The thing about my pen fairy friend

".."

The sneaky man glanced suspiciously at Mo Xie, snorted and said, "I'll turn back if you tell me to turn around. Isn't that embarrassing for me? Which way are you a gangster? Report your name."

"Which way can it be, the way of the underworld." Mo Xie heheed twice, and said beamingly: "Otherwise, you can still walk the way of the underworld because of the large number of people?"

Sneaky man: ".."

The sneaky man paused for a second, then suddenly turned around, and after seeing the situation behind him clearly, he jumped up and scolded directly: "I am such a god, when did I not notice the person who came here? ! Lao Tzu has been in the Jianghu for so many years, and people call him arhat, this is a sign of Lao Tzu!"

At some point in the distance stood several burly men with scars on their faces—appeared silently, their eyes were bloodshot, and they held a machete in their hands. These desperadoes, when they saw the sneaky man turned around and found them, they immediately laughed ferociously:

"There is a way to heaven if you don't go, but there is no way to hell, you go in by yourself!"

"It's all your fault for coming to a place you shouldn't be and seeing people you shouldn't be seeing."

"Hey, I haven't eaten meat for a few days, that kid has delicate skin and tender meat, let him breathe, and kill that naughty bastard first!"

".."

They are all thieves, why are they still getting special treatment? !

"What's wrong with your eyes, do you eat your rice or drink your water? Are you good-looking? Pooh, you look like a big southern cockroach, and you almost have two whiskers on your head! . . I heard Now, a group of white flour sellers are coming from the west, it seems that it is you!"

The sneaky man exploded directly. He hated others attacking his appearance the most. Of course, he was able to let go of his body and beg for mercy on weekdays.

But it's obvious that this group of people don't intend to keep him alive now, so what's the point of begging for mercy, let's scold him back first!

"Everything has a spirit, except cockroaches, mosquitoes and flies." Mo Xie put his palms together and sighed.

Sneaky man: ".."

The sneaky man's eyelids were trembling: "Don't spoil the atmosphere at this time, okay? Are you with the opposite party??"

"Look at my appearance, do you think I'm with cockroaches?" Mo Xie still asked sincerely with his hands clasped together.

".."

Standing next to him, Fu Shi slightly raised his head to look at the ceiling, oranges grown in Huainan were oranges, and oranges born in Huaibei were oranges, and cockroaches were the same.

He had seen cockroaches in the north, they were as small as beans, they were very pitiful. Later, he passed through the south, but he did not expect that not only did the cockroaches in the south have eight pieces of tendon, they could even fly.

.. This kind of extremely ugly creature can not be extinct, he can only say that Tiandao's aesthetics is really different.

#天道:? ? #

".."

The sneaky man twitched his mouth. It is natural to look at the face, but you really don’t look like a daoist. A face that is too outstanding and iconic is not popular on the dao. Only a face that is more popular and more ordinary can be a daoist. Like a duck to water.

Mo Xie and the sneaky man got away from the topic, and the face of the vicious group on the opposite side became even more ferocious.

Because the sneaky men directly exposed their identities, they wanted to silence them even more now.

"Old boy, you have very good ears. If you don't have time, I would like to recruit you to join us." The big cockroach, who was obviously the leader, sneered, and said gloomily: "When I went to see the King of Hades, how much did you remember?" Drink two bowls of Mengpo soup, and you will never grow such smart ears again in your next life."

Mo Xie immediately turned his face to look at the sneaky man upon hearing this, and asked curiously, "Brother, are your ears really so good?"

"If your ears don't work, you're doomed." The sneaky man curled his lips, and then snorted coldly at the big cockroach: "I'm not a good person, but I'm also a principled bad person. I've never touched poison. Well, if I want to get involved, with my ability, I would already be rich."

"Brother, what you said is very principled!" Mo Xie gave a thumbs up, "I appreciate you!"

Sneaky man: ".."

The sneaky man really can't laugh or cry, it's a matter of life and death, where did he come from, what is he really doing to destroy the atmosphere No.1.

The cockroach group on the opposite side had no patience, and started to move forward and wanted to do something.

"I advise you to be kind." Mo Xie Yizheng said forcefully.

Cockroach Group: ".."

Cockroach Group: "Hahaha!"

"..You told a group of desperadoes that you want them to be kind?" The sneaky man grabbed Mo Xie's arm and stepped back, moving towards a secret passage that he knew he should be able to escape while saying extremely speechlessly, "Brother, we are on the way Your reputation will be ruined by you."

Fu Shi heard that the arc of the corner of his mouth deepened a lot.

Children are very kind, and of course they will persuade each other to be kind.

#Strange Goodness Appears#

"How can our reputation on the road be defeated by me? It should be said that the road is more exciting because of me. Oh, brother, you let go. I want to convince people with virtue—" Mo Xie said still enthusiastically.

Sneaky man: ".."

The sneaky man rolled his eyes to the sky. He was really a ghost who couldn't persuade himself to die with kind words. He also convinced people with virtue. I'm afraid that even the dregs of bones would turn into ashes.

The cockroach group on the opposite side laughed even more wildly. It was the first time they saw an innocent little lamb wanting to convince others with virtue in front of them, so they said arrogantly: "Come on, let us see how you use virtue Clothes--"

".."

The words of the cockroach group were silenced after seeing Mo Xie's next move.

As for why it will be silenced?

In fact, there is no reason.

because.

".."

"Clam??"

"Brother, what kind of path are you fucking on?!" The sneaky man looked at what Mo Xie took out of his bag in shock, and said incoherently: "How did you get this thing? Is it a fake, is it a fake?!"

Heck, he just wanted to use the special chili noodles hidden on his body to catch the chance of escape by surprise, but why didn't this stunned young man follow the routine? !

Mo Xie's eyes were extremely pure, and he smiled and said, "Guess what—"

I guess your banana watermelon rind!

Not only the sneaky man, but even the cockroach group on the opposite side cursed in their hearts.

Nima's outrageous.

hand?Ray has it? !

We only got machetes when we sold flour, not even guns!Why can this little boy get hands that are harder to get than a gun?thunder? !Is there any law left? !Doesn't the law punish him? !

"Guns? Oh, I have guns too."

Seemingly seeing what the cockroach group was thinking, Mo Xie smiled and took out another small gun from his small bag, pointed the muzzle at the opposite cockroach group, and said enthusiastically: "Don't be nervous, I have a good aim. -"

Cockroach Group: ".."

Sneaky man: ".."

Nima's outrageous.

You can't judge people by their appearance! This is it!

The sneaky man looked at Mo Xie wrongly, taking this kind of contraband is as indifferent as taking jelly beans.. Which kind of prince is this motherfucker, a wolf in sheep's clothing came out for a private visit? !If you dare to carry it with you, brother, it is outrageous. Your current danger level is higher than that of the desperado selling white noodles opposite!

The sneaky man was devastated, but Fu Shixiao became more and more gentle.

The kid's character is really good, he appreciates it very much.

#Wrong Appreciation Suddenly Appeared#

"...It's okay, what about the one who convinces people with virtue?" A certain cockroach from the cockroach group murmured.

Mo Xie immediately responded enthusiastically: "My little burden is called virtue. Is there any problem with convincing people with virtue?"

Cockroach Group: ".."

Sneaky man: ".."

"Boy, don't think you can fool us with a fake product." The boss of the cockroach group stared at Mo Xie and said, his face was full of cruelty: "I'm not scared too much—ah!!"

boom.

Accompanied by some special syllable, the scream of the big cockroach resounded instantly, Mo Xie looked at the big cockroach holding the bleeding thigh and screaming like a pig, and said sincerely: "Have you inspected the product now? "

The blood on his body is almost mosaic. The lives of these people are really not too much to be shot thousands of times. Now I am a weak and helpless person with no combat effectiveness. It is a normal self-defense. .

However, state-owned state laws, affairs in the yang world are handled according to the rules of the yang world, and they are not inhuman beings. It is impossible to kill them, but it is okay to let some blood out.

You know, this special bullet with special cinnabar added to it is more painful than ordinary bullets.

Mo Xie was thinking casually in his heart.

..To be honest, thank you for thinking a bit dangerous, stop thinking about it!Can't think about it anymore!If you think about it again, you will be warned by the small black house with the lock badge!

".."

He really dared to shoot!

Since this gun is genuine, what about the hand?Ray is probably not a fake either!

The sneaky man subconsciously clasped his head in his hands, thinking that this plot was really out of line. He thought that meeting the cockroaches selling white noodles would be very dangerous. It turned out not to be the case. The brother he met was obviously More dangerous!

".."

This kind of screaming sound full of energy... He remembered that among his grandson's elders, there seemed to be someone who liked to hear the screams of the human race. Who was it?

Fu Shi raised his head slightly and began to think.

"Brother, help me to call the police." I don't know what strange things Fu Shi was thinking, Mo Xie smiled at the sneaky man with his head in his hands, "I have something in my hand so I can use my phone—"

Sneaky man: ".."

Sneaky man: "??"

"Damn you, you dare to call the police, you actually dare to call the police!" The sneaky man was in a bad mood, and he roared at Mo Xie: "Do you know that your problem is worse than that group of vulgar peddlers? There are so many! If they are the death penalty, then you are the death penalty of the death penalty, do you know?!"

Mo Xie blinked, tilted his head and asked in doubt, "Is that so?"

"Nonsense! Selling white flour depends on the grams. Do you need the guy in your hand?!" The sneaky man wanted to pull Mo Xie's ear, "How dare you carry this with you, our rabbit country can't tolerate you, right? Well, do you know what criminal law is?!"

".."

"I don't know why, but brother, you feel that the word "criminal law" is against harmony—" Mo Xieru said sincerely.

The sneaky man.. The sneaky man was choked up and had nothing to say.

He looked like a normal young man, but why did he feel that he would really go crazy if he said a few more words to him?

".."

Fu Shi, who was watching the fun, suddenly looked in a certain direction, and thought about the ghost plan planned for him by the child's master before, and then walked behind Mo Xie, and stretched out his arms to hug him by taking advantage of the height difference. Mo Xie, by the way, put his chin on Mo Xie's head, and set the ghost of "haunting each other day and night" firmly.

#The picture is slightly beautiful.JPG#

Mo thank you: ".."

To be honest, although he is loyal to his best friend, but to be honest, the height of his best friend is really shocking.

Is this too high?He claims to have long legs, but his best friend has legs from the neck down!

#Thinking is not beautiful at all.JPG#

"This group of white flour sellers will definitely be sent in, but the two of us have to get ourselves out, especially you!"

The sneaky man, who couldn't see the float, frowned, glanced at the group of cockroaches who didn't dare to move, but turned their eyes directly, and seemed to be thinking about some bad water, and said to himself: "I'm familiar with the orange, and the report is a credit, but the theft Attempts will also be held accountable...Let me think about it...? Why am I feeling colder and colder?"

".."

"Brother, don't think about it." Mo Xie moved a few books to the side, and then opened his mouth with a smile.

Sneaky man: "Why?"

"You'll know when you look back."

".."

This dialogue is too fucking familiar.

The sneaky man fought in his heart for two seconds, then turned his head tremblingly——

The last time I looked back, I ran into a group of desperadoes selling white noodles.

And this time look back.

The author says:

Thank you: [Convincing people with virtue.JPG];

Fu Shi: Children are really kind and have a good personality. 【Satisfied eyes.JPG】

You have to remember, these days, what kind of pot is always matched with what kind of lid——

Good night duck——

Thank you for the little cutie who threw the landmines: 1 Dong Ming Ji;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!