Evil Emperor's Counterattack Plan
Chapter 20
Wu Xie woke up in his bedroom.
Poker bottle, fat man, black blind man, Xie Yuchen are all gone.He got up and quickly packed his things, took the ghost seal, and prepared to chase them.
He called Fatty but couldn't get through, and the other three couldn't get through either.Are they in the desert?It shouldn't be so fast. I was about to make another call when I suddenly saw two unread text messages on my phone.
One was sent by the fat man: Naive, we are almost in the desert, don't contact us, you can't contact us anyway, don't come to us, your current body is not suitable for long-distance travel.I remember to go to Dr. Liang for reexamination every month. I told my brother a little about your physical condition, but I didn’t tell you everything. I know you are afraid that he will worry.Your fat man doesn't like typing, typing so many words makes your hands sore, so don't say it.In short, you can stay at home with peace of mind, and we will definitely send the little brother back to you safely.
The other one was sent by Poker Ping: Wu Xie, let's go to those fun places when I come back.
My brother can send text messages!
Wu Xie didn't even notice it himself. When he read this text message, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but raise.
Well, when you come back, let's go to all the fun places together.
The days when Boyouping, Fatty and the others were away were really boring, so Wu Xie went to the hospital to brag to Liang Wan.
After checking, Liang Wan stared at the checklist. Wu Xie was sitting opposite Liang Wan, with one leg crossed over the other and a pen spinning in his hand.
"Doctor Liang, I seldom smoke these days, do you think my lungs are much better?"
"Okay?" Liang Wan put the inspection form on the table, snatched back his pen and pointed to the inspection report on it: "What did I say? I said quit smoking, quit smoking completely! How many times have I said that? Hmm? You still have the nerve to tell me it's very Smoke less? Let me tell you, if you don’t say goodbye to cigarettes thoroughly, then Lord Yama won’t say goodbye to you.”
Wu Xie: "Doctor Liang, you girls don't understand. Quitting smoking is easy to say but hard to do."
"Do you want to die or want to smoke?"
"If you have a life, you can smoke. If you have a life, you can realize your dreams, do a lot of meaningful things, and benefit the society. So... of course I want to smoke."
Liang Wan almost tore up his checklist and smashed it on his face, Wu Xie looked at the woman who was about to explode with fear.
After a while, Liang Wan's anger dissipated. She put the pen back into the pen holder, leaned on the chair with her hands crossed and asked, "Hey, what do you think is the meaning of life?" She looked out the window with a sad look in her eyes. : "Why, you give everything to a person, and in the end, only yourself is touched. They don't care, and they can even block you at will. What do you think people live for?"
Wu Xie leaned over and stared at Liang Wan with his hand on his chin: "Doctor Liang, I, a person whose lungs have turned into black charcoal, have not lost confidence in life. You, a beautiful woman like a flower, why can't you figure it out? You are alive. , of course to eat delicious food, play fun, and enjoy life.”
"Then what if you are no longer interested in delicious, fun, and all interesting things?"
"Then, find a belief. With belief, you will have the courage to live."
"But I can't find faith."
"You will always have it. Faith doesn't have to be a great thing. It can be a wish, a person, or even a memory."
"Then what is your belief, Boss Wu?"
"My belief." Wu Xie changed into a comfortable position, resting his hands under his head: "My belief is not a great thing, and I'm afraid of being laughed at by Dr. Liang when I say it."
Liang Wan narrowed his eyes: "I know even if you don't tell me, your belief is Zhang Qiling, right?"
Wu Xie scratched her head: "Hey, my hair seems to grow a little longer, what should I do to look good, it's so tangled."
Liang Wan leaned on his incense cheek: "I also think he is my belief, but he is just a big pig's hoof, and it's fine to flirt with other women behind my back, but he still keeps silent, giving me my number, my WeChat, All blocked, who is it? How can such a person do my beliefs?"
Wu Xie: "How about a short cut? But will the short cut make my head appear bigger? I actually want to cut it to three to seven points, but the hair length is not enough. But the three to seven points may look a bit old, in fact, the shape I used to have It's fine. Ah, my hair, when will you grow it back."
Liang Wan: "I admit that I just fell in love with his face at the beginning, but after getting along for so long, I like not only his face, his eyes, his lips, his figure, and his eight-pack abs. It's not judging by appearance, right? I should have been in love with him for a long time, but I don't know if he likes me or not. They say girls can't chase after me, but I really can't control myself, he is so handsome!"
Wu Xie: "Right? Do you think Bawang is easy to use? Can it speed up growth? How about I try it. No, Bawang seems to be just to prevent hair loss, so what can promote hair growth? I have to Baidu Baidu."
Liang Wan: "Isn't it true that handsome boys are particularly flirtatious? I've seen three girls by his side, all of them are beautiful! Tell me, could he be a scumbag? After cheating on my wife's feelings, he went to lie to others again." My little girl? But he was very considerate and gentle when he was with me...or is he like this for every girl? "
Wu Xie: "Baidu said that the shorter the hair, the faster it will grow. Is it short enough? Why doesn't it grow? I think the hair will be longer, darker and thicker when it is cut? Is it true? But What if I shave it off and it won't grow? Should I cut it?"
……
Dr. Liang didn't go to work in the afternoon, so Wu Xie chatted with her all afternoon.
Before leaving, Liang Wan smiled and said to him: "It's a pleasure chatting with you today, Boss Wu, thank you."
This... He has read Baidu Encyclopedia about hair and hair growth all afternoon. Has he given her any emotional advice or advice?
Women's thinking, don't understand.
Poker bottle, fat man, black blind man, Xie Yuchen are all gone.He got up and quickly packed his things, took the ghost seal, and prepared to chase them.
He called Fatty but couldn't get through, and the other three couldn't get through either.Are they in the desert?It shouldn't be so fast. I was about to make another call when I suddenly saw two unread text messages on my phone.
One was sent by the fat man: Naive, we are almost in the desert, don't contact us, you can't contact us anyway, don't come to us, your current body is not suitable for long-distance travel.I remember to go to Dr. Liang for reexamination every month. I told my brother a little about your physical condition, but I didn’t tell you everything. I know you are afraid that he will worry.Your fat man doesn't like typing, typing so many words makes your hands sore, so don't say it.In short, you can stay at home with peace of mind, and we will definitely send the little brother back to you safely.
The other one was sent by Poker Ping: Wu Xie, let's go to those fun places when I come back.
My brother can send text messages!
Wu Xie didn't even notice it himself. When he read this text message, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but raise.
Well, when you come back, let's go to all the fun places together.
The days when Boyouping, Fatty and the others were away were really boring, so Wu Xie went to the hospital to brag to Liang Wan.
After checking, Liang Wan stared at the checklist. Wu Xie was sitting opposite Liang Wan, with one leg crossed over the other and a pen spinning in his hand.
"Doctor Liang, I seldom smoke these days, do you think my lungs are much better?"
"Okay?" Liang Wan put the inspection form on the table, snatched back his pen and pointed to the inspection report on it: "What did I say? I said quit smoking, quit smoking completely! How many times have I said that? Hmm? You still have the nerve to tell me it's very Smoke less? Let me tell you, if you don’t say goodbye to cigarettes thoroughly, then Lord Yama won’t say goodbye to you.”
Wu Xie: "Doctor Liang, you girls don't understand. Quitting smoking is easy to say but hard to do."
"Do you want to die or want to smoke?"
"If you have a life, you can smoke. If you have a life, you can realize your dreams, do a lot of meaningful things, and benefit the society. So... of course I want to smoke."
Liang Wan almost tore up his checklist and smashed it on his face, Wu Xie looked at the woman who was about to explode with fear.
After a while, Liang Wan's anger dissipated. She put the pen back into the pen holder, leaned on the chair with her hands crossed and asked, "Hey, what do you think is the meaning of life?" She looked out the window with a sad look in her eyes. : "Why, you give everything to a person, and in the end, only yourself is touched. They don't care, and they can even block you at will. What do you think people live for?"
Wu Xie leaned over and stared at Liang Wan with his hand on his chin: "Doctor Liang, I, a person whose lungs have turned into black charcoal, have not lost confidence in life. You, a beautiful woman like a flower, why can't you figure it out? You are alive. , of course to eat delicious food, play fun, and enjoy life.”
"Then what if you are no longer interested in delicious, fun, and all interesting things?"
"Then, find a belief. With belief, you will have the courage to live."
"But I can't find faith."
"You will always have it. Faith doesn't have to be a great thing. It can be a wish, a person, or even a memory."
"Then what is your belief, Boss Wu?"
"My belief." Wu Xie changed into a comfortable position, resting his hands under his head: "My belief is not a great thing, and I'm afraid of being laughed at by Dr. Liang when I say it."
Liang Wan narrowed his eyes: "I know even if you don't tell me, your belief is Zhang Qiling, right?"
Wu Xie scratched her head: "Hey, my hair seems to grow a little longer, what should I do to look good, it's so tangled."
Liang Wan leaned on his incense cheek: "I also think he is my belief, but he is just a big pig's hoof, and it's fine to flirt with other women behind my back, but he still keeps silent, giving me my number, my WeChat, All blocked, who is it? How can such a person do my beliefs?"
Wu Xie: "How about a short cut? But will the short cut make my head appear bigger? I actually want to cut it to three to seven points, but the hair length is not enough. But the three to seven points may look a bit old, in fact, the shape I used to have It's fine. Ah, my hair, when will you grow it back."
Liang Wan: "I admit that I just fell in love with his face at the beginning, but after getting along for so long, I like not only his face, his eyes, his lips, his figure, and his eight-pack abs. It's not judging by appearance, right? I should have been in love with him for a long time, but I don't know if he likes me or not. They say girls can't chase after me, but I really can't control myself, he is so handsome!"
Wu Xie: "Right? Do you think Bawang is easy to use? Can it speed up growth? How about I try it. No, Bawang seems to be just to prevent hair loss, so what can promote hair growth? I have to Baidu Baidu."
Liang Wan: "Isn't it true that handsome boys are particularly flirtatious? I've seen three girls by his side, all of them are beautiful! Tell me, could he be a scumbag? After cheating on my wife's feelings, he went to lie to others again." My little girl? But he was very considerate and gentle when he was with me...or is he like this for every girl? "
Wu Xie: "Baidu said that the shorter the hair, the faster it will grow. Is it short enough? Why doesn't it grow? I think the hair will be longer, darker and thicker when it is cut? Is it true? But What if I shave it off and it won't grow? Should I cut it?"
……
Dr. Liang didn't go to work in the afternoon, so Wu Xie chatted with her all afternoon.
Before leaving, Liang Wan smiled and said to him: "It's a pleasure chatting with you today, Boss Wu, thank you."
This... He has read Baidu Encyclopedia about hair and hair growth all afternoon. Has he given her any emotional advice or advice?
Women's thinking, don't understand.
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