Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04167-Common progress

The senior brother lit the revelation on the projector and said to me: "This is trying to kill me."

Me: "Didn't you instigate the breaking news?"

Saban had gone into a manic state.

Big brother: "The frenzy caused by this revelation is completely out of control. If I want to plan something, I won't use such an uncontrollable way. After all, all my predictions may be lost in this chaos."

Me: "I'll add some more ingredients."

I posted: "Senior brother is indeed a one-night stand that I can accept, because it is safe, considerate, and has no sequelae. In fact, there should be some sequelae in theory, such as the embarrassment of meeting afterwards, but I believe that senior brother can erase that embarrassment , let me just enjoy it."

Elder Yi Ruo strolled over and asked, "You two plan to blow up the sandbox? You haven't played for a long time, it's a waste, it's not easy to gather so many people."

I asked the elder brother: "Is the Shazhuan mark the outline determined by Elder Yi?"

Elder Yi Ruo: "Hey, I'm in front of you, you don't ask me but you ask him? When I made this design, Jiang Weixiao was with you in the Pet Secret Realm."

Me: "Eldest brother has been receiving information about Yunxiazong's affairs, and he showed me a lot, but I didn't read all of them, because many affairs are trivial and boring. In the pet secret realm, I can't separate out many fake things like in the main world. People collect information on their own, so you have to give up collecting information that is less fun."

Elder Yi Ruo: "How can the things I participate in not be fun?"

If I say it's not fun, are you going to play with me next?

Me: "The main speakers in Shazhuan are my fans. They should have gotten used to my amazing remarks, and they are also used to quarreling with each other. Although this time it seems to be particularly violent, they will eventually get used to it." Yes. The more they get used to it, the calmer they will be, and when they are so calm that any intentional scares from me can no longer frighten them, they will pay less attention to me. Union is gone."

Me: "I use the Shamen League to train my mentality in the face of world-class attention, and the Shamen League members are also training their composure while paying attention to me with the world."

Elder Yi Ruo: "Pei San'er, let's make a bet..."

I truncate: "No."

Elder Yi Ruo: "If you win the bet, I'll show you a video record of your father when he was young. I recorded it myself. It's a standard black history."

Me: "Does my dad think I can read his black history now? Doesn't reading those black histories now make me unstable?"

Elder Yi Ruo: "What's so good about looking at dark history? If you're not stable, the one being watched is unstable because you feel ashamed."

04168 - about to collapse

Me: "If Da Neng was really unstable just because others knew about his dark history when he was young, they might have spread their dark history images all over the world long ago. Instability means caring, caring equals opportunity for breakthrough .One reason for not showing it is to amuse children. Another reason is that part of the black history may correspond to a sentiment. Unlocking the junior at the right time can promote the junior to understand, but at the inappropriate time Showing it to the younger generation, it may really become a joke that can be passed with a smile, and sometimes, it may even become a burden for the younger generation."

Elder Yi Ruo looked at the elder brother: "What's wrong with this kid? He suddenly thinks so much. He was bullied too much in the pet secret realm, and he started to reflect hard?"

Me: "Eldest brother, how could he watch me being bullied and do nothing. Eldest brother has a channel that allows us to teleport back to the main world at any time."

Elder Yi Ruo: "If you have a channel, you may not be able to use it. Sometimes for training..."

Me: "My training is not under the control of the senior brother, and the senior brother will not take care of it. The senior brother only cares about me."

Elder Yi Ruo stared back and forth at senior brother and me for a while, and then posted in Shazhuan: "Suddenly felt that there might be something wrong with Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao." He marked the identity in the post as a disciple of Yunxia Sect— Okay, Elder No Biao, save some face.

Saban became even more insane.

Some people in other forums on Zongwang are trembling:

"Is Saban going to collapse?"

"The collapse of such a large area may cause a large-scale shock to the main network, and the main network may be paralyzed for a period of time."

"It doesn't matter, if you're paralyzed, you'll be paralyzed. Anyway, there's nothing urgent to do on the Internet."

"If you ask me, with Pei Lin as the core, Sha Zhuan can't stop. Even if he doesn't collapse this time, he will collapse sooner or later."

"Hey, do you think Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao really have anything?"

"What can there be? First of all, the Taoist companion is definitely useless, and the Taoist companion who is in charge cannot be like Pei Lin; secondly, the friend with a gun... It is not very sure about the friend with a gun. Anyone who looks right can have an appointment with anyone." One night, so what if we have an appointment? As Pei Lin said, even if an appointment is made, the relationship between him and Jiang Weixiao will not change qualitatively, and it will not affect outsiders. It is impossible for those gangsters to really expect Pei Lin to be happy. Forever? Anyway, sooner or later, you will lose your virginity. If you ask me, Pei Lin’s loss of virginity to Jiang Weixiao is more acceptable than passers-by A, B, and C.”

04169 - unlikely

"Once Pei Lin loses his virginity, the person who took his first night will be besieged by the whole world. Without Jiang Weixiao's skills, he might be persecuted to death by those lunatics. From this point of view, by Jiang Weixiao Being Pei Lin's friend with benefits is good for your safety."

"I don't think Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao will become friends with sex. What friends with sex pursue is physical pleasure and the benefits of double cultivation. First of all, both Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao lack the benefits of dual cultivation. Their cultivation has steadily improved. Extra; then it's all about physical pleasure. I don't think either of them would seek that pleasure out of the other because they'd have to go to the trouble of putting their relationship back together after it's over. Both of them They are satisfied with their current relationship and don't want to change, then the sequelae of lust for a long time will make them irritable."

"Jiang Weixiao is a person who takes one step and thinks about a hundred steps, and Pei Lin is a person who puts his own happiness first. Neither of these two people is willing to accept the trouble of sequelae. They will control themselves to stop before the matter begins. .”

"Besides, why do you have to think of going to bed when you talk about pets? These are completely two concepts. Pets are psychological, and going to bed is physical. Pei Lin is half a disciple of the Acacia Sect. Confuse the two like the fools of the world."

"Maybe it's because many people think of lovers when they mention unrelated 'favors'? Lovers are associated with beds. If it's about Pei Sen doting on Pei Lin, those face-controlling lunatics won't think of beds."

"Narrow. Brothers without blood relationship, lovers with blood relationship, are they rare? Anyway, few monks can give birth to children. What's wrong with blood relationship lovers? It has no effect on others. Ethical issues? Look at the Yunxia Sect as a typical representative. The confusing titles of the various sects, former senior sisters and later junior sisters, former senior uncles and later subordinates... Ethical bastard, everything is based on cultivation, and if you think too much about other standards, you should really go crazy."

"You're thinking too far. Anyway, I think Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao are unlikely to have physical intercourse. Emotionally, they won't love each other to the point of needing physical intercourse. Rationally, this kind of intercourse is not necessary for them. , why choose you? If Pei Lin is really interested in having a fight with someone, the Hehuan Sect is the best choice: the technology is in place, the mentality is straightforward, and there is no sequelae."

04170 - Qualified headmaster

"Why do you say that the Taoist partner in charge can't be like Pei Lin?"

"Because the Tao in charge is the sect he belongs to, the Taoist companion needs to be able to represent this sect."

"Can't elders represent sects?"

"It's not the kind of representative of the external image. That kind of representative can still be the head of the sect. Is it self-inflicted? Well... you understand it this way. If the sect is destroyed, a certain disciple can re-establish a one that is consistent with what it should be. A sect that is exactly the same without any difference is the representative in the sense of the master Taoist. If Pei Lin rebuilds the Yunxia Sect, then thank God for not creating a sand alliance."

"What if the elders rebuild the sect?"

"The Taoism and sect of the elders are integrated, but at the same time, the elders each have their own characteristics. For example, elder Pei Ji, if he rebuilds the Yunxia Sect, then the basic rules of the new Yunxia Sect should be the same as the current one, but at the same time It will definitely bring more spirit of sword cultivator; if Elder Fuxiu Yiruo rebuilds Yunxiazong, then Yunxiazong will become a large playground. And the head of the Taoist couple does not have such obvious personal characteristics, and it can even be said that there is no such thing at all. Personal traits, which are completely integrated with the sect, are no longer like people, but the embodiment of the sect."

"Is there... that kind of monk?"

"So the head is so single, unless he is not qualified enough."

"Although some sect masters do things very safely, they are actually lacking in the complete sense of 'secretary'. I am not blaming anyone, but the requirements for the real sect master, just like the requirements for the sect master's companions, Quite harsh, in fact it is very difficult to find, very difficult. The top ten masters are basically qualified, but the second-rate sects, maybe only half of them are qualified, and the pass rate of the third-rate sects is probably less than [-]%. There is not even a standard for judging whether it is qualified or not."

"Like the heads of the Seven Great Sects, they require the Nascent Soul stage. Basically, almost the entire Nascent Soul stage of the Taoist friend who became the head has been dedicated to the position of the head. In the position of the head, the head Generally speaking, fellow Taoists only do two things. One is to manage the sect well, and the other is to cultivate an heir. What is the concept? In the Nascent Soul stage, it takes about a thousand years. In addition to routine affairs, it is to find an heir. For a thousand years, choose a person. "

"Why did the head of Yunxia Zong Zhou so eagerly decide Jiang Weixiao's senior brother status? Many people have a lot of conspiracy theories, but in fact the reason is very simple: the child who has the qualifications to be the head was discovered so early, so there is no need to go to school again." Looking for a needle in a haystack all over the world, what kind of peace of mind is that? I can semi-retire with peace of mind."

The author has something to say: Regarding the question about foreigners in the mortal world mentioned by Ada in Chapter 1014, I will explain it in detail in many, many chapters, I don’t know how many chapters, but I can briefly talk about it now, in fact, there are already many hints in the previous article up.

This planet was originally a world of cultivation for all people, that is, a culture of cultivation for all. Later, mortals without spiritual roots and unable to cultivate appeared. Therefore, the civilization of the mortal world was separated from the civilization of the cultivation world. In essence, the two have the same root.Due to the catastrophe, there are gaps in the civilizations of the mortal world and the cultivation world, and the mortal world is much more serious. When the civilization of the mortal world is rebuilt after each catastrophe, the cultivation world will give help within its ability, that is, It is said that the cultivation world has participated in every reconstruction of the mortal world, so the root of the culture of the mortal world has always been in the cultivation world.

Worshiping immortals in the mortal world is worshiping monks; when mortals hate the concept of monks and create gods, those gods are actually processed based on the image of monks, so worshiping gods is essentially worshiping monks in disguise.This is the case in the mortal world all over the world. In this regard, there are no differences of belief in the entire mortal world. After all, monks have a thirst for resources and strong athletic ability. They cannot be expected to only move in a regular manner on half of the planet and treat the other half. Obediently avoid?Cultivators must be a global territory, and leave the places where the aura is thin to mortals.

After sorting out the above problems, the problem of foreigners is easy to understand.In terms of skin color, eye color, and hair color, as well as historical and political aspects such as the division of national territory, there are "foreign" and "foreigners", but culturally, they do not exist.The root of global culture is unified, regardless of 'Eastern and Western cultures', even language, although there are different dialects, but in many occasions the common language is used, for example, when playing bullet screens around the world, everyone posts the common language, There is no need for any translation, they can understand each other.

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In addition to the above-mentioned problems, I remembered that someone mentioned the status of a psychiatrist in a previous chapter, saying that it was not as high as that mentioned in this article.

Let me also explain here. In this article, I did refer to the real environment for many settings in the mortal world, including the level of technological development, network usage, progress in interstellar exploration, etc., but there are also some things that are different. You can think of it as us The world I live in is an adaptive adjustment after considering adding an additional realm of comprehension.

Because the cultivation world attaches great importance to inner demons, the mortal world is also influenced to attach great importance to psychological problems. After all, if you listen to bedtime stories about monks destroying and hurting you because of your inner demons, it is impossible to think that "mental illness is ignored, it will naturally occur. Well, it's hypocritical to care too much'.

In the mortal world that coexists with the realm of comprehension, everyone's common sense is that "psychological problems are everywhere, and once they erupt, they will die." The monks who are used to messing around will be killed if they break out, or they will be abolished for tens of hundreds of years. I don't care, but how can ordinary people be so ignorant of the legal system?Mortals must take precautions before they happen, and solve them as soon as they discover a mental illness, so the mortal world will naturally attach importance to psychologists, that is, psychologists have a higher status in the mortal world, and this is a long-standing, already existing Ten-thousand-year occupations—that existed before the first catastrophe—are not emerging occupations.

There are no psychiatrists in the realm of comprehension, and monks ask themselves to heal themselves. The next best thing is to ask their masters, colleagues, and friends for help.Self-centered monks will basically not practice a profession that mainly serves others. Even if there are occasional niche sects with strange paths, the number of them is too small. Since all monks are mentally ill, they will not have visible effects at all. The sick monks still had to rely on themselves.