that everyone forgets the origin of the name 'Fellow Daoist Kong', then all my thoughts about clones can be found in If you test it on yourself, you don’t need more test items.”

Me: "But of course, if you are disgusted with the experiment in the future, then we will stop. And, if you are disgusted, I think even if I make another clone, he will also be disgusted, so there is still no need for more clones .”

Me: "You are number one, and you are also the number one. So 'one' is not the point, but 'number' is. You occupy all the numbers of the clone."

One: "Should I be honored?"

Me: "Why don't you come up with a name that pleases you? You know, I'll name it Fei."

No. [-]: "Pei Kong is fine, keep it simple. Since the numbers from one to countless are all me, the style of the number is the same whether it is reflected in the name. If it is simpler, it will have more artistic conception."

Me: "Are you kidding me?"

Number One: "I told you not to find fault with me. Just call me Pei Kong, and you are not allowed to change it."

Me: "Okay, your name, you have the final say."

I would like to announce to the public who care about Fellow Daoist Kong that Fellow Daoist Kong has a great name, and his name is Pei Kong. In the future, everyone can continue to call him Fellow Daoist Kong.

Getting congratulations from the masses and disdain for my ability to name names.

There were also people who lamented with envy and hatred that there were more and more members of Elder Pei's family.

Some people questioned whether Pei Kong could be counted in Elder Pei's family members. After all, if Pei Kong could be counted, would all the refining products of Elder Pei's family of four be counted?

Me: "Of course. Artifacts can become spirits, demons, and spirit treasures after all. If they become, they will naturally be members of our family; For family members."

Qixiu supported me and said: "It's quite romantic to think this way. I thought I was alone, but I have so many refined products, and they are all my family members. If I give them good names one by one, let them With my surname, I also have a huge family. I am the patriarch."

04907-Abduction

Another Qixiu imagined: "If [-]%, no, [-]% of my refined products turn into ghosts, my family will already be too large."

"There are also cases of pills becoming refined."

"Lingzhi is more refined."

"Spirit beasts too."

It triggered the imagination of a group of self-built families and contempt for their imagination.

In the midst of jubilation, I was kidnapped.

The timing of this kidnapping is very precise, because I have been staying in the Cloud Cloud Sect recently, and today is when Pei Kong came back to study Pei Kong’s defense level with Pei Bing, and I need to be a little bit stronger than the Cloud Cloud Sect. Compare the difference between Pei Bing's defensive cover inside and outside Yunxiazong.Then, the moment my whole body escaped from the protective array of Yunxiazong, I was caught by a pulling force...God knows where.

Who is so bold to kidnap the mascot of Yunxia Sect at the gate of Yunxia Sect?It also cut off my connection with the main network and the internal network of Yunxiazong, and even the communication channel specially reinforced by the mission office is not easy to use.

Do I need to activate my ultimate life-saving teleporter?

But besides being trapped, it seems that he hasn't sensed any other danger, so... let's see again?

The figure of Pei Jianzhuo appeared beside me, sat down lazily, and waited with me.

I looked at Pei Jianzhuo and asked him: "Pei Kong's vivid performance is related to your appearance in human form in advance?"

Pei Jianzhuo looked at me, flicked his fingers, and a rain of swords rained down on Pei Kong's body in Xiao Sui's space.

Pei Kong, who came back to his senses after the sword rain was over and realized what had happened, was silent for a moment, and then became irritable, from scolding me, "Pei Jianzhuo is so unstable, how dare you let him out to wander around" to "Pei Jianzhuo, I know you can understand, Don't pretend to be stupid', all kinds of swear words that sound reasonable but contradictory when combined are endless.

I feel that letting Pei Kong go out to accompany the whole world to conduct testing and testing, his temper is a bit wild, and he scolds people in a set way, which is stronger than me and my other soul connectors combined.

Pei Jianzhuo's expression was still lazy, he flicked his fingers again, and rained swords on Pei Kong, Pei Kong was not afraid at all, or even more fearless.

At the end of the first sword rain, Pei Kong was still a little timid, relying on irritability to eliminate his timidity, but the second sword rain made Pei Kong more at ease, because obviously, now that I have decided to keep Pei Kong, even the name Now that he has taken it, it is impossible for Pei Jianzhuo to hurt Pei Kong.

Pei Jianzhuo asked Pei Kong: "Do you think my sword rain is not good-looking?"

Pei Kong: "You, Pei Lin, have aesthetics?"

It's really good, scolding two at a time, and the scolding is very real.