The thing about my pen fairy friend

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"Xu, Zi, Ke, what a Baicaomen, what a Baicaomen!" Zhang Daofeng, the chief steward of the Tianshimeng, looked at the head of the Baicaomen, and said word by word: "The Baicaomen is the Baicaomen!" Sect, you are nothing but the Cabbage Sect who occupy the magpie's nest, the Tianshimeng and you are incompatible."

"Lingyun faction is incompatible with you and others."

"Tianximen is incompatible with you and others."

".."

The people at the scene all put away their smiles. They really love to eat melons, but they really can't eat some melons.

Kuang Fu Tianxia, ​​the ancestor of Baicaomen, had a good relationship with most of the sects, but he never expected such an unbearable ending in the end, it should be struck by lightning!

"You have no evidence, you have no evidence!" Baicaomen, bah, the resentment in the eyes of Xu Zike, the elder of the Baicaimen, has flowed out uncontrollably. of.

Ever since the side branch became the head of the Baicaomen in the past, all the sects and factions have obviously wanted to cut off contact with the Baicaomen. Fortunately, the territory occupied by the Baicaomen is very good, otherwise they would have been run on by the various factions. gone!

They are all white-eyed wolves, a group of white-eyed wolves!

Taotie: ".."

Taotie was not happy, and immediately said: "Why, you are saying that I lied? Do you think you are doing very well? Hey, why didn't I call Lao Zhang and the others here, otherwise I would have cut you to death long ago! Evidence? Okay, wait."

Taotie grinned, apparently no different from just now, but the surrounding people subconsciously took many steps back, feeling that the aura emanating from Taotie's body was particularly terrifying, as if they wanted to swallow people in one bite. The horrible kind without chewing.

#猹のIntuition#

next second.

Taotie hit the ground with a fist, and then with his fist as the center, there was a huge crack, and a big crack appeared in the ground——Baicaomen, which was still full of yang energy in the eyes of all cultivators and impermanence, suddenly An unusually thick Yin Qi swept out.

The expressions of the ascetics are not important, what is important is that the faces of the impermanent people present immediately turned ashen - although their grimaces are usually pale, but now they are white with black, black with full of green.

The ghost kings and ghosts next to him were also stunned, and the boss ghost, a member of the Hongmeng organization, said quietly: "I really didn't say a single word wrong just now."

Such a strong yin energy is definitely not something that can be gathered in a day or two, and all the members outside the official establishment and the establishment of Lingxi City Nether Yindu have not discovered it. This cannot be described as dereliction of duty. Dereliction of duty.

Although the voice of the ghost boss was not loud, it successfully made the faces of the impermanent ghost kings even uglier.

People fight for one breath and Buddha receives one stick of incense, even ghosts, sometimes it is extremely shameful.

Especially the impermanent ghost kings in Lingxi City are well-known model soldiers, many of whom have received awards, but now they are told with a bang: Haha, I didn’t guess it, there is a buried here that can save you for many years. Down the good reputation in one fell swoop for Mine Duck!

Not surprised?

Surprised or not?

Unhappy?

Is it irritating?

Unexpectedly!

"What kind of virus is Mo Xie, is he changed by the devil?" Youxi murmured, Mo Xie used to be a teammate, but now after forming a teammate, the buff has been upgraded instead, and it has become where to go. Is there a problem?

Everyone: ".."

Everyone glanced at Mo Xie, who was full of innocence, and gently put the pot on his head in their hearts, and then continued to pay attention to the development of the situation.

It's just that everyone's extremely heavy mood suddenly improved a little bit-thank you, you are such a little happy fruit, thank you for having you.

Feeling the blame being thrown from all directions, Mo Xie twitched the corners of his mouth, holding the phone in one hand and embracing Fu Shi's arm in the other, thinking that I don't care about you, my best friend doesn't put the pot on my head that's it-

It's enough for me to have best friends——

Fu Shi curled the corners of his mouth, and his mood, which had been ordinary before, became slightly better.

.. Don't guess what Bixian Da Da's mind is, but Tsundere's mind is really too difficult to guess if it changes, so let's go away.

It doesn't matter what mood the people around are in, let's kick the camera and switch back to the main plot.

There was a crack in the ground, not to mention the yin qi, not long after, a white bone claw with a little blue color also protruded from the crack.

".."

Seeing this, Taotie kindly stretched out his hand and pulled out the bone that was crawling out. He shook it before putting it on the ground, and said cheerfully, "I was still thinking about how to dig out the ashes. Well, I didn't expect there to be a complete skeleton, let me take a look...how many years have you been dead? What's it called?"

Bones: ".."

Two clusters of green will-o'-the-wisps appeared from the empty holes of the bones that were lifted out, and a gloomy, cold sound came out from nowhere.

"Xu Guizhou."

".."

The surrounding people raised their heads, thinking about who Xu Guizhou was, the name is really familiar...

then.

"Xu Guizhou, Xu Guizhou, you can't return to the continent if you are in troubled times." Mo Yao, the head of the Tianji sect, suddenly said, "The real founder of the Baicaomen is called Xu Guizhou."

".."

Founder?

The world was silent for an instant.

Fu Shi shook his head, thinking about all the messy plots, he didn't see anything interesting at all..

"My dear friend, you are refreshing my understanding of you every day." Mo Xie said in a very, very small voice, almost tiptoe-like trying to pick at Fu Shi's ears: "It's so good to have such a great effect. My junior, my best friend, you must be the best elder in the whole world!"

".."

In fact, this plot is still a bit interesting.

Fu Shi thought a little reservedly, Taotie's reputation of finding faults for Tian Xingdao was a bit reluctant, so now it would be logical to directly bring over the bitter ones among others.

Ok.

Not bad.

Today's Taotie is also very smart, and has not lost the face of this pen fairy.

#face:? ? #

#饼餐:? ? #

The elders of Baicaomen looked at the skeleton that came out, but they were still dead ducks, and they did not admit that this was the founder of Baicaomen.

After all, it's just a skeleton, and Baicaomen has been passed down for generations, so it's normal to have bones buried underneath. In troubled times, who doesn't have bones buried on the top of the mountain?

The people around were all laughed out of anger.

When there is no evidence, you want evidence. Now that you have evidence, you are still talking nonsense. Moreover, Xu Guizhou is the ancestor of Baicaomen. You actually kicked him out of Baicaomen in front of the bones of your ancestor. Why don’t you die? ah!

"Come on, brother, do you have any ideas?" Taotie bumped Xu Guizhou with his elbow, squinted his eyes and smiled.

Xu Guizhou: ".."

Xu Guizhou looked at Taotie, first performed a standard Taoist salute with his body of bones, and then looked at the current elders and disciples of Baicaomen.

"Baicaomen, built since the troubled times, with Huiling grass in the body, blessing all people is the foundation of the school."

"Baicaomen is derived from Shennong's taste of hundreds of herbs. I thought it would be passed on to future generations, but I never thought it would become like this."

"Thinking about it, it's time to end it."

Xu Guizhou looked up at the sky, and was silent for a moment. He seemed to be thinking about something but didn't seem to think about it. He said, "The way of heaven is above. In the past, Xu Guizhou, the human race, made a great wish to you. He wished to guard one side. Fuze People."

"I have been protected by you for many years, but I never thought that it would become such an unbearable appearance. Please forgive me now, this Baicaomen is indeed no longer the Baicaomen that Xu Guizhou led hundreds of people to kowtow to you for protection. "

There was thunder in the sky.

"Shut up! Shut up! I tell you to shut up—"

The Great Elder wanted to rush towards Xu Guizhou like crazy, but was kicked several meters by Taotie, which means: Don't make noise, I am just happy to watch the excitement!

"Baicaomen exists in name only, so it's better to sit down and let it die completely." Xu Guizhou bowed towards the sky, obviously looking like a bone, but everyone present saw from him what a real gentleman is.

The thunder in the sky seemed to hesitate for a moment, and finally it struck down, hitting the sky above the Baicaomen. It obviously didn't hurt anyone, nor did it hurt the flowers and plants, but everyone seemed to hear the sound like glass shattering——The history of Baicaomen The great formation and reputation of the guardian faction piled up with merit disappeared without a sound.

Fu Shi, who was stroking Mo Xie's little curly hair, looked up twice, then at Xu Guizhou, and then looked away.

The crime of pregnant Bi is not a bad ending, but it cannot be said to be a good ending.

"Xu Guizhou! You are all members of Baicaomen, why is your main sect—your main sect will always be superior, and the side branches will always be excluded!" The great elder Xu Zike coughed up blood and looked at it with extreme hatred. Looking at Xu Guizhou, "The one hundred and eight ghosts of the Yin Moon and Yin Hour cannot exhaust you for so many years! Why can't they be exhausted!!"

Xu Guizhou: ".."

Xu Guizhou didn't want to talk.

What can be said?

It is said that Baicaomen has no main sect or branch sect at all, and Xu Guizhou has no descendants. Even the second young master was picked up by him, and the same is true for several generations of masters after that, all of them were picked up. Baicaomen has never paid much attention to bloodlines.

And the so-called division of sects in the mouths of later generations is because some disciples and elders in the sect were unable to leave their homeland at first, and they were unwilling to move out of their homeland to the place where Baicao sect was founded.

But when Xu Guizhou was still there, the relationship between everyone was so good. Every year, we would get together to discuss the planting of herbs, how many people we saved, and how many interesting stories we encountered while traveling around. .

There is no main sect, nor branch sects, but the places where they are stationed are different. Baicaomen's collection of secret books has never been kept private from any sect.

But if I say it, I am afraid that these people who have entered the magic barrier will not want to listen.

He didn't want to waste his time talking anymore.

"Since you're dead, don't come out again. It's just a joke." A middle-aged man's voice sounded normal but he couldn't hear it carefully. The current head of the Cabbage Sect who has not appeared yet, Xu Lihen.

"Master!! Master, you are out?!"

As if he had found the backbone, the people from the Cabbage Sect surrounded him. If the head of the sect succeeds, it will be a state of great power, and all the sects and factions present will have to weigh it together.

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"Hehe? What a big cabbage." Taotie looked Xu Lihen up and down, amused, "The little cabbage called the big cabbage, but isn't it still a vegetable? Hahaha——"

"And what nonsense are you talking about, who do you think you are without the seniors laying the foundation for you?"

"Let me tell you, I'm here to find fault, bah, and to do justice for the sky is because of this, Brother Osmanthus Porridge. Do you think I'm here to trouble you? Do you think I'm very idle?"

"A dish like yours, even if I come to a mountain, I won't even take a look at it. Tsk, they are all Chinese cabbage. Some Chinese cabbage is hard currency, and some Chinese cabbage. Yes, it's just like you, all of you. It's parallel imports."

"It's really unlucky for me to meet you parallel importers. Oh, in fact, you are not without merits. When you howl, I can give you six points! It's just that the feelings are not in place, and you need to be more miserable."

Osmanthus porridge?Xu Guizhou: ".."

Yunxi army: ".."

Just, how should I put it.

Da Neng, you are really good at everything, just this mouth...

You haven't been beaten to death until now, probably because you are very strong, and you secretly think, if you say it yourself, you will probably be canceled directly.

Also, big brother, can you pay attention to the atmosphere, really, in our rabbit country, the atmosphere is very important no matter what you do, the aura that was supposed to fight suddenly turned into a melon field after you stirred it up like this On the scene, we can easily play tricks!

#猹の渣渣呼呵#

Mo Xie started to adjust the angle with the phone again. He had a hunch that Brother Tie's righteous fist would definitely hit the cabbage door!

".."

Fu Shi wanted to look away again.

Such a good glutton, why can't he always be a reliable, brave, and intelligent glutton?Don't say anything.

Xu Lihen's face became very ugly, and Taotie... Taotie couldn't see people's faces at all, so he patted Xu Guizhou's skeleton carelessly, "It doesn't matter if you are here, the so-called cause and effect , this fruit still needs to be cut off completely by yourself.”

"Good people do it to the end. It's hard to find someone who loves life and symbolizes justice like me with a lantern. How about this? I'll leave this Chinese cabbage to you, and I will clean up the others for you!"

".."

The scene was quiet again.

Zhong Yun stared at Taotie in bewilderment, thinking about what justice is, is there such a word in Tuhua's dictionary?

And Xu Guizhou was almost smashed to pieces by Taotie, and after standing still, he slowly said: "Brother, maybe it can't be done."

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Taotie stared at Xu Guizhou with squinted eyes for a few seconds, then nodded: "I think so too, it's just a show, and the breath is very mixed, and it won't last long if it is forced."

The ghost fire in Xu Guizhou's eyes flickered again.

"But it's still the same thing, I've always been a good person to the end." Taotie grinned, and then slapped Xu Guizhou's skull with a slap, "When you clean up that water cabbage later, remember to be handsome. , but not more handsome than Lao Tzu!"

"It's still on video, don't steal Lao Tzu's limelight! Do you know that you want to serve as a foil for Lao Tzu?"

After Taotie's voice fell, it was no longer Xu Guizhou who stood in front of everyone.

Instead.

"The scrolls left by the ancestors are not exaggerated. Master Xu is indeed a beautiful man who is famous all over the world."

A man in his twenties with black hair that was casually pulled up by a wooden stick, an ordinary Taoist robe, starry eyes and bright teeth, elegant and bright when he is not smiling, and looks extraordinarily youthful and heroic when he smiles because he has two dimples In front of everyone.

Everyone stared at Xu Guizhou with respectful and excited eyes, and frantically called Taotie in their hearts.

Woohoo, sure enough, the boss is still normal. He looks abnormal but actually knows it very well. This operation is so good that they want to scream!

Boss, boss, we are still good friends——

"..It's over, my son likes good-looking ones, aren't you sure you're going to steal my limelight?" Taotie jumped up in shock, the three red hairs on his head stood up, with a look of disbelief : "You look so honest and honest, why are you deceiving your appearance?!"

"Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you lied to me?!"

Xu Guizhou: ".."

Ah this.

I have no heart.

How should I answer this?

——It is impossible to be good friends, no matter how you think about it, it seems impossible.

We really don't understand the big guy's brain circuit, woo woo.

Zhong Yun thought so sadly in his heart.

"Brother Tie's son sounds like a member of the Appearance Association. Coincidentally, I am too, hehe." Mo Xie and Fu Shi whispered, biting their ears.

Float: ".."

That's true, Yang Erlang's appearance is indeed very good, even he can't pick any flaws in this respect, otherwise he won't be able to deceive his adopted son.

Thinking of this, Fu Shi looked down at Mo Xie, and then stroked his little curly hair.

Members of the Appearance Association are usually easy to deceive, and the quality of the appearance of the people around the little boy is far inferior to the quality of the people around his adopted son. Rounding up, this means that the little boy will be better at cheating than his adopted son ?

..It really is time to call Yang Erlang Kongkong and the others over. There are too many skins to see, so naturally I don't think there is anything interesting.

Fu Shi thought calmly in his heart.

#strange rounding reappeared#

"Also, here's this for you. Most of you cultivators seem to use swords." Taotie slapped people in the hesitant eyes of "Boss, swords and branches are not the same thing". The branch with which the dog's head was beaten was given to Xu Guizhou.

Xu Guizhou laughed, "Thank you."

There is a sword in the heart, and everything in nature is a sword.

Taotie waved his hands, walked to the side while shaking his head, and casually said: "No, I like you, and you are a Taoist. I also have a group of Taoists in my family. They are my own people. Thank you."

".."

Taotie's popularity, which had been crazily lost, suddenly began to surge again.

It's not because the Yunyuns also want this rounding, but Taotie's attitude is too chic.

Although he is a little narcissistic and has a bit of a poisonous mouth, his attitude towards things is really nice, and he is full of unspeakable but charming demeanor.

The Yunxuans started to get excited again.

then.

next second.

"Hey, if you don't have a branch, use your hands and howl for me! I like to hear people howl!"

".."

This damn charm is full of contradictions!

The Yunyuns held their heads, not knowing whether their hearts should move or not.

#心: Otherwise, I will show you a story of lying flat and not going to work for 3 minutes? #

#心：I'm so used to you all.JPG#

Now the direction of the plot is obvious.

Taotie has already started to clean up all the small cabbage except the Chinese cabbage, and Xu Guizhou also has a fight with Xu Lihen, the head of the cabbage school who has advanced successfully.

Everyone can see that even if Xu Lihen has advanced, he can't defeat Xu Guizhou, the ancestor of Baicaomen. He can't beat him with a tree branch with a sword. He is suppressed very hard, and Xu Guizhou is also an interesting The person who suppressed Xu Lihen like a cat teasing a mouse did not kill him with a single move.

.. This is the ancestor, the ancestor will always be your ancestor.

Xu Lihen saw that he was not as good as the other party, and he was cruel enough to himself, so he directly poured the potion hidden in his bosom.

Xu Guizhou looked at Xu Lihen, whose strength had increased significantly after being infused with the potion, and his eyes were so light that there seemed to be no sign of the other party.

"You won't survive."

"It doesn't matter, even if it is death, as long as I can die with you, I am satisfied!"

"We worked so hard, but it was the last direct line that everyone kept talking about, and they kept comparing us with the previous direct line. We can't do anything, saying that we will only pick up the teeth of others—"

"There is no cure."

Xu Guizhou didn't want to waste any more words, no one would listen, after they removed all the spirit tablets of the "direct line" heads from the altar and threw them into the brazier, dug up the grave, and buried all the ashes and skeletons in each of the Baicaomen. At the same time, the cruel counterattack that killed hundreds of women with extremely negative fates to suppress the leaders was already doomed.

"You have three crimes."

"One is the crime of disrespecting heaven and earth and blaspheming disciples."

Xu Guizhou broke the opponent's hands.

"Secondly, it is a crime of cruelty to innocent people."

Xu Guizhou broke the opponent's legs.

"Thirdly, it is an incurable crime of demonic obstruction in the mind."

Xu Guizhou shaved off Xu Lihen's hair and abolished his cultivation, looked at the other party's hysterical breakdown and said indifferently: "Since you have no cultivation, you will kill [-] innocent people as ordinary people. The crime of a woman should naturally be judged by the yamen."

Xu Guizhou said it lightly, but Xu Lihen knew that the trial in the world was over, and when his lifespan was exhausted, he would be chopped into ashes by the heavens immediately, and there would be no chance of trial, reincarnation and redemption.

Naturally, the heinous crime was severely punished.

Xu Guizhou finished dealing with Xu Lihen, and Taotie also finished dealing with the little cabbages, and at this moment, he was content to abolish all the Taoism.

Ever since they lost their shelter, these people have more or less shown the sins of karma - indicating that their hands are not clean.

"Yangjian is Yangjian, and the next thing is not for me to solve!"

Taotie knocked everyone out. He really liked hearing people howling, but he noticed that the corners of Fu Shi's mouth were curled up by two points, which meant that Fu Shi was tired of hearing this sound, so he had to hurry. Let people silence ah.

#Know current affairs who are handsome Taotie#

Xu Guizhou smiled at Taotie again, this time he didn't say thank you.

"These children are good children. They were killed innocently and were involved. I hope the Lords of the Underworld will treat them kindly after they learn about it."

Xu Guizhou looked at the already pale sky, walked up to Wuchang, took out hundreds of small will-o'-the-wisps from his chest, and said softly: "Fortunately, there are still some merits left, and I will give them to you all." Yes, please reincarnate well."

Impermanence: ".."

The impermanent people carefully put away hundreds of little will-o'-the-wisps who were rubbing against Xu Guizhou who were unwilling to leave, and promised: "Don't worry, we will definitely handle this matter well."

"It's just that it's recorded in the book of life and death that, including Xu Guizhou, the former leaders of Baicaomen have been reincarnated in the six realms. Are you...?" Hei Wuchang hesitated for a moment, but still asked.

".."

"I am Xu Guizhou, not Xu Guizhou."

"The merits and beliefs of the digital masters have created my existence. What am I? I am probably Baicaomen."

Xu Guizhou beckoned, and the door plaque of Baicaomen, which was carefully carried by a certain celestial master, flew to his side. He looked at the words "Baicaomen" on the plaque, and asked with a smile to the people around him: "Now , what year is it?"

".."

"The Rabbit Country has been established for a hundred years."

"How is life? Do you have food, a house to live in, and clothes to wear?"

"It's great, not only is it well fed and warm, but it can also read books! The Rabbit Country may also have disadvantages. When the country was first founded, it was plagued by many diseases, but it is working hard and moving forward vigorously! It is working hard!"

"Ah."

Xu Guizhou smiled very elegantly, "That's really great."

"So..so.."

"So what? I didn't even cry, why did you both become little cats? Don't be too busy, it's hopeless, going against the sky is not a good thing. If the reincarnated masters find out, don't quarrel with me." shelf."

Xu Guizhou touched the head of Xi who was closest to him, who was frantically turning out the talisman that could stabilize the soul from his pocket while weeping, his eyes were gentle, "Okay, don't cry, it's time to cry!" Not nice."

"Baicaomen is coming to the world of mortals. Now it's just dust returning to dust returning to dust, fallen leaves returning to roots and grass returning to the earth. I'm leaving."

"I hope this world of mortals will be peaceful every year, and don't drag me into the world of mortals again. Who doesn't want to be lazy and sleep?"

Xu Guizhou waved to everyone, then shook the branch in his hand towards Taotie, and said with a loud smile, "Brother, I will not return this branch."

Taotie let out an ooh, and waved his hand, "Me, I won't give it away."

then.

The sky suddenly broke, and the first ray of light penetrated the clouds and fell into the earth.

Xu Guizhou looked at the crowd with a smile, while shaking the branch in his left hand, he patted the plaque on his right. His body, which was already becoming more and more transparent, finally turned into dots of starlight under the sun, with the branches and plaque turning into flying sand , was gently embraced by the passing wind, and completely dissipated between heaven and earth.

Baicaomen officially announced that it is offline.

The author says:

Come cleanly, leave cleanly.

Good night-(づ￣3￣)づ╭

Thank you for the cutie who threw the grenade: 1 baa puff puff;

Thanks to the cute little irrigation nutrient solution: baa puff puff 110 bottles; remind people to refresh the soul, 1 bottle of Tangtang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!