Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04163-Test product

Me: "Because my father has practiced for thousands of years and has achieved great power. There is a saying that goes like this: Life is not a sprint, it is a relay race. My father saved a lot of money and gave it to his son; The resources accumulated for tens of thousands of years are used to protect their own disciples. Is there a problem?"

"I think it's okay, but there are always a lot of people who think there is a problem."

Me: "It's fine to ignore them. I've accepted the task of the Shazhuan. In the future, I may set some rules according to my mood. For example, I will block the permission to enter the Shazhuan for those who make me unhappy."

"Oh, relying on Yunxia Zongfeng? Yes, it is natural for the sect to protect its disciples, but the resources accumulated by the sect for tens of thousands of years, many of which have been accumulated through catastrophes and mixed with the blood of countless people, are used Protecting your mood? What a shame... Pei Lin, what did you do!?"

Me: "The secret realm I've been to just now, some people may know, is a human secret realm that rejects spiritual power. Because of this spiritual power repulsion, when monks are active in it, they will interact with the environment, and then continue to generate small gift."

I put a photo on the sandbox and continued to explain: "Here, this is a comparison picture of a small gift and a transparent fruit. It can be seen that it is really a very 'small' gift in terms of size."

"However, if you zoom in, it's actually quite delicate, and those bumps on it are interfaces?"

Me: "Yes. Each small gift is small, but there are so many small gifts, and they can be connected together to form a large gift or a set. The moment I came out, I put them together into what I think The best form, but after putting them together, I took them apart again, let them pile up in a sand pile, and then tried to make various other forms. Not as good as the one I originally made, but it can be used in different places."

"For example, for the guy who spoke badly just now?"

Me: "I glued a small gift to that fellow daoist's spiritual power thread along his body, adding a layer of suppression to his spiritual power. As I said, the secret realm I just went to rejects spiritual power. So the little gift produced there also naturally has the attribute of repelling spiritual power, but because I also have a part of the credit for the generation of this little gift, it also has the attribute of being close to spiritual power."

Me: "The two attributes that should be contradictory are combined together, so it is easy to stick to the test product I selected because of the attribute of spiritual affinity. After sticking, it immediately exerts its attribute of repelling spiritual energy, suppressing The spiritual power of the test product."

Me: "Don't worry, after all, I only released a small gift, and the cultivation level of that experimental fellow Daoist is the same as mine, so the suppression force formed by the small gift is very shallow, it's just a little discomfort, that's all. No harm. See, he can even go on cursing me in the lab."

"Although it is normal to do some experiments to confirm the efficacy of the secret realm item after getting it, it still feels like a waste to use it on this kind of person."

04164-Flying

Me: "Don't waste it. After I collect enough data, I will recycle that little gift, and then recharge it, and it will be another delicate little gift. But after recharging, its spiritual power repulsion attribute should be reduced. And the attribute of spiritual affinity will increase. This change is also one of the data I want to collect."

"Multiple data can be collected, alas, this test product is barely okay."

Test subject: "Pei Lin, don't be too confident. This little gift is not small enough to be invisible. I caught it."

I take that little gift back.

tester:"……"

Me: "You don't seem to have grasped it firmly? Thank you for providing another piece of data, which proves that although this little gift is compatible with spiritual power, it has different affinity for different spiritual powers. Compared with your spiritual power, it Kinder to me, so I can get it back easily."

"Beauty, I'm signing up to be a test subject."

Me: "No hurry. There are a lot of small gifts, and I may need a lot of test items. I will find you when I use them. If it is estimated to be a comfortable and beneficial test direction, I will find someone I like; if It is estimated that the direction of the experiment is uncomfortable and harmful, so I will find someone who I don’t like. It is estimated that it will not cause death if it is harmful, so friends who have offended me don’t need to be too afraid.”

"Who's scared? Pei Lin, don't you think you're too floating? Could it be that there are too many people paying attention to you in the sand school, giving you the illusion of calling the wind and rain?"

Me: "Yeah. I know this kind of delusion is a big problem, but after all, avoiding it can't solve it, we can only face it. One solution is, I leave Shazhuan, leave Shameng, and don't get along with my fans , maybe I have to leave Yunxiazong and learn to settle in a place where no one knows me after pretending, but I personally don't want to use this plan, because I have to stay away from too many things I know and love. Long-term camouflage is not supported by contemporary cultivation theory."

Me: "So, I chose to immerse myself in it and get used to it. Massive contact, rising to the peak in a blissful state, and then everything will be reversed, until numbness, indifference, boredom, and finally detachment."

"Hey, can you not be bored?"

Me: "Even if I'm bored, I won't be bored forever. When I first refined Tongmingguo, I was too tired to vomit. After a while, I recovered, and now I can still refine it for a long time. It doesn’t take much thought to make it, but it’s not completely ignored, that is to say, refining Tongming fruit has become a daily routine for me, and it can hardly arouse emotions, but it can always be there.”

04165-Practice together

Me: "So, it is possible that in the future, I will get used to the attention you pay me. I will no longer deliberately provoke you, and I will no longer deliberately use you; occasionally losing will not be empty, because I know that it is only temporary and will inevitably be lost. Regression; even if it is completely lost, I can adapt again, but just become another form of everyday. It’s just everyday.”

"Uh... To sum it up, beauty, you have not only confirmed that you will accept the task of marking, but also that you will do this task for a long time?"

Me: "Yes. My heart demon robbery practice field. Thank you for your attention to me, you have formed part of my Tao."

"Beauty, you're welcome, let's practice together so that the Sand League will last forever."

"What are you saving..."

Me: "Maybe my Sand League will become the Tao of the majority? It will become a new popular profession, like sword repair."

"Oh, young master, you are floating, you don't need to land."

"Call the beauty!"

"Floating, fluttering into a sky full of balloons pulled down."

"Following the naming method of Shameng and Shazhuan, shouldn't it be called Sadao?"

"It's called a sand sculpture."

"According to the current naming method, the last word should be 'Tao' and 'Sand Sculpture Road', which is not concise enough."

"You're not done with an impossible thing, are you?"

"Shazhuan is a place of nonsense, if you don't like it, let's fight."

"I'm afraid of you, report the coordinates."

……

After I return to Yunxia Sect, I will first ask the senior brother to accept the task of marking Sha Zhuan.

Eldest brother: "Wait for two days, the task office decides to add something to this task, and they will notify you when it is done."

Me: "Didn't I ask you to pick me up?"

Big brother: "They changed their mind."

Me: "Too unreasonable."

Eldest brother: "That's right. Even I dare to tease you."

Me: "...Did they change their minds by themselves, or because you reminded them?"

Big brother: "Inspired by your speech in Shazhuan."

Me: "Who got the inspiration? You or the mission?"

Eldest brother: "All."

Me: "Who is in charge?"

The elder brother rubbed his chin: "Would you like to see the spelling result of my little gift?"

I want."

04166-play

Big brother: "Are you still looking for the bottom line after reading it?"

Me: "If you don't answer, I can't force you."

Eldest brother: "But before you knew that there were loopholes in my words but you would turn a blind eye to them. This time, I am pressing you so hard. Did I offend you? Big brother is very worried."

Me: "Can't you make your words look flawless at a glance?"

Big brother: "But I like the feeling of 'although there are loopholes, but you turn a blind eye', like being pampered by you."

Me: "...I'm very interested in playing sandbox now, so I have the urge to play sandbox with your words that are likely to cause large-scale fights."

Eldest brother: "I surrender myself."

Speaking of the elder brother posted a post on Shazhuan, he is so disgusting to the public: "I often mislead my little beauty's thinking with inexhaustible or distorted sentences. Xiao Liner is never really angry with me, but even When he found out that I was lying to him, he also followed my teasing to think, and loved me very much."

Sand Special:

"..."

"Why Jiang! Wei! Xiao! has the same post as Pei Linxiang! Special mark and special reminder!"

"...Jiang Weixiao wants to give himself permission for the Jindan-level task mark led by Yunxiazong, who will stop him?"

"Fellow daoists, calm down. Jiang Weixiao's words are obviously intended to cause trouble. He knows better than Pei Lin how excited we will be because of Pei Lin. He is so disgusting that we definitely have a clear purpose. Don't fall for his plan. .”

"No matter what conspiracy he has, I just want to beat him now. Jiang Weixiao, come out if you have the guts. Let's have a fight. Don't pretend to ignore it! I am also at the peak of Jindan, and I have not bullied you."

"Hey...if Jiang Weixiao and Pei Lin form a Taoist couple...don't take it out on me...hey..."

"Hey, I buried another one. Some children, seeing Pei Lin Jiang Weixiao messing with the whole world so casually, continuing to frisk after messing with it, and messing with it again after a while, think that the whole world is really easy to mess with. The two of them With support, ordinary people must know how to protect themselves.”

"Let me tell you something, gossip, it is said that Jiang Weixiao mentioned the matter of having sex with Pei Lin, and Pei Lin's reaction at the time was to take off his clothes. If it wasn't for the other members of the Yunxia Sect to stop it in time, maybe, Pei Lin The beauty went to Jiang Weixiao's bed."