After falling out of her online dating, she was targeted by vinegar and school grass

"Then I can only wrong you to sleep with me tonight."

During the evening self-study, the head teacher asked a student in the back row to help move the mobile phone box and distribute it according to the student number.

"Everyone will pay attention to the job number written on the blackboard later, do a survey questionnaire, and post the screenshots in the class group when you are done, remember to report the number."

The teacher in charge ordered everyone to act.

After Yu Xian turned on the phone, he first followed the official account, and found that it was a questionnaire to test his mental health.

After finishing, I looked around and saw that the people sitting in the other group were playing games with vertical screens at this time, and everyone's screens didn't look like they were on the questionnaire.

At this time, Zhou Haoxu's news came.

—Take me to eat egg-filled pancakes: I suggest you not click on Moments, it is very not recommended, there will be a surprise with quotation marks.

—Happy little fish: what?

— Treat me to an egg-filled biscuit: You can find out by clicking on it, it was posted about twenty minutes ago.

Yu Xian clicked into Moments to refresh as he said, not many friends posted on Moments at this point, there were only a few daily purchases sent by the owner of the supermarket opposite the door in the front row.

Swipe down a page on the screen with your finger, and you will see Jiang Jinnian's circle of friends.

No text, just a picture.

Yu Xian immediately saw that the person in the photo was him.

The photo didn't capture the head, only below the collarbone, Jiang Jinnian was holding his hand, the knees of the two were close together, the background was a little blurry, but it was impossible to tell where it was.

He didn't even know when Jiang Jinnian took the photo, and it was so ambiguous.

Yu Xian could see the number of likes on this article, so he quietly liked it and wanted to type a reply. As soon as he clicked to open the reply box, all the comments below popped up like a bug.

His attention is now fully in the comments.

——Xiao Li doesn’t eat coriander: Very good, I’m the first to comment again, if I have a partner, I’ll just show off. Cooperating with our department, I haven’t even talked about a relationship yet.

—Those who like xx and I delete each other: Isn't it true that there is a date?I thought it was a fake 666.

— Ting Hai: It’s unbelievable that the cycad tree has blossomed and fallen in love, so there’s no need to be so ostentatious.

— Ting Hai: Persuasion to delete it is not good for my spirit.

—Milk is sweet: Didn’t you say you don’t want to fall in love? Why are you still showing affection now?

There are still a lot of things to come down because of time constraints. Yu Xian didn't read them all carefully. Zhou Haoxu's message came over the next second as soon as he looked up.

- Invite me to eat egg-filled pancakes: I also thought that he said that some of the partners were fake, but now they are holding hands.

—Take me to egg-filled pancakes: Don’t be sad that there are thousands of men in the world who are not bad for this one.

Yu Xian didn't know how to explain this problem to Zhou Haoxu, and he couldn't explain it for a while on the phone, so he had to pick a time to talk about it.

Because the number reported in the group was almost complete, the mobile phone was handed in again.

When writing the test paper at night, Yu Xian was still thinking about that photo, always feeling an indescribable joy, even feeling sweet when recalling it.

During the evening self-study, Yu Xian and Zhou Haoxu went back together because they had agreed in advance that they would not go together.

The road is very slippery, and you will slip and fall if you are not careful, because many people who came down the stairs together are now almost squeezed in the crowd.

While Yu Xian was walking well, he suddenly felt that someone grabbed his coat from the back, and before he could react, he was brought along with him and fell to the ground.

Because the road has not been repaired for many years, the ground is very rough. When I fell down, I felt pain from the waist down. There was darkness in front of my eyes, and I felt that a group of stars were revolving around me.

Because the person who stepped on the ice and slipped reflexively grabbed the person in front, and both of them fell hard at this time.

"Fuck, are you okay?" Zhou Haoxu walked ahead because of his big strides, and when he turned around, he heard the sound of slipping and falling.

At this time, everyone around saw that everyone had fallen and all looked this way, and took the initiative to avoid this place.

Yu Xian still felt like he was going to die of pain when he was pulled up by Zhou Haoxu. He couldn't straighten his waist, and even his legs felt burning pain. He was still completely in a state of falling.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to."

The person who also fell because he stepped on the ice formed by the puddle instinctively grabbed the clothes of the person in front at the moment he slipped and fell.

And the unlucky ghost in front was Yu Xian.

"It's okay, it's okay, there's no need to apologize." Yu Xian waved his hands to support Zhou Haoxu to stand up, and said to himself after seeing people leave, it's really bad luck.

When he went up the stairs, he couldn't move his legs at all, and it was Zhou Haoxu who dragged him up.

The bed check was very early today, and the bed check passed after just sitting in the dormitory.

Yu Xian felt as if his skin had been scraped while taking a shower. He endured the pain and put on his pajamas and sat on a chair before he rolled up his trousers to check.

He found that he had been bumped into a piece of bruises, and there were bruises under his knees and above his ankles, and he felt a dull pain along with his lower waist.

At this moment, Zhou Haoxu and Zhao Dongcheng were still sleeping together outside, no one helped him, and he didn't know what it was like to be bumped into.

Just when she was about to go to bed early, there was a figure outside the door and there was a knock on the door.

He got up and opened the door, only to find it was Jiang Jinnian.

The door was opened 1 minute ago, and the person was abducted 1 minute later.

When Zhou Haoxu had had enough fun and returned to the dormitory, he found that Yu Xian was holding his clothes and preparing to go outside.

"I'll sleep together tonight and don't think about me."

"Oh shit you..." Yu Xian closed the door and left halfway through Zhou Haoxu's words.

Jiang Jinnian was standing outside waiting for Yu Xian, and brought him back to his dormitory.

"Is it true that the people in your dormitory are not here? If they are, I will go back first."

"The three of them went to the music festival in the square next door, and they must spend the night outside tonight."

Jiang Jinnian took off his coat while talking, and hung it on the hanger at the door.

It was only then that Yu Xian remembered the bruise on his back, and wanted to ask the other party to help him take a look.

"When I came back, I was dragged and slipped, and now it hurts so much, can you help me see, I want to put a plaster on it."

As soon as Jiang Jinnian turned his head, he saw a man sitting backwards on a chair, lifting up his clothes with great effort to reveal a piece of fair and smooth skin. Seeing this, his Adam's apple moved slightly and said the word patience in his heart countless times.

Yu Xian didn't think so much, he only thought that Jiang Jinnian could put the plaster on quickly, otherwise he was afraid that tomorrow he would be so painful that he couldn't straighten his back.

"It's really unlucky tonight. I feel that I have to sleep well, so how do I sleep tonight?"

"How do you want to sleep?"

Yu Xian glanced at the bed and felt that there was no room for two people to sleep together, but he still wanted to sleep with each other given the rare opportunity.

"Then I can only wrong you to sleep with me tonight."

"it is good!"

Before turning off the lights, Yu Xian climbed to the upper bunk and fell asleep on his side, fearing that he would squeeze him when he saw people coming up.

Jiang Jinnian put him in his arms with one hand, let him lean on his arm, and then covered him with the quilt.

Although it's not like he hasn't slept on the same bed before, but this time the distance is so close that Yu Xian didn't know where to put his hands, and finally put them directly on the other's chest.

Because he was afraid that his head would be too heavy to press down on the opponent's arm, he buried his head forward again, sticking it to the opponent's neck. This action was like a koala hugging a tree trunk.

"You are so hot, why are you like a heater..."

"Don't touch." Jiang Jinnian grabbed the other's dishonest hand in the dark.

"But what if I can't sleep, you are really hot." Yu Xian whispered.

Jiang Jinnian turned sideways slightly, covered the other party's non-stop talking mouth with his hand under the faint light, pressed it on his arm, and said softly: "Go to bed early, good night."

Yu Xian didn't expect the other party to come up with such a move, and when he saw someone close his eyes, he didn't dare to disturb him, so he also closed his eyes in this gesture.

...

It was already daylight when he woke up again, because the toiletries were all in his dormitory Yu Xian sneaked back after getting dressed.

At this point, Zhou Haoxu and Zhao Dongcheng were still sound asleep, because they didn't have a mobile phone to set the alarm clock, they were often on fire in the morning because they overslept.

After manually waking them up one by one, he hid in the bathroom, washed his face and brushed his teeth.

Zhou Haoxu hung the towel on his shoulders, stretched his waist, walked over with a washbasin in his hand, and asked, "After you left last night, I was almost bored to death. Zhao Dongcheng really slept as soon as he touched the bed. people."

"I guess I only slept for one night, but I still feel sleepy."

"I'll go to the cafeteria to buy a bowl of wontons later, I'm afraid I might lose them if I get there late."

Yu Xian put the washbasin on the shelf again, walked to his bed and climbed up, folded the quilt again before leaving the dormitory.

Zhou Haoxu just picked up his schoolbag and followed.

"Wait, wait, wait, your legs are all bruised, why are you walking so fast?"

In the stairwell, Yu Xian held on to the handrail and stopped, waiting for Zhou Haoxu who was rushing from behind.

"By the way, you slept in that dormitory last night. I don't remember you knowing anyone on this floor." Zhou Haoxu asked curiously.

"Guess, it's next door anyway."

"How can I guess what you said?"

At this time, the two had already reached the iron gate of the dormitory. The snow from last night had not completely melted at this time, and there were many muddy footprints on the ground. Yu Xian walked extra carefully because he fell last night.

"You fell at this place last night, how slippery can you fall like this..."

Zhou Haoxu came here without paying attention, why did he say a word, but in the next second, he slid and fell backwards.

"Fuck!"

"Ah ah ah."

Two voices sounded from the corner of the dormitory at the same time.

Yu Xian was standing behind Zhou Haoxu. He was about to remind the sewer mouth that it was frozen, but before he could say it, he was pushed on the back and fell to the ground.

But it didn't hurt as much as last night's fall, at most it was because his clothes were dirty, but Zhou Haoxu barely stopped in the end, but he hit him directly on the ground when he backed up.

"Fuck, I'm scared to death. What kind of broken ground is it so slippery?" Zhou Haoxu said in shock.

"I feel like I'm the one who is really going to be scared to death. I was pushed and fell twice in the same place, and I didn't even have time to hide."

Yu Xian stood up from the ground and patted the dead branches and leaves on his body. The waist that was bumped last night was still hurting. He was so angry that he punched Zhou Haoxu.

"Thank you, I am really convinced with you."

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