I use physics to subdue demons

Jingle Bell--

Jiang Kele turned over, fumbled for the phone on the bedside table, and picked it up without looking at it: "Hello?"

Ruan Tu's voice came from the phone, and he said excitedly, "Coke, you're hot!"

Jiang Kele opened his hazy eyes: "What's so hot..."

Ruan Tubalabala told the whole story.

Huang Xiaopang's haunted house adventure live broadcast was recorded and uploaded to various social networking platforms. After two days of fermentation, the reposts on Weibo alone reached tens of thousands, and the number of views exceeded one million.

Some people were frightened and cursed at the street, some complained about the rough production, some thought it was fake... Most people still thought it was a small homemade horror video.

Until this morning, the police issued an announcement—six skeletons were excavated in an abandoned courtyard house on the outskirts of the city. Five of them were juveniles and had been dead for more than ten years since the identification; untestable...

Coupled with a few photos of the courtyard.

The two incidents happened at about the same time. Sharp-eyed netizens compared the video with the photos and identified that the two incidents happened in the same place!

As a result, many netizens debated whether the ghost bride in the video was played by a real person.Then, Jiang Kele, who beat up the ghost bride, also became angry.

After finishing speaking, Ruan Tu suggested: "If you want to be happy, go up and help yourself to promote the publicity, and take a few more jobs..."

Jiang Kele said lazily, "Didn't you start an economic company to make money?"

Ruan Tu grimaced: "I want to support my family. You don't know how many relatives I have. When I was poor, I was fine. Now that I'm rich, I'm not an ungrateful person. Naturally, I have to help everyone..."

Jiang Kele laughed: "I didn't expect you to be a Phoenix rabbit."

Ruan Tu: "Think about it, even if you don't promote it, it's not bad for you to take advantage of the popularity and become an Internet celebrity on Weibo."

"Okay, let me think about it."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Kele touched his face and regained consciousness a little. He turned on his phone and logged into his Weibo account that he hadn't used for a long time.As soon as he logged into the account, a notification sound of ding dong ding dong came from the phone. He clicked on it, and he paid a lot of attention.

The ID of this account is [Coca-Cola is delicious], and it has posted several life updates, all of which are zombie fans.I don't know which netizen has great powers. Eight out of this microblog is the little brother in the video. Now countless fans are pouring in, and the number of fans has suddenly increased by several thousand.

Jiang Kele swiped Weibo for a while, thought for a while, turned "Suibian" into a claw hammer, took a photo, and uploaded it to the platform.

Coca-Cola is so delicious: Forward this hammer, demons will be forced to retreat, and ghosts will not invade [Picture]

People who were attracted by the video left messages below——

【You are too deep into the drama, hahahaha】

[How can there be a master who doesn't use mahogany swords and spells to drive out ghosts?Too fake]

【Sexy Coke, Hardcore Exorcist】

[Female Ghost: Be careful.Brother: Dessert?what snacks]

[Hehe, the liar doesn't pretend to be a little bit. 】

Most of the replies were harmonious and joyful, and one or two disharmonious replies were also drowned out, but almost everyone didn't believe Jiang Kele's Weibo, and the retweeting was just a "hahahahaha" picture for fun. .

Jiang Kele looked at it, but didn't care, yawned and got up.

wow-

The curtains were drawn open, and the bright sunlight streamed in.

Jiang Kele narrowed his eyes subconsciously... Wait!what time is it now?He frantically picked up his phone and looked at it. It was displayed on the top of the screen that it was [-]:[-] am Beijing time.

late!

The contract between the company and Gu's Group was successfully signed. Jiang Kele's mission of accompanying Mr. Gu to eat, drink and have fun is over. Today is the first day back to work in the company. He tossed and turned last night and forgot to set the alarm clock.

By the time Jiang Kele washed his face, brushed his teeth, changed his clothes as quickly as possible, and hurried to the office, it was already past eleven o'clock in the morning.

He opened the door carefully, and found that there was only Xu Xiaotian lying on the table in the office, and the others were gone.

Jiang Kele breathed a sigh of relief, and walked in. When passing by Xu Xiaotian, he didn't do anything, and saw someone jump up suddenly, closing his eyes and waving wildly.

"No, no! Get away from me! Go away—"

I haven't seen him for a week, but Xu Xiaotian has lost a lot of weight, his eyes are darkened, he looks like a frightened bird, his face is full of fright.

Jiang Kele took a step back, avoiding his hand.

After a while, Xu Xiaotian gradually calmed down.Only then did he see Jiang Kele in the office, took a few breaths, and forced a smile: "Xiao Jiang, I'm sorry, I may have been under too much pressure recently, I always have nightmares, and my spirit is not good ..."

Jiang Kele: "What nightmare did you have?"

Xu Xiaotian slumped on the chair weakly, and said hesitantly: "I dreamed that I was climbing stairs, and there was an old lady... who must take a photo with me... Her head was broken... Every time I have a dream these days, I can Dreaming, should I take the time to go to the temple to worship?"

Jiang Kele said casually, "Maybe it will be fine after you take a photo with that old lady."

He walked to his workstation, and glanced at the old lady standing beside Xu Xiaotian out of the corner of his eye.The old lady had a kind smile on her face, and after noticing Jiang Kele's gaze, she nodded to him.

"There are some things that can't be promised."

Xu Xiaotian was shocked, and only then remembered what he said last week.

"If there is a ghost...let me meet...I will definitely take a photo with him..."

That's why that old lady has been pestering him to take pictures with him!

And Jiang Kele also reminded me to be careful, he must know how to solve it!

Xu Xiaotian, who had always sneered at the theory of ghosts and gods, began to regret it—it was all because of his talk!

"Xiaojiang... No, no, brother Jiang, what should I do now?" Xu Xiaotian asked as if grasping at straws.

Jiang Kele reached out, picked up Xu Xiaotian's mobile phone, turned on the camera mode, and pointed the camera at Xu Xiaotian: "Come on, have a smile."

Xu Xiaotian forced an ugly smile.

click-

After the photo was taken, Jiang Kele handed over the phone: "Just develop the photo and burn it in the company's stairwell."

"Is this all right?" Xu Xiaotian took the phone and looked at the photo just taken.

The man on the right side of the photo had two dark circles under his eyes, was a little sluggish, and had a stiff smile on his face.Half of the left side of the photo is vacant, and a little old lady with an old-fashioned bun and a kind smile can be vaguely seen.

But when Xu Xiaotian looked carefully, the little old lady disappeared again.

Jiang Kele nodded: "Okay."

With these two simple words, Xu Xiaotian calmed down inexplicably. The tiredness of many days surged up, and he yawned: "You didn't come this morning... because the company signed a contract with Gu's Group." , the company prepared a party tonight and invited many partners...you go and prepare..."

Before he finished speaking, there were bursts of snoring from behind.

parties, partners...

Doesn't that mean we can meet Mr. Gu again?

But there is a party tonight...

Jiang Kele glanced at the wrinkled work clothes on his body, and wondered if he should buy a more formal suit. Anyway, he has some money now, and he is no longer in a state of abject poverty...

He took out his mobile phone and checked the surrounding shopping malls.

I was about to go out to buy a suit during my lunch break to support the scene, when I passed by the lobby, I was stopped by the lady at the front desk: "Jiang Kele, I have something for you!"

Jiang Kele stopped, a little strange: "Who gave me something?"

The young lady at the front desk struggled to hold a box and put it on the table. The box was very big, with a black satin bow tied on it. It looked high-end and luxurious at first glance: "Your."

Jiang Kele: "Could it be the wrong delivery? I haven't bought this item before..."

The lady at the front desk blinked: "It should be right, the person who delivered the item named it for you."

Only then did Jiang Kele untie the bow.

The silk spread like water, the box was opened, and the first thing I saw was a white rose lying in the middle, with delicate petals and a faint floral fragrance.Under the white rose is a complete suit, shirt, coat, cuffs, bow tie... even socks and leather shoes are ready.

The lady at the front desk said, "This suit looks very expensive."

Jiang Kele covered the box.

Who sent it?The first name that came to his mind was Mr. Gu, but...

Ding dong.

A WeChat message popped up.

[Gu: Do you like it? 】

Jiang Kele complained: "What kind of rich president plot is this..."

But the corners of his mouth were slightly pursed, and there was a smile in his eyes.

The company that Jiang Kele works for is fairly well-known in the city, and naturally many companies will come to join in on the banquet.

Mr. Huang signed the contract, he was proud of himself, with a smile on his face, and many old and new friends greeted him along the way.

For this kind of plastic communication, Huang always makes up his mind, saying "Where is where", "Be polite", "Luck and luck".Jiang Kele followed Mr. Huang, and walked for half an hour in just 5 minutes.

After finally entering the hall, before taking a breath, Mr. Huang said: "Xiao Jiang, this is your old friend, the person in charge of the Gu Group..."

Jiang Kele, who was still distracted, woke up in an instant: "Mr. Gu!"

He looked up, but he didn't see Mr. Gu. Standing beside Mr. Huang was a strange woman in a dress.

"Eh?"