In Yokohama, I used a vest to make up the Saviors

Osamu Dazai tilted his head back and nestled on the sofa. The delicate girl's face was ashen, and her whole body was filled with decadence and lovelessness.

Green and white, with a chubby figure squatting on her legs together, Sihashi stuck out her tongue.

Osamu Dazai had given up on chasing away this stupid dog, he died laughing, he couldn't get rid of it at all.

This little fat man seemed to be bound to her, with a bucket-like figure, and his four short legs were swinging very fast.

Most of Osamu Dazai's exhaustion came from this dog.

After realizing that Oda Sakunosuke was fine and all this was just a prank, Osamu Dazai actually accepted the sexual transfer and pregnancy quite well.

If it was normal, she might take advantage of her pregnancy and women's convenience to bully men and women, go to the subway and ask people to give up her seat or something.

However, the problem lies with this dog.

As we all know, Osamu Dazai hates dogs, especially the chubby green dog that sticks out its tongue and keeps climbing on her body as long as she sits down.

More importantly, this dog's IQ is definitely questionable.

Osamu Dazai used the tried-and-tested move of grabbing dog food with the dog and eating it crunchily. He originally wanted to see the stupid dog's disappointed reaction.

As a result, she was not only lectured by Kunikida Doppo, telling her not to eat indiscriminately during pregnancy, but the stupid dog also thought she liked to eat dog food, and gave her another bag.

Ah.

If she is guilty and heinous, please let her die and be punished by the law, instead of inexplicably transgendered and pregnant, this is not important... Why should she be entangled by a stupid dog that can only stick out its tongue!

Just because she committed suicide? ? ?

Knowing from Funagawa Asaka why Sarina targeted him, Osamu Dazai drove everyone away with a smile.

Crawl, let her die, there is nothing left to miss in this world, not even the revived Oda Tsukuru.

Wait, Odasaku seems to be fine.

But Funagawa Asaka only said that she would see Odasaku, but she didn't say when she would see her at all!

As soon as she came up, she was pregnant in June, and she directly expressed her helplessness with Xie Ye, and she had a miscarriage in the first month, and Dazai Osamu's body with upside down day and night and disordered diet couldn't bear it.

If it weren't for the look of joy in her eyes, Osamu Dazai would have believed that she was really thinking about her.

Gotta figure out a way to have an abortion.

Osamu Dazai looked around the room that had been emptied of all sharp objects and dangerous objects, and sadly considered the possibility of her being hit to death or having a miscarriage. He lay back on the sofa decadently, closed his eyes, and tried his best to ignore the stupid dog Si Ha sound.

If she didn't want to see Oda Saku, she wouldn't be able to stay in this cold world for a second.

"Dazai." A plain male voice that Osamu Dazai was familiar with yet unfamiliar sounded from the other side of the door.

"Ha...have I dreamed to this extent?" Osamu Dazai didn't even bother to turn his head, and clenched his fists.

"Dazai?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at the girl who looked like a friend in front of him, and without much hesitation, he recognized that this person was Dazai Osamu: "Do you have long hair?"

"Oda Saku?" Osamu Dazai turned his head and saw Oda Sakunosuke in a black suit, stunned: "You... shrunk?"

"It's me." The young Oda Saku, who looked only seventeen or eighteen years old, said calmly, "As for the body, it's Miss Sarina's private design."

Oda Sakunosuke didn't understand why Selina looked disgusted when she measured his data.

"Why are you 23 years old and look the same as 40 years old!" Sarina complained: "I don't want to be a doll for the uncle, it's a waste of materials."

Then with a few brushstrokes, his body data was scaled down, and his face was much tenderer.

"It just so happens that there is no 1.8-meter-five skeleton here, that would be a waste of material, so let's make the body according to the size of this suit." Selina held up the spare work clothes provided by Yinwu String Music: "Young killer in black suit , looks better than the decadent uncle."

Oda Sakunosuke is two heads taller than Otonashi.

No string music jealousy.

He can only lie to himself with the immaturity and growth period.

"Is the leader a Mafia?" Assistant Oda Sakuyuki wore a familiar black suit: "Only the Mafia in Yokohama wears this kind of suit."

The system silently interjected: [No, there are still cowherds]

"Shut up, don't inquire about the adults." Selina held a pen and drew the manuscript of the doll on the paper: "You are also not allowed to reveal the appearance of the adults. If you meet them, you have to pretend that you don't know them. Do you hear me?"

"Understood." Oda Sakunosuke felt that the phrase 'shut up' was not meant for him, but he still nodded: "But my acting skills are not good."

Encountered, does it mean that he will be let out to move freely?

"It's okay, the acting skills are not enough, the facial paralysis is coming together, the doll has no expression." Selina is very calm: "You can use this body first, and I will make a few more sets... more perfect, Strive to restore the sense of taste, pain and touch.”

Oda Sakunosuke thought it was amazing, even though it was made of wood, cloth, clay, and rubber, it still had five senses: "Is it troublesome?"

"Do you think it's for you?" Selina looked at the bearded soul body in disgust: "It's the adults who want me to use you as an experiment to improve my puppet technology."

It's for her!

Oda Sakunosuke will be the first of her resurrection, but won't be the last.

"Anyway, that's it." Oda Sakunosuke calmly pinched the cheek that was no different from a real person: "I don't know what material she used, but it looks like real meat."

If it wasn't for his current sense of touch and taste, he really thought he was resurrected.

Osamu Dazai listened carefully, and asked after listening: "Odasaku, why were you released so easily, the leader of that mysterious organization, is there no other condition for resurrecting you?"

"Ah, the leader said that people like Dazai who don't respect life will pay the price, so you have to stay with me for a while." Oda Sakunosuke nodded and looked at the heads piled up in a row at the door: "Speaking of which, this is Dazai. new colleagues?"

"Is this Mr. Dazai's friend..."

"That guy Dazai has such a normal friend..."

"A puppet that came back from the dead, I really want to dissect it..."

Everyone in the detective agency who was discovered panicked, and Kunikida Doppo was finally pushed out. He straightened his collar: "Ahem, Mr. Oda, it's the first time we meet. I am Kunikida Doppo."

"Ah, hello, I'm Oda Sakunosuke."

After the two sides greeted each other, the air fell into silence.

The embarrassing one was obviously not Oda Sakunosuke.

Kunikida Doppo coughed softly: "Well, I'll go to work first, you guys talk."

Then he walked to the door and said seriously: "Have you finished your work, let's join in the fun here."

Everyone dispersed.

"Odasaku." Osamu Dazai clapped his hands: "Now tell me, why were you sent here ahead of time, and the leader of that mysterious organization, what deal did he make with you to bring you back to life?"

Edogawa, who sneaked in at some point, sat in the front row and ate with a bag of potato chips. Anyway, except for the president of the detective agency, no one dared to drag him to work.

Funagawa Asaka happily took the seat next to Edogawa Ranpo, and listened with her chin in her hands. She felt the same way as Edogawa Ranpo.

Funagawa Asaka wants to know about her husband!

"The leader seems to be angry with me." Oda Sakunosuke said truthfully: "He said he didn't want to see me in the near future and told me to get out, so I came to you."

"Ah, the leader told me that you are in the Armed Detective Agency." Oda Sakunosuke added: "As for why I was resurrected, it is said that it was because my subordinates got tired of cooking, so I randomly selected someone who could cook to resurrect me."

Oda Sakunosuke sighed a little: "It's also because I'm lucky, otherwise I wouldn't have met Dazai."

His hasty reason made the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitch.

The leader of the mysterious organization, force -1.

"Mister is actually angry?" Funagawa Asaka, who was sitting next to Edogawa Ranpo, was curious: "Mr. has a very good temper, what did you do?"

"Because the leader said he wanted to see my cooking, I made my specialty spicy curry." Oda Sakunosuke's calm blue eyes were full of confusion: "The leader took a bite and was made to cry, Sarina Both Miss and Mr. Yu Sheng were there, and after that, we were all kicked out."

But it seemed that he was the only one who was kicked out, and both Miss Sarina and Mr. Yu Sheng refused to leave.

"..." Osamu Dazai, who had eaten the spicy curry of Oda Sakunosuke, felt a little pitiful for the leader of the mysterious organization.

"I can obviously take care of my husband." Asaka Funagawa was displeased: "I can make desserts very well."

The killer guy can only fry the kitchen, Miko goes out to pack food every day, and Selina's cooking is mediocre.

Why don't you use her, Mr.

"Because the leader doesn't want to disturb Ms. Funagawa's new life." Oda Sakunosuke said seriously: "The leader said, let me follow Ms. Funagawa for the time being. Please give me more advice in the future."

Funagawa Asaka, who was very upset that this strange guy was lucky enough to take care of her husband, turned her head and proved with actions that she did not want to get along well with him.

Osamu Dazai applauded: "So, does Oda Saku want to stay and work in the detective agency, yes!"

Oda Sakunosuke didn't explain that he didn't count as working for the detective agency, but he didn't interrupt Dazai Osamu, he was thinking.

This Ms. Funagawa has as much opinion of him as Mr. Suzumiya.

In comparison, Ms. Sarina and Mr. Yu Sheng get along better.

Selina, who treats the dolls she made equally, and who is trying to conquer the perfect doll, and Yu Shengyuzhi, who doesn't care about mere dolls at all, and who is acting coquettishly about to rub her hands, sneezed at the same time.

Yin Wuxian was shocked: "Can the vest also catch a cold?"

"Compared to this, adults are really cute." Yu Shengyu tilted his head, holding the tissue that Yin Wuxianle used to wipe his tears in his hand, and before Yinwu Xianle went crazy, he naturally put the tissue in his sleeve Li: "My lord wants to eat tonight, I'll go buy it."

Otonashi, who was gradually getting used to the strange idiotic behavior of the vest, had no choice but to recall the lava-like spicy curry made by Shimo Oda Sakunosuke. The tip of his tongue felt phantom pain, and he took another sip of ice milk: "There are still a lot of things in the refrigerator that have not been resolved. , Forget it, I want to eat cold noodles and cold dishes, something refreshing."

He tried his best to forget that he was choked up with tears just now, coughed while leaning on the table, and shouted 'give me water', and then the milk that Yu Shengyu Zhi sent accidentally spilled on his body and saw himself in the mirror when he was cleaning.

The corners of the eyes are bright red, and the eyes look wet.

Good-looking is really good-looking, Yinwu Xianle has always been confident in her face.

But social death is also true social death.

Fortunately, Oda Sakunosuke was thrown out early by him, and Yu Shengyu Zhi Sarina and the others were vests, and they were essentially driven by him, and they were themselves.

Otherwise, learn more about physical amnesia.

Yu Shengyu Zhi thought for a while: "Is it Korean food?"

"I want to eat meat." Yinwu Xianle said sincerely, "Thank you for the less kimchi and radish."

"What does their leader look like? Is it good-looking?" Edogawa Luanbu raised his hand holding a bag of potato chips: "The detective has been curious about this for a long time."

"I can't say it." Oda Sakunosuke shook his head: "The leader said that his information cannot be leaked. This is the basic cultivation of a subordinate."

Funagawa Asaka nodded with satisfaction: "That's it, I barely have the qualifications to be a subordinate of Mr., and I will supervise you."

"It's disgusting, so is Asaka, who doesn't say anything." Edogawa Ranpo puffed up his cheeks depressedly: "The detective is really curious about your leader."

When Oda Sakunosuke heard the name "Detective", he looked at Edogawa Ranpo and blinked: "It's you, thank you last time."

"The famous detective doesn't want to talk to the idiot who doesn't listen to persuasion." Edogawa turned his face away in disorder: "The famous detective has been sitting here for so long, did you just notice it?"

Edogawa took out the bag of potato chips in a flurry, disappointed: "It's empty."

"It's decided." Funagawa Asaka took the empty bag calmly: "I'll go back to bake potato chips tonight, just to make some for Mr. Odasaku? It's a strange name, you should know where Mr.'s safe house is, right?" .”

The little girl who wanted to follow her had bright eyes, and she had malicious intentions. As a subordinate, she hadn't seen her husband for a long time.

"My name is Oda Sakunosuke." Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, then shook his head: "I'm sorry, I was sent out suddenly, and I don't know how to go back."

One second he was watching Yin Wuxian, coughing and tearing up, and the next second he appeared on the street.

"Then where are you going to live today?" Edogawa Ranpo asked.

Osamu Dazai pricked up his ears, pretending to be reserved, waiting for Oda Sakunosuke to say: I have nowhere to go, and then said: Come to my house.

Oda Sakunosuke took out a card: "The leader said that this card is unlimited, and I can buy a house outside as a residence."

Osamu Dazai put on a kitten face.

Edogawa ranpo scorned: "Men and women can't kiss each other."

"What, I'm a real man." Dazai Osamu was angry, and he raised his bulging chest: "By the way, did Mr. Ranpo and Oda Saku know each other?"

"I saw you four years ago."

When Oda Sakunosuke was going to die, Edogawa Ranpo stopped him.

Hearing four years, Osamu Dazai's smile froze, and he changed the subject: "Speaking of which, Odasaku, do you know how to solve this?"

She pointed to her swollen belly, and complained pitifully: "I don't have to commit suicide, just ask Miss Sarina to let me go."

She really doesn't want to be pregnant for ten months and then give birth to a baby!

Really, since the appearance of Qianxiangjiang, he hanged himself and encountered a corpse, and jumped off a building and hit a corpse, too bad.

Xiao Caigou thought that Osamu Dazai wanted to play with it, so he barked twice happily, and then was pushed down by Osamu Dazai, and it jumped up again, Osamu Dazai gave up dealing with it.

"Ten months pregnant and I will die." Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together, his iris-colored almond eyes were moist after being feminized, and I felt pity: "Please, Odasaku, this is my lifelong request. "

"It's a week." Edogawa Ranpo raised his hand with great interest: "Only one week, Dazai will be able to give birth."

"It won't work for a long time!" Osamu Dazai exploded, "I don't know how to give birth, even with Oda Saku, I would commit suicide!"

"I don't know how to solve it." Oda Sakunosuke made an original expression: "It turns out that Dazai became like this, it was Miss Sarina who did it."

"It turns out that Odasaku is so calm because he knows the truth?" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide: "It's too bad to complain, Odasaku."

"I don't know why, but I always feel that if Dazai is feminine, he will indeed get pregnant soon."

"Odasaku!" Osamu Dazai was heartbroken: "Am I that bad?"

"Yes." Oda Sakunosuke thought: "After all, Dazai was very good at currying favor with women before, and there are rumors that there are many young ladies at the bottom who are fascinated by you and sent information for nothing."

Osamu Dazai coughed lightly when he was mentioned about the black history: "It's not a rumor, it is said that the desks and chairs of our detective agency are sponsored by the lady who has a crush on me."

Osamu Dazai pinched his chin thoughtfully: "Ah, those ladies who miss me day and night will break their hearts knowing that I have become like this."

Edogawa ranpo listened with great interest, and said that Osamu Dazai was right.