The thing about my pen fairy friend

Floating three feet above the ground, gloomy horror drama makeup, unscientific laughter, dripping blood and tears, and counting the number, one, two, three, four, five, this is a team that can go up the mountain to fight tigers the rhythm..

".."

"If I am guilty, the law can punish me."

"So, brother, tell me, this is cosplay, right?" The sneaky man turned his head and looked at Mo Xie, holding his chest in a very weak way: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master, and today is not the Ghost Festival, it must be It's cosplay, right?"

Mo Xiexie thought about it, looked at the desperate little eyes of the sneaky man and said very euphemistically: "Where's your jio?"

Facts speak louder than words, seeing is believing, bro—

".."

For many years, Zheng Huaibi, a master Arhat known to everyone on the road, shed tears on the spot, choked up and sobbed: "In the new era and new atmosphere, what is said is not superstitious, what is said is science is hard The truth? I can't understand, I really can't understand."

"The old man who sells white noodles can still fight with them, but this old man who walks in the night is really not good... Brother, for the sake of meeting you and me, tell me which path you are on, just now I thought your problem was already serious, but it's not, you can make it a little more serious..."

"Woooooo."

Zheng Huaibi really cried out, although he said that if he walks too much at night in his line of work, he will run into ghosts sooner or later.

But, he never thought that this "ghost" is really a "ghost" in the traditional sense of the rabbit country!

Nima is outrageous!

How could it be like this, first met the vicious guy and then the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk, what kind of god did he run into, the second master Guan who he often enshrines on weekdays is planning to give up on him, right?woo woo woo——

Zheng Huaibi, who had already cried like a dog, felt that there would be no more terrible things than now, cried even more in the next second.

because.

"Emmm, hi, are you all the pen fairies of the Pen Fairy Alliance?" Mo Xie raised a passionate paw, and greeted the five ghosts who had already passed out the cockroach group, " Are you here to fulfill my wish? I am very happy to see you-"

".."

"Duck what kind of duck, you dare to duck!"

"You kid, don't be a college student who hasn't left school yet, dare to play pen fairy! What kind of pen fairy is a pen fairy, don't you know that you can't believe nonsense!" Zheng Huaibi hugged his head and shouted at Mo Xie, "You boy Go crazy, I would rather invite a fairy than make a deal with a ghost! You can hardly believe the official ones, how dare you believe these nonsense stories?!"

The five wild pens on the opposite side paused for a moment, and then looked at Zheng Huaibi with a gloomy and unfriendly look.

People fight for one breath and Buddha receives one stick of incense, even ghosts sometimes have to face.

Unwritten rules and being broken by others are two different things.

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

Zheng Huaibi held his head and broke his voice: "Don't look at me!! I'm afraid!"

#Justified.JPG#

Mo thank you for looking at Zheng Huaibi who seems to have collapsed but has not yet collapsed. This person's psychological quality is really good. He has not passed out until now and even has the mood to complain.. Well, he is a good brother, yes it's -

"It's okay, brother, although you can't believe nonsense, you can still believe the pen fairy." Mo Xie said with a smile.

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

The noodle tears on Zheng Huaibi's face fell faster.

I really don't know how dark it is because I haven't walked the night road. Is he too old?How do you feel that the young people now have a barrier wider than the Pacific Ocean?And don't call me brother, I don't want you as a brother!

Zheng Huaibi opened his mouth to say something, but the words that reached the base of his tongue were swallowed abruptly in the next second, not to mention the pupils were shaken, the pupils were directly shattered into slag.

because.

"What kind of pen fairy are they? No name, no job, no certification. Only this pen fairy is the officially certified pen fairy." Drawing a small and playful arc, said so gently.

"My dear friend, at this time you should say "Where did the pheasant come from, dare to act wild in front of this pen fairy" to meet the situation and to show your identity as the master—"

"Is that right?"

"Of course, we're best friends, would I donate to you? It's the most fashionable buzzword right now—"

"Ah."

Five serious wild pen fairies: ".."

Zheng Huaibi: ".."

"You, lied to us?" The one who floated at the front among the five ghosts and was obviously the leader opened his mouth in an extremely sinister manner, looking at Mo Xie and Fu Shi who was sticking to him, "You are also called "being haunted by ghosts and sleeping in fear." Do you want to ask him to go?"We came to help you with good intentions, but you are playing us? "

".."

Zheng Huaibi is a thief, besides his dexterity, his brain is also very flexible, so after ten seconds of thinking, he showed a high-spirited look at Mo Xie, which means: brother, which one is your mother On the road, you actually lied to ghosts? !

You are worse than a ghost!

Zheng Huaibi, who was quite afraid of the ghost group on the other side, suddenly lost a lot of his fear of them. Why did he feel that the ghost group on the opposite side seemed to be a not-so-intelligent Yazi, and he would be deceived by others...

#All by comparison#

#Contrast the miracle#

"It's not counted as a joke, after all, you don't really want to help me, you just love my best friend, let's get even."

Mo Xie laughed a few times, then looked at the ghost group on the opposite side, "It's so strange, you don't smell blood on your body, you shouldn't have harmed anyone, but why did you become a ghost again?"

"I have read the wanted list of Tianshimeng, but you are not there—"

".."

People from Tianshimeng?

The ghost group on the opposite side did not speak, but showed even more terrifying eyes at Mo Xie.

"Let's have a good talk first. Let me ask you about something. Do you know these three people?" Mo Xie, who didn't care about the atmosphere at all, took out his phone, took out the photo and shook it towards the opposite side, "Three The souls of the victims can't be found, have you seen them?"

".."

The boss of the ghost group was about to be laughed at by Mo Xie. This is what he said, and he dared to ask for news from them?

Who gave him the courage, the so-called genuine pen fairy behind him?

#In fact, they are all wild roads#

"Don't you want to accept us?"

Seeing Mo Xie, who seemed to have a big heart, the boss of the Li Gui Group became a little interested, and said: "The first reaction of a normal celestial master when he sees a Li Gui is to kill a Li Gui. In their eyes, a Li Gui is a Li Gui, and he will not go Think about why you become a ghost, why there are ghosts."

".."

"Brother, to be honest, what you said is very interesting." Mo Xie showed a serious little look.

Li Gui Boss: ".."

Li Gui Boss: "What's the smell?"

"It's the taste of being hurt by a foolish celestial master many times and finally blacklisting the entire celestial master's way because of love."

Mo Xie touched his chin, and said excitedly: "Let me guess, you may have had an affair with a certain celestial master, but you were deceived because you believed in him too much, so you could have been reincarnated but failed A good death can only wander in this cold and boring world day after day and year after year."

"Flowers bloom and fall, Yunjuanyunshu, you who could not be reincarnated sent away all the people you hated, and also sent away all the people you loved. In the end, you were alone, and when you looked back, you found that you had nothing... The world is unfair. I gave you the best love, friendship and affection but ruthlessly took it away, wow, is it so miserable?"

Mo Xie said the sincerity and affirmation, so that the four ghosts floating behind the ghost boss and Zheng Huaibi, who was reshaping the world view, subconsciously showed shocked little eyes at the ghost boss, which meant: This story is really sad , can we wipe away our tears?

Fu Shi rested his chin on Mo Xie's head, parted his thin lips lightly, and said to the point: "It's a bit miserable."

This plot is really exciting.

Ghost Boss: ".."

Ghost Boss: "??"

ha?

What the hell?

Why didn't I know that I had such a rich experience?

"What nonsense are you talking about? I don't! Don't spread rumors!" The ghost boss said in a very loud and extremely angry voice.

"Look, are you being stubborn again? Okay, okay, you don't, you don't." Mo Xie looked at Boss Ghost with helpless little eyes, and echoed repeatedly.

The four ghosts and Zheng Huaibi also nodded silently: "Okay, you don't, we understand, we all understand."

#这地无银300两#

#More and more black#

This kid, is he a human being?

How could he even spread rumors about ghosts?

The Tianshi League still has this style of Tianshi?Why hasn't it closed down yet? !

#天师联盟:?Don't beat me! #

The ghost boss really wants to strangle Mo Xie to death. What is this thing that is more ghostly than a ghost? Is he really a person? !

"Hey, you haven't answered me yet. Have you ever seen these three victims?" Mo Xiexie suddenly brought the topic back from the topic, and asked with a serious face.

"I've seen it, but it's miserable. If the boss hadn't been vigilant, we would have been arrested too."

A ghost floating behind the ghost boss poked his head out, and said in a soft voice, "It's been very rough recently, we didn't want to take orders at first, but after seeing the sincerity in your message, we are so pitiful to be haunted by ghosts, There was another ghost in the internal forum thinking of ghosts who wanted to eat you and haunt you. The boss couldn't bear it when he saw it, and said that he could help, so he took the order first... oh oh oh! "

The ghost boss can't wait for the talking ghost brother to pass out.

You talk too much!You talk too much!

He asks you to answer? !We ghosts want face!Especially in front of the celestial master, you must hold back your airs!

".."

"I can't bear it? Li Gui still has your style?" Mo Xie was shocked, "It's the first time I've met—"

A ghost that offered to stretch out its helping claws?I dare not dream like this!

Ghost Boss: ".."

The ghost boss was furious: "You have the face to criticize us? It is also the first time I have met a celestial master like you! You dare to spread rumors even with ghosts! You even spread rumors about me in front of me!"

".."

"Ah."

Fu Shi couldn't hold back a short laugh.

This plot is really exciting.

He really liked it.

Maybe it's because they complain about each other, or maybe it's because neither of them wants to fight, so the next plot direction becomes very common.

For example.

"..You are lucky to meet us, do you really think Li Gui is as easy-talking as us?"

"The Pen Fairy Alliance is real, as long as ghosts with sufficient strength can register as a member in it-because this alliance will release various tasks suitable for ghosts, no, it should be said that they are suitable for ghost hunting tasks , so it is very popular with wild ghosts."

The ghost boss sat cross-legged on the stomach of a member of the cockroach group, and said coldly: "The three victims you mentioned were indeed killed by someone, or by the same person. But the soul, He was indeed captured."

"Boy, do you understand the difference?"

"Understood, the corpse is the matter of the police in the underworld, and the soul is the topic we talk about in the underworld." Mo Xie shrugged, "You have no obligation to help the police, the underworld is about the underworld, it has nothing to do with you, and it has nothing to do with me .”

".."

Is this kid really a celestial master?The celestial masters he knew were basically warm-blooded and upright, why did they become so indifferent when they came to him?

"However, I can also say that the murderer is hiding in the building where the first victim lived. I can only help them get here. If I talk too much, I will cause trouble." The ghost boss sized him up. Thank you so much, and looked at Fu Shi beside him again, "I'll sell you to the ghost next to you."

Fu Shi glanced at the ghost boss, and curled the corners of his mouth.

"Thank you - then what's the matter with you, it's not normal to be a ghost without blood." Mo Xie changed the subject.

"Tsk, ghosts are the division of ghosts by heavenly masters, not ghosts." The ghost boss grinned, "Even if we haven't been stained with human blood, but because we have killed our own kind, most of the aura we carry is that of a big murderer. After seeing us, the Celestial Master directly divided us into ghosts, and wanted to kill us indiscriminately."

"Emmm, it really was severely hurt by the scumbag..."

"Shut up!"

"Oh--"

The ghost boss didn't want Mo Xie to tarnish his reputation anymore, so he quickly changed the subject, "Recently, the road is very chaotic. I have been dead for almost 200 years and have rich experience. Not to mention other places, the yin of this land has recently increased. Quite a lot—boy, don’t say I didn’t remind you, pure ghosts aren’t scary, what’s scary are ghosts mixed with humans.”

"People are much more ruthless than ghosts."

Mo thank you: ".."

Mo Xie's expression became a little pale, and he let out a cry.

".."

This reaction, or that sentence, is he really a celestial master?Why is he still an indifferent sub?

"People who practice Taoism, people who don't practice Taoism, and fierce ghosts. All three parties are involved. I don't know who it is, and I don't know what they are planning, but it is probably not a good thing."

Although Boss Ghost is madly dissing in his heart, thank you, but to be honest, he hasn't met such a celestial master who has such a temper with him for a long time.

So I said a few more words, "Listening to the rumors in the trail, what do you want to resurrect, what is the power of the dragon..., I don't know the specifics."

".."

"Why do idiots want to resurrect something every year? This script has been played badly!"

Mo Xie's eyes were filled with speechless words, "The year before last year, the south played with fire because it wanted to revive some whirling god, the year before last, the west wanted to revive some demon king, but it didn't expect to be killed or injured. Last year, the north because of Want to resurrect some Pluto and almost go offline collectively, why, it’s our East’s turn this year, isn’t it?”

"Why don't you be so boring! If they have the ability, they resurrected Pan Gu!"

"It's really impossible to invite Empress Nuwa to let me have a look and kneel down. She can't do anything and is still whimsical here. What a bunch of clubs, I don't know what to pretend in my mind!"

The author says:

Ghost Boss: Do I still have such a wealth of experience? 【Secretly Thinking.JPG】

I hope the world is peaceful, I hope the world is full of love, I hope everyone is healthy and healthy, woo woo, good night everyone.

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