In Yokohama, I used a vest to make up the Saviors

The detective agency is in disarray.

Dazai Osamu was covered in dead branches and leaves, and when he came back in a state of embarrassment as if he had fallen off a cliff, the first thing he did was to embarrass Funagawa Asaka.

A man who looked very different from his normal idle appearance, exuding air-conditioning all over his body, he grabbed Funagawa Asaka by the collar and asked her: "What does your organization want to do."

There is a surge of malice in the kite-colored pupils, even though they are dressed in clean sunlight, they look like evil spirits coming out of the darkness.

Everyone in the detective agency has never seen Osamu Dazai like this.

Funagawa Asaka was so strangled that her breath was not smooth, the detective hat on her head fell to the ground, the girl with emerald green eyes gritted her teeth and refused to say anything.

In the end, it was Edogawa Ranpo who decisively rescued Funagawa Asaka, pushed the red ink-colored brick into Dazai Osamu's hands, and told about Miko.

Osamu Dazai was silent for a few seconds, bit his fingertips without hesitation, smeared the blood on the brick, and then, without any warning, fell straight down.

The red ink-colored bricks and stones also disappeared.

The Armed Detective Agency is in disarray.

[Sub-quest task: Recover the abnormal item 'Sex Transformer', task reward, number of lucky draws +1]

[Congratulations on obtaining: a [-]-hour trial version of a vegetable repair dog]

[Detected that the 'Sex Converter' was used]

[The abnormal item disappears, the effect of the ability is reduced...The automatic repair is successful, and the remaining effect completely disappears after twelve hours]

"Repair...repair vegetables? A dog that repairs vegetables? Why do you need to repair vegetables?" Yin Wuxian imagined a dog holding a screwdriver and a wrench, carrying a tool pocket, and beating on cabbage : "What kind of magical new species is that?"

[The homonym of the language of flowers, repairing is small, meaning a puppy]

"What does that dish mean?"

[Dog breed] The system tone is subtle: [A green cabbage, or a green dog]

"Can you beat the world consciousness?" Yinwu Xianle took a deep breath, thinking of the happy time when he smoked a vest: "Do I want it to make soup? Is the vegetable dog a cabbage that looks like a dog, or does it look like a cabbage? dog?"

【Xiugou is so cute, how can he cook soup】

"Oh, a live dog." Otonashi String Music nodded: "I don't like taking care of pets, why don't I give it to Osamu Dazai as compensation?"

Knowing that Otonashi has read Osamu Dazai's materials, and complained about the label of "extremely disgusting dogs", the system puts a question mark.

【As long as you are happy】

It happened suddenly.

Funagawa Asaka was dragged to a separate room by Edogawa Ranpo.

The unconscious Dazai Osamu was sent to the infirmary.

"Random steps." Funagawa Asaka clenched her fists, sat on the sofa, her bright green eyes were clouded with haze, and she said in a begging tone that she couldn't think of: "I'm sorry, can you stop driving me away?" Walk......"

Ranpo Edogawa, who was reading four square grid manga in the newspaper, raised his head and looked at Asaka Funagawa strangely: "What are you sorry for?"

"Concealing Selina's hunt..."

"You said that." Edogawa patted the girl's shoulder in a random way, and said carelessly: "You don't need to tell me about that kind of thing, a famous detective can reason it out casually."

"And Dazai's coma..."

Edogawa laughed out loud, and pinched Funagawa Asaka's face: "Didn't you tell the famous detective about that?"

Funagawa Asaka was taken aback.

"Your expression has already written the answer on your face." Edogawa rubbed the little girl's head in disorder: "Dazai is fine, that brick is a prank."

Funagawa Asaka's pupils dilated: "You..."

A hint of cunning flashed across Edogawa Ranpo's eyes: "It seems that the famous detective guessed right."

Funagawa Asaka smiled helplessly.

Be cheated.

"Qianxiangjiang wouldn't think that a famous detective dragged you here as a hostage or for interrogation, right?" Edogawa Luanbu sneered, "What kind of person is Qianxiangjiang? The detective is not blind, and Kunikida was too anxious to make that kind of accusation."

"Although the members of your organization have strange personalities, their original intention is to protect this city."

Edogawa Ranpo picked up the newspaper placed on the sofa, dragged Funagawa Asaka over, and covered them with the newspaper: "Asaka, tell me secretly, what kind of prank is it?"

"The abnormal item 'Sex Transformation Instrument'." Asaka Funagawa wanted to complain that the newspaper was not soundproof at all, but she didn't say it: "There are other small gifts, the essence is that Selina wants to teach Dazai her disrespect for life."

"Small gift?" Before Edogawa Ranpo could ask, he was attracted by the scream of Naomi Guqi from next door.

"Mr. Dazai..." Gu Qizhi's pupils widened, pointing at the person lying on the bed: "Become, a girl?"

Dazai Osamu, who was pale and lying sideways on the bed, turned into a slender woman at this time, her curly black hair grew longer and hung in mid-air, and her delicate face also turned soft, slender and peaceful, with her eyes closed Eyes, people can't bear to be disturbed, very cute.

The most eye-catching thing is her slightly swollen abdomen, which is as big as a grapefruit, and she looks like she is five or six months pregnant.

Osamu Dazai turned into a girl and is pregnant? ? ?

Shocking Kunikida's 100-year-old domination.

He printed the ideal green paper book, together with his world view, and it fell to the ground with a snap.

Kenji Miyazawa opened his eyes wide: "A man is pregnant, is this a big city?"

Tanizaki Junichiro's eyes widened, and he unconsciously complained: "Men in big cities can't get pregnant..."

And she was pregnant in June in an instant.

Funagawa Asaka silently grabbed a pack of snacks when she went out, and stuck her head behind Edogawa Ranpo who was leaning against the door to watch the excitement.

The sound of Shihashiha's exhalation suddenly sounded in the room.

Ranpo Edogawa heard the movement, turned his head, and saw a cabbage in Funagawa Asaka's arms at some point.

Chinese cabbage?

He took a closer look, ah, it's a cabbage with a tongue and ears... a dog?

It is indeed a living thing.

"It's Mr. Dazai's compensation." Under the watchful eyes of everyone in the infirmary, Funagawa Asaka hugged the little dish dog with tongue sticking out: "Because Selina hates people who don't cherish life. Kill, but... In short, Mr. Dazai is like this, it can be regarded as Mr. comforting Sarina and venting her anger."

"A prank?" Kunikida Doppo raised his glasses, looked at Ranpo Edogawa, who was not surprised at all, and the cheerful and playful Edogawa Ranpo, and Asaka Funagawa, who looked guilty of doing something wrong, took a deep breath, and the storm output: " So from the very beginning, we were kept in the dark, lied to Dazai that idiot, he would die to see his reaction, you and that nasty-faced god, played tricks, lied to us that the brick was dangerous and made us worry? It's not in my plan to have so many third-rate dramas like boring flips!"

"And Mr. Ranpo, don't feed the dog lollipops, not even chocolate! The dog will die!" Kunikida Doppo looked at Edogawa Ranpo seriously, and then at Funagawa Asaka who hesitated to speak: " What do you want to say?"

"The vegetable dog is an abnormal creature. You can feed it with anything, and it won't die..." Asaka Funagawa's voice became softer, she hugged the silly vegetable dog with her tongue sticking out, not knowing why.

"This kind of thing, a famous detective can see it at a glance." Edogawa Ranbo was proud, broke a small piece of sugar ball, and fed it to Xiaocaigou.

Then, after Xiao Caigou opened his mouth stupidly, he quickly put it in his own mouth.

"What were you doing when I taught you a lesson, don't do this kind of prank in the future, just listen carefully to me! And where did this dog come from?"

Funagawa Asaka, who was stunned by Kunikida Doppo's roar, lowered her head and admitted her mistake with tears in her eyes.

An angry Kunikida Doppo is scary.

Obviously usually a kind and polite workaholic, a worried male mother, huh...

"Speaking of which, what will Mr. Dazai do..." Gu Qi Naomi weakly raised her hand: "Conceiving and giving birth is very hard."

"Compared to this, shouldn't we pay more attention to who is the father of the child?" The reliable Kunikida Doppo looked at Funagawa Asaka: "It took Dazai only 10 minutes from bleeding coma to pregnancy, can he really give birth to a child?" ?”

"Yes." Funagawa Asaka nodded silently: "According to this progress, the child will be born in about a week."

Just kidding, that is a pregnancy stone blessed by world consciousness.

The original version only needs to be worn for one month and conceived in October, while the current version only takes half an hour to give birth within a week.

"Can Mr. Dazai take good care of the baby?" Gu Qi Naomi raised an eyebrow: "Mr. Dazai can't even take care of himself well."

"This is a problem." Kunikida Doppo frowned: "That bandage is a waste device, I don't want to show him the baby."

Yosano Akiko raised the scalpel with great interest: "Has Dazai completely turned into a girl?"

"Put down the knife, and miss Yosano!"

Edogawa Ranpo was in high spirits: "Pregnancy is very hard."

Kenji Miyazawa raised his hand: "I will suffer from morning sickness, insomnia, and anorexia. The cows in our village have lost several catties due to pregnancy."

This is Junichiro Tanizaki who did not know when he came over: "Will it be a boy or a girl?"

"I hope it's a cute little princess! Then Naomi can help dress up!" Gu Qi Naomi's eyes lit up, and she hugged her brother: "Zomi also wants to give my brother a baby~"

"Naomi, let go, everyone is here, don't touch there, ah..."

[Detective agency is scary] The system sighs: [I really want him to live]

Yin Wuxian also doubted: "Why don't you tell them that the pregnancy stone can be broken?"

He also wants to see Osamu Dazai give birth, no personal grievances, just curious about how the 'sex transformation instrument' will disappear after [-] hours, and Osamu Dazai will turn back into a man, but the pregnancy stone will not fail, how will he give birth.

Caesarean section?

But men don't seem to have the organs to conceive life?

Damn, the more I think about it, the more curious I become.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai on the bed opened his eyes, and the noise of the detective agency became hazy in his ears. He stared blankly at the ceiling, his mind full of thoughts.

He thought of the theory that Sakaguchi Ango guessed that Oda Sakunosuke was not dead in the cemetery, and also remembered the words left by the Miko of that organization after returning to the detective agency.

Everything points to.

Odasaku really came back to life.

As long as he dripped blood on that thing and gave something like life, Odasaku would be able to come back to life.

It's a deal, a deal proposed by a mysterious organization.

Although they don't know why they resurrected Oda Tsukuru, if they can use his decayed, worthless life and body, in exchange for Oda Tsukuru's rebirth.

Presumably there is no better deal in the world than this.

So, why is he still alive?

Doesn't that woman named Selina really want his body?

When Mingming was talking, he felt his skin was burned by her greedy eyes.

Such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity did not kill him.

And let him live in this corrupt world.

Just as Osamu Dazai was thinking, attracted by the noise outside the clinic, he tried to get up with support.

Chest and abdomen seem to be getting heavier...

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and pressed a mass of unfamiliar softness on his chest. Then, the left hand supporting his body accidentally pulled his long hair, his scalp hurt, and when he fell back on the bed, he accidentally hit the bulge of his abdomen.

Osamu Dazai, pupil earthquake.

What about my Adam's apple, why did my hair grow longer, did I...become a woman, and what happened to my stomach?

"Mr. Dazai, be careful baby!"

After hearing Guqi Naomi's words, all the clues pointed to the truth, and his physical and mental exhaustion made Osamu Dazai's eyes darken and he passed out.