My big goose is not good

If the blind date is over, you have to give the introducer an explanation.Tang Fengru called Zhang Qiaojuan, and briefly explained what happened just now, but did not mention Yanze's prank, and took all the responsibility on herself, saying that she did not perform well, failed to entertain the Zhao family brothers and sisters, and failed Thanks to her kindness.

Zhang Qiaojuan said it was a pity, complained to Tang Fengru a few words, and then comforted him not to lose heart, asking him to learn a lesson, and introduce him if there is a suitable one in the future.

Tang Fengru didn't want to bother Zhang Qiaojuan anymore, but she couldn't refuse the other party's enthusiasm and kindness, so she agreed.

After talking for a long time, Zhang Qiaojuan changed the subject: "By the way, Fengru, you, Uncle Xiangyang, bought some little gooses yesterday and wanted to borrow your big goose for breeding. I mentioned it to you last time. remember?"

Tang Fengru didn't expect Liu Xiangyang to take this matter seriously, and when he was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer, his back suddenly felt a chill, and when he turned his head, Yan Ze stared at the phone in his hand angrily, his eyes seemed to eat people .

He was afraid that Yanze would rush to Liu Xiangyang's house and beat him up, so he quickly made an excuse with Zhang Qiaojuan: "Auntie, I still remember, but my goose... it was injured and has no fertility, so I can't lend it to your family for breeding, I'm sorry."

Yan Ze: "..."

Zhang Qiaojuan said in surprise, "That's how it is, it's really pitiful."

"Auntie, why don't you go to Xuanzi's house to borrow it, he has a gander."

"Forget it, I will definitely pay a seed fee if I borrow it from his family. I might as well buy another one."

"That's good, it's more convenient."

"Well, that's it, let's talk about it next time."

"Okay, goodbye, auntie."

After hanging up the phone, Tang Fengru met Yanze's face that was darker than the bottom of the pot, and immediately raised her hand to beg for mercy: "Don't be angry, don't be angry! I just made up a random one because I couldn't think of any good reason. I didn't mean to discredit you. It can also completely dispel the thoughts of Aunt Zhang and the others, lest they always think about it! Anyway, you won’t breed with a little goose, right, that’s the same meaning..."

"It's much worse!" Yan Ze raised his eyebrows and looked up, out of anger, "This deity is strong and strong, and the dragon is strong and the tiger is fierce. The reason why I didn't breed casually is because I keep myself clean! If I want, the child I give birth Definitely more chickens than you've ever raised!"

Tang Fengru echoed repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you are the best, the most capable of giving birth!"

"..." Yan Ze's forehead was throbbing with veins, he was really confused by this guy, and he even compared himself with a low-level chicken!

Seeing that he didn't continue to curse, Tang Fengru hurriedly changed the subject: "It's past five o'clock, I'll cook for you, what do you want to eat?"

"Didn't you say at noon that you would cook chicken for me at night!" Yan Ze said angrily, "I want to eat braised yellow chicken and shredded chicken with scallion oil. If it's not well done, just wait and see!"

"Okay, no problem! You are satisfied!"

Tang Feng ran to the kitchen as if she had been pardoned.

He agreed readily, but his heart ached.

Yan Ze is so good at eating, and he always wants to eat good food. He can eat a whole chicken in one meal. Based on the cost, the food expenses for him alone will cost hundreds of dollars a day.If I don't make more money, I can't afford to pay for this great immortal.

Alas, life is not easy.

For dinner, Tang Fengru performed at her highest level. Yan Ze didn't say whether she was satisfied or not, but she didn't settle with him for her previous gaffe. She only ate up the two dishes that were quite large.

Tang Fengru ate the leftovers packed from Xiangpiaopiao at noon. To be honest, the taste was really mediocre, and it was even worse after returning to the pot, but he had to let Immortal Yan.

After eating, Tang Fengru washed the dishes and went to work on the chicken farm without stopping.In addition to patrolling the chicken coop to add water and feed to the chicks, I have to pack the eggs I have accumulated in the past two days, and pick out a hundred chickens so that Ma Weiguo's people will come to pick up the goods tomorrow, and I have to do it again tonight It's midnight.

After eating and drinking enough, Yan Ze's mood obviously improved a lot, and he actually showed kindness and offered to do him a favor.

Tang Fengru couldn't believe her ears, did the sun set from the east today?

When he was still a goose, Yan Ze thought the chicken farm was dirty and refused to set foot in it. He wanted to see how he could help.

Afterwards, the two went to the backyard, and sure enough, Yan Ze stopped when he reached the slope, and a pair of dark eyes scanned down like a searchlight.

Tang Fengru didn't know what his intention was, so she stood aside and waited.

Yan Ze's gaze suddenly froze, and Tang Fengru followed along, three black lines hanging from her head.

Under an old pear tree at the bottom of the slope, the rooster Dahua stepped on the back of a well-proportioned pullet, holding the pullet's comb in its mouth, its tail feathers fluttering, and it was in full swing. described action.

"What an unscrupulous guy." Yan Ze looked at him coldly with his arms folded with contempt on his face.

Tang Fengru: "..."

Aren’t all roosters like this? It’s as unrealistic to expect roosters to lay eggs.

He has seen this kind of chicken-style erotic activity a lot, and it has been performed dozens of times under his nose every day, and he has long been numb to watching it, but now he feels a little awkward watching it with Yan Ze.

Dahua is the veteran of the chicken farm. Grandma was in the Tang family when she was still alive, and she doesn't know how old she was.After her grandma passed away, Tang Fengru saw that it had a bright coat, was full of energy, and didn't look old at all, so she kept it instead of disposing of it after raising it for a certain period of time like other chickens.

This big and strong rooster is the absolute boss in the Fengming chicken farm. It has more than 1000 hens in its harem. It spends most of its time in the harem except eating, sleeping, and beating up other roosters. Having sex with the hens can be called the chicken winner.

Originally, Dahua was stepping on the back of the little hen to show off his glory. When he saw Yan Ze approaching by mistake, the whole chicken froze for a moment. Drill in the chicken coop.

Yan Ze shouted: "What are you running, come here!"

Dahua trembled all over, turned around, walked tremblingly to the slope, knelt down in front of Yanze, and begged for mercy with tears: "My lord, please forgive me, I will never dare again!"

"Yanze, don't bully Dahua, it didn't do anything bad, it just followed its instinct to reproduce...Ahhhhhh!"

Tang Fengru couldn't stand it anymore, so she couldn't help persuading her, but found something was wrong while talking, my mother, why did Dahua start talking? !

Yan Ze said angrily: "How can I bully it, isn't this looking for help for you!"

There was a flash of white light, and Rooster Dahua turned into a young man with one, one, one, and one, kneeling in front of Yanze with a face full of fear.

Yan Ze ordered without doubt: "From now on, you will help Tang Xiaoji, and you can do whatever he asks you to do. If you don't do well, the deity will destroy your thing, understand?"

"Understood!" The naked man nodded like a pounding garlic, then walked up to Tang Fengru on his knees, raised his head and asked him politely: "Master, what do you need me for?"

Tang Fengru: "..."

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