Evil Emperor's Counterattack Plan

In the days that followed, Wu Xie insisted on checking her body once a month, and went to chat with Liang Wan when she had nothing to do.

In a blink of an eye, three months have passed.

On this day, he received a text message from Fatty: You're done, Fatty, we are already on our way home.There is also a photo attached, which is a selfie of Fatty, Boyouping, Heixiazi, and Xie Yuchen.The background is the desert. The fat man is standing in the middle with a shovel, looking domineering and mighty. On the right are the black blind man and Xie Yuchen. The black blind man put his fingers on his lips and blew a kiss to the camera. Xie Yuchen smiled slightly.On the left of the fat man, Poker-Face remained expressionless as usual, but looking at the person in the photo, Wu Xie had the illusion that Poker-Face was looking at him.

Anyway, they're finally coming back, and it's finally over.

Wu Xie entered a well-reputed barber shop, and showed the barber the old photos, and asked the barber to cut it accordingly. After spending hundreds of dollars, he finally changed back to the way he was ten years ago.

He looked at himself in the mirror, the outline of his face remained the same, but his skin was a little darker, and he looked a little older, but there was an extra scar on his throat, but he couldn't see it when he wore a turtleneck sweater.

Wu Xie stared at the mirror for a long time, and sighed: "The young third master is still handsome and unrestrained, suave and elegant."

Two days later, Wu Xie drove to the train station to pick them up.

The fat man walked in the front, with a lot of fat on his body. The black blind man pushed his glasses, smiled, and Xie Yuchen waved at him.

Poker-Face was at the end, and the moment he saw him, he was obviously stunned by Poker-Face's steps, and then strode towards him.Before Wu Xie recovered, he was hugged into a hug.

It was my brother's arms.With peace of mind, warmth, the taste of home.

It suddenly occurred to him that the first time they met, downstairs at the third uncle's house, he snatched his dragon's back first and passed him by.

At that time, he never imagined that later, they would experience so much together.Unexpectedly, one day, they will fall in love.

Coming out of Poker Ping's arms, Wu Xie shook her hair in a cool manner, looked at those three people, those three people also looked at him, and he looked at those three people...

What's wrong?Fat little flower, black blind, praise me quickly, in front of my brother, praise me vigorously, handsome young master, praise me, why are you in a daze?

Wu Xie flicked her beautiful hair again, and the fat man came over and pulled his hair: "Naive, where did you buy this wig, it's exactly the same as the real one!"

"What is exactly the same as the real thing? This is the real thing, do you have eyesight?"

"No way, why did your hair grow so long all of a sudden? Did you go for a hair transplant? How much is it? I heard that hair transplants are very expensive."

Wu Xie knocked off the fat man's hand, and straightened his hairstyle: "It's been three months, why can't it grow?"

The fat man stared at him, then suppressed a smile: "Naive, we are all used to your baldness, you suddenly have hair, we are not used to it, are we?"

The black blind man fanned the flames: "That's right, our evil emperor is a bald man who is so cool and flirtatious, who are you?"

"I am your romantic and suave Yushu Linfeng, the evil grandpa who loves flowers and blooms!"

Black blind man: "What? My glasses are too dark, listen, no, see."

Xie Yuchen grabbed Hei Xiazi: "The young couple just met, let's get in the car first and give them some private space."

After the three left, Wu Xie noticed that Poker Fing's shoulders were shaking unnaturally.

"Wu Xie..."

"Brother, don't laugh!"

"Yeah." Poker Ping stopped shaking his shoulders, and directly raised the corners of his mouth to smile: "You looked so cute just now."

"Brother, are you still making fun of me? Isn't it good for me to return to my original appearance? Or are you also used to my baldness?"

Poker-Face shook his head, there was only a peaceful smile on his face that revived all things and brought flowers to life.

"I like whatever you look like."

Wu Xie just wanted to say, little brother, your mouth has become sweeter, and then thought that decades later, he would become an 80-year-old grandfather. My little brother is still young, and he helped him to bask in the sun by the West Lake. Someone asked, "Wu Xie, This is your grandson, right? He looks so handsome!" He suddenly felt bad.

He looked at the person in front of him very seriously: "Brother, if my face is covered with wrinkles, my body is awkward, I have to be helped everywhere, my ears are deaf and my eyes are blind, you will still like me." ?"

"Ah."

"Then what if my memory gets worse and I forget you? Will you still like me?"

"Wu Xie, no matter what you become, I like it."

"Then... little brother, let me do the one above?" Wu Xie shocked Poker.

Poker-Face looked at him, and he also looked at Poker-Face. Wu Xie thought that he would nod his head with that affectionate little look in his eyes, but Poker-Face said, "This won't work."

"why?"

"It's a matter of principle."

Seeing Bo Youping say such rational words with such emotional eyes, and taking them so naturally, Wu Xie was a little angry: "Then I have no principles when I say that, brother?" So I was suppressed every day...

"Wu Xie, everyone is born differently, so they have different principles and choose different things. Different living environments create thousands of different human beings. Just like some people can accept homosexuality, while others Unacceptable. Many things are like this, the principles that suit you may not be suitable for others, and similarly, the principles of others may not be suitable for you."

Wu Xie twitched the corner of her mouth and spread her hands: "Brother, you just don't want me to be on top. I don't understand why you can't accept being on the bottom, brother. In fact, the one on the bottom is very comfortable... Cough cough, it's actually like this It's not fair to the one down there."

After thinking about it again, Wu Xie said, "Brother, why don't we play a game, and the loser will be next week."

"I don't play games."

"Then let's drink, brother, can you drink?"

"know a little."

Wu Xie thought that if you are soft, you can be hard, young master, I will overwhelm you today, and make you lie on the bed and scream every day, and the ground is not working hahahahaha!

The plan began to be implemented that night.

On the table, there was a bundle of beer, three bottles of red wine, and three bottles of white wine.

Two hours later, Poker Bottle lay on the table and did not move.

"Brother, wake up?"

no response.

"Brother, there are zongzi!"

no response.

Wu Xie poked his face and pinched his nose, but there was no response, he seemed drunk.

"Brother, let me spoil you today." Wu Xie put Pokerfing's hand on his shoulder with a smirk, wrapped his arms around his waist, and helped him up to the bedroom.