The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

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Help people to the end, send Buddha to the west.

Shen Yi didn't expect Li Jiaoyang's mother's desire for his daughter-in-law to be so intense. He thought that the so-called "meeting the parents" last time was almost enough, and there was even a follow-up.When he was in a daze, Li Jiaoyang thought that he was irrelevant, and almost knelt down for him, and asked Shen Yi to make whatever request he wanted. He was satisfied as much as he could, and only asked Shen Yi to save his life.

"Have you ever thought about finding a girlfriend?" Shen Yi asked.

"It's too far away to quench my thirst!" Li Jiaoyang said, "I'll find a girl to sing the oboe with me right away!"

Shen Yi said, "So I'm so handy."

"Don't, don't, don't." Seeing that Shen Yi was a little unhappy, Li Jiaoyang hurriedly said, "You save the trouble!"

Shen Yi shrugged, it was a little funny to see Li Jiaoyang's flustered look, and he nodded his agreement after infiltrating him for a few minutes.In order to repay Shen Yi for saving his life, Li Jiaoyang decided to take Shen Yi to go shopping after work - to buy skirts.

He is a very simple and rude person, he is not short of money, and anything that can be solved with money is not a problem.Most of the means of expressing one's gratitude or love for others are inseparable from buying, buying, and buying, and he can be regarded as a very economical man.On the other hand, Shen Yi was not interested in this kind of activity, and he didn't object to Li Jiaoyang pulling him out, it just depended on what monster Li Jiaoyang could make.

"What brand do you want?" Li Jiaoyang only now has the self-awareness of being a second-generation rich girl, pointing his hand in the mall very casually, "Choose whatever you like, and buy whichever one you like."

What a stupid three-dimensional human being, Shen Yi thought.

"How do I choose?" Shen Yi said, "Go in and tell people I want this dress, can I try it? Don't you think it's scary?" Not only is it scary, but people will probably think it's a pervert.

"What's the matter?" Unexpectedly, Li Jiaoyang didn't care much, "Who stipulated that only women can buy skirts? It's not that they don't give money, what's so scary? I just like them who feel disgusting but have to serve us Appearance. Don't worry, if someone dares to show even the slightest disgust, I'll immediately perform my nirvana!"

"What nirvana?" Shen Yi asked curiously.

"Of course it's 'call your manager out'! Then show my card!" Li Jiaoyang acted like a nouveau riche.

He just wanted to tease Shen Yi, and of course he would not do such a shameful thing, Shen Yi smiled cooperatively and said: "Obviously you thought it was strange at first, it was the first time you saw it at my door. to me..."

"Of course it will be very exciting when you come into contact with unknown concepts for the first time." Li Jiaoyang said, "But after a long time, you will feel that there is nothing special about you, and it is normal when you look good."

Shen Yi said: "You are more calm than me."

"Otherwise? All men are created equal, that's the way it is." Li Jiaoyang smiled and put his arm around Shen Yi's shoulder and turned into Chanel, which was closest to them.

The clerk is usually more enthusiastic about customers who are matched like a man and a woman, and the rest depends on your ability to observe words and expressions.Non-mainstream people like Li Jiaoyang wearing shorts, vest and flip-flops are obviously not in their scope of coverage, but Shen Yi next to him is very tastefully dressed. The clerk smiled and asked Shen Yi what he wanted, and Shen Yi casually flipped through Flipping, pointed to a white dress and asked, "I want this."

"What size do you need?" the clerk asked him.

Shen Yi said, "I wore it."

The clerk's smile froze on her face, but after all she had seen too many monsters and goblins, she quickly recuperated and went to fetch clothes for Shen Yi, while Li Jiaoyang covered his face and laughed.

Shen Yi tried it for a long time very openly, but Li Jiaoyang didn't express his opinion, anyway, he just paid the money at the end, and Shen Yi's clothes taste was always very good, so he just sat and watched.

Others in the store also looked at Shen Yi, but unlike Li Jiaoyang's admiring eyes, most of them seemed to be watching a joke, or had disdain in their eyes. Shen Yi accepted all of them. Feel something wrong.It was Li Jiaoyang who made them look a little annoyed, his eyes made him uncomfortable, and he felt angry for Shen Yi.It happened that beside them there was a man with a big arm and a round waist who was paying the bill for the woman next to him. He didn't try to hide it, but when he saw Shen Yi standing in front of the mirror, there was an unusually blatant disdain and disgust in his eyes.

Shen Yi looked indifferently at the man in the mirror, and then slowly turned back to look at the man.

The man was smashed and said very unnaturally: "What are you looking at?"

Shen Yi turned around and walked slowly to the man.He was almost half a head taller than that man, which made him bend down very easily, put his arms on the other's shoulders, blew at the man very ambiguously, and whispered: "Look what's wrong with you? "

His actions really disgusted the man, and the face of the woman beside him turned green.The man vigorously waved Shen Yi's hand away, cursing words such as "disgusting" and "perverted" in his mouth, and pulled the woman away.

Shen Yi's gaze scanned the store, and no one dared to look at him anymore. They either concentrated on selecting products, or left the store quickly, and the shop assistants didn't know what to do.Shen Yi walked up to Li Jiaoyang and asked, "Does this look good?"

"Well, you look good." Li Jiaoyang said, "You look good in whatever you wear."

Shen Yi said: "Then buy this." He went to change back his clothes, a clerk helped him wrap the skirt, and another clerk helped Li Jiaoyang pay the bill.Regardless of whether they are male or female, human or demon, the one who spends money freely is God.

This prank seemed to be Shen Yi's victory, but he was depressed all the way back. Li Jiaoyang didn't dare to take a breath until Shen Yi was sent home and Shen Yi pulled off his seat belt to get out of the car. Li Jiaoyang stopped him.

"Is something wrong?" Shen Yi asked.

"It's nothing, little bird." Li Jiaoyang's beginning was a bit out of order, he looked at Shen Yi and said, "Actually, you still care a little bit in your heart, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't have acted like that to that person. Actually...you can ignore him completely, it's really nothing."

"I just thought it was fun." Shen Yi said, "Nothing special."

"..."

"For most people, people like me are pure aliens, and it is almost human instinct to reject aliens." Shen Yi said, "Also for most people, the first thing that comes to mind is not 'Why is he with me? I'm not the same', but 'he's not the same as me, then there's something wrong with him'. I just want to ask that big brother to be kind and be kind."

Li Jiaoyang asked: "Then aren't you afraid that he will fight with you? What if it hurts you?"

"No, look at the way that person is dressed. He looks like a nouveau riche." Shen Yi analyzed, "This kind of person is the most face-saving, and it is obvious that doing it in a luxury store will make him pretend after all the effort." He lost all face when he got up, and he was beaten back to his original shape all at once?"

"Hmm..." Li Jiaoyang nodded, "It seems to make sense. Hey, don't be unhappy about this, the past is the past."

"I'm not unhappy, but you're the one who keeps chattering here." Shen Yi smiled, "I'll go home if it's okay."

"Oh, you go back." It was early today, and Li Jiaoyang had no reason to go to Shen Yi's house to sleep.He waved to Shen Yi and said, "I'll pick you up on weekends."

"Okay." Shen Yi replied.

The meal this time was different from last time, this meal was lunch, Pang Wen reserved a private room in the hotel, so Li Jiaoyang went to Shen Yi's house early in the morning to pick him up.This inevitably meant another long wait, waiting for Miss Shen to finish grooming and dress up, and stand in front of him flamboyantly, wearing the bracelet that Li Jiaoyang's mother gave her on her wrist.

"Well, it's pretty good." Li Jiaoyang looked at Shen Yi's white skirt and said, "Young丨Woman丨Bai丨Jie."

Shen Yi said, "I knew you had no good words." He put on his bag and was about to go out. Li Jiaoyang asked, "You don't have curly hair this time? I think your curly hair looks good too."

"I'm too lazy to roll." Shen Yi said, "If you think it looks good, it must be ugly. Straight men's aesthetics are unreliable."

"Damn it! Did straight men provoke you?" Li Jiaoyang protested, "Don't target us straight men, okay?"

Shen Yi spread his hands: "I just want to target you."

There was nothing he could do about being targeted, he had to bow his head under the eaves, Li Jiaoyang still had to obediently take Shen Yi to the family gathering.He is really convinced by his old mother, she always finds things for him to play when he has nothing to do, what kind of drama is he performing all day long, it's not enough to add trouble.

Sooner or later, the secrets must be exposed every now and then.

The whole family sat around the round table and hadn't seen each other for a few days. Pang Wen greeted Shen Yi very kindly and tenderly. Li Jiaoyang was speechless, and said, "Mom, let him have two bites of food first. I haven't eaten anything in the morning. Woolen cloth."

"Okay, okay, eat first." Pang Wen let go.

Shen Yi has been trying his best to avoid talking too much, Li Jiaoyang piled up vegetables as high as a hill in his bowl, and he just slammed his head and quickly took a few bites.The bracelet on her wrist was shaking, and Pang Wen couldn't mention how happy she was.

How can Li Jiaoyang not see the meaning of such a gratifying smile?He only hopes that if his deeds are revealed one day, or if he is lucky enough to have a peaceful breakup with his "girlfriend", his mother can treat him lightly.

Shen Yi lowered his head to eat, always feeling a line of sight lingering on him, and when he raised his head, he met Li Chenxing.Li Chenxing smiled at Shen Yi without hesitation. That smile seemed to have been practiced many times. It was precise and perfect. It was hard to tell what the meaning was behind it, but Shen Yi felt very bad.

At this time the waiter came in. He had a hot water pot in his hand to refill everyone's tea. When he walked up to Shen Yi, Shen Yi just reached out to turn the turntable on the round table. The movements of the two touched each other, and the boiling hot water " "Wow!" poured all over Shen Yi's hands.

The pain caused by the high temperature caused Shen Yi to withdraw his hands reflexively, and the waiter was also frightened, and apologized quickly.Li Jiaoyang was sitting next to Shen Yi, and he pulled Shen Yi's hand at the speed of light, it was already hot red.

"What's the matter with you?!" Li Jiaoyang didn't hold back, and said something to the waiter.What can the waiter do?There seems to be no other way but to apologize crazily.

Shen Yi felt that one of his hands was going to be scalded off, and it was burning hot, but he still said to Li Jiaoyang: "I didn't see it, don't blame others."

There was chaos at the dinner table, and Li Jiaoyang's family members gathered around. Shen Yi was already in pain, but now he felt even more uncomfortable being surrounded.

"Why are you still standing there!" Pang Wen said, "Hurry to the hospital!"

Shen Yi looked at Li Jiaoyang, and Li Jiaoyang said, "You eat your shit, I'll take him. Don't run off to the hospital in a mess." After that, he pulled Shen Yi and disappeared at the speed of light.

Pain has a cumulative process, and the burn will become more and more painful. Shen Yi was able to persist at first, but now his face turned pale when he leaned on the passenger seat.The distance all the way to the hospital was not far, but Shen Yi felt as if 1 years had passed, and when he finally saw the doctor, he would go berserk and want to hit someone in pain.

Li Jiaoyang was pinched and scratched by Shen Yi like a punching bag.

The doctor treated Shen Yi's wound. The hot water was scalded, but it was not to the point where the skin was burnt, and there would be no scars. After applying the medicine properly, he would be fine in a few days.However, during this period, the normal life will be slightly affected. After all, it is the right hand that is injured, so it is not so convenient to eat, bathe and change clothes.

Li Jiaoyang called his mother to make sure he was safe, and then heaved a sigh of relief, only to realize that Shen Yi had scratched his arms red.

"You're too ruthless." Li Jiaoyang pointed to the red spot on his arm that was almost bleeding, "You don't catch a woman like this after giving birth, do you? What about Guan Yunchang's bone scraping? A man... "

"I'm not Guan Yunchang." Shen Yi said angrily, "I'm just afraid of pain and coquettish."

The nurse wrapped up his wound, and added: "Men are indeed less tolerant of pain than women, so don't worry too much about it. Having a baby will probably make your entire arm fat."

"Oh." After the sister nurse had finished speaking, Li Jiaoyang stopped teasing Shen Yi about this matter, but felt a dull pain in his arm from being intimidated by the words just now.

"It can be regarded as a blessing in disguise, but unexpectedly, I don't have to eat with my family." Li Jiaoyang asked Shen Yi, "What are you doing these days? Can you live alone? Do you want me to serve you? After all, you are too It was made like this to help me."

"You serve me?" Shen Yi sneered, "You serve me again."

"Oh, what are you talking about? Am I such an unreliable person?" Li Jiaoyang said, "Aren't I worried that you, a semi-crippled self, will do something at home! Don't always defile me Can you be kind?"

"Then tell me, what can you do when you go to our house?" Shen Yi said, "My left hand is not broken, and I can still order takeaway with one hand."

He was indeed able to complete this action, because Li Jiaoyang only had the function of "knowing how to order takeaway" in his eyes.But when Li Jiaoyang sent him home, when he was looking for clothes to change by himself, he realized that it really wasn't very smart to do all this with his left hand.

Because his left hand can't touch the zipper on the back of the skirt at all!

Shen Yi was sweating profusely, his left arm was about to cramp and he still couldn't feel it, so he could only give up and said to Li Jiaoyang who was enjoying the show, "Help me stretch it."

"Didn't I only order takeaway?" Li Jiaoyang hung up the phone with Erlang's legs crossed.

Shen Yi frowned and gave a "tsk", raised his leg and kicked Li Jiaoyang: "Hurry up!"

"Hey, good, good." The cheap Li Jiaoyang quickly stood up, nodded and bowed, and waited for His Highness Shen Yi to change his clothes.

The visual experience of taking off someone's skirt is completely different from taking off other clothes, especially standing behind the other person.As soon as the zipper was opened, the white back was exposed in front of the eyes, and occasionally a few strands of long hair hung down restlessly. The jet-black hair color formed a sharp contrast with the skin.Shen Yi was only wearing a pair of underwear, and the white skirt was a bit erotic when it was half hung on her body.

For some reason, a strange idea popped up in Li Jiaoyang's mind.

Why isn't Shen Yi a woman?

If Shen Yi was a woman, she must be a beautiful woman, and she would be a very good mate anyway. Men who want to pursue him may line up the entire Chang'an Avenue.If I were to be myself... hey, then I would only worry about whether people would like me, right?

If Shen Yi were a woman, he would definitely be useless.

"Why are you in a daze?" When Li Jiaoyang was in a trance, Shen Yi had already put on the T-shirt he usually wears, and looked at Li Jiaoyang like an idiot.

"No, it's nothing." Li Jiaoyang quickly returned to his senses, and returned to the subject, "Look, you still need me, right? Hey, I'm really worried about you being alone, so I'll take care of you for two days as hard as I can!"

"Oh, I'm so touched." Shen Yi replied indifferently, and went to take a shower by herself.

"Hey!" Li Jiaoyang thumped the bathroom door, "Don't get any water on the wound! Do you want me to wrap you in plastic wrap?"

"It's the greatest humanitarian care for me that you stop for a while!" Shen Yi shouted amidst the sound of splashing water.

Li Jiaoyang complained in his heart, if Shen Yi was a woman, how many men would have to be repelled by this mouth alone!Maybe it's a bit of a joke to be as thick-skinned as yourself.

But who knows why he isn't a woman?