The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

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Li Jiaoyang's obscenity was not overheard by gods and ghosts, Shen Yi was taking a bath, he had nothing to do, he could only lie outside like a dead dog and watch TV.Shen Yi was inconvenient with only one hand, and it took him a long time to go in. When he came out, Li Jiaoyang was almost asleep.

"Wake up." Shen Yi raised his foot and kicked Li Jiaoyang, and threw him the phone, "Order takeaway."

Li Jiaoyang snorted. Seeing that Shen Yi's hair was still wet and standing in front of him covered in moisture, he dazed for a while, took his mobile phone to skillfully order food, and said to Shen Yi, "Your hair is so Long, is it not easy to do without blowing it?"

"Well, it's not easy to blow, let's hang it out." Shen Yi said indifferently.

"Come on, let me blow it to you." Li Jiaoyang volunteered to pull Shen Yi into the bathroom.He probably knew better than Shen Yi himself how the things in Shen Yi's house were arranged, so he took out the hair dryer from the cabinet, and pressed Shen Yi to blow it on.Shen Yi's hair was long, and the water beads on it were blown wildly. He called Li Jiaoyang annoyedly: "You are blowing the hair of the dog!"

"Ah? Isn't that how you blow it?" Li Jiaoyang turned off the switch, "I usually blow it like this."

Shen Yi turned around and folded his arms, looked at Li Jiaoyang playfully and asked, "Didn't you accumulate any experience with practical guiding significance from the girlfriends you dated before?"

This sentence was too long, Li Jiaoyang couldn't analyze it, so he could only say: "Hi! I haven't blown my hair before any of my exes."

"No wonder there is no good death." Shen Yi muttered.

"That can't be helped, it's beyond my control." Li Jiaoyang explained, "Fate is predestined, and it doesn't count if I say it. I can't just drag other girls and say no, you can't break up with me, If you fall in love with me, you have to marry me. Why don't people arrest me if they don't call the police?"

Shen Yi asked: "So they dumped you?"

Li Jiaoyang reviewed his love journey, nodded and said, "Basically."

"Oh, you're quite honorable?" Shen Yi smiled.

"What can I do? I'm also desperate!" Li Jiaoyang supported Shen Yi's shoulder and told him to turn around. Both of them faced the mirror. Li Jiaoyang curled his fingers around Shen Yi's hair. Looking at Shen Yi in the mirror, he said teasingly, "But don't I have you now? Sister Xiaoniao." The black hair slipped from his fingers, and he took advantage of the opportunity to poke Shen Yi's face.

"No, can you tell me." Shen Yi looked at Li Jiaoyang in the mirror, then quickly turned around to face Li Jiaoyang, looked into his eyes, and said, "Do you have to be so disgusting?"

"Just kidding." Li Jiaoyang patted Shen Yi, "Don't take it seriously. Stand up obediently, and I'll dry your hair. It's time for the takeaway to eat later."

The buzzing noise reverberated in the room, and they couldn't hear them talking anyway, so the two of them simply didn't speak.After Li Jiaoyang helped Shen Yi dry his hair, he even kindly wanted to comb it for him, but Shen Yi didn't move, letting him play with it.However, Li Jiaoyang's actions were really not gentle, and Shen Yi tore out several hairs.Looking at the hair on the comb teeth, Shen Yi felt a little distressed, and hurriedly asked Li Jiaoyang to let him go.

The takeaway came quickly, the two sat at the opposite table, Shen Yi dug slowly with a spoon, he felt Li Jiaoyang's strange gaze, which made him a little uncomfortable, and asked Li Jiaoyang: "Why don't you watch me if you don't eat? "

"It's okay, I just thought I might have to feed you." Li Jiaoyang said, "I didn't expect you to be okay yourself."

"I'm not disabled!" Shen Yi said, "Besides, you don't have to be so filial, do you?"

"Isn't it chaos if I care about it?" Li Jiaoyang's idiom level may not have graduated from elementary school, his eyes rolled around, and he said very seriously, "I'd better eat and live with you, or you I'm really worried about being alone."

Hearing these words, Shen Yi felt very mixed feelings.If it's a relationship between good friends, Li Jiaoyang's performance is almost heartbreaking. Shen Yi has been abroad, and he doesn't know Li Jiaoyang's circle of friends. He doesn't know if Li Jiaoyang treats every so-called good friend well. It's so warm.Other than that, there are no other words to describe their relationship.Because of this, Shen Yi felt a headache.

He enjoyed Li Jiaoyang's kindness to him too much.For a person who has been in love for many years, there is no way to ignore the other person's every move, every word and deed.Even a greeting and a smile can easily capture yourself. One brain can finely separate two voices, and the one calmly says don't lie to yourself, he only treats you as a friend.The other said, it's not against the law to make up brains anyway, don't you long for his touch?

Human inertia is born in this kind of pulling, and every time the lazy voice will say loudly, take a step closer, it won't matter anyway.So Shen Yi followed the instigation of this Satan and allowed Li Jiaoyang to do evil.

Every time he woke up from the dream, Shen Yi would become anxious because of waking up. He felt that no matter how disgusted and indifferent he was towards Li Jiaoyang, he couldn't control his heart.He was about to lose his vigilant nerves, so he began to fear the dawn, and every moment he spent with Li Jiaoyang.

He feels hate, but unfortunately he can't do without.

Doesn't it mean that you have to get up and go to the company at dawn, and seeing Li Jiaoyang come to work alive and kicking can be counted as the official start of the day?

Didn't he forcibly build a wall under the plain expression to block the chaos and storms in the city, so that not a single drop of water can let it leak out, for fear of getting on the opponent's body?

Shen Yi could only sigh, and said softly to Li Jiaoyang, "You can do whatever you want."

Even if it is helpless, it is also joyful helplessness.

Li Jiaoyang still didn't know about this, he was just happy that Shen Yi didn't see him. "Seeing outsiders" will cause him to automatically exaggerate the proportion of his own responsibility in today's matter, and it will also aggravate his self-blame.He always had an inexplicable feeling towards Shen Yi. He tentatively guessed that it was because they came from two different spiritual worlds, which caused problems in the frequency of communication.And he admits that he cannot do without Shen Yi in both life and work, not passively, but subjectively.

The complicated interweaving of emotions would make Li Jiaoyang hold Shen Yi in his hands for fear of losing his mouth and melt, so his behavior became more and more anxious and unpredictable.

The inability to get along with each other normally has caused the relationship between the two people to enter a hide-and-seek state.One is chasing and the other is hiding, the one who is chasing is always afraid that the other party will dislike him for getting too close, but the one who is hiding silently hopes that the other party will chase him more.

24 Filial Piety Li Jiaoyang took care of Shen Yi's busy schedule at home. Fortunately, he didn't have to go to work the next day, so the two of them stayed at home.Shen Yi can only use one hand, and he can't play games, so he can only go online with the dead house attribute and lie on the sofa to watch the new show.Li Jiaoyang had to accompany him when he was a fan, and Shen Yi, the new fan in July, had almost been opened, so it was hard to watch it all while he was free?This caused Li Jiaoyang's brain to be muddled when he went to work, and he felt like he was going blind.

It's not easy to live in a dead house, Li Jiaoyang felt sincerely.

Zhang Chunqiang saw that Shen Yi was injured and came here on Monday. He was puzzled and asked why he went there. Shen Yi said lightly that he was scalded by boiling water, and it was not a big deal.On the surface, Zhang Chunqiang didn't ask any more questions, but secretly chased Shen Yi behind his back.

"I think you're going to catch up with Mrs. Xianglin in terms of hard work." Zhang Chunqiang quietly sent a message to Shen Yi, "To be honest, if you really can't do it, sister will introduce you to some ways to get things done by force. "

Shen Yi sent a "sweating" emoji: "Don't do this, rape is against the law."

"Raping a man is not rape." Zhang Chunqiang said jokingly.

For this joke, Shen Yi showed a little lack of interest.Zhang Chunqiang did know a lot of things about him, even the fact that he liked Li Jiaoyang for many years, but this didn't mean that Shen Yi would talk to Zhang Chunqiang if he had nothing to do.Shen Yi is not a person who is very good at expressing his inner thoughts, nor does he take the initiative to find answers to questions.He is just used to walking alone, and he may not be able to get any results when he reaches the dark, but he is not a master who will turn back easily.

From the perspective of Zhang Chunqiang, who is a bystander, this matter is very painful.First of all, she lacks affection and can't understand the concept of the so-called "I love you to death but I won't tell you when I kill you". Modern society is not suitable for playing affectionate characters. ?Wouldn't it be too tragic for everyone to die without touching it?Besides, she has experienced big storms and doesn't think there will be any shocking consequences even if she says "I like you" to a straight man.Can the earth still go around the moon?He doesn't want to take risks, but also wants to maintain the existing relationship with the other party... Zhang Chunqiang is very puzzled, when can he have both the fish and the bear's paw?

"What are you thinking now?" Zhang Chunqiang asked Shen Yi.

"I don't know." Shen Yi replied, "Let's take a step and see."

Zhang Chunqiang let Shen Yi hang out for a while and then said: "Actually, it's pretty good now. He cares about you, and he can't leave you, so let's just waste it. When he meets his true soulmate, you can do it." Glorious exit. Oops, now I have imagined the scene where he sincerely invited you to be the best man when he got married. It is really a drama of abuse!"

Shen Yi was helpless: "Can't you expect me to order?"

Zhang Chunqiang shook his head: "You are terminally ill and half dead, you will never recover."

Shen Yi glanced at Zhang Chunqiang through his computer screen, and Zhang Chunqiang was also looking at him suspiciously, and gave him a very ambiguous look.Shen Yi retracted his head and typed his fingers on the keyboard for a long time. Zhang Chunqiang saw that "the other party is typing" was always displayed in his dialog box.

"You can't operate with one hand." Zhang Chunqiang began to mock.

After a long time, Shen Yi sent a message, just one word: "Hey."

Zhang Chunqiang didn't understand what it meant, and she didn't intend to waste time caring about this gay guy who thought he was upright.Facts have proved that it is meaningless to care about a person who is in an emotional vortex. They will not listen to anyone's opinion. Unless they want to, it is easier and quicker to hang themselves.Zhang Chunqiang actually wanted to remind Shen Yi that perhaps Shen Yi himself didn't realize that even though his daily attitude towards Li Jiaoyang was still that deadly, anyone with a heart could see that he didn't resist Li Jiaoyang that much in his eyes.

No matter how harsh what he said, it would still leave room for Li Jiaoyang.No matter how unwilling he was, he would clean up the mess for Li Jiaoyang without hesitation.He was willing to serve Li Jiaoyang as a cow and a horse, and it was not because of the more than 900 GSC clay figures.

It is because he likes Li Jiaoyang, his tenderness is also in the silent place.

Using Zhang Chunqiang's own words to evaluate Shen Yi, there are two words: disgusting!

"I'm off work, I'm leaving, little bird." Li Jiaoyang called Shen Yi home very actively.

Shen Yi's work was finishing, he asked Li Jiaoyang: "You don't work overtime?"

"Can you still work overtime every day?" Li Jiaoyang said, "It's pretty much written on the big page, let's go back and check the details. Alright, let's go."

Shen Yi let out a "hmm", saved all the files, turned off the computer and left.Before Zhang Chunqiang finished his work, he saw that they were about to leave, so he said coolly: "Oh, you can't wait to go to the couple's time?" On the contrary, he hugged Shen Yi's shoulder affectionately, and said to Zhang Chunqiang, "Just envy you!"

"Damn gay." Zhang Chunqiang's eyes almost turned white over the back of his head, "Why am I envious? Get the hell out, don't hinder me from working overtime."

"Let's go!" Li Jiaoyang turned the car keys and flirted with Zhang Chunqiang.

Zhang Chunqiang vomited.She admired Shen Yi very much, how could she fall in love with such a guy, and still be so reckless that she couldn't pull back 180 cows.

Maybe something will come down in time, who will suffer if Shen Yi is not punished?

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Li Jiaoyang asked Shen Yi as soon as he got in the car, and Shen Yi didn't know why when he got home. He had almost everything to eat, nothing more than takeaway.Li Jiaoyang himself looked at the takeaway for a long time, and he didn't know if it was sincere or intentional, so he ordered a bunch of things that he couldn't eat with a spoon.

Shen Yi couldn't hold the chopsticks with his left hand at all, and he couldn't get it right after trying for a long time.Li Jiaoyang smiled and took the chopsticks in his hand as if to feed him.Shen Yi couldn't stand Li Jiaoyang's playing like this, so he just stopped eating and went to take a bath.

He went in in a hurry, and didn't bring a change of clothes. When he was with someone before, he must have come out naked.Now there is still a big living person in the house, and he is still a big living person who doesn't know what kind of dirty words can come out of his mouth. After thinking about it, Shen Yi decided to give up, opened the door and poked his head out to shout: "Li Shiyang!" ! Get me a dress!"

Li Jiaoyang hurried over and asked, "Where did you put it?"

Shen Yi closed the door, and said through the door: "It's in my closet, you can go through it yourself, there are a dozen specially placed home clothes, you can take any one."

"Oh okay, you wait." Li Jiaoyang went to the bedroom, opened Shen Yi's big wardrobe, and suddenly saw Shen Yi's wives who had been folded into several folds and stuffed into the wardrobe.He threw all his wives aside, and looked in the closet for the ones that Shen Yi used to wear, and when he was about to take them away, he turned his eyes to the row next to them.

Shen Yi dried in the bathroom for a long time before he heard movement at the door.He opened a gap and said dissatisfied: "Why are you so troublesome to find a dress?"

"Here you are." Li Jiaoyang pushed the clothes in through the crack of the door.Shen Yi shook it in his hand, and was stunned on the spot.

From which corner is this silk suspender nightdress turned out?