The ace matchmaker of the ghost world

Chapter 4:

The king's face was dark and he was about to vomit a mouthful of blood. The snow falcon jumped up and down on his shoulders, and suddenly flapped its wings and landed on my head.It patted my paws without hesitation, and it was quite curious: "Hey, dough, your brain is pretending to be batter. Look at you, don't drink any more water in the future. Otherwise, your brain will become batter, Wang Where can I find the ghost queen?"

Thank you for your concern and thoughtfulness!I gritted my teeth, pondered what it said for a while, then turned my eyes and looked at God of War.Pursing my lips with a pure and friendly smile, I tentatively said: "I have long admired the name of the God of War, you and the king..."

"Although I have friendship with him, it's really not that kind of relationship. Don't get me wrong. I came to the ghost world this time because I want to find someone to try the feeling of love." God of War is very upright and majestic , the eyes are quite sharp, and even the corners of the thin lips are pursed into a tight line. Those who don't know it think that he is training the heavenly soldiers and generals!

However, with a slight smile on my face, my heart really trembled: Are all the creatures in the heavens as calm as him, as if shameless? !No wonder being able to play and co-author with the king is a temperamental person!Knowing that I can't be too enthusiastic to lower the ghost world's face in front of the sky world, I repeatedly asked myself to be more reserved, and resolutely didn't ask him any questions about love.Jiang's face blushed so hard that he was the first to speak with a very polite attitude: "Just now I heard from Changwu that you must be the famous Xuansi. I often heard Yuelao mention you, and I finally met today .”

I was stunned, and hurriedly turned to look at the king.The king walked down the steps slowly, reaching out his hand gracefully to brush the petals on the other side falling on his shoulders.He was so intelligent that he said right to my mind: "You heard me right, it's Lao Yue. I promise you to be happy, don't lose face in front of the God of War."

After saying that, I jumped up and down excitedly and rushed to God of War. A sharp brake not only knocked off the snow falcon on my head, but also made me bump into God of War's chest.I felt ashamed, my cheeks were flushed, and I hurriedly backed away. I didn’t want to bump into the chest of the king who ran over at some time. I wanted to cry for a while, so I turned around and rubbed my chest with apologies. Said: "The widow has a good habit in the past, but this time, Yue Mo was too excited. Forgive me, Your Majesty!"

You must know that Yuelao is my god when I am a human being, and my admiration for him is naturally endless like a surging river.Now that Yuelao knows about me and seems to mention it often, how can I stay calm and roll around excitedly.

The king's eyes tightly grabbed my paws for rubbing his chest, and the emotions in his eyes flashed quickly, as if the wind and the clouds were changing, he didn't know what to say.I knew that my actions really disrespected the ghost world, so I bowed my head and retracted my actions while regretting in my heart, and slowly moved to a corner and huddled into a ball to act as a transparent ghost.

"Tell me, who do you have your eyes on?" The king asked the God of War quite calmly, and casually stretched out his hand to brush his chest, and cast a cold glance at me from the end of his tall eyes.I hastily withdrew my gaze from him, and obediently lowered my head and listened intently to the gossip, while ignoring the Snow Falcon domineering over my head, slandering in my heart that the widow rubbing your chest is your hundreds of dollars The blessings of this year's cultivation!You still think it's impossible for someone to dirty your clothes!Your ghost queen is still in the hands of the widow. Don't be afraid to sing single love songs alone!And Snow Falcon, you little bird, are you going to build a nest on the head of the widow!Are your white claws trying to grab a very cool hairstyle for the widow!

"Although I have known you for hundreds of years, this is the first time I have come to the ghost world. I thought that the ghost world is nothing more than mediocre, how can a beauty compare to the heaven world, but I am wrong! I am very happy to come Yes. Changwu, this general really has his eye on one!" War God's cold face showed a bit of joy, he waved his sleeves very bluntly, showing the menacing aura of thousands of troops, " Ben will fall in love with the one with the other side's heart embedded in his forehead!"

As soon as the words fell, the king fell silent, I knelt down, the snow falcon wilted with a cluck, and the whole hall was so quiet that it could sing a serenade!Only God of War said with a very cool face, "Will Ben be able to catch up with him? Will Ben be able to find the feeling of love from him? How will Ben fall in love with him?"

After a while, the king waved his hand in my direction. I held back a little and then smiled and wanted to get closer to him, but seeing the snow falcon revived, flew to his shoulder with flapping wings, and pulled his hair affectionately .The king pursed his lips slightly, brushed its snow-white feathers with his own hands, then turned around and walked out of the palace door, his indifferent tone tinged with loneliness: "This king, go and look around, Yuan Zhi, you can go when you have had enough rest."

My footsteps stopped, my ears were red and my ears were hurt, I really wanted to call Snow Falcon a bald donkey, but I was too embarrassed to call out, so I silently shrank into a ball and went to the corner.It's nothing to be passionate about yourself, but it's not as good as a bird when you're passionate, how can I laugh heartily!

I squatted silently in the corner, and was not surprised when I found a figure quietly approaching beside me. I looked up and saw that it was God of War, and I couldn't help asking: "Why are you still here?"

Yuan Zhi's expression looked more sad than mine, he lowered his head and said: "Changwu talked about the ghost world and this general's choice of wife. Why did this general fall in love with this general, but he didn't care about this general? How unreasonable! This is Is it the way of hospitality in the ghost world?!"

"No, no, the ghosts in the ghost world are very friendly. The king is just a special case. He has this privilege and doesn't want to see you. Don't get angry. Besides, the king is not to blame for this matter." I thought for a while and then Thinking about why the king stabbed his brother in spite of face, he changed his mind and decided to tell the truth: "I'm afraid you don't know. If you come here a few times, you will know who you are looking for."

Seeing his bewildered expression, I sighed slightly, patted his shoulder, and continued what I said just now: "The one you look at has a love heart embedded in his forehead, and his brows and eyes are colder than your majesty's. I'm in a bad mood When I walked around the ghost world with Qinghong sword in hand, I didn’t see any ghosts in the whole ghost world, including the king! I like to sit on the blue tree and meditate. The content is mostly why the ghost world exists? If the ghost world What will happen if it is gone? Why doesn’t the sun god of the heavens roast to death the same kind of neurological problems that he doesn’t like. Oh, the last one, he also likes to lead a group of female ghosts to take a bath in the blood river pool. He, not you can provoked."

After these words, although I feel sorry for Yu Dai, what I said is all the truth.Seeing Yuanzhi becoming more and more silent, I had no choice but to let him take the opportunity to stop this idea, "You should go back to your heaven to find it. I have heard that there are all kinds of beauties in the heaven. You are a god of war, and you will definitely find your other one." half of."

I was about to get up, when I suddenly heard Yuan Zhi's voice, resolutely saying, "The one I saw is really extraordinary, I like it! How can there be such a wonderful ghost in the heaven! What's his name?"

I was startled by him, and I fell back again. I opened my mouth stupidly, and it took me a long time to say: "Yu Dai, the master of Puming Hall."

"It's him! Xuan Si, are you willing to help me?" He hastily settled down, and hastily dragged me into it.I know that I can't refuse him, but I also know that if I agree to match him and Yu Dai, then I will face an unprecedented challenge to once again establish my status as the ace matchmaker in the ghost world!

"...Yuanzhi, whether to help is one thing, but whether Yu Dai has thoughts about it is another matter. This matter needs to be discussed in the long run. Let me think about it. You can go back to the heaven first." I admit that my heart is moved, but I still need to find out the actual situation before making a decision.Unexpectedly, Yuanzhi waved his hand, and said very cleanly: "What are you doing back to the heaven, I will bring the person I like back, so that the emperor of heaven will not laugh at me anymore! He has granted me a long-term leave!"

When I didn't enter the ghost world, I thought the ghost world was very scary, but after entering the ghost world, I deeply despised the ghost world, and blamed it for being a horrible and hideous place for lonely ghosts, but it was managed by the king of ghosts to be incomparable to the human world. Two status.Not to mention playing and frolicking at will, and having to work and rest according to the time in the human world, I deeply think that the ghost king is too reckless, but he also enjoys it as time goes by.However, hearing God of War's words today, presumably the heavenly world is just as unruly as the ghost world.

My heart was calm, everything was easy to talk about, I thought about it, so I smiled and said: "If you want to wait, it's good to have a closer look at Yu Dai." Seeing his happy face, I paused After a pause, he said with a friendly smile again: "Hey, I heard that Yuelao smiled very kindly, like a thousand-year-old ginseng fruit. You see, I am so ignorant and ignorant that I have never seen him before. real body."

"Don't tell me I've forgotten, Yuelao asked me to give you a gift." He took out a large handful of red thread from his pocket and handed it to me, and said very generously: "Yuelao told me that if I see I gave you this thing, saying that I want to promote the business of matchmaking. Hey, Yuelao is not easy, being chased and killed by a group of girls in the heavens all day..."

You know, no matter how famous I am now, I'm just a matchmaker in the ghost world.If I have this red line, I will be connected with the heavens and become a cross-border matchmaker on the national border.Although I don't like status and fame, I love being a matchmaker. Once I have this name, I won't be afraid of loneliness in this long time.For this reason, I was shocked, stared at the red thread, swallowed shamelessly, rubbed my paws on the clothes and felt that it was completely clean, then went to pick it up with both hands, with a solemn and serious expression, I walked around outside the palace door The returning king sneered.

When I saw the king came back, I hurriedly got up and responded, bending my eyes and said happily: "Your Majesty, I chatted with Yuan Zhi for a while, and found that he might be able to impress Yu Dai. Why don't we help him?"

This Xiang Yuanzhi also got up and walked over, patted the king's shoulder with his big palm, his whole body was straight as loose as a pine, "This general has taken a fancy to your subordinate, why are you not happy at all? A successful marriage with the ghost world would have taken you away as the master of the ghost world, and the Heavenly Emperor will definitely show his friendship."

I was so excited when I heard that, I quickly covered the king's mouth that couldn't utter good words with one hand, and looked concerned: "There are insects that are about to fly into your mouth, I will help you block them." "What if the king goes up to the heaven to look for the ghost queen? Will the emperor of heaven stop it?" Yuan Zhi was overjoyed when he heard the words, and then said with affirmative expression: "How could he refuse such a good thing?"

I said "very good very good" twice, retracted my claws and realized what I had just done, but when I saw the sharp eyes narrowed by the king, I couldn't help thinking, and said in a hollow way: "That... Just now there really was a worm...wanted to fly into your mouth...and disappeared with a whoosh."

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Small theater four:

One day, the king was curious, so he asked Xue Falcon: What do you think is the attribute of this king?

Xue Falcon rushes to answer: The appearance is noble, glamorous and domineering, but the inside is cheap and boring, so shameless!

Dough Confusion: How is it different from Widow's?

Wang Shanghuanxi: Why is it different?

Dough hesitated: The widow thinks you... Although you are cheap and shameless, you look quite noble, cold, glamorous and domineering.

Snow Falcon waved its claws: Oh grass!Dough you cutie!This is a gross difference! !

Your Majesty: (╰_╯)#