The thing about my pen fairy friend

".."

There was a panting sound all around.

Good guy, good guy!

This is because I didn't even remember the name, let's not talk about anything else, this insult has been pulled to the point of explosion!

It's already terrible to look down on the other party, and this boss's operation is even more amazing, which is obviously invisible at all!

As expected of the boss of the legendary Hongmeng organization, he is indeed big and courageous!

Youwuchang is frantically flipping through the books of life and death, wanting to see what Taotie's true identity is. The ascetics of various sects and sects at the elder level are thinking about what kind of existence the Hongmeng Organization is. Shaohe, who was also eating melons, gathered together, and were enthusiastically gossiping about the origin of Taotie.

..As for why the ascetics can get together with Yinwu, let’s ignore it for now, because there are no ascetics who are impermanent, and some are just holding melons and shining eyes. Let’s just ignore it.

This world, after all, is still the world of Yun.

The onlookers felt that the word "Baicaimen" directly exploded the insult value, let alone the person involved, that is, the people from Baicaomen.

The elder of the Baicaomen was mad, where did the insanity come from? He dared to directly attack the Baicaomen, and even dared to directly blow up the family of the Baicaomen that has been passed down for generations-if this is a provocation, then it is really a provocation.

and.

The great elder of Baicaomen drooped his triangular eyes and looked around fiercely. He felt that he was hiding well. In fact, there was only one of them who only had a name plate on their head to show their presence. The viciousness in their eyes Uncontrollably revealing a bit.

They are all a group of white-eyed wolves. In the past, Baicaomen has given many favors to various sects and sects. Now there are villains attacking Baicaomen and no one comes to inform them. Don't say they don't know. If they don't know, then they are squatting now Are all the people who are going to watch the excitement here ghosts? !

#Be brave, put the two words of preparation#

.. To be honest, they are not counted, but some of them are indeed ghost ducks.

But it's fine if you come to find fault on weekdays, tonight is a critical day for the head to break through, and you must not let this ignorant kid who jumped out of nowhere disturb the head.

The Great Elder and the others thought so, while Taotie suddenly came up with an excellent idea after looking at the people from the Baicaimen for a while.

Taotie glanced around the Yi who was holding melons and was excited and didn't know what they were excited about. Suddenly, he teleported to Fu Shi... next to Mo Xie, not to mention the Yi Yun who got together with Mo Xie , even Mo Xie was taken aback.

"The boy's appearance is good, I look pleasing to the eye, and my son will definitely like you too."

"Do me a favor, come here, use the phone's camera function to take a picture of my next performance, and I will reward you later." Taotie stuffed a mobile phone into Mo Xiexie's arms, and said: "Be more handsome, To highlight Lao Tzu's handsomeness!"

".."

Fu Shi shook his head indistinctly.

It is true that Taotie is extremely intelligent and meticulous, but this level of narcissism is also rare in the world.

Mo thank you: ".."

Brother Tie, brother Tie, do you still remember that you came here to mess things up?Brother Tie, you are not here to make a movie!Brother Tie, you need to maintain the atmosphere at the kick-off scene, Brother Tie!

Everyone: ".."

The crowd of onlookers subconsciously glanced at the livid-faced people from Baicaomen, and thought, good guy, good guy, this is not just someone who can’t see Baicaomen, this is simply using Baicaomen as a prop, or the kind of person who doesn’t Props for the name.

The place was silent.

After two seconds.

"Um, then what, take a picture? Could it be that you still want to go back and appreciate it yourself?" Youyun whispered subconsciously.

"I never look back at the stories that have ended. It's just that my son likes martial arts dramas recently, such as dog-beating sticks and lingbo microsteps. I wonder if a martial arts actor can be as handsome as Lao Tzu? Pillow, I can't be so handsome that it explodes so that my son worships me every day."

Taotie glanced at Yun who was speaking, rubbed his wrists, explained kindly, and then said: "Okay, hurry up, it's still in a hurry, I have to go back to cook and go to the small black room to watch the fun, don't Wasting my time."

Everyone: ".."

To be honest, because there are too many slots, everyone doesn't know where to complain for a while.

It's outrageous, it's really outrageous.

Isn't this a backlash?Wake up, boss, you blew up the gate of Baicaomen's inheritance from generation to generation, and treated the people of Baicaomen as nameless props, and now you despise the other party for wasting your time, this, this, this is too cool, sir!

Give me a chance, big brother, why don't you make friends!

#猹のAwake#

Mo Xie stared at Taotie with bright eyes, thinking that Brother Tie's character of being upside-down, black and white, irrational and strong, he really loves him so much, and he really loves their character.

Yes!Always throw the pot at others!This is the quintessence of the sect rules of the Heavenly Mysteries!

Float: ".."

Fu Shi shook his head inconspicuously, and reached out to touch Mo Xie's dog's head.

This character is not good for learning.

Because of this temperament of directly exporting to everyone, Taotie was chased and killed several times by the three clans of ancestor dragon, yuan, phoenix and kylin who had broken their heads in the prehistoric period after Kaitian.

To put it bluntly, if it weren't for Taotie's strong anti-tracking ability, strong killing ability, and strong recovery ability, and would fight against the fierce beasts and good beasts that are opposed to the three families, I don't know how many times I have died. A new little glutton was born.

So, it really cannot be learned.

#笔仙の非常#

The mentality of the disciples and elders of Baicaomen collapsed. Headed by the elders of Baicaomen, they directly raised their swords, and they were bound to chop Taotie into pieces.

"Be careful--"

Youyun looked at the elder of the Baicaomen who suddenly rushed to attack Taotie with his sword, and exclaimed, but stopped in the next second.

because.

"Hey, there are weapons, this old man is even more handsome." Taotie clamped the attacking sword with two fingers, and said happily: "This is what my son said, Huashan Lunjian! Let me see Ah...tsk, this sword of yours is too dirty to use, forget it, use a branch."

Taotie broke off the favorite sword of the great elder of Baicaomen, and then jumped up and broke a branch from an old tree that was also watching.

And then.

"What is this move called, oh yes, it's called hitting the dog's head with a stick!"

"It's a pity that I don't have a whip. In fact, I'm good at playing with a whip."

"I found out when I came in. The cabbage gate is really a gold and jade on the outside and a ruin on the inside. Is it the legacy of your ancestors that made you lose like this? And you are not serious descendants, but a group of blood-sucking doves occupying the magpie's nest It's just a bug."

"Originally, I didn't want to care about you, but who told us that there are so many people cultivating Taoism in our family? I can't pretend that I didn't see it."

"Also, you are really not afraid of lightning strikes, the current ascetics can't talk about flowers for fun, they can only spend one or two flowers as they are.

Awesome, Yazi who stepped on the remains of his ancestors and still has a clear conscience, his skin is thicker than all his relatives and friends combined. "

"This school or that faction, what's the use of being fancy, remember, building roads and serving food is the original sin!"

"Don't say that if you are alive, you will die and become a ghost. This is the same principle. How to say it, even wearing a dragon robe can't hide the essence of your food."

"A ghost cultivator needs to look like a ghost cultivator, and a human cultivator needs to look like a human cultivator. What is it that is neither human nor ghost? Why, you think the whole world is your father, and you still have to pamper you?"

"It's really not good for what to do, and it's not good for cultivation. Fortunately, I have a good temper. If the guys who practice Taoism in the family come over, the ashes will be thrown away for you."

"Extremely yang...huh? I didn't notice just now, there is a woman's ghost here? The resentment is very heavy, powerful, if the girls in the house know this, you will be considered Laozi if you are not burned into charcoal grilled dried fish Lose, if you don't have the life of a strong man, don't worry about a feudal dynasty, hahaha!"

"The howl should be full of emotion! Be more sad, angry and embarrassing! Didn't you eat and even howl soft?"

While chattering, Tao Tie happily hit the dog's head with a branch stick. It was strange to say that it was just an ordinary branch, but it felt like a whip was being used forcefully, because.

"Ahhh!"

"My clothes, my clothes!"

"Beast! Scum!!"

Including the elders of Baicaomen, it would be polite to say that their clothes are disheveled, and I don't know how Taotie beat them to pieces, and they hung their clothes pitifully on their bodies— —It’s probably only a few strokes away from Guoben.

Some women present silently turned their faces away, not because they were ashamed, but because they were so hot that their eyes were so hot - wanting abdominal muscles or no abdominal muscles, no figure, which shows that the people of Baicaomen don't take cultivation seriously on weekdays, really There is no one who can do it.

#SeriousのThinking#

".."

Perhaps, the hobbies of big brothers are always different.

A group of people holding melons and staring at the howling ghosts and howling wolves, and Guoben is the people from Baicaomen who have lost all face. Look at the happy faces. Glutton, who continued to be beaten on the dog's head with a stick, fell into deep thought.

Could it be that he is not as strong as the boss because he does not have such high taste?In order to become stronger, actually.. In fact, we can also try Duck.

#Gradually Wrong Thoughts#

.. To be honest, it is hard to say whether it will become stronger, but it is true that a new door will be opened. Don't ask what door it is, it is the door of prosperity, prosperity, enlightenment, civilization and harmony.

Mo Xie is holding the mobile phone and jumping up and down to take pictures of Taotie's "heroic posture", thinking that after learning it, he will also light up the skill of hitting the dog's head with a stick. This picture is really exciting. This is possible Did you watch the plot on Lushui Software?

Midnight high show!

"To be honest, I don't know why, but my fist feels a little hard."

"Well, actually me too."

"Calm down, look at the hobbies of the boss... Wake up, we can't beat him."

There were small, really small discussions in the group.

Taotie seemed to be repairing the people of Baicaomen, but in fact, what he said indiscriminately attacked all the people who were watching the scene.

Originally, Taotie's super popular popularity began to drop with a swoosh, and the Yunyuns found out that this big guy is strong, but his hobbies are a little strange, his mouth is a little bit poisonous, and he doesn't even look at the small eyes of resentment around him. I also like the indiscriminate attack a bit..

Ever since:

"I really wanted to hug the boss's thigh just now, but now..."

"I can't, I can't, I think I will have a heart of betrayal before I hugged the big brother's leg--I will rebel, I will really rebel, the gods can't stand the big brother Open your mouth, did he really mean it? Why do I feel like he is scolding me every word, woo woo, I'm just a dish, woo woo woo!"

"No wonder the boss remembers the Baicaimen... because the Baicaomen are all vegetables in his eyes, and he burst into tears."

"Is there a possibility, if, what I said is if, the boss is talking about Baicaimen, which means that except for Baicaomen, other sects are also vegetables, hundreds of different varieties of vegetables..."

"Stop talking, I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen, woo woo woo! I'm Caiji and I'm proud! Woo woo, I'm crying so loudly!"

".."

Actually, no.

Taotie doesn't have that much cunning, and he never looks at the surroundings when he scolds.

Don't mention you, even the family members will be hard when they hear it. A long time ago, Taotie scolded that beautiful island god in Huangquan, an island country. Later, the girls in the family found out, and Taotie was educated for a long time because of the big guy I despise him for being too hooligan. If he doesn't open his mouth, he is a handsome and handsome guy who can shoot. If he opens his mouth, everyone immediately draws a line from him and treats him as a scumbag who doesn't know him.

So you don't need to over-interpret Taotie's words, because he is scolding everyone, and no one can escape.

#It seems that I have given an explanation. If you look carefully, it is better not to explain#

and.

Fu Shi stared at Tao Tie for a while, and his sight blocked by the black veil began to move slowly, until he completely left Tao Tie and landed on Mo Xie, who was still bouncing up and down excitedly and patting Tao Tie's heroic figure.

He can't.

He can't.

He still needs face.

He didn't know Taotie.

Fu Shi thought calmly, he was just an ordinary pen fairy who accompanied Xie Xie to watch the excitement, and had nothing to do with the plot and the characters in the plot, anyway, he didn't know Taotie, and he didn't know anything about it at all. know.

#打面如锡书の书仙大大在线#

Most of them were weeping secretly, thinking that the big brother is fine with everything, but he can't open his mouth, woo woo.

And some of them heard something wrong, for example.

Zhang Daofeng, the chief steward of the Tianshimeng League, looked serious: "What do you mean there is a woman's ghost? What do you mean?"

"I thought what he said about stepping on the bones of the ancestors was a cryptic expression, but even the last sentence is wrong." The head of the Lingyun faction was also touching his chin, "What is the meaning of these words? "

"I can't find out the other party's identity. I've seen a ghost. Recently, there have been too many ghosts in our city." A Heiwuchang stomped his feet very irritablely, and said irritably, "This place is full of yang, if you don't come to see It’s so lively, I wouldn’t come to this place.”

Bai Wuchang: "Although, we are ghosts."

The ghost king who was registered next to him nodded, "It's true... I didn't think anything was wrong before, but now that this powerful member of the Hongmeng organization said it, I also think this place is wrong. Places such as courts are even heavier."

"And have you noticed that the great man seems to like Mo Xie, who is from the lineage of Tianji, and his tone was very friendly when he talked to Mo Xie just now."

Boss Ghost, a member of the Hongmeng Organization, also came. He has a serious identity, so he won't be taken away by Wuchang. I remember correctly, that Mo Xie seems to be very famous."

".."

The impermanent ghost king and the high-ranking members of various sects fell silent collectively.

1 minute later.

"No, can't it?" The corner of Tianximen's mouth twitched, "Although I really want to see Baicaomen's misfortune, this blame doesn't have to be directly blamed on Xie Xie."

"It is not necessary to solidify the thinking, it is really not necessary."

Everyone: ".."

Some of them had already closed their eyes.

Why him.

Why is it him again.

Why is he everywhere.

Thank you, don't think we don't know, you have evolved from being a human ghost and worrying about seeing it to a human-shaped punching machine. Wherever you go, you will get problems.

"Otherwise, let's try it out, find someone to talk to Da Neng, and ask about it! I think so too, and there is no need to blame Xiao Mo for everything. The old man still has a little confidence in Xiao Mo."

I don't know if it was that Yun who made the suggestion, the air became quiet again.

then.

After three seconds.

Zhong Yun slowly turned his attention to Mo Yao, the head of the Tianji Lineage, his eyes were very serious, which meant: Seeing that the great man likes it very much, thank you, okay, it's up to you, come on, Talk to Da Neng.

Don't say: ".."

Don't ask: "??"

Wow, is our friendship so fragile?Why don't you guys go up on your own..

"I'll give you a discount and break your bone." The head of the Lingyun faction, who is stupid and rich, stretched out a finger, and said directly without any nonsense: "Is our friendship still fragile?"

".."

"How can it be? Our friendship is so perfect—" Mo Yao laughed twice, and then raised his voice to the Taotie who was still beating the dog's head: "The legendary unknown person from the Hongmeng organization Almighty-"

Taotie paused for a moment, and then directly used a branch to cut off the leg of a student from the Baicao Sect that Fu Shi had specially proposed before, and then turned his head in wonder, "Why, you still want to ask me whether I dropped the golden ax or the silver axe?" Or an ordinary axe? I didn’t fall into the water, so don’t think I don’t know about the river god! I’m very fashionable!”

"There is also my surname Tao, Sanshuishou's Tao, Xuantie's iron, what kind of powerful or not, it's terrible."

Everyone: ".."

Don't make complaints at this time, boss, it's ruining the atmosphere.

Mo Yao: "Okay, brother Tao, what do you mean by "stepping on the bones of the ancestors" and "there are still women's ghosts"? "

Zhong Yun slightly restrained her expression. This question is not suitable to be eaten as a cantaloupe.

#When it’s time to be serious, you still have to be serious#

"Brother Huantao, fortunately my surname is not Xi, otherwise I would be called Xi chest? Then I have to change my surname overnight." Taotie shook his head carelessly, and then said: "That's why I said that building roads to serve food is the original sin. You can’t even see through this what you eat.”

Everyone: ".."

Forbearance, hold back.

Smile, you must smile, the words are harsh, the boss just told the truth, I am not angry, I am not angry, no one can replace me when I am angry.

#Good gas Oh#

"Also, you have to do as much work as you eat, and you can't see the ghosts all over the place. This is no longer a question of whether there is food or not, it's dereliction of duty. Good guy, this public food is delicious. It’s okay to eat food without working, it’s great.”

All impermanent and registered ghosts: ".."

Ok.

Are you scolding us?Say, are you scolding us? !

The ghost boss who was in the crowd of ghosts twitched his mouth, and looked at Mo Xie, who was still frantically filming the heroic figure of gluttony and had completely blocked his speech. Basically, the crouching dragon and phoenix chick who can pull all the hatred of his own opponents and the neutral faction.

The future of the Hongmeng organization is really bright.

#Ghost bossのsure#

Fu Shi has turned his head slightly and no longer looks at the hatred-seeking Taotie, expressing the attitude of "out of sight, out of mind" and "I have never met him and I don't know him at all" very well.

Now he was thinking, why did he call Taotie over, he might as well call Yang Erlang over.

Yang Erlang is not good at anything, but at least he speaks politely.

#All by comparison#

#Contrast the miracle#

#Hongmeng organization is hopeless.JPG#

Taotie smacked his lips twice, thinking about the people nowadays, why don't they like to listen to the truth, folded their arms and said in a rough voice: "Okay, okay, I'd rather expect pigs to fly than to expect you to be enlightened. From the moment I entered the door, I could see that the strength of this cabbage door had already been exhausted, and it was nothing more than..."

"Zhuzi! Shut up!!" the elder of Baicaomen yelled at Taotie with red eyes.

Taotie: ".."

Taotie didn't even give the other party a look, and said directly: "The ancestors of the Baicaimen seem to have made a lot of meritorious deeds. Even if they have disappeared for many years, the bones and dregs are still protected by the golden light of morality."

"As expected of the Cabbage Sect, the fertilization materials are different. Others fertilize with manure, and you fertilize here with the ashes of your ancestors. It's interesting." Taotie crossed his arms, his pupils narrowed slightly, and said happily, "If it wasn't for my family Zai’er will definitely beat me in the head, otherwise it’s okay for me to learn, the food will taste better if you fertilize a lot.”

"There are hundreds of ghosts of little girls, hehe, there are so many tricks mixed with ghosts in the ashes, and it's all covered up because of the strong yang energy."

Taotie spoke lightly and even laughed twice, but following his words, the scene became very, very, very quiet.

real?silence.

Mo Xie stopped jumping, even the passing wind stopped, silently watching the silence of the scene.

The author says:

#食哥的眼睛All Vegetables Are Equal#

Taotie: I am so handsome.

Thank you: Brother Tao is so handsome! 【Excitement.JPG】

Fu Shi: Why didn't I call Yang Erlang over? 【Meditation. JPg】

Stay away from the gluttons who open their mouths, or you will become unlucky..