My big goose is not good

Probably because after experiencing the unbelievable fantasy event of transforming into a big goose, Tang Fengru's nerves have been tempered to a certain extent. This time, Tang Fengru accepted the rooster and big flower without any obstacles.

It's just that this guy is a little uncomfortable calling him master, and it's hard to look straight at him with his breasts and belly dangling shamelessly in front of him.

I have to say that, as expected of the leader of the flock with more than 1000 harems, Dahua's capital is really strong.Although it wasn't as heaven-defying as Immortal Yan, it was quite impressive, and once again Tang Fengru was hit.

But don't roosters have chicks and chickens, and use the cloaca to dock with hens for mating and mating?Is there a double leap in quality and quantity when becoming a man becomes a man?

Tang Fengru was a bit puzzled, but it was not easy to bring up this issue for discussion, so she said, "Dahua, when you become a human, don't be naked anymore, you have to wear clothes like ordinary humans—in other words, you will be like a wild goose." Ze turn feathers into clothes like that?"

"meeting!"

Another ray of light flashed by, and Da Hua had an extra set of gaudy clothes on her body, which was very similar to his real body.

"You two talk, I'm going out."

After Yan Ze gave the order, he went to the living room to watch TV leisurely, leaving Da Hua and Tang Fengru staring at the backyard.

Different from the domineering Yan Daxian, Dahua is very obedient and easy to talk, not to mention that he has never had anything wrong in raising him for several years. Tang Fengru quickly calmed down, and curiously asked him about his life experience while working.

"Dahua, how long have you lived? How did you come to our house?"

"Back to Master, I'm only in my early [-]s, and I just cultivated human form five years ago. At that time, I was injured during a thunder disaster on Xiaoqingshan. Grandma Tang found out and took her home to treat the injury. I don't have any place to go, and Grandma Tang is kind to me, so I stayed here forever."

Tang Fengru was taken aback, this experience was so similar to the situation when he met Yan Ze, he and his grandmother really had a predestined relationship with spirits.

"Since you are a demon, why didn't you take care of the rats in the chicken farm before?"

"I don't care. The big yellow cat you borrowed last year is basically useless. I killed most of the mice. But there are too many of them, and it's impossible to guard against them. Sometimes I sleep too dead at night and don't hear anything. , I was taken advantage of by them...Master, please forgive my negligence in the past, I will definitely be more vigilant in the future, and guarantee that this kind of thing will never happen again in the future!" Dahua said nervously to Tang Fengru Yi.

Tang Fengru waved her hand, "It's okay, I'll just ask casually. Since this is the case, the chicken farm has been thanks to you for the past two years, otherwise the loss will be great. By the way, Dahua, don't call me master, our human society is not good now. Xing master and servant, just call me by my name."

"How can it be, Grandma Tang has been kind to me, and you are indeed my master. And if I don't distinguish between superiors and inferiors, Lord Yan will be angry. If he gets angry, I'm afraid I will be in great trouble .”

Tang Fengru was surprised and said: "No way, you are a chicken, he is a goose, they are all the same kind of monsters, why are you so afraid of him?"

Dahua shrunk her neck, "The demon world is strictly hierarchical. Lord Yan has lived for 600 years at least, and his morals are much higher than mine. If he wants to kill me, he can kill me as easily as you, Master, don't be afraid."

Tang Fengru felt concerned, "Speaking of which, Dahua, there won't be any other chickens in my chicken farm, right?"

"That's not true, I'm the only one. Master, please give me some good words for the little one in front of Master Yan in the future. Don't kill me. I will work hard and never dare to be lazy again!"

This concubine can't do it!Tang Fengru said in a low voice: "That Master Yan has a big temper and is moody, so he won't listen to me. I'm also afraid of him."

Dahua was surprised: "How could it be? Aren't you and Mr. Yan on good terms? He will definitely consider what you say!"

Tang Fengru was overwhelmed by the thunder, "No, how did you know that he and I are, are, on good terms?"

"Didn't you share the same room last night? You are so kind to Mr. Yan. You can eat whatever Mr. Yan wants." Dahua said clearly. If Tang Fengru was not the person involved, she would almost believe it. My lord dotes on you very much too, otherwise I wouldn't have scared away the fat girl who came on a blind date this afternoon, and I wouldn't have forced me to show my original shape to help you just now."

Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding!Since you know what happened, why can't you see what kind of attitude Master Yan has towards me?

Tang Fengru explained with black lines all over her head: "We didn't share the same room, we just happened to sleep in the same room. I was forced to be nice to Yan Ze, just like you, I had no choice. He didn't spoil me either. You've been threatening me so much, you probably haven't noticed it."

Dahua had an expression of "I don't believe Master, you really don't know the blessings in the midst of blessings".

Tang Fengru was a little tired, forget it, he couldn't tell this one-sided guy, he would naturally know after a long time.

Although Dahua has eyesight problems, her movements are quick and her strength is extraordinary. She can lift a box weighing two hundred catties with ease, and she is really a good helper.In the past, Tang Fengru had to do three hours of work alone, but today it can be done in one hour, which greatly saves time and energy.

Dahua also offered to propose: "Master, our chicken farm is big enough, and it will be no problem to raise a few thousand more chickens."

Tang Fengru said: "There are too many, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of them."

Dahua patted her chest and said, "It's okay, leave it to me! I can manage the chickens for you, train them to excrete at fixed points, and reduce your workload! I can also urge the hens to eat well and exercise every day so that they grow healthy and healthy." Fat and strong, lay lots of eggs!"

Tang Fengru was overjoyed when she heard that: "Okay, then I'll leave it to you."

"Master, you are being polite, this is what I should do!"

Tang Fengru praised Dahua a lot, and then said: "There is still a vacant room at home, I will pack up another room for you to live in, and you can also have dinner with me and Yanze in the future."

"Thank you, master, but no need." Dahua shook her head again and again, "I still prefer to eat whole grains and bugs, and there is nothing wrong with living in a chicken coop. There are so many hens sleeping, so I can sleep with whichever one I want." Which one to sleep with is much more comfortable than sleeping alone."

Tang Fengru: "..."

Boy, are you showing off to me?

It's really a drought, a drought, and a flood.

He didn't want to admit that he was envious and jealous, so he said instead: "Dahua, I sold so many hens, and I still eat them every day, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

Dahua said with an open-minded face: "It's not uncomfortable, they have not yet developed their intelligence, they are just ordinary poultry, and they were originally eaten by people. It is also a merit to make some contributions to the master. Maybe in the next life, if they cast a good fetus, they will be able to be human. Or cultivate to become fine like me, that is their good fortune.

What's more, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come, so I also have a sense of freshness. "

The last sentence is the key point!Tang Fengru was speechless, this guy is actually a playboy, despise him!

Although I know that roosters have such habits, but these unscrupulous words are said from the big flowery mouth of the human form, and there is still a feeling of embarrassment.

Tang Fengru then remembered something, and told her: "By the way, Dahua, don't crow so early in the morning. If there is nothing urgent, I want to wake up later."

"Okay, okay, I won't bark anymore!" Dahua stretched out her hand and made a gesture of pulling a seal on her mouth, "You and Mr. Yan should rest early, a moment of spring and night is worth a thousand gold~"

Oh shit, Tang Fengru feels a little pain in the head.