After falling out of her online dating, she was targeted by vinegar and school grass

"It's so sweet."

The pointer quietly turned around and crossed twelve o'clock, Yu Xian was still not asleep watching the movement in the official software group before.

When he saw a group of people discussing that the application could not be opened and crashed, he exited the chat page and found the software that he had forgotten for a long time on the main screen.

As soon as I clicked in, it just flashed back and showed a white screen, as the group of people in the group said, and finally showed no network connection.

Yu Xian suddenly remembered that it was like this before, he seemed to have uninstalled it in his impression, but now it is still there.

—Xiao Cai can’t sleep: Help me, I’m not going to be a pirated version, why is the virtual person I’m chatting with saying that he is real and thinking I’m a new type of fraud. @customer service

— Pork Ribs and Carrot Soup: I’ve taken it, I’ve had this situation too, I thought it was too smart and the co-author is a real person, right? This is not kidding me.

Yu Xian watched the steady stream of news in the group and realized that he was in the same situation as them. He even added the person's contact information.

Because the messages were swiped too fast, he automatically jumped to the bottom of the screen before he had time to check them one by one.

—Aiyi: No, why mine is the same as an artificial mentally retarded person, and it can still be used if there is no flashback. It can’t be you who are stuck.

At this time, the official customer service of the app jumped out to answer the above questions.

— Love chat app customer service: @All members are sorry for bringing you a bad user experience, because the software seems to have been stolen by others, and we only found out after receiving a report recently, the software is currently only genuine in the application market, I don't know where everyone downloaded it from.

Yu Xian thought for a while before realizing that he watched a short video recommendation and clicked the link below to download it.

— Pork Ribs and Carrot Soup: No way, I downloaded it in the browser, so it’s not really a pirated version.

— Jian Jia: Maybe a few days ago, it was discovered that a batch of pirated software had been removed from the shelves.

A group of people in the group were discussing this issue, and Yu Xian fell asleep after watching it. When he woke up, he found that this issue was still being discussed, and many people also encountered this issue.

Just because no one mentioned it before, everyone has always assumed that this is the way the program is set. Now one person has raised a question and the rest have come out.

After breakfast, I picked up my phone to check the news again, only to find that the customer service had sent a group announcement.

The general meaning is that some users who did not download through formal channels may have downloaded the cracked version.

The virtual object automatically created in this version will automatically capture nearby users who also apply to this app, and then match each other, turning it into an ordinary dating software, but both parties do not know each other.

The group was already buzzing at this time, a group of users who only liked virtual characters were asking if they could get their money back, and another group said that they were disgusted and chatted for so long, and the opposite party turned out to be a real person.

Yu Xian suddenly remembered that he had seen the distance before, and it was indeed very close, only a few kilometers away. Because he was not sure, he sent another message to that person to ask.

—Sweet Salted Fish: Hi, are you here? How did you download that software? The official group said that users who want to download a pirated version will be automatically matched to the nearest user on the map...

—Sweet and Salty Fish: So we might be in the same city alas.

— Yu Yu: Is there a possibility that we still know each other very well?

Yu Xian's first reaction when he saw this news was Zhou Haoxu, after all, the other party had downloaded this software before and they were indeed very close.

But after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was impossible. After all, Zhou Haoxu couldn't hide the matter. If it was really him, he would have said it long ago.

—Sweet salted fish: Huh? ? ?

—Sweet salted fish: How cooked is it?

— Yu Yu: Does confessing to you count?

—Sweet Salted Fish: Are you Meng Zhou?No, don't scare me.

After he finished sending this message, the other party stopped replying. Just when he was wondering, Jiang Jinnian sent a message on another chat software.

—Brother Gao Lengyan: Who is Meng Zhou?Is that the sophomore in high school?

It was only after seeing this message that Yu Xian realized that the person who had been treating him as a virtual object might be Jiang Jinnian. The distance he saw earlier showed that such a pair seemed to be about the same distance.

He felt his typing hands tremble.

Because he didn't know if he had sent any inappropriate content to the other party on that software before.

—Happy Little Fish: Help, ah, why is it you, why is it such a coincidence.

—Brother Gao Lengyan: Then who do you want.

—Brother Gao Lengyan: Meng Zhou?

—Happy Little Fish: No! !Wait for me to explain.

As soon as Yu Xian sent these words, the other party called directly, and he quickly swipe to answer.

After talking on the phone for about an hour, he felt a little sleepy before hanging up.

He thought for a long time on the bed but couldn't figure out why it was such a coincidence.

...

It has been snowing for several days, and the city is so white that even traveling is a little inconvenient. Many pedestrians on the road are already buying new year's goods in advance at this time, and many shops are also holding banners with clearance specials.

There are only two weeks left in the semester.

When Yu Xian arrived in the classroom, he found a small square-shaped lantern on the table. He picked up the rope and looked at it, and found a small light bulb inside. The switch was on the base. Flowers and birds were drawn on each surface, and the fabric was very clear and silky. slip.

At this time, Zhou Haoxu had half a cake in his mouth, and rushed into the classroom with his schoolbag in his left hand. When he passed the first row, he ran too fast and hit his knee on the table of the person in the front row, reluctantly sitting back After arriving at the position, I quickly rummaged through the drawers.

In the end, he raised his feet and took out a pen from his schoolbag, then threw the cap away and prepared to start working.

"Did you forget to bring home your homework?" Yu Xian saw people in such a hurry that he even threw the cakes on the table and ignored them.

At this time, Zhou Haoxu's desktop was already in a mess, and regardless of what was on the desktop, he just pressed the unfinished homework on it and started writing nonsense.

"Yeah, damn it, have you written it? After finishing it, lend me a copy. I put these three test papers in the book and didn't bring them back. Now it's really doomed."

Zhou Haoxu didn't care about the 21 [-] cloze in the English newspaper and wrote a few ABCs at random. Seeing that Yu Xian gave him his own share, he crossed out some of the nonsense written on it and wrote down the answers again.

"If the inspection comes later, remember to block it for me."

"Row."

Yu Xian put down the lantern in his hand and walked towards the door, just staring at the outside with his eyes locked.

But fortunately, the dean didn't come to inspect the teaching building on a whim today. Zhou Haoxu wrote the process briefly in order to finish the three pages quickly, and finally finished it when the class was halfway there.

"Fuck, there is no unparalleled road, or else I wouldn't even be at school at this time."

When Yu Xian took back his test paper, he saw Zhou Haoxu's words like dogs crawling because he wrote too fast.

"You don't want to change it anymore, the paint is too ugly."

"It doesn't matter, as long as I can finish writing, I was scared to death when I came in the morning, thinking that I was going to die here."

At this moment, Zhou Haoxu collapsed on the seat and breathed a sigh of relief, then picked up the cake that had been completely cooled by now and ate it.

During the morning class, Yu Xian placed the lantern in his upper left corner and fiddled with it from time to time.

This lantern is exquisite and compact, and there are tassels hanging on the bottom, and there is a suction cup on the top that can also be adsorbed on the glass.

Chen Su also played along all morning, and found a new button battery.

"Where did you buy this? I really want one too. It looks great at home during the Chinese New Year."

Chen Su held the lantern in her hand and slid it with her fingers. She had no resistance to such a small and cute thing, and she couldn't put it down just by looking at it.

"I don't know where it came from, it was on my desk when it came in the morning."

"Isn't it your friend or something who gave it to you? It's so exquisitely crafted that it must be precious." Chen Su looked at it again and handed the lantern to Yu Xian.

When school was over, light snow fell outside the house again, falling from the sky like a goose feather, and after a while, the palms of the hands were stretched out of the window, and the snow that had turned into water was piled up in a short while.

Many people are playing on the snow in the playground at the moment, and a large group of people are standing between the two teaching buildings and throwing snowballs.

Yu Xian is currently counting the calendar in the empty dormitory.

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

He thought it was Zhou Haoxu who came back, and he was about to ask why he came back so early when he turned around and saw Jiang Jinnian.

"Ah, why are you here?"

"You take my seat, I'll take Zhou Haoxu's."

Jiang Jinnian quickly pushed the chair over when he saw someone, then turned around and pulled the chair on the opposite bed to his side.

"Do you like the little lantern I gave you this morning?"

"So this is a gift from you. I like it very much. I put it on the table now. It's so small that it doesn't take up space."

Jiang Jinnian put the paper bag in his hand on the table and took out a box of Qingti cakes, unpacked the outer box for someone else and pushed it in front of the other person.

"I saw it in the freezer. I thought you would like it, so I bought it."

Yu Xian has been fed every day since he was with Jiang Jinnian, and he feels that his taste is being manipulated to death.

Seeing someone urging me to eat quickly, I picked up a spoon, dug a spoonful and brought it to the other person's mouth, but was rejected by the reason that I don't like sweets.

Jiang Jinnian couldn't help leaning forward when he saw someone's satisfied face. After all, the person he likes is right in front of him, so there's no reason not to get close to him.

It was only when Yu Xian turned his head that he realized that the distance between the two of them was so close that they were almost touching each other. The next second, he felt a hand on the back of his head. This posture made his mind go blank for a moment.

Oh my god, is this a kiss?

What should I do, take the initiative to kiss me or wait for him to kiss me!

It wasn't until Yu Xian felt the wetness on the corners of his lips that he woke up from the picture he had made up in his brain and winked at him.

It wasn't until he was released from the confinement that he realized that Jiang Jinnian had just kissed the cream off the corner of his mouth.

So he unconsciously licked the place where Jiang Jinnian's lips touched with his tongue.

When he realized what he was doing, Yu Xian's brain buzzed and his face quickly turned red. Seeing that people were looking at him with smiles from the corners of their eyes and brows at this moment, he realized that his actions just now had been seen by others.

Jiang Jinnian saw that the person's earlobe was pink and dizzy, and he looked like he was caught doing something bad and dared not look at him. He pinched the other person's cheek lightly with his hand, and said with a smile, "It's so sweet."

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The author says:

I don’t know if it’s cakes or people..._(:з」∠)_