The ace matchmaker of the ghost world
Chapter 5 God of War Don't Be Too Stupid
Chapter 5:
His Majesty was probably moved by my caring for him too much, so he glanced at me lightly, put his gorgeous face aside, and said indifferently: "Since you have decided to live in the ghost world temporarily, then stay in Xuanming Palace .”
These words were obviously addressed to Yuan Zhi, my IQ was so normal that I would not pretend to be passionate a second time, so I hurriedly lowered my head and raised my feet to prepare to leave, but I didn't want to hear the king say again: "You also keep the dough, I have something to ask you. "
Knowing that he was eager to find ghosts, I didn't think too much about it, and hurriedly followed his footsteps, and entered the resting side hall with Yuan Zhi.Because the king is very fond of the human world, the layout of the side hall is just like the appearance of a palace in the human world, which only makes me miss it in my heart.However, with things piled up in my mind, I didn't want to pay more attention to it, so I asked the king: "Your Majesty, do you have a pen and ink?"
Since I have decided to help Yuan Zhi pursue Yu Dai, I can't help getting to know him better, so I happily took the paper and ink brought by the little ghost, and with a brush in my mouth, I let Yuan Zhi sit down at the table and began to talk to him. He digs deeper.The king was very interested, with a cold and noble expression, sitting on the side with me, looking very curious, "Dough, do you want to torture me like this?"
My stomach twitched a few times in a rhythmic manner, with only a smile on my face, I glanced at the Snow Falcon resting in a ball on the table, shook my head and sighed softly: "Your Majesty, you can't be in a hurry after looking for ghosts. To tell you the truth , the widow has already made a list for the king, and it is up to them to break through."
"That's right. I have to boast that your ability to handle affairs is more satisfying to the king than your appearance." The king nodded slightly, and then stopped staying any longer, and waved his hand to let Xue Falcon jump on his shoulders, one king and one bird entered. Went intermittently.
"Thank you for your compliment!" I smiled and watched the king, stretched my legs and exercised my muscles and bones, then smiled and said to Yuan Zhi who was opposite me: "Hey, what do I ask you, what do you answer, don't ask questions halfway. Live the four-character mantra: tell the truth." He hastily agreed.
I looked serious: "Yuanzhi, you have known the king for so long, but do you know that the king beat up the king of the demon world?"
Yuan Zhi was puzzled: "What does this have to do with Ben chasing his wife?"
I continued to face seriously: "Don't have any questions in the middle, you just answer."
Yuan Zhi scratched his head: "It has happened before. But only Chang Wu, the general, and the demon king knew about it. For this reason, Chang Wu even gagged the general with a snow falcon to keep his mouth shut."
oh.I guessed right.I smiled again and said: "In this way, you must know that the king beat the demon king because the demon king broke his mouth and said a few words to the king."
Yuan Zhi recalled for a moment, Fang shook his head and corrected: "I'm afraid you have misremembered. It was just for the master of your ghost world, calling Gu Fan. It was the demon king who deliberately caused trouble, and Chang Wu just replied. The demon king Furious, I want to beat Chang Wu, I don't want to be beaten by Chang Wu."
oh.It turns out that Su Liu doesn't have to worry too much.I rolled my eyes, turned the brush, and dipped a few drops of ink in a decent manner, then smiled again: "Perhaps I have misremembered. Yuanzhi, I heard that you like to eat fairy peaches in the heaven, I even had a fight with the Queen Mother over this."
Yuan Zhi blushed, scratched his head and waved his arms, and said with a look of bewilderment: "Misinformation, misinformation. But don't let Yu Dai know, the image of the general has always been very good."
You are overthinking, this is what Yu Dai told me.After I got the news, I cleared up the confusion in my heart. I promised him again and again, and asked him a few more trivial questions. Fang pondered: "Have you really never been in love?"
Yuan Zhi shook his head firmly, his eyes dimmed a bit, he got up and moved around and gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, why would you be laughed at by the Emperor of Heaven!"
I saw that he was so angry that he seemed to be burning with anger, and hurriedly explained: "I don't mean anything else. It's just that if you haven't experienced it, this matter will inevitably be more difficult. How about, I will show you the real love later. "
On the way to Xuanming Palace, pulled by the red scorpion, when I passed the Naihe Bridge, I saw Black and White Wuchang holding hands in front of Grandma Meng, so I knew they were already together, so I thought about it for a while and said: "Wait until the party, Black and White Wuchang go away The world is infatuated, I will go with you and let you see how they fall in love." He was slightly startled, then overjoyed, and moved closer to me with a shy face: "When will I see Yu Dai again?"
"Yuan Zhi, there is something that no one else has been pondering over, I think it's better to tell you earlier. Yu Dai, what should I say about him." I was worried, and gestured for him to sit closer, with a stern face that you want to sit down. With a mentally prepared expression, he said: "Let me make an analogy with you, and you have to figure out the mystery by yourself."
"Don't be nervous, it's just an analogy. If the ghost world is a blue fallen tree growing by the Blood River Pond, then the thousands of ghost brothers, sisters, and sisters are like flowers on the tree. Over time, they may Whether it blooms smoothly, or dies halfway, or bears fruit successfully, but Yu Dai, uh, does not take the usual path."
"Although it is abnormal, it is a demon, but since it is in the ghost world, there is nothing wrong with it. But the key is that in the end, he will grow into a flower, a strange flower." I paused every word here, and I deliberately paused Living.Although he knew that Yuan Zhi had a rough heart, but since he was the god of war, he always wanted to keep some wise elves in his mind, so he said hopefully, "Do you understand?"
Yuanzhi hesitated, and kept rubbing his chin with his big palm.After a while, the face suddenly realized.I was overjoyed, and Jiang wanted to praise him as the God of War, so he cut it off curiously: "But what does this have to do with Ben's pursuit of him?"
"..." I almost vomited blood, and I picked out my fingers and pinched the center of my brows in dismay, knowing that I had used the wrong method, so I saved him in time and said to him, "Yuan Zhi, Yu Dai is really different from all the ghosts. If you If I want to see him again, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult."
"..." He was extremely astonished, rubbed his palms uneasily, got up and spun around a few times, and then jumped up in front of me, with a proud expression like a presbyopic chicken about to lay eggs: "I will know why the sun god doesn't roast Kill the same kind that you don't like!"
Very good.Unfortunately, it is said that Yu Dai has already figured out this problem.However, I didn't know the root cause, so I smiled and asked in amazement, "Why?"
Yuanzhi became interested, and made a decent gesture to put out the fire, and said mysteriously: "He is afraid that he will not be able to burn his own kind, but he will burn himself instead. I don't know when he will be so smart."
Sorry, I guessed wrong, he and Yu Dai should be a perfect match made in heaven!If there is a dispute between the ghost world and the heaven world in the future, and he will lead the army to fight, Su Liu no longer has to worry about the ghost world not taking advantage.Clutching my heart and getting up tremblingly, I grabbed the paper and brush and walked slowly into the room, not forgetting to turn my head and tell him with difficulty: "You take a rest first, and later the widow will show you how to fall in love."
After saying that, I rushed into the room without looking back, crossed the mandarin duck flower screen surrounded by Wang Shangsao, ran all the way to his bed, raised my sleeves and bowed: "The matter between Yuanzhi and Yu Dai, please take care of Wang Shangsao." !"
You should know that I believe in only one criterion when it comes to matchmaking: in front of true love, status, age, gender, species, etc. are all floating clouds, so let them finish their soy sauce early and rest.However, if it involves my personal view of love, I would selfishly find someone of the same kind. It is inevitable that such dramas as unresolved love between humans and ghosts or lingering love between ghosts and ghosts are too vigorous.Naturally, this is a foreign language, and it tends to be crooked, so let me correct it.Besides, Yuan Zhi's heart for Yu Dai is probably love at first sight, real love.Since it is true love, then I can only help with all my strength, and I have to ask the king for help with the cheek.
The king was reclining in front of the couch, with a relaxed posture and a tired expression, with one hand propping his forehead and the other holding a volume of poems and books. His black hair was already scattered on his shoulders. The small and exquisite snow falcon is extremely delicate and beautiful.The petals on the other side that floated from the sleeves were so enchanting, they were full of extravagance.In such a scene, his suddenly raised face became more luxurious and noble, and there was a little aloofness between his brows.
Heart of beauty in everyone.Although I am a wild ghost, my heart has never changed, so I was in a trance for a while, and sighed sincerely: "Your Majesty, I think you are really stunning!"
"My lord..." The air was suffocated, and time paused.After a while, he paused after saying two words, hurriedly collected his expression, as cold as usual, raised his eyelids and glanced at me lightly, then slowly said: "What's the matter?"
"..." It seems that my skill in flirting with beauties needs to be improved, so I sighed in my heart and lost the battle, hesitated for a while and said: "My lord, I need to take Yuanzhi to see how black and white impermanence fall in love, and I need you His oral instructions go out of bounds."
"That's it," Your Majesty glanced at me meaningfully, with subtle curiosity and impatient dislike on his expression, "How can you do this well? This king will go with you , and save you trouble."
The brows twitched involuntarily, and I secretly glanced at him, knowing that he might also want to learn a bit, so I didn't pierce his awkwardness and concealment, so I lowered my eyes happily, leaned down in front of the couch, and whispered softly: "Your Majesty, do you want to see the list of candidates for the Queen of Ghosts?"
"Nian and listen to me." He said coldly and concisely.I resigned to my fate and took out the list from my pocket, took a look at myself first, and asked: "Your Majesty, I didn't know that Yuan Zhi liked Yu Dai earlier, so I included him, now?"
"Cross out!" His Majesty closed the scroll with a firm attitude without any regrets.I felt sorry, I crossed Yu Dai's name as he wanted, and couldn't help saying: "Your Majesty, don't you think that Yu Dai's appearance is better than the other palace masters?" When it comes to skin, the entire ghost world , the king is the first, and the second is Yu Dai.
The king straightened up, the raised corners of his eyes were provocative, he glanced at me lightly, and smiled deeply, "If I stay with him, within five days, this king can go to the Western Heaven Buddhist Realm to participate in the Tathagata's lecture." In the assembly, let alone a verbal battle with the group of Buddhas, maybe we can compete with each other."
I groaned for a while, deeply convinced that if Yu Dai enters into Buddhism, she will be able to achieve immeasurable merits in the future.So I didn't mention these anymore, I read the list from beginning to end, and the king read it from beginning to end.In other words, I did a day of useless work.
"Dough, you probably don't know. This king has known them for thousands of years. If he had feelings for them, he would have had them long ago. Why wait until today?" The king was very displeased. Handing the list under my nose, he seemed to sneer, and said to me seriously: "If you choose them, it's better to choose you. I don't dislike you."
Reserved, reserved, you must be reserved in this situation.However, although I knew that I would not be able to molest the king, I never thought that the king would molest me with an eye for an eye. No matter how reserved I was, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded and said: "My lord, your ghost queen has not yet been decided, how can I only care about myself? My lord As for the matter, let’s wait until the ghost is settled.”
The king immediately looked away with a dark face, not wanting to take another look at me, he waved his hand and said, "You, go and tell Yuan Zhi your daughter-in-law, go."
I was puzzled for a moment, glanced at his face, squeezed the list full of crosses in my hand, raised my sleeves and bowed, said to wait in the outer hall, and then slowly backed out.
The author has something to say:
Small Theater Five:
The dough finally opened up, so he happily asked the king: What is your widow?
The king pondered, the corners of his lips curled up, and that smile seemed to stir up thousands of tender feelings into the world of mortals: "You are my king's You Lemei, so this king can hold you in my palm.
For a moment, the eyes of the two ghosts collided, and the atmosphere was as beautiful as dry wood meeting a raging fire and a kitchen knife chopping wires, and the crackling sparks of love kept ringing.
At this moment, Xue Falcon, who was watching silently, poured cold water on it calmly: Erhuo, why are you so happy, he threw you away after drinking.
His Majesty was probably moved by my caring for him too much, so he glanced at me lightly, put his gorgeous face aside, and said indifferently: "Since you have decided to live in the ghost world temporarily, then stay in Xuanming Palace .”
These words were obviously addressed to Yuan Zhi, my IQ was so normal that I would not pretend to be passionate a second time, so I hurriedly lowered my head and raised my feet to prepare to leave, but I didn't want to hear the king say again: "You also keep the dough, I have something to ask you. "
Knowing that he was eager to find ghosts, I didn't think too much about it, and hurriedly followed his footsteps, and entered the resting side hall with Yuan Zhi.Because the king is very fond of the human world, the layout of the side hall is just like the appearance of a palace in the human world, which only makes me miss it in my heart.However, with things piled up in my mind, I didn't want to pay more attention to it, so I asked the king: "Your Majesty, do you have a pen and ink?"
Since I have decided to help Yuan Zhi pursue Yu Dai, I can't help getting to know him better, so I happily took the paper and ink brought by the little ghost, and with a brush in my mouth, I let Yuan Zhi sit down at the table and began to talk to him. He digs deeper.The king was very interested, with a cold and noble expression, sitting on the side with me, looking very curious, "Dough, do you want to torture me like this?"
My stomach twitched a few times in a rhythmic manner, with only a smile on my face, I glanced at the Snow Falcon resting in a ball on the table, shook my head and sighed softly: "Your Majesty, you can't be in a hurry after looking for ghosts. To tell you the truth , the widow has already made a list for the king, and it is up to them to break through."
"That's right. I have to boast that your ability to handle affairs is more satisfying to the king than your appearance." The king nodded slightly, and then stopped staying any longer, and waved his hand to let Xue Falcon jump on his shoulders, one king and one bird entered. Went intermittently.
"Thank you for your compliment!" I smiled and watched the king, stretched my legs and exercised my muscles and bones, then smiled and said to Yuan Zhi who was opposite me: "Hey, what do I ask you, what do you answer, don't ask questions halfway. Live the four-character mantra: tell the truth." He hastily agreed.
I looked serious: "Yuanzhi, you have known the king for so long, but do you know that the king beat up the king of the demon world?"
Yuan Zhi was puzzled: "What does this have to do with Ben chasing his wife?"
I continued to face seriously: "Don't have any questions in the middle, you just answer."
Yuan Zhi scratched his head: "It has happened before. But only Chang Wu, the general, and the demon king knew about it. For this reason, Chang Wu even gagged the general with a snow falcon to keep his mouth shut."
oh.I guessed right.I smiled again and said: "In this way, you must know that the king beat the demon king because the demon king broke his mouth and said a few words to the king."
Yuan Zhi recalled for a moment, Fang shook his head and corrected: "I'm afraid you have misremembered. It was just for the master of your ghost world, calling Gu Fan. It was the demon king who deliberately caused trouble, and Chang Wu just replied. The demon king Furious, I want to beat Chang Wu, I don't want to be beaten by Chang Wu."
oh.It turns out that Su Liu doesn't have to worry too much.I rolled my eyes, turned the brush, and dipped a few drops of ink in a decent manner, then smiled again: "Perhaps I have misremembered. Yuanzhi, I heard that you like to eat fairy peaches in the heaven, I even had a fight with the Queen Mother over this."
Yuan Zhi blushed, scratched his head and waved his arms, and said with a look of bewilderment: "Misinformation, misinformation. But don't let Yu Dai know, the image of the general has always been very good."
You are overthinking, this is what Yu Dai told me.After I got the news, I cleared up the confusion in my heart. I promised him again and again, and asked him a few more trivial questions. Fang pondered: "Have you really never been in love?"
Yuan Zhi shook his head firmly, his eyes dimmed a bit, he got up and moved around and gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, why would you be laughed at by the Emperor of Heaven!"
I saw that he was so angry that he seemed to be burning with anger, and hurriedly explained: "I don't mean anything else. It's just that if you haven't experienced it, this matter will inevitably be more difficult. How about, I will show you the real love later. "
On the way to Xuanming Palace, pulled by the red scorpion, when I passed the Naihe Bridge, I saw Black and White Wuchang holding hands in front of Grandma Meng, so I knew they were already together, so I thought about it for a while and said: "Wait until the party, Black and White Wuchang go away The world is infatuated, I will go with you and let you see how they fall in love." He was slightly startled, then overjoyed, and moved closer to me with a shy face: "When will I see Yu Dai again?"
"Yuan Zhi, there is something that no one else has been pondering over, I think it's better to tell you earlier. Yu Dai, what should I say about him." I was worried, and gestured for him to sit closer, with a stern face that you want to sit down. With a mentally prepared expression, he said: "Let me make an analogy with you, and you have to figure out the mystery by yourself."
"Don't be nervous, it's just an analogy. If the ghost world is a blue fallen tree growing by the Blood River Pond, then the thousands of ghost brothers, sisters, and sisters are like flowers on the tree. Over time, they may Whether it blooms smoothly, or dies halfway, or bears fruit successfully, but Yu Dai, uh, does not take the usual path."
"Although it is abnormal, it is a demon, but since it is in the ghost world, there is nothing wrong with it. But the key is that in the end, he will grow into a flower, a strange flower." I paused every word here, and I deliberately paused Living.Although he knew that Yuan Zhi had a rough heart, but since he was the god of war, he always wanted to keep some wise elves in his mind, so he said hopefully, "Do you understand?"
Yuanzhi hesitated, and kept rubbing his chin with his big palm.After a while, the face suddenly realized.I was overjoyed, and Jiang wanted to praise him as the God of War, so he cut it off curiously: "But what does this have to do with Ben's pursuit of him?"
"..." I almost vomited blood, and I picked out my fingers and pinched the center of my brows in dismay, knowing that I had used the wrong method, so I saved him in time and said to him, "Yuan Zhi, Yu Dai is really different from all the ghosts. If you If I want to see him again, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult."
"..." He was extremely astonished, rubbed his palms uneasily, got up and spun around a few times, and then jumped up in front of me, with a proud expression like a presbyopic chicken about to lay eggs: "I will know why the sun god doesn't roast Kill the same kind that you don't like!"
Very good.Unfortunately, it is said that Yu Dai has already figured out this problem.However, I didn't know the root cause, so I smiled and asked in amazement, "Why?"
Yuanzhi became interested, and made a decent gesture to put out the fire, and said mysteriously: "He is afraid that he will not be able to burn his own kind, but he will burn himself instead. I don't know when he will be so smart."
Sorry, I guessed wrong, he and Yu Dai should be a perfect match made in heaven!If there is a dispute between the ghost world and the heaven world in the future, and he will lead the army to fight, Su Liu no longer has to worry about the ghost world not taking advantage.Clutching my heart and getting up tremblingly, I grabbed the paper and brush and walked slowly into the room, not forgetting to turn my head and tell him with difficulty: "You take a rest first, and later the widow will show you how to fall in love."
After saying that, I rushed into the room without looking back, crossed the mandarin duck flower screen surrounded by Wang Shangsao, ran all the way to his bed, raised my sleeves and bowed: "The matter between Yuanzhi and Yu Dai, please take care of Wang Shangsao." !"
You should know that I believe in only one criterion when it comes to matchmaking: in front of true love, status, age, gender, species, etc. are all floating clouds, so let them finish their soy sauce early and rest.However, if it involves my personal view of love, I would selfishly find someone of the same kind. It is inevitable that such dramas as unresolved love between humans and ghosts or lingering love between ghosts and ghosts are too vigorous.Naturally, this is a foreign language, and it tends to be crooked, so let me correct it.Besides, Yuan Zhi's heart for Yu Dai is probably love at first sight, real love.Since it is true love, then I can only help with all my strength, and I have to ask the king for help with the cheek.
The king was reclining in front of the couch, with a relaxed posture and a tired expression, with one hand propping his forehead and the other holding a volume of poems and books. His black hair was already scattered on his shoulders. The small and exquisite snow falcon is extremely delicate and beautiful.The petals on the other side that floated from the sleeves were so enchanting, they were full of extravagance.In such a scene, his suddenly raised face became more luxurious and noble, and there was a little aloofness between his brows.
Heart of beauty in everyone.Although I am a wild ghost, my heart has never changed, so I was in a trance for a while, and sighed sincerely: "Your Majesty, I think you are really stunning!"
"My lord..." The air was suffocated, and time paused.After a while, he paused after saying two words, hurriedly collected his expression, as cold as usual, raised his eyelids and glanced at me lightly, then slowly said: "What's the matter?"
"..." It seems that my skill in flirting with beauties needs to be improved, so I sighed in my heart and lost the battle, hesitated for a while and said: "My lord, I need to take Yuanzhi to see how black and white impermanence fall in love, and I need you His oral instructions go out of bounds."
"That's it," Your Majesty glanced at me meaningfully, with subtle curiosity and impatient dislike on his expression, "How can you do this well? This king will go with you , and save you trouble."
The brows twitched involuntarily, and I secretly glanced at him, knowing that he might also want to learn a bit, so I didn't pierce his awkwardness and concealment, so I lowered my eyes happily, leaned down in front of the couch, and whispered softly: "Your Majesty, do you want to see the list of candidates for the Queen of Ghosts?"
"Nian and listen to me." He said coldly and concisely.I resigned to my fate and took out the list from my pocket, took a look at myself first, and asked: "Your Majesty, I didn't know that Yuan Zhi liked Yu Dai earlier, so I included him, now?"
"Cross out!" His Majesty closed the scroll with a firm attitude without any regrets.I felt sorry, I crossed Yu Dai's name as he wanted, and couldn't help saying: "Your Majesty, don't you think that Yu Dai's appearance is better than the other palace masters?" When it comes to skin, the entire ghost world , the king is the first, and the second is Yu Dai.
The king straightened up, the raised corners of his eyes were provocative, he glanced at me lightly, and smiled deeply, "If I stay with him, within five days, this king can go to the Western Heaven Buddhist Realm to participate in the Tathagata's lecture." In the assembly, let alone a verbal battle with the group of Buddhas, maybe we can compete with each other."
I groaned for a while, deeply convinced that if Yu Dai enters into Buddhism, she will be able to achieve immeasurable merits in the future.So I didn't mention these anymore, I read the list from beginning to end, and the king read it from beginning to end.In other words, I did a day of useless work.
"Dough, you probably don't know. This king has known them for thousands of years. If he had feelings for them, he would have had them long ago. Why wait until today?" The king was very displeased. Handing the list under my nose, he seemed to sneer, and said to me seriously: "If you choose them, it's better to choose you. I don't dislike you."
Reserved, reserved, you must be reserved in this situation.However, although I knew that I would not be able to molest the king, I never thought that the king would molest me with an eye for an eye. No matter how reserved I was, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded and said: "My lord, your ghost queen has not yet been decided, how can I only care about myself? My lord As for the matter, let’s wait until the ghost is settled.”
The king immediately looked away with a dark face, not wanting to take another look at me, he waved his hand and said, "You, go and tell Yuan Zhi your daughter-in-law, go."
I was puzzled for a moment, glanced at his face, squeezed the list full of crosses in my hand, raised my sleeves and bowed, said to wait in the outer hall, and then slowly backed out.
The author has something to say:
Small Theater Five:
The dough finally opened up, so he happily asked the king: What is your widow?
The king pondered, the corners of his lips curled up, and that smile seemed to stir up thousands of tender feelings into the world of mortals: "You are my king's You Lemei, so this king can hold you in my palm.
For a moment, the eyes of the two ghosts collided, and the atmosphere was as beautiful as dry wood meeting a raging fire and a kitchen knife chopping wires, and the crackling sparks of love kept ringing.
At this moment, Xue Falcon, who was watching silently, poured cold water on it calmly: Erhuo, why are you so happy, he threw you away after drinking.
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